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Ask Zombiebaron your feeble-minded questions.

Peasewhizz, Zombiebaron and I decided over IRC about a new UnSignpost section. it's called "ask Zombiebaron". You ask him questions, he answers. Due to his lack of friends, he has no questions. So give him some questions to answer in the unSignpost. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 18:27.
He has said once he has gotten them he will answer 5 in the signpost. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 18:27.

Every week I will choose the best 5 questions from this page and answer them in the USP. So ask lots of questions. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:29, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Update: There's actually going to be an Unsignpost again next week. Start asking those questions, people! -RAHB 13:07, 1 June 2013 (UTC)

Questions[edit]

  1. The Schumacher Batman movies were better than the Nolan trilogy, amirite? Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 18:40, Sunday 27 January 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  2. Zombiebaron Zombiebaron?-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:51, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
  3. Do you prefer Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. or 8=D Zombieboner.? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 18:53.
  4. Wasn't there already an unsignpost section doing exactly this? Or was that someone else? -— Lyrithya 19:10, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
  5. Can i be admin? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 19:36.
  6. Can I not be admin? Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-27 19:38 UTC)
  7. Have you ever encountered a real zombie? If so, what did you do? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 20:59, 01/27/2013
  8. Zombiebaron, WTF?! -- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:31, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
  9. How do you maintain your deadly figure? Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-29 02:06 UTC)
  10. Do you open doors? Do you shut them in your wake? -— Lyrithya 07:08, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
  11. What is Science? -— Lyrithya 07:08, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
  12. Where were you last night? -— Lyrithya 07:08, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
  13. Why are you, Zombiebaron, reading this question even though you will soon realize there isn't any question worth answering? Just teasing you :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:38, 29 January, 2013 (UTC)
  14. ZB, can I ask another question? :DD Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:46, 29 January, 2013 (UTC)
  15. but sreyiously why yare youyou scuch a fufgagggot whyh lool you csuhck {BnerE}} — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 30 2013 01:51.
  16. Dear, Zombiebaron, would you bang Davy Jones? -RAHB 21:04, 30 January 2013 (UTC)
  17. Is it gay to get hit by cars?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:31, 31 January 2013 (UTC)
  18. Will getting hit by cars ever become a national sport? Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-31 01:19 UTC)
  19. What the hell is a V6 IP address, and why should I give a flying fuck? --Bill Melater (talk) 15:29, 31 January 2013 (UTC)
  20. So I have this friend who claims his dad touches him on a night by night basis. What should I do about this? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:29, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
  21. how is babby formed? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:29, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
  22. Did smelly tongues look just as they felt? -RAHB 05:35, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
  23. The question what everybody thinks but don't have the courage to ask; What is the meaning of life? (And no, not the 42-answer. That's old.) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:03, 1 February, 2013 (UTC)
    Already asked and answered, in a predictably pessimistic fashion. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:09, 11 February 2013
  24. Don't even say one word or you'll be sorry!Sir Peasewhizz de New York
  25. On a scale of 1-10 what is the square root of 55 in simplest form?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:38, 9 February 2013 (UTC)
  26. Who turned you into a zombie? Was it your best friend, cat or the lady next door? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:04, 9 February, 2013 (UTC)
  27. Am I lying? --ShabiDOO 03:23, 11 February 2013 (UTC)
  28. If you like to gamble, and I tell you I'm your man, why does the great giza pyramids location encode the speed of light MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:23, Feb 11
  29. ...and is this forum not a copy of the Ask Hinoa Forum? :P MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:23, Feb 11
  30. We can deal with rockets and dreams, but reality, what does it mean? Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 01:09, Thursday 21 February 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  31. Zombiebaron, you sick bastard, would you mind to answer me why I found zombie-sperm from my pillows?!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:01, 21 February, 2013 (UTC)
