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A script

Could you assist in any way regarding the script on VFD? I nominated it for deletion, but maybe should have gotten the attention of an admin instead. The script I was warning may be dangerous, Willy on wheels tried on someone else's account. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 22:08, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Hey, DWWH, thanks for bringing this to my attention! It looks like the script might have the potential to be dangerous, and it definitely had almost zero redeeming value, so I went ahead and huffed it to be safe. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:22, 2 June 2021 (UTC)
A script, you say? JJPMaster 23:16, 2 June 2021 (UTC)
You can check it out at VFD and look at the huffed article if you like. Basically it was instructions to be a spambot that don’t really work but could do some damage if altered slightly. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:05, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

Trying to add something, but encountering a filter that blocks me from editing

Hi, I am getting the following message when I try to edit The World, based on what I was saying on its talk page [[Talk:The World]: Error: Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter. The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Polish/Turkish spammers". If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users. If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do.

What is happening? Also I'm neither Turkish nor Polish.

Andronikos8k (talk) 13:21, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

The abuse filter sometimes blocks legit edits by new users. Make some other edits until you gain the autoconfirmed userright, then you will be exempt from that particular filter. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:30, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
What Hipponias said. Sorry that the filter hit you too hard. You’ll be able to run free before you know it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:28, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

I miss my pages

@MrX: Can I please have them back, (and my files) that was very rude of you, and why did you destroy my userpage? Its MY userpage. --Pugsleyfan69420
Rude??!? I gave you every opportunity to just say that you were doing anything. But you ignored me forever. This is all on you. If you want your articles back, the first thing you needto do is stick to one account. I believe it was Luna69420. If you keep switching around, even with IP’s, you’ll be blocked again. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:32, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
I keep making new accounts because I forget the password, and the emails to reset them are not sending.TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 22:44, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
Can I at least have my Vuchan3621 page?TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 22:46, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
That’s on you. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:47, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

Please stop reverting my funny edit on McDonald's

Its like you don't want me editing my own stuff either. I took a long time editing and creating those pages especially the ones on my userspace, only for you to remove them. --Pugsleyfan69420

Those edits had comedic value but didn’t fit the article. I recommend you try putting that image and concept in a new article, try anything like even “_______ of McDonalds”. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:46, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

Truce?

Here, can we stop fighting pwease? :3 --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:28, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Haha nice, indeed truce, sorry if it felt like fighting, that wasn't my intention. And as I'm sure you've seen by now, I responded on your talk page too. I like the edits you added to ADHD! And merging that with ADD might be even better, I just didn't wanna see all of one get blanked. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:33, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi

Can you make the cocklock for interface protection? Template:Protected page text/interface – Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 20:08, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

Hello? – Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 22:19, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
Hi Mr. Saed! What exactly is this template? And did Cassie already protect it? Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:25, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

Can you also make Module:Ns has subpages with this:

-- This module implements [[Template:Ns has subpages]].
-- While the template is fairly simple, this information is made available to
-- Lua directly, so using a module means that we don't have to update the
-- template as new namespaces are added.

local p = {}

function p._main(ns, frame)
	-- Get the current namespace if we were not passed one.
	if not ns then
		ns = mw.title.getCurrentTitle().namespace
	end

	-- Look up the namespace table from mw.site.namespaces. This should work
	-- for a majority of cases.
	local nsTable = mw.site.namespaces[ns]

	-- Try using string matching to get the namespace from page names.
	-- Do a quick and dirty bad title check to try and make sure we do the same
	-- thing as {{NAMESPACE}} in most cases.
	if not nsTable and type(ns) == 'string' and not ns:find('[<>|%[%]{}]') then
		local nsStripped = ns:gsub('^[_%s]*:', '')
		nsStripped = nsStripped:gsub(':.*$', '')
		nsTable = mw.site.namespaces[nsStripped]
	end

