Worst 100 Reflections on 2013
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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2013, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.
91 - 100
- 100. Uncyclopedia leaves Wikia.
- The final solution to all our problems. The world rejoices, and a cure for cancer is found.
- 99. Frosty and MadMax have to spend the first few months removing the thousands of Wikia links.
- Pain in the ass.
- 98. Sir Peasewhizz whores on the IRC way too much and gets his first four 2013 features.
- That's one way to get on the Hall of Shame. I guess.
- 96. Bizzeebeever is opped.
- Officially screwed.
- 95. Sir Peasewhizz starts a forum against Aimsplode's swastikas and admiration of the Nazis and Hitler.
- Ends with Aimsplode being infi-banned and Colin "All your base" Heaney and Kip the Dip making parody forums.
- 94. Mr-ex777 gets brutally sodomized by Time Lords and ponies.
- His anus is now the size of FOUR buttholes of the Internet.
- 93. Olipro is gay.
- 92. The Harlem Shake is invented.
- Seriously, WTF?
- 91. Aleister says to Sir Peasewhizz that she is a girl and also Zana Dark.
- Two shits were not given.
90 - 81
- 90. Zana Dark returns.
- Then she leaves, without getting banned forever this time.
- 88. Leverage writes good articles. Scares us on how good he writes.
- 87. Iwillkillyou333 returns.
- Kills us all.
- 86. Sir Peasewhizz takes the reigns for the UnSignpost with Bizzeebeever
- The USP becomes even more unfunny by the issue.
- 85. Zombiebaron writes an educational USP column entitled Ask Zombiebaron.
- It becomes the only part of the USP worth reading.
- 84. Dawg switches the USP delivery system the day before Valentine's Day for the V-Day issue.
- We all laugh at BB while DawgBot and Slender are up to date, whilst Cap'n Sock Monkey is out-of-date for a couple of issues.
- 82. Acmed2 is the only one who fell for the April Fool's prank.
- Fuck him, right?
- 81. Spambots flood the community.
- Legoktm saves the day.
80 - 0
- 88. June 15. Uncyclopedia down for a whole day.
- Users have to go elsewhere to find comedy to masturbate to
- 86. FOREST FIRE WEEK 3.14 COMMENCES!
- Zombiebaron Comissions a custom flaming can of spam for the occasion, but due to lack of funding, we won't give out bumper stickers or shirts.
- 80-0 We're too lazy to complete this list.
- This is a description.