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A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

See Blogging.

A noob website

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Welcome to my site,

I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im cool n' stuff coz I can do blank pages like this and stuff

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On this day...

Why isn't Helium called Helion? Checkmate, atheists.

February 17: Noble Gases Appreciation Day

  • 1996 - Gary Kasparov loses a game of chess to a computer, like that's never happened to anyone before.
  • 2001 - HAL 9000 kills two dudes in outer space, oh shit I'm sorry I spoiled it for you.
  • 2006 - You finally forget about your miserable Valentine's Day, only to be tormented by this reminder.
  • 2008 - USA bombs some country after the military finds a few extra bombs hiding in an old pair of pants.
  • 2009 - John Prescott is discovered at the corner of downing street in a corset and fish-net tights attempting to whore himself out to passing single parents.
  • 2017 - Denmark is officially recognized as a mistake and erased from history.
  • 2018 - All world languages are revoked and replaced with American, a language consisting solely of words with one syllable or less

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Featured picture candidate

Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 27.5 Royal Mechanised Mounted Treefellers
Nomination: Mhaille
For Votes: 27.5
  1. Timber!!!!!!!!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. lol --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:58, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Into the Valley of VFP, rode the 600. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Oct 17
  4. Should generate some buzz. -- Rljenk 03:06, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Hehe, chainsaws... --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 03:23, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. For, although I'm tired of people making fun of Canadians. They don't use chainsaws. Instead, they gnaw at the tree trunks with their oversized front teeth. When they see a predator they slap the water with their tails to warn other Canadians of the danger. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:35, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. For. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:27, Oct 17
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Coolest at this time--LOLsupreme 18:19, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb.png TALK 18:21, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  10. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  11. For. Oh thank fuck. The previous three nominations were depressing, thank God Mhaille for some quality. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:07, 18 October 2008 (UTC)yes pick this one
  12. Strong For Brilliant work. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:44, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
  13. For. I laughed, reminds me of that one with the soldiers and the water guns, this is much better.--Shroomulah 22:24, 18 October 2008 (UTC)\
  14. For. CHHHHHHHHHHHHHARRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 23:35, Oct 18
  15. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:20, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  16. For. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:07, Oct 19
  17. For the second featured image about Canadian warfare. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:14, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  18. For This is awesome. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:29, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg YES FUCKING PLEASE  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:25 Oct 20, 2008
  20. Symbol for vote.svg For. with a nod to George_VI who had the original idea Asahatter (annoy) 21:51, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  21. For! Are they just... Fighting someone in the north of their cold nation? --Nachlader 09:19, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  22. FTW, baby. Chainsaws = win --BOMBMafiaGun.gif 14:21, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  23. For Very nice work--VitalOD 13:06, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  24. epic lulzPieSoup-Drink Me! 01:48, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  25. Vote -RAHB 18:50, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  26. For, while similar to another featured image depicting the Canadian military's use of water pistols, this is funny nonetheless. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  27. The Lumber Cartel, local 42 (Canadian branch), approves of this picture. – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)
  28. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:36, 23 September 2011
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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Guide to Creating a Successful Website

see main article: HowTo:Create a Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".

Standard subject matter should include:

It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.

WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.

For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website

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