Five-word sentences
“This quote has five words.”
“In Russia, Five counts you!”
Five is a mathematical number. It is between four six. Three plus two equals five. This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. But I am too stupid. I cannot provide any variety. So let me stop now. Or I'll try something else.
Seven-word sentences can convey more information[edit | edit source]
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
Six-word sentences are too good[edit | edit source]
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
Eight then because they carry some more information[edit | edit source]
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
Pangrams contain at least five[edit | edit source]
A pangram contains every letter. I mean every English letter. Obviously Я is not included. Because it's a Russian one. Or Яussian, if you like. Five-word pangrams are rare. An example is shown below.
| “ | Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. | ” |
Other pangrams contain more words. Quick Brown Fox has nine. So it is very inefficient.
I wanna add more content[edit | edit source]
Just to make this longer. Then let me do it. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Why isn't "content" like "penis"? "Penis penis penis" - grammatically correct. "Content content content content content"? No, that is not right. I need to stop now. Because my mother is approaching. She looks at grammar seriously.
A message to the administrators[edit | edit source]
Don't mark this as ICU. Why did I say that? Indeed, this article is lame. But ICU tags devastate coherence. Their sentences have more words. So they'd make this worse.
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I will die forever, okay?[edit | edit source]
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