We updated this Christmas yuletide classic, made famous by Eartha Kitt, to reflect modern times and dating via social networking. Enjoy!
I heard that you were single again
We should hook up real soon
Facebook me and give me some likes
Slide into my chat DMs—
Add me to your list and we'll be more than friends
I'll follow you on Twitter too
And this Christmas won't be quite so blue
If you call me up on the phone—
I won't play hard to get
Do you have white hair down there?
You don't have to wear a condom
We can play 'Just the Tip'
Even if it's just for one night
I haven't been with lots of men—
But last time I got laid he said I was a ten
I'm sure that we could have some fun—
If you work out and don't weigh a ton