	-- If we still have no match then try the {{NAMESPACE}} parser function,
	-- which should catch the remainder of cases. Don't use a mw.title object,
	-- as this would increment the expensive function count for each new page
	-- tested.
	if not nsTable then
		frame = frame or mw.getCurrentFrame()
		local nsProcessed = frame:callParserFunction('NAMESPACE', ns)
		nsTable = nsProcessed and mw.site.namespaces[nsProcessed]
	end
	
	return nsTable and nsTable.hasSubpages
end

function p.main(frame)
	local ns = frame:getParent().args[1]
	if ns then
		ns = ns:match('^%s*(.-)%s*$') -- trim whitespace
		ns = tonumber(ns) or ns
	end
	local hasSubpages = p._main(ns, frame)
	return hasSubpages and 'yes' or ''
end

return p

Thanks. 2604:3D08:6282:F900:A411:B531:FEF7:FD7C (talk) 02:10, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi, what exactly would this module be used for? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:27, 14 June 2021 (UTC)

Thanks.

I noticed something when i was just surfing Uncyclopedia, Swastikas. Swastikas everywhere at User talk:Lyrithya I gave the user a warning, but thanks for blocking the user.--Apookykorah (talk) 17:55, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Fo sho! Thanks for bringing it to our attention! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:37, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:31, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

cathedral of learning

sup man ive been torn on whether or not to delete that page and im having second thoughts. any chance you can throw it back up or is it gone for good? dont know if this is where i should post shit like that but lemme know whats up thanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mrusernameperson69 (talk • contribs)

Yo! Yes, this is a fine place to make these requests. If I’m being lazy, you can also find someone on this list. I’ve restored Cathedral of learning, it’s definitely got some good stuff so far. Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:29, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Undeniable truth

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--Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:02, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

Lol the fact that you need to say that 90 times shows how untrue you know it is. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:11, 22 June 2021 (UTC)
No, the best pony is Pinkie--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:53, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
Actually Fluttershy is the best. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:59, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
You're both wrong. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:04, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi

do you speak chinese?--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:52, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

我会说一点，不是流利的。你呢？MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:58, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
OwO 注意到你的凸起凸起--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 20:01, 23 June 2021 (UTC)
Haha, I'll be honest, I had to look up tuqi. OH THE SHAME! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:06, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

HEy

did you get my ping?--TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 20:26, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

No I didn't. For some reason, pings don't work very well. But I just looked and saw that you pinged me in your lovely sandbox lol. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:32, 23 June 2021 (UTC)

Right there

"See right" works only at some zoom levels (up to 125% in this case) and almost never on a phone. It's moot, though, were the top left corner of our video adjacent to "The Blacklist" first mentioned three paragraphs in. --Brogo13 (talk) 19:07, 25 June 2021 (UTC)

I respectfully disagree. I see it “working” on most zoom levels. Even on a phone, even though it’s not directly to the right, I wouldn’t say that it doesn’t “work” because it still is, generally speaking, to the right. If you wanna change the wording of the message in parentheses, I guess that’d be okay, but please don’t remove it entirely. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:11, 25 June 2021 (UTC)
I respectfully (re)submit that my way we need no parenthetical at all: "CGI in the series finale" – the first and only mention of either in the entire article – then "of The Blacklist", then "The Blacklist" again on the corner. --Brogo13 (talk) 21:01, 25 June 2021 (UTC)
But it looks terrible in that spot, so out of place. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:12, 25 June 2021 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia

Game exploits YOU!! --Jabberwock (talk) 12:20, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Haha tricky and hard, but fun! A nice little blast from the past with some funny tricks to mess me up. Thanks Jabberwock. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:00, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
Wait, Jabberwock, any reason you're not using your new popsig? My talk page would love it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:20, 29 June 2021 (UTC)
The reason for the name "popsig" is that there used to be a very ugly signature that pops out when you hover your mouse pointer on it. Then I made a new, better one on the same page. JabTCJun 29202111:34
I'm using it now. JabTCJun 29202111:39
Ah yeah, that's the stuff! I really love the way it changes from day and year to day and time, and my talk page thanks you. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:05, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

Holy crap

flag yourself as a bot, mr. spammer --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:08, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

Lol just copying and pasting new templates for the anniversaries pages. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:09, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

bruh

bruh – Preceding unsigned comment added by Plscommitdie (talk • contribs)

Sup? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:03, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
Derp ShabiDOO 22:20, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

Quick notification

Hi MrX,

I just wanted to let you know that the user you recently blocked for one day is actually a Svex sock (inferred through the IP that requested for the user's unblock, which I checkuser'd); the user has been permanently blocked, once again. Make sure to tag Svex socks using the Template:Svex 88134kg template, so I can keep track of this persistent asshole.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:32, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey Cass, I had a feeling that was the case. I’m on my phone and was gonna do a CU later (as well as huff the other articles I didn’t have time to get to). Thanks for taking care of that! GO HABS!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:56, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

B A N N E D

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Princess Celestia wishes to say hi before banning you.


