Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies
A small-sized, Chinese teenager has entered the local police-station in a hurry. The kid's name is Mr-ex777.
Mr-ex777: You've got to help me! I'm pregnant...this isn't nice!
Policeman at the desk:: Whoa whoa whoa, easy now. Try and explain what has happened?
Mr-ex777: I'm pregnant help! I was raped by gay My Little Ponies earlier today!
Policeman: Wait, how can you be pregnant? And secondly, My Little Pony? Since when are ponies gay?
Mr-ex777: The one that raped me was gay.
Policeman: Is this a joke?
Mr-ex777: No, I'm being 100% serious here. I was, like, slurping on some noodles, you know, hand made noodles...the salty kind...
Policeman: On noodle street?
Mr-ex7777: Yeah. They fucked me in front of a table of tourists.
Policeman: Did they have rainbow sperm?
Policeman: So you are telling me you got cancer and AIDS from your gay pony lovers in the noodle market?
Mr-ex777: NO you don't understand! I was RAPED anally. I just got a new job. I don't have time for AIDS-cancer!
Policeman: That story seems too weird to be true. You must have provoked them. What were you wearing?
Mr-ex777: I had on my hipster shorts.
Policeman: What are those?
Mr-ex777: You know...shorts that are so tight you can almost see my anus.
Policeman: So you were just asking to be raped by a pony!
Mr-ex777: No. Don't you get it. I said NO. No no no. And no means no.
Policeman: Well...not with gay ponies with AIDS apparantly.
Mr-ex777: Please...please do something. I can feel the AIDS-cancer spreading through my body already.
Policeman: I just don't think I can do anything. It's your word against the word of trustable loveable little ponies. Where's your proof?
Mr-ex777: Here's your proof, a charicature sketch artist drew this while they violated my ass.