Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies

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This story is located in Hong Kong, China.

A small-sized, Chinese teenager has entered the local police-station in a hurry. The kid's name is Mr-ex777.

Mr-ex777: You've got to help me! I'm pregnant...this isn't nice!

Policeman at the desk:: Whoa whoa whoa, easy now. Try and explain what has happened?

Mr-ex777: I'm pregnant help! I was raped by gay My Little Ponies earlier today!

Policeman: Wait, how can you be pregnant? And secondly, My Little Pony? Since when are ponies gay?

Mr-ex777: The one that raped me was gay.

Policeman: Is this a joke?

Mr-ex777: No, I'm being 100% serious here. I was, like, slurping on some noodles, you know, hand made noodles...the salty kind...

Policeman: On noodle street?

Mr-ex7777: Yeah. They fucked me in front of a table of tourists.

Policeman: Did they have rainbow sperm?

Mr-ex777: I don't know....but ponies have AIDS...! You seriously have to help me...I don't want cancer!

Policeman: So you are telling me you got cancer and AIDS from your gay pony lovers in the noodle market?

Mr-ex777: NO you don't understand! I was RAPED anally. I just got a new job. I don't have time for AIDS-cancer!

Policeman: That story seems too weird to be true. You must have provoked them. What were you wearing?

Mr-ex777: I had on my hipster shorts.

Policeman: What are those?

Mr-ex777: You know...shorts that are so tight you can almost see my anus.

Policeman: So you were just asking to be raped by a pony!

Mr-ex777: No. Don't you get it. I said NO. No no no. And no means no.

Policeman: Well...not with gay ponies with AIDS apparantly.

Mr-ex777: Please...please do something. I can feel the AIDS-cancer spreading through my body already.

Policeman: I just don't think I can do anything. It's your word against the word of trustable loveable little ponies. Where's your proof?

Mr-ex777: Here's your proof, a charicature sketch artist drew this while they violated my ass.

This is the kind of material you generally should present as evidence.
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