Worst 100 Reflections on 2018

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100 Animals
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Cartman Wannabes
97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
94 Foods
93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Porn Stars
77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
74 Reflections on 2006
73 Reflections on 2007
72 Reflections on 2008
71 Reflections on 2009
70 Reflections on 2010
69 Reflections on 2011
68 Reflections on 2012
67 Reflections on 2013
66 Reflections on 2018
65 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
64 Remakes
63 Restaurants
62 Self Help Books
61 Sexual Perversions
60 Short Poems
59 Sitcom Catchphrases
58 Songs
57 Songs about Seagulling
56 Songs To Have Sex To
55 Songs To Play At A Funeral
54 Spinoffs
53 Superheroes
52 Things About the '00s
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
34 Ways to Start a Novel
33 Ways to Win an Argument

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2018, the Year of the Walrus.

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100. Kakun writes the first Worst 100 Reflections list in 5 years.
Using his phone. And abusing his new(ish) admin powers.
99. The Pioneer suggests to make categories mandatory for new articles.
Good idea.
98. Roza becomes a bureaucrat as Wageslav, then changes their name to Roza.
Their food group is still unknown.
97. UnTunes:Come In My Face by ImNotASunbeam is crowned the best(ish) article of 2017.
And unofficially, the best UnTunes in the world.
96. Zombiebaron says the new Uncyclopedia logo isn't realistic enough, but everybody is too lazy to fix it.
Do McDonalds' fries look realistic enough?
95. PF4Eva archives 50,555 external UnNews links.
No one helps him.
94. L7's article gets featured.
And makes Kakun eternally happy.
93. The article Death (band) becomes featured in a record time of 143 days on VFH.
That's a bad thing.
92. Apparently, Les Claypool of Primus writes an Uncyclopedia article.
Just in case, it gets featured.
91. Leverage gets first UnNews featured in 2018.
And it's NOT about small boobs.

81 - 90[edit]

90. There's at least one more featured article than last year.
Including a perfect 2/2 by Roza.
89. Uncyclopedia gets an Instagram account.
And Staind does not.
88. Kippy writes a Simpsons-themed article in 2018.
Which gets featured.
87. Uncyclopedia is attacked by an army of Polish Spammerbots from Outer Space.
And kills them all.
86. Uncyclopedia is attacked by Kakun's admiration for the Polish band Behemoth.
Seriously, they kick ass!
85. Rammstein announces new album.
Seriously, they kick ass!
84. PF4Eva writes 30,333 UnNews articles.
Some people help him.
83. MyOwnBadSelf semi-retires.
And says the site smells like onion.
82. Marilyn Manson has no reflection.
Sorry about that.
81. We need more writers.

71 - 80[edit]

80. Lyrithya doesn't care if they vote or not.
Some people care about that.
79. We need more writers, man.
I mean it.
78. Mhaille writes one less Metallica-themed article than last year.
I need to remember to put that as #1 later.
77. Homeland announces the next season will be the last one.
South Park does not.
76. New writers.
We need them.
75. The Wikia Uncyclopedia becomes unuseable.
Start transferring your articles down here, guys. And yourselves too.
74. RAHB changes his name to FajitaTaylor.
We need more writers.
73. The article Baboon gets featured.
It's about a baboon.
It's about time we have 'em.
71. Yay I did like 30 reflections already.
Fuck, we need more writers.

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1. Mhaille
Because we need more writers.