User talk:Strainj1

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Talk Area[edit]

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the community forum or in the chatroom, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!  ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:03, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

thanks Frosty. I look forward to it and enjoying it so far :) (I've also recently learned that : means tab....... yay , I'm learned-ing) ~Strainj1 (talk) 07:32, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport[edit]

I was chuckling as I read the 'lyrical analysis' part. Keep it up, man.--Snippy 00:57, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

thanks Snippy! :) Also thanks for your changes! I love the input. 02:52, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

My 2c worth[edit]

Is looking after his "cocky" and playing his "didgeridoo" actually euphemistic? And, as an aside, the only Aussie blokes I've ever known as "Curly" are actually bald. (True story.) Nominally Humane! 03:17 19 Aug

Yeah I think so....I suspect much of what Rolf writes is probably done with a lot of double meaning intended. Strapping on a third leg and calling himself Jake the Peg?? really? haha - There's a version he does of "I touch myself", with just him singing it playing a wobble board...... it's very disturbing... And there's "The Big Dog" where he pants like a madman throughout the song..... I'm actually a big fan of his work, and oddly I suspect he'd find the article quite funny..... And thanks for the "Curly meaning bald" edit - I think you're right, I just completely forgot.... it is actually "Australian Humour" huh? :D03:32, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. It's not humour as much as just a way to relate to someone. Redheads called "bluey" is a little cliché, but bald guys "Curly", or big guys "Tiny", is still fairly common. Rolf also did a cover of "Stairway to heaven" as part of an Australian TV show "Money or the gun" hosted by Andrew Denton. It became popular, but Rolf had no idea what the song was about and apparently had never heard it before being asked to perform it. And Jake the Peg was definitely and entendré, as it's an old nickname for a guy that's well hung, which as far as I'm aware actually pre-dates the song. (I'm not 100% as I'm not quite that old.) Nominally Humane! 03:40 19 Aug


If you are going to use a custom made sig, it should at least provide a link to your userpage. See how my sig does that? Your's needs to as well. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:38, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Ok I'll test this out - Like this? Strainj1 09:40, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
Nope seems not....So how do i do that? Strainj1 09:42, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
it will work, just not on your talkpage as it is linking to this page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:43, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
Ah. thanks. :) Strainj1 09:47, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

So you didn't just disappear?[edit]

Glad to see you came back :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:03, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

yeah I sort of became distracted by life temporarily - it was always my intention to return.... haha Strainj1 10:06, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
Excellent and I see you signed up for the writing competition, this now means we have as many judges as contestants which in my view makes it semi-successful. Good luck :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:07, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yay you're back! :D (Now go write another article.)--Snippy 22:45, October 7, 2012 (UTC)


How'd you like to be featured in this week's issue of the UnSignpost's Biopic? I just need some random biographical stuff about you. Where you're from, what your real name is, how many dependents you list on your tax returns, the color of your underpants, the immigration status of both your parents, what sexual positions you prefer... you know, typical boring stuff. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Feb 26 '13 3:27 (UTC)

wow, yeah ok. :D I'm from Gympie, which is quite clearly the center of the universe. My real name is Nils, which to be honest a quick Google search with that fact and my username would probably lead FAR too easily to my full identity. My surname is VERY Asian sounding, even though my entire genealogy is Northern Europe (Danish and Dutch mainly) - feel free to say as much about vikings as you like, because I'm totally like one. As far as dependents go, I own a small dog, and an awesome purple party house, complete with and a discoball and laser lights controlled by a party switch. My parents' immigration status is all good - however my dad did just marry a Ugandan woman, and my sister is a statistical mathematician in Switzerland. But that's all legit yeah? I meanwhile coast through life in a full time job that is more varied than the colours on the walls in my ridiculously multicoloured toilet. I'd also like to state that every statement in this paragraph is NOT a lie. - Strainj1 07:02, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
Sir, that is the most excellent biographical paragraph I have ever read -- even better than the one about Evel Knievel which was machine-translated from Mandarin and described him as a "high top car fire leaping person". Yes. I am printing it verbatim et literatim. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Feb 27 '13 2:24 (UTC)


People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:28, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

CTC knows CC[edit]

lol sometimes my imagination surprises even my self... yeah that's a stupid topic :D So, I had in mind that if you don't know much about CC, it'd be a good idea to write that does mention it but not to overuse it. I hda in mind about writing an UnBooks about a granny who goes to a sunday evening church, with the special act 'Cannibal Corpse' performing their best, christian songs. Or that's what she thinks. After she realizes what's really going on (maybe some mocking about youth and stuff from the eyes of an old woman would fit greatly), she escapes, and decides to destroy these unholy spirits by burning down the church or other alternative. I thouhgt the church-burning would work, as lpaying with the subject 'christian burns a church down' would be ridiculous. But please, tell me what you think and give any ideas or suggestions and stuff. You know where I can be found -> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:46, 26 March, 2013 (UTC)

