Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary[edit | edit source]
N. -A really cool website, designed to be the official slang dictionary of all mankind. Much like Uncyclopedia, it is written by the readers.
“Hey, dude. Check out my new definition on Urban Dictionary.”
#cool #website #lame #hashtags #losethem #please
by Kakun, November 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary[edit | edit source]
A website dedicated to some dick who lives in some city, brilliantly disguised as an online dictionary. The operators of the website expect the readers to understand that the actual name of the site is Urban Dick.
“So I was reading Urban Dick this morning and was totally wondering who the hell that dick was who lives in that city nobody knows its name.”
#trump #Washington
by Kakun, November 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary[edit | edit source]
A parasite-ridden website where isolated teenagers make up horrifying sexual fantasies and weird sexual holidays despite the fact that they haven't interacted with a woman since they left their mother's womb
“Trust me dude, it's going to take off, I put it on urban dictionary!”
#parasite #website #isolated #teenagers #horrifying #sexual #fantasies #weird #sexual #holidays #interact #woman #mother #womb #trust #take #off #put #on #urban #dictionary #hashtags #blessed
by Dr Jackass, February 29, -219
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Urban Dictionary[edit | edit source]
The formal name of the Urban Dick website. Designed to disguise the fact that the only purpose of the site is to rip on Donald Trump.
“OMG Trump totally used one of my Urban Dick definitions last night. He was actually talking about Roseanne's plasdick!”
#fucking #twitter #hashtags #suck #seriously #losethem #rightnow
by Kakun, November 17, 2018
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Urban Dick[edit | edit source]
“He lives in a house, a very big house in the country. Watchin' afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country!”
#blur #hashtags #lame #meaningless #please #losethem
by Blur, August 14, 1995
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Dweller[edit | edit source]
A creepy, socially awkward male who dwells in internet cafe-type areas and plays Magick and World of Warcraft continuously with other dwellers. A Dweller is easily recognizable as lonely and desperate for female attention of any kind. They will hit on anything that comes within eyesight. Comparing girls to characters from their favorite anime is a popular pickup line.
“Trump is an utter dweller.”
#thanks #quoteismine
by Urban Dictionary, September 28, 2011
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Jackanory[edit | edit source]
Story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day).
“You should totally check out the upcoming Trump jackanory on UnNews. It is utter genius.”
#thanks #quoteismine
by Urban Dictionary, November 15, 2004
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Utter[edit | edit source]
A misspell of otter.
“Know that, Blur! I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!”
#southpark #otter #britpop
by the Allied Atheist Alliance, 2546
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Urban Dictionary[edit | edit source]
“Why does every definition in Urban dictionary has to include sexual things”
#Seggs #ineedgrill
By DefinitelyNotSebby294, 2069