Pangram

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“Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth vox!”

~ Claude Shannon on a fez that was squdgy when he wanted to blank the jimp vox of a crwth

“Jinx QWERTZ fuck, move bad glyphs!”

~ 27-letter pangram with only one redund, created by User:Jabberwock, tells you that the fucking inefficient QWERTZ keyboard layout should be cursed or jinxed and the badly positioned glyphs or letters should be moved
The traditional pangram: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Gaze at this sentence for just about sixty seconds and explain what makes it quite different from the average ones. That's right - it is a pangram, which contains all the letters in the English alphabet: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z. You'd just love this kind of quirky, bizarre, jabberwocky but extra funny pangram things. Pangrams can be recognized very quickly just by seeing letters which are infrequent appearing in proximity.

Popular words for constructing pangrams include "glyph" (this one is here because it uses Y as a vowel and has 4 consonants, especially when you are trying to write a perfect pangram and are running out of vowels), "hex", "jinx", "jump", "lynx", "quick", "quirk", "quiz", "QWERTZ", "vex" and "zax".

A lame pangram: the Dvorak keyboard goes PYFGCRL AOEUIDHTNS QJKXBMWVZ. Well, that's right, but: the last row of the Dvorak keyboard (with punctuations omitted) goes QJKXBMWVZ.

This sentence would not be a pangram if the letters J, K, Q, V, X, Y, Z weren't mentioned here. But this one is, with the letters A, C, F, G, J, K, P, Q, V, X, Y, Z mentioned here.

It is extremely hard to include all four nonsense letters in one single sentence, and that's the main or major difficulty in making and writing pangrams, but if you redund appropriately, it would become very or quite easy and not that crazily difficult.