You will be unblocked at an arbitrary time, which is to be determined.


 Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 4 July 2021 (UTC)
THIS IS A WITCH-HUNT!! CELESTIA AND RARITY HAVE CONSPIRED DUE THEIR JEALOUSY OF FLUTTERSHY!! I HAVENT BEEN THIS OUTRAGED SINCE THE END OF LOST!!!! I WILL HAVE JUSTICE!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:29, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Restore [[File:PZ9qf.gif]]

I want you to restore [[File:PZ9qf.gif]] because I want to use it in the Uncyclopedia Sandbox. So please restore image now. 188.119.148.8 (talk) 21:53, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done FYI, unused images often get deleted, so if it's only used in the sandbox, then it might get deleted again. Consider finding at least one other good spot for this image, and enjoy. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:00, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

Re-banned

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5evar for being a ban-happy bonehead. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being a ban-happy bonehead. Thaaanks! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:05, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Also, turns out we were both wrong. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:06, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Hmm, you say that I'm blocked, but I don't appear to be blocked.........Also no I'm never wrong, Fluttershy is the best. #FLUTTERSHY 2024!!! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:09, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
You're not blocked from the site. Rather, you are blocked from stating that Fluttershy > Apple Bloom. S'il te plaît, arrête d'être un pédé stupide. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:12, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Non. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrX (talk • contribs)
Tu est un poubelle. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:24, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Poubelle (which I must assume is pronounced "poo bell") means trash can in French? Lol awesome! Makes sense! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:27, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Yeah I'm taking a French class in college currently. Victor Hugo is one of my role models. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:29, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Nice, one of these days I'll get around to seeing Les Miserables. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:30, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
I read the abridged version of the book back in middle school. I'm a bookworm. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:56, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

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 Nice, I'm more of a movie junkie so I'll get my Aussie/Kiwi fix with the Jackman/Crowe adaptation (love Sacha Baron Cohen too). MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:05, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

The movie/play is OK. I was a bit disappointed they left out Azelma (Eponine's sister) and Eponine/Gavroche's brother/sister relation, though. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:13, 8 July 2021 (UTC)
Huh, interesting. Maybe I'll read the abridged version (and translated to English) too then. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:14, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

Eh, not really ...

“Um is not an answer.”

My selfless contribution is trying (damned hard) every day to apply what Bofuseses et al learned "over there" to make some more of y'allses articles look Wikipedian, i.e. improve the parody itself. Please do address the pitiful individual attempts at overt comedy – B.S., M.S., PhD is admittedly lame – but ... please.

That said, what exactly did your reverting me accomplish? --Brogo13 (talk) 19:00, 8 July 2021 (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at with that wikipedia stuff you're citing. Anyway, the main reason I reverted that edit was because you changed the wording of a few things and made it less funny. If you must change the spacing in the infobox and spell out single digit numbers, then go ahead and redo that part. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:16, 8 July 2021 (UTC)
I don't cite Wikipedia, I apply their Manual sic of Style etc. (and routinely ignore "style choices" that cite nothing). --Brogo13 (talk) 01:55, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
Again, I'm really having trouble understanding you. What do you mean you don't cite wikipedia lol? You do it all the time. You did it twice in your message that started this section! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:02, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
If you mean "cite" as in referring the reader elsewhere (footnotes, examples, whatever) oh hell yeah. Big fan. No, I meant cite as in the citation of a rule or a policy or, God forbid, an actual arthority.←punny "Wash your dick, Sir?" --Brogo13 (talk) 18:16, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
You also have, on several occasions, cited wikipedia's rules/policies when making edits here. Anyway, my point was that I didn't understand what you were saying/implying with those wikipedia links. I also love Arthur and that quote, but I'm also confused as to its relevance here lol. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:21, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