  32. The answer to this question might end with a black hole swallowing Earth and spitting it on 100000 different pieces, but I don't care about the fate of humanity as long as i know the answer to this question; ZB, are you right- or lefthanded? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:23, 25 February, 2013 (UTC)
  33. What the hell is this? Ṁōŏṡʒ 10:05, Feb 26 10:05, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  34. Why are you not answering? Why? WHY?? WHY??? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:06, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  35. Is there any shred of truth to the rumors circulating which claim that the internet is, in fact, a series of tubes and is not, contrary to popular belief, a big truck? --12.132.91.76 22:38, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
  36. Is any canned food really canned? Or is it more like, I dunno, barrelled? King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 23:20, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
  37. Why is the audio on my porn always out of sync with the video? -RAHB 23:51, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
  38. Hi, can you answer to this question? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:54, 1 March, 2013 (UTC)
  39. Why is porn easier to get illegally than music and theatrical films? -RAHB 07:59, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
  40. gay --— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 23:13, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
  41. What if you built your own house and you found out it was haunted the day you finished? How fucked would you be on a scale from 1-10?  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:42 3.05.13
  42. Why do I ask myself the same thing? Ṁōŏṡʒ 09:49, Mar 12 09:49, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  43. Wait was that my actual question? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:30, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  44. How many is a birds in the bush are worth one in the hand? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:14. Mar 12. 2013
  45. If I were a zombie, and I were also a salad, would I dump loads of blue cheese semen on leafy undead bitches? -RAHB 01:12, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  46. IS YOU MADE OF SALAL -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:55, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  47. Does a^n + b^n = c^n add up for any n greater than 42? Ṁōŏṡʒ 08:45, Mar 13 08:45, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  48. Is this one of the five best questions? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 16:24, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  49. How about this one? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 16:24, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  50. Does it make any difference whether I ask the same thing about this question or not? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 16:24, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  51. Could you have done very well, thank you, without the three previous questions? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 16:24, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  52. If I shit in the woods and no one is there to see me, will it still smell? Ṁōŏṡʒ 08:34, Mar 14 08:34, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  53. Hey Zombiebaron, you old bitch! How does it feel to be the old man around here? Also, you're a bitch. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  09:56, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  54. When can we quit asking these questions? I'm all asked out already. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:11, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  55. Is there any chance in hell that you would answer a question that jokingly asks whether you are going to answer it? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:11, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  56. Why doesn't that cat understand that asking questions about questions is asking questions nevertheless? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 13:15, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  57. Can I ask question number 100? Ṁōŏṡʒ 15:49, Mar 14 15:49, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  58. Why didn't he ask three questions in a row to make sure? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:08, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
  59. If I have the hots for an Armenian woman, does that count as yellow fever? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 00:07, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
  60. number100~ also... hi. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 00:11, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
  61. AAAAAAA!!! Why?? Ṁōŏṡʒ 07:38, Mar 15 07:38, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
