User talk:Ketchup Boss
Welcome![edit source]
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Hitler Rants[edit source]
Please watch the Romney and Charles Manson Hitler videos on my main talk page!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:25, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- You know, I've seen someone else make that exact same mistake in trying to put in a youtube video. Would you be related to that person, by any chance? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:45, 17 Feb 2014
- Atleast Ketchup Boss knows how to sign his comments... Zzz
20:48, 17 February, 2014 (UTC)
- I believe they all do. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:58, 17 Feb 2014
- Atleast Ketchup Boss knows how to sign his comments... Zzz
Nope.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:12, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- He's probably lying guys. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:33, 18 February 2014 (UTC)
- Yes, socks do that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:29, 18 Feb 2014
I'm not lying[edit source]
I don't like most 80s stuff and don't know who this Biz Beaver guy even is!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 04:33, 19 February 2014 (UTC)
- Anything is possible. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:45, 19 Feb 2014
- you of lik stuff? Bus! --User:Mim/sig8 13:15, 24 Febry 2014 (UTC)
Look what I have![edit source]
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Ketchup Boss (talk • contribs)
- Your point being? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:35, 23 Feb 2014
Just showing you a funny picture I found.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:53, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
- Why do you show people stuff on your talk page instead of theirs? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:07, 23 Feb 2014
I really don't know why. --Ketchup Boss (talk) 19:09, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
- Well, you're more likely to get a response if you say stuff on others' talk pages, and it's more the usual thing. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:17, 23 Feb 2014
Thank you for showing us the picture. I like your username. Aleister 20:45 27-2-14
Thanks for telling me![edit source]
I never knew that until now.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:36, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
- Really? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:39, 24 Feb 2014
- Come on a've lit changed ANY of your previous habits! You're not even trying! --User:Fish;maxus/sig8 13:09, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
- P.S. Don't make me list bellow all the similarities between you too. Not again. --Mimo&maxus 13:13, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
- Don't, Mimo, or he'll know what not to do in future. List them on IRC. Say, I haven't seen you around there lately. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:06, 24 Feb 2014
- Could the both of you A) Stop feeding the trolls and B) Stop trying to talk all intimidatingly? Particularly Mimo. -RAHB 03:23, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
- Sorry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:31, 25 Feb 2014
- I'm not. I wasn't trying to intimidate him. And you've acknowledged yourself that he's a troll - which translates as "up to no good" - why haven't you taker action and ban him already? --Mimo&maxus 19:37, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
- Can we just let this alone a while? Even if he is a sock or troll or what have you, he has a better wiki knowledge than he once did and hasn't certainly done anything terribly bad, and everyone deserves a second chance provided they handle it properly and haven't already had six or seven of the things. Now let's not continue this discussion here, because it's not really the greatest place for that. Probably belongs on an admin's talk page or irc. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:27, 27 Feb 2014
- Could the both of you A) Stop feeding the trolls and B) Stop trying to talk all intimidatingly? Particularly Mimo. -RAHB 03:23, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
- Don't, Mimo, or he'll know what not to do in future. List them on IRC. Say, I haven't seen you around there lately. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:06, 24 Feb 2014
Gnarls Barkley[edit source]
I thought I told you how to upload files? Anyway, you use this page. Happy editing. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:47, 6 Mar 2014
Pick a tune[edit source]
- I think everybody gave up on you! When will you learn?! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:54, 22 March 2014 (UTC)
What do you mean that everybody gave up on me?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:22, 23 March 2014 (UTC)
- No idea. This 'everybody' appears to be poorly defined. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:54, 23 Mar 2014
- Post this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Madclaw @ talk 12:58, 23 March 2014 (UTC)
Rickrolling is getting boring and immature.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:19, 23 March 2014 (UTC)
Sorry. Didn't know.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:36, 23 March 2014
NOTE: I updated my user page.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:43, 25 March 2014 (UTC)
- That's lovely...but why are you telling us? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:55, 25 Mar 2014
It's because[edit source]
I know it's bizarre. Yes, I'm only in my mid twenties and I already have a wife.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 05:47, 29 March 2014 (UTC)
Friends?[edit source]
Hey! Do you want to be friends with me? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:30, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
- Good taste in music,good grammar skills,and one of the most popular Uncyclopedians,what's not to like?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 01:41, 17 April 2014 (UTC)
- Hi, sorry to change the subject like this, but please indent your comments, Ketchup Boss, so things are more readable and such and not squished weird. You do that by putting one more colon before your comment than the last one had. See what I've done here, for example; and if you'll be replying to my comment here, you can put three colons before yours, too. Just wanted to get that out of the way. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:51, 17 Apr 2014
- Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm not popular. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:59, 17 April 2014 (UTC)
- Hi, sorry to change the subject like this, but please indent your comments, Ketchup Boss, so things are more readable and such and not squished weird. You do that by putting one more colon before your comment than the last one had. See what I've done here, for example; and if you'll be replying to my comment here, you can put three colons before yours, too. Just wanted to get that out of the way. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:51, 17 Apr 2014
Issues with your UnNews page.[edit source]
It needs a source. How are people going to believe you, if you have no sources!-- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:06, 21 April 2014 (UTC)
- And it's way too short. There's no comedic buildup or anything. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:08, 21 April 2014 (UTC)
