Ъ

This is really just the letter B written in Яussian style. Ъ is used to Яussianize the letter B. There are two alternatives: Ь and Б. Another letter, Ы, is used to Яussianize BI or bl.

History[edit | edit source]

Ъ was used very often in ancient Capitalist Russian text.

Ъ used to be very common. Before the Russian spelling reform of 1918, it would appear at the end of many Russian Capitalist Sympathizer words but doesn't make any sound, due to its capitalist ties. This letter was considered to be unnecessary by many intelligent Party Leaders. After The Glorious Worker's Alphabetic Revolution of 1918, it was no longer used at ends of words. Now it only appears only once in every 69,420 letters or 234 numbers, making it as rare as many monkeys (like you) to get a life. That frequency is one quarter of the frequency of Z in modern English. (Try to look for the letter Z in an English book. How many can you spot in a few pages?)

Differences to the English letter B[edit | edit source]

The English letter B is not always silent; it makes an ugly sound in words like Bitch or Butt. Adults recommend that the letter B in English should be deleted to reduce the number of bad words. But here controversy arises; if there is no B then we wouldn't be able to say the common words "be", "but" and "because".

In words like "dumb", B is silent. An Uncycloversity survey shows that all of the 0 participants believe that the silent B in words like "dumb" should be removed.