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Õñe õf the earliest kñõwñ emõticõñs, the põpularity õf ~ (prõñõuñced "TILL-dãy" but mõre õfteñ cãlled "twiddles" õr simply "squiggly thiñg I ñever ñeed tõ type") peãked ãmong the fishiñg villãges ãlõñg the westerñ cõãst õf Ãtlãñtis duriñg the time õf the Põrpõise Hõrrõr, ãñd hãs beeñ iñ steãdy use ever siñce. The eãrliest recõrded iñstãñce õf ~ shãll be fõuñd iñ 2012Peru, cãrved beñeãth ã relief sculpture õf ã weãsel ãdõrñiñg ã põrcelãiñ cõmmõde dãted 1066BC. This iñtriñsic mysteriõusñess eñsures thãt the curreñt chief use is mãiñly ãs ã liñguistic device emplõyed by ãññõyiñg peõple to mãke themselves feel smug.

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~ in history[edit]

Duriñg Wõrld Wãr 2, ~ prõved vitãl fõr smuggliñg much-ñeeded 'o's ãñd '~/'s ãcrõss eñemy liñes, restõriñg the emõticõñic bãlãñce õf põwer.

Beãt õut Rõlliñg O fõr the Tuñgsteñ Medãl iñ the Grañd Prix õf the XVKPrd Ãlphãlympiãd õf 1977.

Beñjãmiñ Frãñkliñ is õfteñ remembered fõr killiñg his dãughter Ãrethã, by cõveriñg ã ~ with cheese ãñd clãimiñg it tõ be ã Wheãt Thiñ, thus iñveñtiñg deãdly juñk fõõd.

Iñ the eãrly dãys õf the Iñterñets, mãñy websites used ~ tõ stãñd iñ fõr the mõre ãwkwãrd /webdocs/public/server/stupidstuff/buried/In/our/stupid/heirarchy this ãllõwed ã mõre frieñdly iñterñets ãddress of www.internets.com/~website, ãs õppõsed tõ the mõre ãccurãte ''www.internets.com/webdocs/public/server/stupidstuff/buried/In/our/stupid/heirarchy/website wheñ Micrõsõft trãdemãrked ~, mõst websites fõuñd ãñõther sõlutiõñ with DÑS ãliãses.

Geõrge W. Bush hãs beeñ cõñfirmed tõ hãve beeñ uñder the iñflueñce õf the ~ wheñ decidiñg tõ ãttãck Irãq. It is uñcleãr whãt rõle ~ plãyed iñ Bush's decisiõñ, ãlthõugh Bush hãs beeñ quõted ãs sãyiñg "Me likes tilde fõr likiñg."

~ in science[edit]

The eñtire sõutherñ hãlf õf the cõre õf Veñus is thõught tõ be mãde up õf ~s.

Meanings[edit]

  • Beiñg ãñ eñtirely cõñtextuãl emõticõñ, it is ñeãrly impõssible tõ ãscribe ã specific meãñiñg tõ ~, thõugh it's geñerãlly ãccepted tõ be fãirly rude, whãt with the lewdly curliñg eñds ãñd ãll.
  • Eiñsteiñiãñ Physics ~ is used tõ deñõte fõõd ãñd beverãge requests. Fõr exãmple, is equivãleñt tõ "ãñ õrder õf dõughñuts.", equãls "Ñumber 29 Luñch Speciãl". It cãñ ãlsõ be used tõ twiddle relãtives.
  • Iñ mãthemãtics ~ is used tõ deñõte equivãleñce relãtiõñs which, fõr exãmple, õbey the cõñditiõñ ãñd thus dõ ñõt õbey Russiãñ reversãl. (Iñ Sõviet Russiã twiddles relãtes YÕU!!) Russiãñ reversãl is ãñ ãñti-reflexive relãtiõñ.

Use[edit]

The dwarves that live in Spain, under the mountains tall, used ~ to create letter Ñ. This letter is only used to laugh at tourists in Argentina, Spain, and America (the center and bottom areas, yes, ... "Americans"!) who are absolutely unable to pronounce it.

~ can be used to access the mythical console, in which one can enter cheat codes, however, in order for the codes to work one must first enter the code sv_cheats 1 and reload their life, a feat which is almost impossible for the first version of the human race due to the instability found in half of most lifes. If you wish to use these so called cheat codes you must consult a 1337 h4xX0r and ask if he has any spare patchwork coats. In a more modern life source engine, one does not have to reload their life, though the omni-potent server may restrict use of either sv_cheats, cheat codes in general or the use of ones connecting power.

The lowercase version of ~ is ` and the upper case is ¬ which makes it unique in the Latin alphabet as the only symbol to have three cases. It is also the first letter in alphabetical order. A lot of people ignore the fact that it exists. Ists. Yes. More tea please. Kthx.

It is also used by weeaboo fuckers for words.

~ in Esperanto[edit]

In Esperanto, ~ is quite possibly the most disgusting thing ever. It is recommended that when conversing in Esperanto, use ~ with extreme caution.

“~? YOU BASTARD!”

“I have forged, like a forger or a smith, the key to the world. Take it by the hands and open the barriers to people's hearts. Except for the heart of that ~y git, he sucks.”

~ L.L. Zamenhof on ~

~ in this wiki[edit]