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I made a page do not delete it

I made a page do not delete it – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohnoitspeyton (talk • contribs)

K they’re really short. At the very least they’ll get tagged. I’d recommend expanding them to avoid deletion. MrX blow me 01:25, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

Ok Ohnoitpeyton (talk) 20:50, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

This guy uploaded a bunch of now unused images.Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:14, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

I’ll take a look later. MrX blow me 23:43, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

Please vote!

Please vote here. It's very important!!! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:55, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm gonna need a little more time for this one. I've been weighing the pros and cons of each option every day since that forum was started but still haven't reached a decision. MrX blow me 20:00, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

Questions from Ohnoitspeyton

Can I also be a admin And protect my page so admis can edit it – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohnoitspeyton (talk • contribs)

K, a couple things. When writing on a talk page, if you're asking new questions or bringing up a new topic, please click "Add topic" at the top to create a new section to help organize everything. Also be sure to indent your posts by typing colons (:). Then when you're done, please be sure to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~).

As for admin, the rules and procedures for adminship can be found at UN:VFS. I can not simply make anyone an admin. First they have to be voted for during an election period, and then a bureaucrat (which I am not) has to change their user group.

About your new articles, you've got some potential with them, but I recommend you stop creating short articles in main space. Otherwise they'll be tagged and possibly deleted. If you want, you can create them in your user space by titling them User:Ohnoitspeyton/Article name, and then you can write almost anything and take almost as long as you want. Let me know if you have any other questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:23, 1 May 2022 (UTC)

ok – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohnoitspeyton (talk • contribs)

duderino

Hey duderino...when you have a chance could we go over site notices and VFH? ShabiDOO 11:16, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

Congrats Shabidoo! Yes, I should have time now, and semi sporadically today. Site notices are fairly straight forward, please feel free put up a new one. The best way to do that is to go to Template:Sitenotice banner and change it, then go to MediaWiki:Sitenotice id and increase the number by one, that will make the site notice pop up for anyone who has dismissed the last one. I'm not the best person to ask about VFH, the instructions there are fairly clear, but I always feel a little uncomfortable when I do it, and one time a while ago I kinda screwed it up. The most important part is to purge the cache, it says so in the instructions, just don't forget that part, like I once did smh.

Please let me know if you have any questions regarding this stuff or anything else, and I should be able to respond fairly promptly. Cheers and congrats again! MrX blow me 15:29, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

Thanks MrX. My balls are absolutely swelling over the enormous power I now have! Where are those instructions for VFH? ShabiDOO 16:22, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

Uuuuuummmmmm, god dammit, I think it pops up when you start featuring an article by changing the template on the article’s VFH page. If you look at my contribs, on March 23rd I featured Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time, and I didn’t mess that one up. You could also look at HowTo:Spell Volodymyr Zelenskyy, which I think was featured by Kakun. There is a fairly important step in the process that you’ll want to copy that involves copying and pasting a code for the preserved featured version, so just look back at what we did if you’re thinking of featuring Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice, which you should, we should definitely feature it by now, and it might as well be you. Let me know if you have any other questions, and I might give a better answer. Hope this hasn’t been too confusing lol. MrX blow me 17:04, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

And yes, the enlarged balls is just one of the perks :) MrX blow me 17:06, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

I'd really like to do that, but I think the process is a little more involved. Perhaps tomorrow we could go over this via discord? I am free as of 16.00 UTC. If not tomorrow then maybe on Saturday? ShabiDOO 11:07, 4 May 2022 (UTC)

Those days are both tough for me unfortunately, otherwise I’d be happy to. Plus someone more experienced than me would be better to help you, since this is one aspect of adminning that I still struggle with. Monday at that time works for me tho. MrX blow me 15:02, 4 May 2022 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: Nice job! Sorry I couldn’t be of more help, and I’m glad PF4Eva was able to help. The site notice is really a lot easier. Just edit that template and then increase the counter. MrX blow me 02:43, 7 May 2022 (UTC)

What happened to my page

Restore it Ohnoitpeyton (talk) 18:25, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Well, hello to you too. When your block expires, try asking a little nicer, and I'll consider putting it in your user space. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:09, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Sorry for the event