I love the confused granny unBooks idea!! Could be an autobiography.. :) And a promotional booklaunch on unNews wouldn't go astray, where the newspiece could finish with advertising a meeting of a club she's started to inform the public of the tyranny that is modern music. With free tea and coffee, and cakes and sandwiches for gold coin donation of course. I'm going to copy paste this all into SOS if' it's ok with you.... - Strainj1...TALK 09:09, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:55, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Okay so[edit]

I started the article a bit, and it can be found nhiar. I took the freedom to make her an aware person who is, umm, aware, of everything, and so I thought about this conspiracy-theme, which will just evolve into a bigger and more ridiculous setting. You know? In the end she can't trust ANYTHING at all which would looks like hilarious. I didn't write much, so now she is at the even when she's soon going at the church and the show hasn't already begun. I thought that the next scene would be about her getting into the church and wondering about the present christianity and getting more aware and stuff, and then the gig-scene... Well but it's up to you how you want it be written, you're the boss for rest of the day :D I'll do more tomorrow morning on finnish time.

Oh and I wrote this really late last night, so expect to see mistakes and others. I actually beg you should modify it a bit, it has few jokes but not enough, I think. I'll see what you have done tomorrow! Yours, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:50, 2 April, 2013 (UTC)

Haha thanks a lot. I read through your edits, they were pretty awesome. Thanks, really.
I'll start writing now and stop that thanking so it's ready some day :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:57, 3 April, 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:36, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:43, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:07, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

You still here?[edit]

You've been lost for awhile :O But anyways, I finished the article now! I think now is the time for trimming and joke-adding 'n all that stuff. You know where to find it :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:34, 4 May, 2013 (UTC)

Hey Sorry, yeah... - I've been really quite busy of late, but have been meaning to come back. I might get a chance tomorrow though. :) - Strainj1...TALK 06:09, 10 May 2013 (UTC)
Oh wow so you are still here! :D awesome! Looking forward to your edits! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:16, 10 May, 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

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UnSignpost is back[edit]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:22 7 July 2013

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

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While you're here...[edit]

You should go vote on VFH, I put some new pages up for nomination. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:14, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

ok, will do... - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK You call that a knife? 09:38, 1 December 2013 (UTC)


Hi, you signed up to judge this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball. Please judge here. We are all eagerly awaiting your decisions. -- The Zombiebaron 09:13, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

Hey Zombiebaron, yeah I read them all on the weekend, but hit dramas when it actually came to the "correct" procedure to vote - I'll figure something out tomorrow morning - but for now, I must sleep... - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK You call that a knife? 12:34, 18 December 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for judging! -- The Zombiebaron 00:03, 19 December 2013 (UTC)


Hey man, thanks a lot from those church-images! They are indeed good and fit well as the article indeed needed few pictures, so thank you :) Btw, I don't know if you read it through yet, but what do you think, mainspace-worthy; yes or not? Or is there something you would like to add or edit? I personally think it's starting to look pretty cool as I've been fixing most of the mistakes and editing some of my worst grammar mistakes and stuff. Also I've made the granny way more insane than she used to be and writing quite a lot of conspiracy-stuff. We've been working on this since april 2013! :D Lots of improvement since then, and we can of course edit the article after the mainspacement as well. So, ja or nein? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:48, 18 January, 2014 (UTC)

Hey Cat, I think it's looking pretty good overall. I made a few adjustments too, hope you don't mind. My only issue with it is that the cannibalism of the old lady sort of comes on a bit suddenly for my taste, but it's a fun idea.... :) - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK You call that a knife? 00:42, 19 January 2014 (UTC)
Well yeah, the sudden cannibalism... :D The joke of that was that how the granny first writes how she thinks she's more "sane" from the lack of the mind-altering pills. And then, out of nowhere, she eats a nun :DDD It's random, I know, but I wanted to make her as insane as possible, especially during the end. Also, thanks a lot from your work, I really appreciate it, and now I'm putting this into mainspace and see what others think. It was fun working with you :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:16, 19 January, 2014 (UTC)


Hi, and mucho thanks for your work in judging that unfine contest. My page, which luckily won, has the added thing of saying that everything in it was done by props! hee hee. Thanks again. Aleister 14:32 18-1-14

No worries Aleister, and congrats! - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK You call that a knife? 00:42, 19 January 2014 (UTC)


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Review of Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport[edit]

Kind of belated but I wrote a review of sorts. Hope you find something in it of value. (You may already have been notified that it was done -- I don't know if the system is set up to send notifications when a review is considered "done".) Snarglefoop (talk) 19:29, 12 April 2014 (UTC)

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Your beer article...[edit]

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Am now..... :D (he says 3 years later) - Strainj 1 . . . . TALK You call that a knife?