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Some of you thought I should have left because I said I would. All I can say is - autumn came far quicker than I thought. This is because I estimate time by my previous so long-message rather than seasons, which are for all sorts of wankers like scientists, farmers... you know - ordinary people.

Seriously though: I was looking for a job as anything at all, but when I was reading the wanted-ads on the Interwebs I had only one thought in my mind: "FUCK THAT SHIT!" So then, I'm back rather sooner than I thought. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:55, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

You think you can just waltz back into our lives? You hurt us pretty bad Multi. --EMC [TALK] 13:56 Apr 9 2013
We've moved on. We found a user who appreciates us. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
You'll have to go through the initiation proccess once again. --ShabiDOO 14:56, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
You'll have to get circumcised.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:44 4.10.13
Again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
And this time, it's personal. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:14, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
Wait a second. All this looks sensible enough --- but who exactly is the user who appreciates you? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 13:20, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
I, for one, knew all along that Multiliteralist enjoyed penises. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Apr 17 '13 2:18 (UTC)
I could say: "Yeah you would know" but I'll rather say the unfortunate title is Kippy's. He told me to start this forum, and generally everything in the world is someone else's fault, not mine. I'm innocent! I have surprise witnesses. I have an alibi. Even if I don't, I honestly weren't wasn't anywhere near when all that happened. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 14:43, 19 April 2013 (UTC)
I, for one, never said everything in the world was your fault. I specifically said you suck so hard that it reverberates throughout the entire multiverse. Every parallel Multiliteralist has a sucky life, but you have the absolute worst of all, being the very center of the suck wave splash you created. You can only take comfort in knowing that the Multiliteralists at the fringe are the least effected by the Multisuck stench, and are thus living all your dreams for yourself in full blissful fulfillment. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 15:06, Apr. 21, 2013
No, wait. I told Bizzeebeever that. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 15:08, Apr. 21, 2013
I didn't follow most of that but the main thing is everything is someone else's fault, not mine. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:27, 25 April 2013 (UTC)