Yes I'm block on Wikipedia Ohnoitpeyton (talk) 22:56, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

No worries, and it's fine that you're blocked on Wikipedia, like me :) MrX blow me 23:04, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Timmy Turner

There’s a penis under that skirt 😏—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:03, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

That's good to know lol. MrX blow me 23:06, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: is this a good article?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:27, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes I think it’s funny! Maybe not quite VFH material yet, but it’s a good article. MrX blow me 00:35, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Oy! Thanks, mate!!!!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:36, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 01:56, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Sporking

I would like to know if it is allowed to spork pages written by editors who haven't edited in a long time (such as the false MrX) and bring them to the Spoon or something like that. Adopting such pages and bringing them to your userspace is one thing (that I've done before), and I know that you can spork if the author gives permission, but this is another case entirely as the author is unreachable (technically, that happened to Kitten Huffers Anonymous too, but the case is a little less grey to me since the article was written by an IP over a decade ago). As this was asked due to an article written by your predescessor, I am asking you and not PF4Eva, just for this joke. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:54, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Who’s my predecessor? And to answer your question, basically no. If we don’t have permission from the author, we don’t copy articles. Really tho why would we copy other people’s articles? Normally articles are only imported from the spoon by the authors themselves. MrX blow me 15:14, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

The other MrX. Thanks for answering! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:54, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 01:15, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

Happy birthday!

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:11, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 20:26, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Have you ever heard of a “fat inkeeper worm”?

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:30, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

No, I can’t say that I have. What is it? MrX blow me 16:31, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

Google it! They’re very interesting animals! ;)—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 16:33, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

Have you googled it yet? @MrX:—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:04, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

Lol wow that picture of a sea otter eating one is crazy. MrX blow me 20:30, 14 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes they remind me of all the rude videos I’ve seen. -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:15, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

How do you make text white?

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:09, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Hmm, I’m actually not sure. Someone like Cassie might know. I’ll try to find out. MrX blow me 03:06, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Nevermind, figured it out myself. I like to watch PH videos.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:08, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Can I upload censored rule34?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:12, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that should be fine. MrX blow me 03:58, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: File:Naughty Timmy.jpeg hehe-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 04:23, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Anything pornographic could potentially be a problem, but that will probably be fine. MrX blow me 04:29, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Your mission in life is continuing.

Right over here. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:57, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Thanks, and feel free to have at it, but Gale5050 ruined that for me a long time ago when he started copying and pasting hundreds (or probably more) of numbers at a time. MrX blow me 14:42, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Gale is, for our intents and purposes... dead. (Sorry, Gale, if you're reading this! I know what being banned is like, and it is terrible.) JJPMaster has gone inactive, and so has Cassie. It looks like I happen to be the last idiot trying to continue this. I'm thinking of downscaling things a little, maybe bringing the goal down to 5 million, but disallow bots, scripts, and egregious usage of copypaste. It should be similar to the old times of this counting game, except we have less people doing it. I mean... if we can enforce rules on an article that is currently being made one character per edit, why not this as well? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:24, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I know. And if you wanna enforce the rules there, go ahead. Let me know if I need to protect any pages or anything. But sadly, my heart is no longer in it. MrX blow me 05:04, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

I think we need to decide if rules should actually be put in place there first. I think I can hack up the CTAB template to tell said rules, but I don't know if I can decide something like that. Maybe put in some sort of poll? (Though that probably won't work. Last times I made a poll, almost nobody actually voted. With the HHPWCF, too many new options were added, and with the WikiTrout/Whale, nobody voted.) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:26, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Well it's just that this type of thing doesn't need a poll. What Gale5050 did was obviously against the rules, just like almost everything he did was obviously fucking obnoxious and detrimental to Uncyc (but someone was trying to work with him to avoid losing an active user, it was a misguided and ultimately futile effort, but anyway). You can just go ahead and start, and then if there's any problem, which I doubt there will be, then we can decide if any sort of action is necessary. MrX blow me 16:53, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

What state/country are you from?

