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A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

See Blogging.

Guide to creating a successful website

see main article: HowTo:Create a Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".

Standard subject matter should include:

It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.

WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.

For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website

List of websites

  A Series of Tubes
Internet - Internets - World Wide Web
Software

Apps - Blog - Browsers - CSS - E-mail - Flash - Forum - HTTP - HTTP errors - IRC - PHP - Warez - Website - Wikis

Browsers Internet Explorer - Maozilla - Mozilla Firefox - Google Chrome
Social

4chan - AVAKuma - Bilibili - Digg - Discord - Facebook - Google+ - Instagram - LinkedIn - MySpace - Pinterest - Reddit - Skype - TikTok - Tumblr - Twitter 𝕏 - WeCheat - YouTube

Search Ask.com - Baidu - Bing - Google - Google Earth - Nipples Search Engine - Yahoo!
Websites

Al Qaeda Homepage - Amazon - DeviantART - eBaum's World - eBay - Encyclopedia Dramatica - Fanfiction.net - Famous Birthdays - Fark - Geocities - Goatse - Go Daddy - iStockphoto - Livejournal - PETA Homepage - Slashdot - Snopes - The Consumerist - TV Tropes - WikiLeaks - Will It Blend? - Youtube Home Page - YTMND - Wikipedia - Zilko.com

Culture Internet (video game) - Internet humor - Internet-speak - Pornography - Rule 34 of the Internet - Spam - W3C
Formats

Image files formats (PNG - SVG - GIF) - HTML - SGML

A noob website

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Welcome to my site,

I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im cool n' stuff coz I can do blank pages like this and stuff

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  • 3 - First payday after Christmas, family breadwinners sigh and spend their money on cheap spirits.
  • 1945 - Fascist era Spain creates holiday to cull old people and handle their tomato surplus at the same time (Pictured), evolves into a family-friendly holiday of public tomato throwing.
  • 1948 - Mel Gibson is deported to Australia for abusing his freedom.
  • 1974 - The Keebler Elves go on strike, claiming the working conditions in the tree are "inhumane", and demand a union. Ernie Keebler hires several Smurfs to scab in their place.
  • 1992 - Nirvana releases "Come As You Are" as a single, amateur guitar players everywhere rejoice at having a song they can strum while playing Dungeons & Dragons.
  • 2004 - CBS declares victory in the ratings war after crushing that "gay peacock" network.

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