  62. Hi! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 21:49:39 2013/03/15 UTC
  63. This is gay — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 03:28:50 2013/03/18 UTC
  64. Are we alone? -RAHB 05:52, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
  65. Do zombies live alone or with other zombies? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:43, 18 March, 2013 (UTC)
  66. Which of these questions would your mother approve of? - Strainj1 12:52, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
  67. Is it a problem if I query the legitimacy of a question that comes after this one, like question 112 for example? - Strainj1 13:03, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
  68. Is it a problem if the question in question doesn't ask anything interesting anyway? - Strainj1 13:03, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
  69. If I would tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Ṁōŏṡʒ 07:43, Mar 19 07:43, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
  70. HALP ZB im calling to 911 but i cant remember its phonennumber argh halp meh! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:57, 19 March, 2013 (UTC)
  71. How comes that no one edits this anymore? Have people forgotten your existence? Or are they just ignoring you?! :O Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:36, 31 March, 2013 (UTC)
  72. Is it legal to throw chopsticks at statues with pure ninja skill?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:54 3.31.13
  73. Something that has been pondering me since the birth of my little sister; why all blondes are so stupid? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:45, 1 April, 2013 (UTC)
  74. Who shot first? Han or that other guy? Ṁōŏṡʒ 09:06, Apr 2 09:06, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
  75. Zombiebaron, what would you doooo-oo-ooo for a Klondike Bar?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:18 4.02.13
  76. Can I ask question number 100 this time? Pretty please? With brains on top? Ṁōŏṡʒ 07:31, Apr 3 07:31, 3 April 2013 (UTC)
  77. It is reason for concern to hear one's buttcrack talk as long as I do not talk back? Ṁōŏṡʒ 09:20, Apr 5 09:20, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
  78. What's better, Kung Pao Chicken or Kung Pow Chicken? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:55, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
  79. Would you ever play Russian roulette? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:19, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
  80. Will Moose smack me me if I'd ask the 100 the question? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:46, 7 April, 2013 (UTC)
  81. OR is there anyone else who would smack me if I'd do so? Like you, for example? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:47, 7 April, 2013 (UTC)
  82. AND if anything like that'd happen, can you tell me the hardness of the smack on the range 1-10? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:48, 7 April, 2013 (UTC)
  83. And theeeeere's the 100th question. Am I now in troubles? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:48, 7 April, 2013 (UTC)
  84. Do you like dalmatians? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:50, 7 April, 2013 (UTC)
  85. SMACK! Also, do YOU like the amazonian dalmatian eater? Ṁōŏṡʒ 06:42, Apr 8 06:42, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
  86. Questions? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:49, 18 April, 2013 (UTC)
  87. Is there a definite quantum link between carbon-based life and an empty bucket? -RAHB 05:13, 18 April 2013 (UTC)
  88. How do marsupials? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  89. How did you get this number? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  90. I found out who touched me. How do I thank them? EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  91. I just found out that I am gay. Do I have to start listening to dubstep or can I keep listening to Slayer? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  92. Who is the president? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  93. Do they have an ointment for that? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  94. Is anything right? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  95. Can I touch you? --EMC [TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
  96. What is an Afghanistan? --EMC [TALK] 16:56 Apr 18 2013
  97. How is it? -RAHB 18:53, 18 April 2013 (UTC)
  98. Have you ever been banned? Clicky! Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 02:25, 19 April 2013 (UTC)
  99. Does everybody poop?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:24 4.19.13
  100. Is bird still the word?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:24 4.19.13
  101. Why can't we touch the moon naked?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:24 4.19.13
  102. What? mAttlobster. (hello) 08:38, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
  103. If RAHB's gayness was a form of currency, how rich would he be? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:06, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