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:27, 15 May 2022 (UTC) @MrX: @MrX:

It’s on my user page :) MrX blow me 21:50, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

What state?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:28, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

The best state. It’s kinda close cuz we have the worst government and taxes (or close to the worst). But all in all it’s still the best. California. MrX blow me 23:57, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

You’re uncircumcised. I know it because magic!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:27, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

@MrX:

MrX comes from and lives on Earth. Case closed. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:32, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes, Earth, CA. And actually I am circumcised, so, doubt it matters much here but meh lol. MrX blow me 05:06, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

You most likely were not born there—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:14, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

I find cut to be nasty—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:30, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Ok. MrX blow me 18:36, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Goodnight

——🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:51, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Good night. MrX blow me 05:07, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

チイェネ

wwwwwww-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:43, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

Um, what? lol MrX blow me 01:42, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

penis in Ainu lmao! Yours is gross because it’s circumcised-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:03, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Perhaps we could refrain from talking about other user's penisal status. WohMi Speaketh Here! 02:16, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Lol yes. I mean it’s funny, but a bit much, the joke has gone stale, time for some fresh material. MrX blow me 02:29, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

PENISAL LMAO GOOFY AHH-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:31, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Sexual jokes are VERY unfunny to me. Please stop, or else, whale. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:17, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Sex jokes would've been fine if it wasn't for comedians always trying to shove it down my throat Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:55, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Sexual innuendo. MrX blow me 04:58, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Lmao yep. I don't mind sex jokes, and neither does my partner, actually she really likes them uwu. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:02, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Timmy Turner is from California

He is uncircumcised-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:26, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

That’s nice. MrX blow me 22:34, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

it smells nice—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:34, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

I’m sure it does. MrX blow me 22:40, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

https://open.spotify.com/track/7bbYWwfYdOpFx2lcmq1I8q?si=9Ljggsu-QayClqfciZtqUw —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:40, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Kind of a cool song! MrX blow me 22:44, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

I like to have fun with my Timmy plush!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:52, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

HELP

While creating Template:Multitrout, I ended up trying to copy in the Wikipedia template. That... failed! Badly! I was able to make the template, but I now have the failed Template:Superimpose2 on my hands... help? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:56, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

What's the problem? Sorry if this is a stupid question. MrX blow me 17:08, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

ban the horse-huggers!

#SaveUncyclopedia! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:25, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

I saw this. Still contemplating my vote. I might have to sleep on this one. MrX blow me 23:05, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

And thank you for adding that breathtaking painting to my user page! MrX blow me 23:07, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

MrX, you do know that YOU are one of the targets, right? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:24, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I do, but I must separate my emotions from my decision. MrX blow me 00:57, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I vandalised Wikipedia

-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:26, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Way to go! 👍 MrX blow me 00:05, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

ARandomPage vandalised my user page

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:18, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I feel the hurt. MrX blow me 01:23, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I spammed Wikipedia with phimosis pictures and they had to put blocks on the pictures so they couldn’t be used to vandalise!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:57, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Niiiiice. MrX blow me 04:38, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I got banned from Wikipedia yay!

-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:28, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Congrats!! MrX blow me 01:55, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

W... why did you vandalize Wikipedia? What did they ever do to you? ... and, why'd you congratulate her, MrX? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:16, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Cause it’s gangster mate!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:37, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Two things. First, it isn't! Second, ever read Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless? Fourth. This is a signature. It exists! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:34, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes it is gangsta. Why wouldn't one vandalize Wikipedia? It helps out humanity and creates good karma. What did they do to Crocotta (or anyone)? They did every bad thing in the world to every good person in the world. MrX blow me 04:42, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

... then I am one of the bad people, it seems. SO BE IT! THE GREAT UN-WIKIPEDIA CONFLICT OF 2022 HAS BEGUN! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:46, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Bring it. MrX blow me 04:55, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah mate!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 14:12, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

I've already made my first strike. Let's see what you have. Template creation? Userpage vandalism? Wet trouts? Bringing in the Unnamed Space? Sending this to Wikipedia?.. no thanks. Let's keep this conflict within Uncyclopedia. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:14, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

anyway i'm going to go to sleep now. see you when i wake up. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:16, 19 May 2022 (UTC)

⭐ Tfotvbm Xfu Iboekpc! Hjsmgsjfoe Qmfbtft Cg Xijmf If Qfft. Tp Obvhiuz!

