User talk:Apookykorah

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A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭

"In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!"

Note that both the Chiniзe and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

Please excuse the random shit on my talk page.

Welcome Bitch![edit]

Hello, Apookykorah, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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Apookykorah (talk) 14:13, 15 April 2021 (UTC)Wikipedia sucks, they blocked me from editing my own talk page. Wikipedia can fuck off. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Apookykorah (talk • contribs)

Ra Ra Rasputin.

Notice- PornHub Team[edit]

Please be aware that an article you created has been admitted into the Intensive Care Unit. Please try to take care of it so as to prevent it from dying a horrible death. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 18:29, 26 March 2021 (UTC)


Apookykorah (talk) 14:21, 20 April 2021 (UTC)Communism ☭

Please make sure to sign your comments on things by using four tildes (~), or by using the signature button at the top of the page. Thanks! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 19:46, 19 April 2021 (UTC)

--Apookykorah (talk) 18:12, 27 April 2021 (UTC)In Soviet Russia, comments sign you!

Vladimir Putin[edit]

--Apookykorah (talk) 14:11, 26 April 2021 (UTC)Vladimir Putin is the only person who can ride a bear


--Apookykorah (talk) 18:06, 27 April 2021 (UTC)Cock and Ball Torture Cock and Ball Torture Oh my god! You're going to hell!

Can someone make a CBT article?


--Apookykorah (talk) 18:32, 27 April 2021 (UTC)Die


--Apookykorah (talk) 17:31, 4 May 2021 (UTC)Wikipedia sucks cock, those moderators are assholes at Wikipedia

Yoshi will blow your ass up!

The assholes at Wikipedia don't have funny articles

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Isn't it awesome that there's NO MOTHERFUCKING RESTRICTION?

Screw copyright claims, there's NO MOTHERFUCKING RESTRICTION here!


Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year: Cyka Blyat

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Notification: Blocked[edit]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 30 days for logging out in order to vandalize Uncyclopedia in such an ungrandiose manner. Y'know, I can see you! Only justifiable excuse I can think of is something akin to w:WP:BROTHER. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may request an unblock by adding {{unblock|your reason here}} below.  Cassandra  (talk) 23:12, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:26, 18 June 2021 (UTC)