User talk:MagicBus
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Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:29, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
This page is a * Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition entry.
-----Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer 2021
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny— Sign Up Today! (pretty please) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 13:41, 13 December 2021
Uh[edit source]
Why? --Brogo13 (talk) 00:55, 15 January 2022 (UTC)
Please do not do this[edit source]
This is a rather rude generalization. I highly recommend that you NOT do that in the future, as it can lead to a block. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:52, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
- Actually, ARandomPage, there was nothing wrong with that. Brogo is the one who has a history of being rude and disruptive. MrX blow me
15:16, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
- I am going to disagree here Mr. X. I think MagicBus's generalisation was extreme. Perhaps when Brogo edits the actual content they can be questionable, but when it is about grammar etc they are useful. Having said that, it doesn't hurt to be VERY direct and express your limits to how Brogo edits your articles. ShabiDOO 21:03, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
- Perhaps the wording was harsher than necessary, but Brogo's edits, while they can be helpful, as I've complimented him multiple times, also include a lot of edits that made articles less funny and require a lot of work for other editors. Brogo's overall attitude and behavior towards other editors has been rude, dismissive, and sometimes absurd (which is putting it mildly). Here's just two examples. I'm also not sure why RandomPage needed to warn someone else about something that happened 3 months ago. MrX blow me 21:43, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
- What? I have no idea what's happening. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:00, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- So, essentially, you and Brogo were being rude, and that is terrible, and I don't think you've been warned yet, so I warned you. Lots of things can change in a few months, but that's rather unlikely, so I felt like I needed to warn you before you mess up something else. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:25, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- ARandomPage, you aren't an admin. What you are doing right now is wikicopping (something the admins don't need help with). You were heard the first time. Why don't you focus on improving articles? ShabiDOO 11:05, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- I rarely come around these days anymore. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:31, 10 May 2022 (UTC)
- ARandomPage, you aren't an admin. What you are doing right now is wikicopping (something the admins don't need help with). You were heard the first time. Why don't you focus on improving articles? ShabiDOO 11:05, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- So, essentially, you and Brogo were being rude, and that is terrible, and I don't think you've been warned yet, so I warned you. Lots of things can change in a few months, but that's rather unlikely, so I felt like I needed to warn you before you mess up something else. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:25, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- What? I have no idea what's happening. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:00, 27 April 2022 (UTC)
- Perhaps the wording was harsher than necessary, but Brogo's edits, while they can be helpful, as I've complimented him multiple times, also include a lot of edits that made articles less funny and require a lot of work for other editors. Brogo's overall attitude and behavior towards other editors has been rude, dismissive, and sometimes absurd (which is putting it mildly). Here's just two examples. I'm also not sure why RandomPage needed to warn someone else about something that happened 3 months ago. MrX blow me
- I am going to disagree here Mr. X. I think MagicBus's generalisation was extreme. Perhaps when Brogo edits the actual content they can be questionable, but when it is about grammar etc they are useful. Having said that, it doesn't hurt to be VERY direct and express your limits to how Brogo edits your articles. ShabiDOO 21:03, 26 April 2022 (UTC)
Who let me in the press room?!?[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost has yet again been necromanced. This time, it's by some dickbag nobody cares about. And now, a recap of the past 2 years! The ASBOxAAT Series starts, explodes in popularity, gets vandalized, and a few get deleted. We also somehow manage to make a "Worst 100 Reflections" article two years in a row, for the first time in a decade. Hey, that's when the last good UnSignpost came out!The Chiefs Suddenly Suck! Holy Shit!
By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking turn of events, the Kansas City Chiefs Are 0-2 at the time of writing. Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team. Yes, that means the 2-Super-Bowl-in-a-row-team-that-did-it-without-cheating[citation needed] is now on par with the Detroit Lions. Who are somehow 1-1 against Green Bay and Chicago. Actually, that makes a lot of sense for ANY OTHER TEAM EVER.
Biopic
The OPOSSUM (Didelphis vespertilio futuere insanum) is a species of opossums native to southern California. It is remarkably smarter[citation needed] than other species of opossums, averaging at the intelligence of an adult corvid. It has recently found itself at the center of an enviromental crisis as they were "accidentally" introduced to Oregon a couple of years ago, from which they spread throughout the remainder of the North American west coast at an alarming pace, threatening to destroy tons of ecosystems not accustomed to their Bat Fuck Insane hivemind tactics.
...this is how you write a biopic, right? I'm just gonna assume that the answer is "yes".
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From The Logs
- 16 September 2025: DaniPine3 blocked SRN01 with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Wanker: i am neurodivergent please tolerate my ban)
- DaniPine3 huffed page File:Tuff diddy blud mango those who know 67 41 phonk listener effoc adrian .png (huh, it's not as interesting as I expected... it's just a scary trollface... kinda dissapointed ngl)
- huh?
Top VFH Competitors
- Velociraptor (3.5/0)
- Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (3/0)
- Cereal Killer (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week UnPoetia:The Poop Sonnets (6/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News The UnSignpost is now run by LaziBums (just not the LaziBum). We apologize for the loss of any semblance of quality that might or might've not existed beforehand.
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 17:10, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
The UnSignpost rises! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
With the Tampon Bay Retards being eliminated from playoff contention, the Boston Red Sox officially clinch a playoff position. FUCK YEAH!!!!OPOSSUM Loses His Shit (for the billionth time) As usual, nobody cares.
By Turb0-Sunrise
The legendary marsupial OPOSSUM has officially lost his shit.
Opinion: Nebraska sucks
By Schism
Man, Nebraska sucks. Think about it. They provide nothing but milk, and I can go get milk at home anyways or something. Wait... no I can't. Point is, there's other sources of cow milk or whatever. And besides, other people can make milk too! Not to mention Kansas or South Dakota, who could all easily make more milk than Nebraska if we just sink Nebraska into the sea and move all of Nebraska's population into the other states. Fuck Nebraska!
Biopic
Uhh, wait until next week.
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From The Logs
- 16 September 2025:
Top VFH Competitors
- Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (4/0)
- HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (3.5/0)
- Cyberbullying (4/1)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Nothing's been featured since those Poop Sonnets. (/)
From The Forums
- [[LPTEW (still)]]
- Uhm...
- That's kinda about it.
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UnSignpost News The UnSignpost will now come out every Wednesday, at approximately whenever the fuck i get around to it EST.
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:12, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[WTF?] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
Biopic
- how does water taste in New England -IP man
- Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
- are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet
- Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
- More questions?
- Yes, Gerg.
- Are you unemployed? -Soviet
- Squirrel!
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From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Moccasins (10.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. -OPOSSUM
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻23:45 10 30 '25 22:43, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg
- yes
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From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:A dingo ate my baby (1/0)
- HowTo:Install Windows XP (3/0)
- HowTo:Eat an orange (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week My Brawl with Jason Voorhees on Halloween 1983 (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻23:45 10 30 '25 21:40, 29 October 2025 (UTC)