  104. If the number of times Frosty has had phallic objects in his anus was an astronomical unit, how far of a distance would it measure? -RAHB 09:28, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
  105. If Cat the Colourful's balls would... UH WHAT THE FUCK AM I ASKING?! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:06, 22 April, 2013 (UTC)
  106. If the number of dicks RAHB has sucked could be used to cure world hunger, how many million Africans could be saved? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:59, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  107. How many million africans even are out there? In Africa? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:13, 22 April, 2013 (UTC)
  108. And why Frosty hasn't learned that 'africans' is not a capitalized word? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:14, 22 April, 2013 (UTC)
  109. Do you have a comrade? King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 16:28, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  110. If a tree were planted for every hour of hardcore gay porn that Frosty has watched, would the o-zone be completely repaired? -RAHB 21:25, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  111. If the hours RAHB spent jacking off to goatse were spent him having a job, how many billion dollars would he have? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:34, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  112. If every man's asshole Frosty ever wantonly licked in a gross display of wild animal lust was a vial of expensive but effective antibiotics, how many people could be saved from diseases that their health insurance does not cover? -RAHB 00:37, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  113. If every dildo RAHB has rammed into his behind was equal to one dollar, how many of the homeless could be taken off the streets and into multi-milion dollar mansions? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:39, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  114. If Frosty had donated five dollars to PETA for every time he openly begged to be whipped with a belt by large black men in leather, would synthetic food technology have advanced at a far enough rate that humans would never have to kill another animal for sustenance? -RAHB 00:42, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  115. If every moment RAHB and his father spent having quality time fist fucking, was a moment we could travel forwards in time how many thousand years could we reach? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:46, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  116. If an alien culture entirely based around the concept of extremely perverted gay sexual acts for communication, commerce, entertainment and gestures of good will, came to Earth threatening our extermination if we could not display a proper amount of conformity to their customs, could Frosty, aided by three men all named Rodrigo, save human-kind from certain destruction within the space of thirty minutes? -RAHB 00:51, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  117. If the amount of butts RAHB has mounted in last 2 months alone was to be used as a new metric unit called 'teh ghey' how many million should form the basic singular unit? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:55, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  118. If Frostee's butt were a sensitive and destructive thermonuclear weapon, would we need to keep him on full lockdown in a straight jacket in a bunker to keep him from actively seeking out dicks to put in his butt, in the interest of national security? -RAHB 01:16, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  119. If RAHB would be a drug, how strong he'd be? And how does he effect, is he addictive like heroin or psychedelic like LSD? How fast and how long RAHB affects? How he is taken, do we smoke his cock or eat small pieces of his nose? OR do you just drink him as liquid? RAHDrink? And how big are RAHPills? :O Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:03, 23 April, 2013 (UTC)
  120. If I was a drug that could be activated by smoking my cock, as Cat mentioned, would Frosty be a sex addict or a drug addict by getting down on his knees and begging for it? -RAHB 18:17, 23 April 2013 (UTC)
  121. If (after Frosty had got back off his knees) RAHB swung his penis around his head like a helicopter could his penis general enough vertical lift to get him off the ground, and if so would it still be possible if Frosty was still sucking his cock? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:36. Apr 23. 2013
  122. How fat Frosty is anyways? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:52, 24 April, 2013 (UTC)
  123. And if Frosty's weight was directly correlated to his gayness, would he have his own gravitational pull? -RAHB 07:30, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
  124. And if RAHB's gayness was directly correlated to his weight, would be get a 55 mile boner just at the phrase 'sweaty black man'? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:38, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
  125. How strong is RAHBeer? :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:41, 25 April, 2013 (UTC)
