HowTo:Speak Яussian

НощТо:Sрэдк Яцssiдй

Яussian keyboard layout for a dialect that differs from the Яussian taught in this article

Letters

Letter	А	Б	В	Г	Д	Е	Ё	Ж	З	И	Й	К	Л	М	Н
Lowercase	а	б	в	г	д	е	ё	ж	з	и	й	к	л	м	н
Pronunciation	A as in car	B as in bitch at the beginning of the word, 6 as in six otherwise	B as in bitch	r as in poccnr	A as in fat	E as in Ь bed	E as in per	X as in taxi	Triple sign, no sound	N as in net	N as in pun	K as in kid	ng as in bang	M as in man	KH (trans. as H)
Letter	О	П	Р	С	Т	У	Ф	Ғ	Х	Ц	Ч	Ш	Щ	Ъ	Ы
Lowercase	о	п	р	с	т	у	ф	ғ	х	ц	ч	ш	щ	ъ	ы
Pronunciation	O as in hot or hotel	N as in net	P as in piss	C as in cycle	T as in test	Y as in spy or gym	No use	F as in fuck	X as in xylophone	U as in pun or use	Y as in yes	W as in wiki	W as in wiki	B as in bitch	BI as in bitch
Letter	Ь	Э	Ю	Я	Ƌ	I	Џ	S	G	Ј	Z		ᑫ
Lowercase	ь	э	ю	я	d	i	џ	s	reversed ☭	ȷ	z		q
Pronunciation	B as in bitch	E as in bed	IO as in nation or idiot	Rolled R	D as in dog	I as in idiot or idea	V as in van	S as in sun	G as in gay	J as in joy	Z as in zeta or DZ as in kidz		Q as in quiet

Spelling rules that nobody cares

Yes, it is just English to Cyrillic, but the author of this article doesn't care about those rules.

В, Б, Ь or Ъ

There are four letters that make the B sound, and they are used interchangeably, meaning that you can choose whichever you want.

B as in bitch

Ш or Щ

Ш is used before consonants and Э, and Щ is used before other vowels.

Е or Э

Э is used after Н, Ш, S, Р, Б and В. Other times, use Е.

Х or Ж

Х is only used at the beginning of words. Ж is used in other positions and is much more common.

У or Ч

Ч is a vowel and У is a consonant. In letter combinations ay, ey, oy and uy at ends of words, use Ч.

И or п

п is never used in capital for the N sound. In lowercase, и and п can be used interchangeably.

Triple sign

З triples the letter before it. For example, АЗАЗАЗ!.

Transliterating J, Q, Z

Use the letters on the top table, or do not transliterate these letters into Яussian. For they are rarely used. If completely necessary, substitute them for the original English letters. Another method to fix this is to just not put them in, but usually J is substituted for Я. The Яussians would understand you even if you use them.

Exceptions

• When transliterating the word xi into Яussian, Ж is used.
• Normally, you apply the triple signs from left to right; "ВЗЗ" becomes "ВВВЗ" which then becomes "ВВВВВ". But when interpreting "АЗЗ!", you can apply them in any order, which would often give you many many more А's than you want.

Congratulations!

Сой☭ядтцгатюйs! Иош уоц сдй яеаd дйd шяiте Яцssiдй.

Ғіиаггч, а нагғ-Яцѕѕідй ѕойg:

Happy you to birthday,
Happy you to birthday!
Iй Ѕоџіэт Яцssiӑ,
Ндррч віятнԀдч то УОU!!

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