UnTunes:Santa Baby

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We updated this Christmas yuletide classic, made famous by Eartha Kitt, to reflect modern times and dating via social networking. Enjoy!


Santa Baby...

Wishing you & yours a Happy Holidays & a Merry Christmas.

I heard that you were single again
Well then
We should hook up real soon
Santa baby
Facebook me and give me some likes

Santa cutie
Snapchat me and send me some pix
Not dicks
But if you want, I don't mind
Santa cutie
Favorite me on Instagram

Slide into my chat DMs
Add me to your list and we'll be more than friends
I'll follow you on Twitter too
And this Christmas won't be quite so blue

Santa baby
I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right
Found your Bumble account
Santa baby
Match with me so we can Meetup

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Santa honey
If you call me up on the phone
We'll bone
I won't play hard to get
Santa baby
Do you have white hair down there?

Santa baby
You don't have to wear a condom
Come on
We can play 'Just the Tip'
Santa baby
Even if it's just for one night

I haven't been with lots of men
But last time I got laid he said I was a ten
I'm sure that we could have some fun
If you work out and don't weigh a ton

Santa baby
Don't forget the presents this year
Like beer
Or perhaps some good wine
Santa baby
Let's get drunk, Netflix and chill...
Here's a hundred dollar bill?..
I'm on the pill...