  126. Why are there no headers anywhere in all this? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:35, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
  127. If Frosty drank some RAHBeer and then got on a train, would he try to detach the railings that people hold on to for use in furious sexual gratification right there in the train? -RAHB 17:42, 26 April 2013 (UTC)
  128. What exactly is Cat Rapist Therapy? --Ovidius IV (talk) 03:23, 2 May 2013 (UTC)
  129. Why did you start at number 1 again? Ṁōŏṡʒ 11:21, May 2 11:21, 2 May 2013 (UTC)
  130. AAAAAAAAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA A AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA? -RAHB 17:52, 2 May 2013 (UTC)
  131. Would you have sex with RAHB? Would you have sex with RAHB for a dollar? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ethine (talk • contribs)
  132. How do you feel about reindeer? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ethine (talk • contribs)
  133. There's this asshole at my school who thinks he's smarter than me when he actually isn't. The only reason why his thoughts sound deeper than mine is because he's on 'shrooms. I want to tell him that he's a dingbat and if he were sober he'd realize that I'm right and he's wrong. What do I do? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 01:53, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
  134. Should Matthlock just take 'shrooms himself? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:36, 4 May, 2013 (UTC)
  135. Can fish drink beer? Ṁōŏṡʒ 07:20, May 6 07:20, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
  136. Can beer drink fish? IFYMB! 07:33, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
  137. Can beer fish? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:02, 6 May, 2013 (UTC)
  138. Where do babies come from? Ṁōŏṡʒ 14:54, May 6 14:54, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
  139. Is there at all? -RAHB 04:42, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
  140. Why me? Ṁōŏṡʒ 15:17, May 7 15:17, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
  141. Does your cum taste like Peanut butter? IFYMB! 15:37, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
  142. Who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Ṁōŏṡʒ 16:33, May 7 16:33, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
  143. How many dimensions of time and space are there really? -RAHB 19:15, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
  144. Would you please stop calling me every time I'm sitting on the crapper? Ṁōŏṡʒ 08:59, May 8 08:59, 8 May 2013 (UTC)
  145. What is more important? Me concentrating on piloting this commercial airplane or stalking this page? IFYMB! 15:44, 8 May 2013 (UTC)
  146. Which is better, life or death? -RAHB 21:05, 8 May 2013 (UTC)
  147. Are you Two-Dimensional in a Three-Dimensional way? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:50 10 May 2013
  148. Where is my Mummy? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 10:40, 12 May 2013 (UTC)
  149. Can I be the Baroness? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:49 12 May 2013
  150. You want fries with that? Ṁōŏṡʒ 12:58, May 13 12:58, 13 May 2013 (UTC)
  151. You want brains with that? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:15 13 May 2013
  152. Can I be the baked potato king? -RAHB 22:14, 13 May 2013 (UTC)
  153. Are we there yet? Ṁōŏṡʒ 14:16, May 15 14:16, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
  154. Is this dead? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:58 28 May 2013
  155. why is derpy so dump i meen he dosnt answer' my qestins prprly wut hpns peoples halp my Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:01, 28 May, 2013 (UTC)
  156. Has Cat been neutered? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:14 28 May 2013
  157. Can I go now? Ṁōŏṡʒ 09:26, May 29 09:26, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
  158. Is Moose your sex slave? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:27 29 May 2013
  159. What is a neutered sex slave anyways? Is there a proper name for that? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:45, 29 May, 2013 (UTC)
  160. ^ Has Cat been eating too much acid? -RAHB 15:17, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
  161. Is RAHB awake? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:32 29 May 2013
  162. Is RAHB talking about me on acid on acid? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:51, 30 May, 2013 (UTC)
  163. Am I on acid, asking of RAHB on acid talking about me on acid? What? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:51, 30 May, 2013 (UTC)
  164. Does cat love acid? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:16 30 May 2013
  165. Does IFYMB know that Cat is a poor bugger who can't get acid in the middle of nowhere? And how sad Cat actually is. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:21, 30 May, 2013 (UTC)
  166. Dosen't Cat know how to contact the Finnish mafia? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:27 30 May 2013
  167. Dear Zombiebaron, tell me how to contact the finnish mafia. Thanks. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:29, 30 May, 2013 (UTC)
