MrX raped by Magic Ponies
This fable takes place in Hong Kong, China.
A small-sized, Chinese teenager has just entered a local Hong Kong police station in hysterics. The poor sap's name is MrX.
MrX: You've got to help me! Something unthinkable has happened to me. I am...pregnant. And I can feel some strange fetus growing inside me!
Policeman at the desk:: Whoa whoa whoa, easy now screaming over-emotional woman.
MrX: I'm a man.
Policeman at the desk:: So you're a pregnant man? Zheesh it is a total freak-show in this precinct today. So...how did you get knocked up?
MrX: You aren't taking me seriously. I am traumatized. This...this baby in me will be some half-breed developmentally stunted equine-human!
Policeman at the desk:: Cut the theatrics and tell me what happened
MrX: I was raped by gay My Little Ponies earlier today!
Policeman: I dunno. Something doesn't add up here. I thought My Little Ponies were completely macho and hetero!
MrX: That may be so but the ones that raped me were flaming poofs.
Policeman: Is this a joke?
MrX: No, I'm being 100% serious here. I was minding my own business slurping on some noodles, you know, hand made noodles...the salty kind...
Policeman: On noodle street?
MrX7: Yeah, on noodle street. Eating some al-dente ramen and they fucked me in front of a table of tourists.
Policeman: Did they have rainbow sperm?
MrX: I don't know....what does that matter? As well all know, my little ponies have AIDS...! OH MY GAWD tou have to help me...I don't want to die of AIDS cancer!
Policeman: So you are telling me you got cancer and AIDS from your gay pony lovers?
MrX: NO you don't understand! I'm not into gay ponies. I'm into female ponies. I was RAPED anally against my will. I just started a new dream job as and don't have time for AIDS-cancer!
Policeman: That story seems too weird to be true. You must have provoked the gay ponies into it. What were you wearing?
MrX: I had on my hipster shorts.
Policeman: What are those?
MrX: You know...shorts that are so tight you can almost see my anus.
Policeman: So you were just asking to be rammed by a gay pony!
MrX: You're victim blaming. I said NO. No no no. And no means no.
Policeman: Well...not with gay ponies with AIDS apparently.
MrX: Please...please do something. I can feel the AIDS-cancer spreading through my body already.
Policeman: I just don't think I can do anything. It's your word against the word of trusted lovable little ponies. Where's your proof?
MrX: Here's your proof, a caricature sketch artist drew this while they violated my ass.
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