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However, it can be found by linking to it through the main site.

Along the way, make sure to read what cruelty you process cows into every time you purchase a steak, what dreadful fates happen to the chickens squished into the space a Post-It note has to offer, the sickening happenings behind the scenes at the circus, the latest kidnapping story about a calf taken from its mother for milk and veal, and about why you should go vegan.

We would also like it if you donate to us to help us save animals from a world of meat, fur, experiments, entertainment, and certain Al Qaeda Initiation Rights.

There are three possible reasons why this page could not be displayed:

  1. The page is now extinct, like species such as this one will be if we continue to use bug spray and exterminators.
  2. The page is briefly away, like elephants forced to perform at circuses are at this moment.
  3. This page was created from hitting random keys at a typewriter, as if one of that infinite number of monkeys created it while chained to his chair and starved for several days all because you wanted to prove it. Science should not take front seat to reversing animal cruelty!

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