User talk:Everyotherusernamewastaken

Year 1

Happy Monkey Time!!!

Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.

Your topic is:

Grey is the New Pink

Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! ShabiDOO 22:55, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

FUCK I havenn't seen Orange Is The New Black! I guess there's time for a binge-watch. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:57, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Sorry to hear about

...your run-ins with SPIKE on the Old Uncyclopedia, which I just now read about, two months after the fact. He really is a mini-wiki-Hitler, ain't he. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Aug 3 '15 17:15 (UTC)

Cheers for the condolences, he left me a shell of my former self. Funnily enough, Romartus keeps on resurrecting me and when SPIKE recently infinibanned me this HackerAce bot who I'm pretty sure is just Romartus changed it to 2 months. When I "get out" so to speak I shall write him a stiff letter to complain about him ending my martyrship. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:28, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Indeed. I wouldn't take it personally. There isn't a single user who hasn't suffered from SPIKES asshattery amd very very few who haven't been driven away. The best solution by far is to leave the spoon to rot away in it's perpetual hostility and tepid writing...and stick with the fork. You certainly are a stellar writer! ShabiDOO 19:09, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks a lot. Yes, best to leave the spoon to rot away and suffer every soul-destroying moment of the fork rotting away. On a moral level anyway. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:20, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey, Shabs, tell what Everyotherusernamewastaken has won. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:28, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Lol I'm neither 3rd nor honourable mention. Yet another disaffected youth slipping through the cracks of the system's clerical errors. Shall I ever recover? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:59, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Oh, I have a good feeling you will. Just remember to always look on the bright side of life (whistles). User:Matthlock/sig2 23:04, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

oh yeah you got third place or something

So there's your badge. I hope that his little token of writing appreciation will help you get through the next week of crippling alcoholicism and impotence. 3rd place comes with several little blue pills but since I didn't have your mailing adress I gave them to the neighbours cat. I would shoot the whole scene for a youtube video but I'm busy drinking the 1st place prize bottle of champagne...meant for Mhaile...whose mailing address I also didn't have. The second place prize was a gift certificate for a Big Mac with fries...but since two people share 2nd place...I thought I would give it to some homeless guy...but since there are no homeless people in Socialist Europe...I instead wiped my ass with it after getting raped by a Spanish bull. I tell you. It's been quite a day. ShabiDOO 23:09, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Well done MyOwnBadSelf! 04:36, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Aw, thanks, GrammarFegelein! As per Matthlock's victory speech, I'd also like to thank Zombiebaron and RAHB for not participating. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:46, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

User:MyOwnBadSelf/Metanational Supermarket and Cafay

Buy anything ? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:40, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

The Tips

Thanks. I had to re-remove the link, though, because Mr-ex threatened he'd delete any revision with it. It currently links to a subpage, which is basically another look at the same text. Anton (talk) 19:12, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for explaining that. I was under the mistaken impression that we left that sort of censorship, whether you consider it censorship to porn or censorship to external websites for traffic purposes, to Wikia. It's good that I basically have one person to blame, though. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:16, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Well, I personally prefer not seeing the link in the current rewrite, because that makes it expected. You can of course try to revert it to the old version, where the link was unexpected, but that'd be literally the only funny thing about it (and the rest would be plagiarism from two existing web articles on hobbies). If you're interested, you can check out the current link. This version is easier to understand, if you realize a lot of the innuendos are actually references to film, not porn industry. Anton (talk) 19:21, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Your signature

I think it isn't necessary to have it as a separate template. You can just move it to User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/sig and then link it at Special:Preferences. Anton (talk) 14:07, 19 August 2015 (UTC)

Surprise!

You didn't expect it, did you?

	Writer of the Month August 2015

Congratulations! You can now proceed to start jumping around your computer, dancing in the street or doing any other weird things humans usually do when they experience intense joy. Anton (talk) 19:01, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Thanks. That would be walking down the street with my jaw wide open, clutching my groin area and crying while staring directly at the sun. Fun! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:05, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

HAVEN'T SEEN YA IN A WHILE!

Ketchup Boss is here,signature isn't working.

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:19, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

My John Lennon Article

REALLY late response, but is it OK if you or somebody else moves it into the mainspace? Thanks!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 06:12, 18 November 2016 (UTC)

Congratulations

An image you created and nominated almost five years ago has been featured today. Congratulations!

Featured Image: Kid with protest picket.jpg

This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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-- The Zombiebaron 01:26, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

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Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

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