Again, I do not cite Wikipedia. I ubiquitously cite my (only) Uncyclopedia article, which speaks for itself. Or not. --Brogo13 (talk) 19:02, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

It's not a huge deal, but again, yes you do, you cite wikipedia all the time. Here are just a few examples. I don't know why you're trying to say that you don't do something that you in fact do frequently. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:11, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

Those are references to ... I give up.] --Brogo13 (talk) 20:58, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

I'm still kinda confused but whatever. My main point was that I didn't understand what you meant but oh well. And FYI, referring to something is the same as citing it. Yes, the word cite has a fairly broad definition. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:07, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

The site thinks I'm spamming advertisements and I think that's why I can no longer edit?

Hi. I just joined the site a couple of days ago. My first edit went through but when I tried to edit the iPhone one I think your spam filter tripped on me mentioning said product and company too many times, and now it won't let me edit anything. :( Would it be possible to fix that? Mikehawkbiscuit (talk) 16:42, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey Mike, sorry about that, we get a shit ton of spambots here so we have to run a tight filter. I've changed your user rights to confirmed user, so that should allow you to make those edits now. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:47, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey...

{{Speciesbox}} is a mass conglomerate of templates that we no longer need. I'm bringing this up to you because you were the one that imported them. There are a lot of script errors, etc. We have several adaptable templates now that don't render category errors and exist on a single template page. I suggest deletion but it's quite a few pages, more than I care to QVFD. Up to you.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:40, 20 July 2021

Hey, sorry there were so many errors with that. As you probably figured out, I imported that to use on Coca cola, which you have fixed up nicely in a way that looks good with a different box (thanks!). So now that it's unnecessary I'm cool huffing it. Do I just need to huff the speciesbox template? Or are there a bunch of other templates/modules I should huff too? These are the templates also used on the speciesbox template:
If the template is not used anywhere else we can definitely get rid of it. If we need it we can dig it out of deletion. Just check the links first. Hope this helps.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:45, 20 July 2021
Ok cool thanks, I'm on it, let me know if I miss anything. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:26, 21 July 2021 (UTC)
Hey, thanks. Sorry to put you to work ;)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:08, 21 July 2021
No worries at all, wasn't hard. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:40, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

WIP pages

Can you huff pages in Category:Work in progress? There are too many and some have been there since may. Willy on wheels (talk) 12:05, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey Willy, yeah I can do that. I’ll try and do it soon, but I’ll be really busy today. Tonight at the latest. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:01, 22 July 2021 (UTC)
Alright I took a quick glance and huffed one so far. I'll get through all of them later, and I'll probably end up userfying a lot of them rather than huffing them since some of them are still not that old and created by users with accounts as opposed to random IP's. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:24, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

Penny for your thoughts

When no item in a bulleted list is a complete sentence, none gets a period; when they're all complete sentences (implied theys count), they all get periods; when the list is inconsistent, [I] punt (consistently if possible) and then review capitalization. ¶That two cents is all I got toward "[somebody] liked it better the other way". ¶My two-bit opinion of wholesale Undos is, obviously, moot. --Brogo13 (talk) 22:51, 23 July 2021 (UTC)

K, you're right that a bunch of others in that list shouldn't have periods, I went ahead and removed them. I must admit that I'm still having trouble understanding you. If you're wondering why I sometimes undo your entire edit, it's likely because the edit consisted of some bad wording changes with a few spacing changes that could go either way. In that case, I might as well just click undo cuz that fixes the bad wording changes, and the spacing doesn't really matter. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:04, 23 July 2021 (UTC)

I just lurk here.

FAs are by definition, not chance, well-vetted and already have your attention. Why not, f'rinstance, the fact that Uncyclopedia's quotation templates render “curly” quotes? Or the difference between a Coconut™ phone and a mere radio? Or that "Rev." is etymologically vague (the reverent, the revered, the holy)? Or which onlys go where? Or even that fact-checkers are people too? All seriousness aside, of course.

