Worst 100 LOL Cats

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100 Animals
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Cartman Wannabes
97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
94 Foods
93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Porn Stars
77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
74 Reflections on 2006
73 Reflections on 2007
72 Reflections on 2008
71 Reflections on 2009
70 Reflections on 2010
69 Reflections on 2011
68 Reflections on 2012
67 Reflections on 2013
66 Reflections on 2018
65 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
64 Remakes
63 Restaurants
62 Self Help Books
61 Sexual Perversions
60 Short Poems
59 Sitcom Catchphrases
58 Songs
57 Songs about Seagulling
56 Songs To Have Sex To
55 Songs To Play At A Funeral
54 Spinoffs
53 Superheroes
52 Things About the '00s
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
34 Ways to Start a Novel
33 Ways to Win an Argument

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100. The Original LOL Cat

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Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.


99. Happy Cat

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Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!


98. Hot Cat

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Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel


97. Overused Orange Cat

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Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)


96. Dead Cat

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Iz really only playin' ded...rite?


95. Drunk Cat

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Haz ded hooker in trunk.


94. Easily Swayed Cat

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Is now racist.


93. Super Cute Pirate Cat

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Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.


92. LOL cat

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Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.


91. Caturday Cat

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Iz high.

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90. Literacy Cat

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Kan spel "you're" reel goood.


89. Long Cat

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Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".


88. Short Cat

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Haz had too much plaztic surgery.


87. Serious Cat

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Iz seriously fucking serious.


86. Smelly Cat

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Hates the fucking dryer!!!


85. Dune Cat

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Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.


84. Fail Cat

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Should have picked cheddar.


83. Internet Addict Cat

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Also needs moar ears.


82. Hamster Cat's ...

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... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)


81. Violin Cat

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Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.

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80. Invisible Everything Cat

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Haz better stuffz than U.


79. Spoon Cat

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Iz fightin teh coke habit.


78. Hooray Cat

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Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.


77. Scared-y cat

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Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.


76. War Cat

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Wantz rubz.


75. Better than you cat

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Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.


74. Admin Cat

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HA! In your face's face!


73. Soulless Cat ...

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... can now run for political office.


72. Soviet Cat

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Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!


71. Lazy Cat

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Livez in Amerika.

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70. Existential Cat

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Or iz moonin you; whatever.


69. Pussy in Carpet Cat

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Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.


68. Basket Cat

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Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.



67. Mop Cat

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Takez any job she can get in this economiez.


66. Healer Cat

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Also does exorcizms.


65. Inspector Cat

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Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.


64. Superconductor Cat

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Haz no electrical resistancez.


63. Allergy Cat

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Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"


62. American cat

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Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.


61. Asian Cat

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Is suprized!.

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60. Native American Cat

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Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.


59. Negro Cat

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Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.


58. Cathulhu

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Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.


57. Jabba Cat

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Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.


56. Empire Cat

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Iz afraidz of Wookies!


55. Dress Up Cat

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Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!


54. Godfather Cat

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... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.


53. Scientology Cat

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Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.


52. Pope Cat

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Haz a funny hat!.


51. Jew Cat

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Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.

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50. Observant Jew Cat

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Playz golf on Caturday.


49. Monopoly Cat

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Cheetz the bank.


48. Nosfercatu Cat

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Loves flowerz.


47. Heterochromia Cat

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Carried teh virus off England.


46. Illegal Alien Cat

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Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.


45. Kitler

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Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.


44. Biznis Cat

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Stole your retirement moniez.


43. Supermarket Cat

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Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.


42. Undead Cat

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Iz defeated by sunlight.


41. Pizza Cat

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Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.

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40. Invisible Sandwich Cat

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In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.


39. Hungry Ironic Cat

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Noms teh hand dat feez himz.


38. Sneeky Cat

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Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.


37. Secret Ingredient Cat

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Will foolz your dinner guestz.


36. Cheezburger Cat

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Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!


35. Birthday Cat

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Iz an ungrateful baztard!


34. Pringles Cat

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Iz being subjected to animal abuze.


33. Welfare Cat

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Votes.


32. Preppy Cat

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Is halucinatinz.


32. House Cleaner Cat

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Enjoyz the job perkz.


31. Anti-gravity Cat

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Iz happy about profanity.

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30. Reverse Gravity Cat

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Is also halucinatinz.


29. Schodinger's Cat

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Watchez porn while unobserved.


28. Jedi Cat

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Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.


27. Angsty Noob Cat

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Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.


26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat

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Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.


25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat

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Haz supa laza eyes nou.


24. WTF cat

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Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.


23. Lion Cat

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Will killz you in your sleep.


22. Naïf Cat

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No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.


21. Stay Puffed Cat

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Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.

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20. What?!? Cat

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Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.


19. Chinese Cat

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Iz stealin yur dataz.


18. Thief Cat

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Iz black, unsurprisingly.


17. Ex-girlfriend Cat

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Just called to say "Hi."


16. Internet Cat

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Likes computerz.


15. Ringleader Cat

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Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.


14. Monster Cat

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Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?


13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat

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May give you the H1N1 viruz.


12. Raepist Cat

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Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.


11. Anal Sex Cat

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Knowz what you like.

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10. Surprise Sex Cat

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Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.


9. Teenage Cat

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Wastes your moniez and time.


8. Homeschooled Cat

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Haz no friendz.


7. Chilli Cookoff Cat

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Iz inbred redneck.


6. Ceiling Cat

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Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.


5. Russian Cat

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In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.


4. Voyeur Cat.com

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Iz makin moniez!.


3.. Fetish Cat

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Shouldza hav used lubez.


2. Pussy Cats

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Do NOT make one transgendered.

And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats![edit]

1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat

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Iz worstest lolcat possibel! (If u haz a worster one, ad plz.)

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Failure Cat

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Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!