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The National Awesome Space Agency (NASA) is an entity of the United States government that is responsible for all things relating to space. This includes space travel, spacewalking, space aliens, and Kevin Spacey. Its most well-known accomplishments include landing on The Moon and inventing a pen that can write in space. NASA currently has plans to return to the Moon after a half-century hiatus (critics say it's "a bad idea") while others include colonizing Mars (just in case) and reaching into space as deep as Uranus.

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If discovered reading a D&D manual, most players failed their saving throw vs. merciless teasing.

October 23: D&D Empowerment Day, a day to let go of your guilt and shame for having played Dungeons & Dragons as a child (or still), and instead reflect upon how it's changed you for the better; National Whack-a-Mole Day (US and Japan).

  • 33 - Jesus creates D&D, the Romans crucify him for this and buries the game where it is found 1900 years later.
  • 1970 - Dave Arneson creates a scenario involving an adventure through a castle sewer, in quest of the legendary change room of maidens in waiting. Later arrested for being a peeping tom. Judge was unmoved by his plea that he was doing important game research.
  • 1971 - Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson team up to create "The Fantasy Game." Monsters are substituted for maidens, and mountains of loose change for changerooms.
  • 1974 - TSR publishes the now-renamed Dungeons & Dragons® game by slapping homemade labels over used cereal boxes. In one year, the entire hand-assembled print run of 1,000 games sells out.
  • 1979 - Ozzy Osbourne is chosen as official spokesman, eventually appearing in a commercial where he bites the head off of a Basilisk.
  • 1984 - You realise with horror that the phrase "Uncursed +1/+1 Dark Dwarven Mithril Battle-Axe of Dungeons & Dragons" no longer sounds completely ridiculous to you.

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