My lurking/working – call it voluntary effort – is absolutely unnecessary. You're welcome. --Brogo13 (talk) 16:56, 24 July 2021 (UTC)

Ok, once AGAIN, I am very confused by what you're saying. Are you intentionally being confusing with the way you word your messages and the way you bring up irrelevant shit? Let me spell it out for you, again. Thank you for your constructive contributions. Some of the things you've done here have helped. You make a lot of changes to the spacing in the source content. That's, um, not terrible? I guess. But it also doesn't significantly improve anything. And as I've said, a lot of the times you've changed the wording of articles, you've made them less funny. Hell, you even started an edit war trying to remove/change a big part of a featured article. Cut this shit out, and get off your high horse with your "selfless contribution" and "You're welcome." crap. This is your last warning. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:03, 24 July 2021 (UTC)
I just reiterated five suggestions (curlies, coconuts, revs, onlys, and thats) about the Obama article. Please elaborate on each one as to whether you find it confusing or irrelevant or shit or non-constructive – or even remotely related to "funny".
Meanwhile ... --Brogo13 (talk) 20:55, 24 July 2021 (UTC)
Please indent your responses on talk pages. I don't see what the problem is with curly quotes in a quotation template. I guess go ahead and change the capitalization of coconut if you must. Rev. is not vague, it means Reverend, none of the other things you said. A lot of the times when you move the word only you also slightly change the emphasis of something, making the article less funny. I don't know what "thats" you're talking about. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:29, 25 July 2021 (UTC)
←aight→ “A curly” isn't per se "a problem", likewise the pasta strofe, but I'm all about consistency – Mr. Mister, his sister Mrs. Mizzizz, and his neice Ms. Mizz not so much. You only changed changed only the emphasis? That stinking thing ... What? Er, no, Hon, I didn't mean "that", I meant to whom an odor is ascribed. But[t] the diaper's still ... Shit. --Brogo13 (talk) 15:08, 25 July 2021 (UTC)
What are you even saying??? I am seriously having trouble understanding you. You need to start writing in a way that makes sense if you want to contribute here. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:43, 25 July 2021 (UTC)

Willy on Wheels has arrived on wikifur

look at the article before the furries delete it https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Willy_on_Wheels there are several WoW backup accounts so we're not going down without a fight – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

Lol thanks for spreading the spirit of Willy on Wheels around the Internet! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 03:53, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Congratumilations

A perfect 1st place win! WELL DESERVED! Great article worthy of featuring ShabiDOO 20:11, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Shabidoo! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:28, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Turns out we were both wrong

This girl = 3rd best pony. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:56, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

LIES!! I've never been wrong. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:07, 28 July 2021 (UTC)
[1] --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:08, 28 July 2021 (UTC)
I will not keep calm in the face of Fluttershy slander!! And I always speak the truth. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:09, 28 July 2021 (UTC)
Too bad, Pinkie Pie is adorable and Rarity is a Princess! >:3 --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:45, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

A real email

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A real email. God help us.

I hope this is satire. Also, I am the proud owner of the email penisman@national.shitposting.agency. (my irl name is not robert) Willy on wheels (talk) 02:16, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

Hey Willy on wheels, so, are you saying that someone used the “Email this user” link to send that to you? And is it just a random quora page? Or is there something I’m missing? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:54, 29 July 2021 (UTC)
The big chungus Willy on wheels (talk) 10:38, 29 July 2021 (UTC)
Oh, I'll be honest I didn't know what that was either lol, but I wouldn't be worried if I saw it on my kid's phone or anything smh (and my son is still a baby so I got some time before that all starts). People are crazy these days, no doubt. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 14:36, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

Abuse Filter just randomly triggered while trying to create page

Hi. I was trying to write an article, but when I tried to save my edit the abuse filter was triggered and I don't remember doing anything wrong. 205.213.208.200 (talk) 15:10, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

Well, it does look like you might have actually been on the right path this time. I'm guessing the filter stopped you because of all the times you tried to add the word "viagra"... I recommend you create an account. Once you get to autoconfirmed status (10 non-crap edits and 4 days), you should be able to create more articles. In the meantime, I'll go ahead and create it, but if it remains a very short article for too long, it will be deleted. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:57, 29 July 2021 (UTC)
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