  168. Why would he want to contact us eh? You want us to take care of somebody? Heheheh...
  169. Does the Finnish mafia sell grape seed oil? -RAHB 00:44, 31 May 2013 (UTC)
  170. Is there something in my face? Ṁōŏṡʒ 19:41, May 31 19:41, 31 May 2013 (UTC)
  171. Why do I always forget to log in before editing? Ṁōŏṡʒ 19:41, May 31 19:41, 31 May 2013 (UTC)
  172. Can I have your kidney? I think I broke mine. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:14, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  173. Is it better that I ask four while I am at it? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
  174. If the 5th question is as fucking dumb as the four previous ones, should I leave it at that and fuck off? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
  175. Why is Multi fucking me in the ass? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:11 4 June 2013
  176. Why this, why that? Why ask? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:33, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
  177. When does the PLS end? Ṁōŏṡʒ 06:55, Jun 7 06:55, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
  178. Will the PLS ever finish? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:32 11 June 2013
  179. Is the PLS gay? -RAHB 12:58, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
  180. Why doesn't RAHB already know PLS is gay? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:06, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  181. Do you even need to tell us after my previous question that now he knows? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:06, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  182. Let's say I want to read a book. Halfway through I suddenly realize that the murderer is actually not having any role in it. Like at all. And I know the rest would be boring if all squirrels were really banned from these premises. Why is pudding such a disgusting substance? Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:54, Jun 19 21:54, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  183. Are you on Facebook? Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:54, Jun 19 21:54, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  184. Should I take dance lessons or learn how to fall down stairs with style? Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:54, Jun 19 21:54, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  185. Is this question pointless? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:21 20 June 2013
  186. why don't you like anime? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 05:46, 21 June 2013 (UTC)
  187. What does IFYMB stand for? Ṁōŏṡʒ 07:36, Jun 27 07:36, 27 June 2013 (UTC)
  188. Hello. It seems that I accidently put a piece of paper on my computer's disc drive and now it smokes. Is this is a good or bad thing? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:36, 2 July, 2013 (UTC)
  189. Are you nothing? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:41 7 July 2013
  190. Dear Zombiebaron, f I ask you a question, will you respond "no", yes or no? Anton (talk) 14:36, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
  191. Blind? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:59 7 July 2013
  192. I have never understood this one: if Republicans and Democrats are different parties in the U.S., so Republicans are against democracy? Do they want monarchy? Anton (talk) 11:16, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  193. And are the Libertarians neither democratic, nor republican? Anton (talk) 11:16, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  194. If Communism existed for a long time, can it be considered a conservative ideology? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  195. If I ask more questions, does it increase the probability of any of them being answered? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  196. Does the probability theory even work with zombies? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  197. If our Universe expands, does the percentage of the human's mass against the mass of the Universe decrease? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  198. What do you think was the primary cause of the end of the Beatles? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  199. When scientists observed the type la supernovae moving away from each other at an accelerating pace, they found out that the Universe was accelerating its expansion. That means that the distance between distant objects in the Universe is always increasing. Than does it mean that every second the probability of us meeting aliens decreases, as it becomes harder and harder for aliens to come to our galaxy? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  200. What is the meaning of the word "life"? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  201. Are there people who commit suicide because they think that they are sleeping? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  202. Do you choose questions from the beginning of the forum or from the end? Anton (talk) 11:25, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
  203. Has this page been vandalized? Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:51, Jul 17 21:51, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
  204. Are you the majesty? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:59, 22 July, 2013 (UTC)
  205. Are you Kate's baby? -RAHB 20:15, 22 July 2013 (UTC)
  206. Are you that dick who banned porn? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:16 22 July 2013
  207. Dear Zombiebaron; I heard a juicy gossip that you're a female. So if you are a female, how are you a king? According your userpage you're the King Zombiebaron of Canada. I think you're lying here. You're lying to all of us 20 active uncyclopedians! YOU FILTHY LIAR!!! ;_; Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:46, 23 July, 2013 (UTC)
  208. Am I sexy in a maid outfit? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:22, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
  209. Again, why don't you like anime? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:22, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
  210. Microsoft as a services and devices company. Good or bad? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:22, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
  211. Please circle answer: "Is tvtropes: A:Sexy, B:Awesome, C:Aspie Porn, or D:Informative?" Please use a number 2 pencil. Mark within the bubble. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:22, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
  212. Dear Doctor Baron; I had awesome sex with this one chick I've really fell in love with. I'm aware that I didn't have a condom and now my penis is green. What should I do? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:41, 24 July, 2013 (UTC)

New section (insert title if you come up with a good one)[edit]

Can we cross out the questions that have already been answered? Anton (talk) 06:46, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Can you be bothered? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:47 8 July 2013
Ok. Anton (talk) 06:58, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
They go to the archive. -RAHB 07:42, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
Then I will just move them there. Anton (talk) 09:32, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
Good idea Anton! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:34 8 July 2013
Almost done. However, I lost two questions and can't find them anymore. So I did not delete them from here and placed them in the archive without the signature. Anton (talk) 10:45, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
Done. Anton (talk) 11:35, 8 July 2013 (UTC)