- MagicBus, it doesn't need sources - see {{original}}, which is used on articles that don't have sources. I've also given a more in-depth explanation of 'issues' on my talk page. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:26, 21 Apr 2014
UnNews[edit source]
I thought that UnNews articles were supposed to be quite short. You're right that it should be a little longer though.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:10, 21 April 2014 (UTC)
- They should be at least about 3-4 paragraphs, I think. Shorter than articles, but one paragraph long is generally too short. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:24, 21 Apr 2014
Look, man[edit source]
I noticed you put John Lennon in mainspace after you were told not to put stuff in mainspace. I moved it to your userspace, then turned out apparently you were editing it as I moved it so it got recreated. Can't really blame you for that. So I moved that to your userspace too and you can just find the text you added by clicking 'View history'. But anyway, please create stuff in your userspace in future, or you will be sorry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:52, 28 Apr 2014
How will other users be able to find my articles if I put them in my userspace?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 04:54, 28 April 2014 (UTC)
- Dude, only put your articles in mainspace if an admin says "looks good". That means You should make Your articles somewhere in here, and then ask an administrator if it's ok to mainspace it, when you're done'or you're a spazz or something, and user-space your latest gem. If you do it again, I'll give you Got it? Good. ~ BB ~ (T)
~ Mon, Apr 28 '14 4:59 (UTC)
- Also, people can still find your articles through Google, your contributions or recent changes. In fact people probably find most of uncyclopedia's stuff through google. So not to worry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 05:06, 28 Apr 2014
- If you want people to find things, you might want to consider spelling them correctly. Sorry, I seem to be picking on everyone today, don't know what's the matter. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:19, 28 Apr 2014
- I know there's a rule about editing other people's mainspace articles but I happen to be a John Lennon fan and can help Ketchup Boss's article become more acceptable to be able to be moved to a mainspace article. Is that okay, if I help him edit it? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:52, 28 April 2014 (UTC)
- There's no rule that says you can't collaborate on something in someone's userspace. However, being a "fan" is not grounds for a good article. Being funny is. So make sure it's funny. Because funny. -RAHB 00:29, 29 April 2014 (UTC)
- I also can make it funny. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:41, 29 April 2014 (UTC)
- There's no rule that says you can't collaborate on something in someone's userspace. However, being a "fan" is not grounds for a good article. Being funny is. So make sure it's funny. Because funny. -RAHB 00:29, 29 April 2014 (UTC)
- I know there's a rule about editing other people's mainspace articles but I happen to be a John Lennon fan and can help Ketchup Boss's article become more acceptable to be able to be moved to a mainspace article. Is that okay, if I help him edit it? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:52, 28 April 2014 (UTC)
- If you want people to find things, you might want to consider spelling them correctly. Sorry, I seem to be picking on everyone today, don't know what's the matter. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:19, 28 Apr 2014
- Also, people can still find your articles through Google, your contributions or recent changes. In fact people probably find most of uncyclopedia's stuff through google. So not to worry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 05:06, 28 Apr 2014
Ronald McDonald did it[edit source]
Do you like Supertramp? If so...[edit source]
Can you help on this page: User:MagicBus/Supertramp? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:21, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
Not a fan of that band, but thanks for offering!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:57, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
George Bush is gay[edit source]
George Bush is gay! He is da wurst prezidehnt evah he suks. He made America stink because I accidentally voted 4 him on a gay voting list. George Bush is just GAY GAY GAY GAY. I hope he get some resign.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:35, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
Ween[edit source]
Have you ever heard of this band? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:47, 3 July 2014 (UTC)
Because you are UN:LAZY...[edit source]
I have taken a PEE for you with John Lennon. If you went to take a UN:PEE yourself and actually read some things about how to UN:PEE you might be able to figure out ext time. is a pro tip: If you actually want someone else to bother to review your article now that it's on Pee Review then... Review someone else's article. It works. Well, not all the time, but some of the time. Honest. {{User:McDonnie} 04:38. Jul 13
Hey[edit source]
What's better...asteroids from Neptune or asteroids from Saturn? --ShabiDOO 23:00, 19 July 2014 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Do you think that Mr. Bean likes eating beans? --ShabiDOO 00:32, 21 July 2014 (UTC)
Hello.[edit source]
Hello. 
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Yo[edit source]
What's your favorite chemical? Zzz 
04:26, 8 September, 2014 (UTC)
Meth which feel drunk shitty.??;;;;; YEAHGU--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 02:01, 12 September 2014 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Do you know Cradle of Filth? If so what is your opinion on Cradle of Filth? Zzz 12:14, 8 September, 2014 (UTC)
I don't care for ALL new metal bands.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 02:06, 12 September 2014 (UTC)
Hiya[edit source]
Remember that weird video you sent me? I'm guessing you want to write an article on that Frank J. Craycroft story. Here are my ideas for jokes: present the film as an extraordinary and unique piece of New Wave cinema, act as though the time the murder took place (the '20s?) is the dark ages or something, take the position that the legend is not only plausible but real, while naively pointing out all of its flaws.--EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 09:32, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
Sup[edit source]
Was reading your article about the Prodigy. I had an idea: present it through different phases (Fire, Paganism, Faulty electricals, Bad weather) because at the moment it's a pretty serious biography, and might be seen as a fan boy piece, AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IT'S A FANBOY PIECE NOW, WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU?
PS always liked the Prodigy, I remember going to kiddie discos and asking the DJs to put it on, they never had any and just resumed their pop and hip hop stuff. Well that's life isn't it? --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 22:37, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
Shrek's meaty boner[edit source]
Penis,have me shriek.--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 22:16, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
Long time no see...[edit source]
Hey buddy what's up? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 16:03, 20 February 2016 (UTC)