Great video mate!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:28, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Um, what? Lol MrX blow me 00:29, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

It’s a video title in a secret code lmfao! You’ll never figure it out!!!!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:38, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

What in the Uncyclopedias is this?.. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:02, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: it’s shifted alphabet. IDGAF if you translate it lamo!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:16, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Hmmmmmmmm… MrX blow me 01:48, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

@MrX:Wot?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:49, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

I’m deciphering. MrX blow me 02:09, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to decipher this stuff. Also, Crocotta, please tone down the pings. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:24, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

The pings are fine. MrX blow me 02:51, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Oh I see. Yes I'm sure that would make a great video. MrX blow me 04:45, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Please tell me what it is! Or perhaps just give me a clue. That'd also help. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:57, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Crocotta already left a big clue. MrX blow me 04:58, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to actually decipher this. Could I just get 1 deciphered word out? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:08, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Trust me, it's really easy to figure it out. I wasn't actually deciphering when I first said I was, I was doing other stuff. Once I sat down to figure it out it took me less than 5 minutes. MrX blow me 05:12, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

It's not. I just tried to figure it out and failed by a lot. Can I PLEASE just get another clue? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:04, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

Update: I FOUND IT. AND I AM POSTING THE REAL THING HERE!... wait, nah. It's another of Crocotta's damned dirty jokes. Very well then. I'll give you something better soon! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 06:08, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

This appears to be a ROT1 cipher. The text is ⭐ Sensual Wet Handjob! Girlfriend Pleases Bf While He Pees. So Naughty!. Use dcode.fr :D 37.19.200.18 (talk) 23:49, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Feminisim issue

This guy is an unfeministic FUCKING SHITHEAD! FUCK YOU, WIFE-BEATING MORON! MAY A BUS RUN YOU OVER! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.237.21.218 (talk • contribs)

Yes, that’s nice, cheers to you too. MrX blow me 03:59, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

What?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:35, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

"Wife-beating" - https://www.loveisrespect.org/resources/am-i-abusive-too-the-myth-of-mutual-abuse/ 37.19.200.18 (talk) 23:51, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Reunification

It's not just the spoon stopping it. It's also the pages themselves and the community. For example, a page that exists in both Uncycs but is dramatically different depending on version would spell some problems. Even with mostly-similar pages (like FAs), it'd take a really long time to mix the two versions even with a team more active than me. With the community, the two wikis have grown so, so far apart that an attempt at merging them would have rather disastrous results. Thus, I believe that the Uncyclopedias, sadly, cannot reunite. Best we can do is to not cause any more drama. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:58, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

K. It’s them, not us, but whatever. MrX blow me 13:42, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

Me and Timmy had fun last night!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:58, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

That kinda misses my point, but nevermind. While I'm here, I want to mention that Crocotta1 has broken her UN:OFFICE sanctions recently by creating 3 pages (1 is allowed per day) and 6 (was it 7? I'm too lazy to check) images (3 allowed per day) in one day. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:05, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

No, you’re kinda missing the point. We all know there will be many logistical issues with reunification. We’re willing to work on them, the spoon is not. I’m aware that Crocotta has technically been in violation of her sanctions. Unlike before, she hasn’t really created any problems. Still, I’ll leave her a message soon. MrX blow me 14:43, 22 May 2022 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: after reviewing Crocotta's office sanctions, I don't think anything is necessary. I'll try to give you a brief but thorough recap of what went down. A long time ago, Crocotta was creating tons of almost pointless pages, but they still were a good faith attempt at comedy (albeit for a very esoteric audience). Part of the problem was that these pages had very long titles with large foreign characters that basically broke the recent changes page. There was also some talk page blanking. None of these problems are happening anymore. If Crocotta actually does something disruptive, let me know, and I'll deal with it, blocking if necessary. It should also be pointed out that the sanctions had extremely long blocks for small infractions, and they were implemented the same time that Gale5050 was being an absolute fucktard with virtual impunity. He was actually being disruptive for no benefit whatsoever, he was intentionally being disruptive but basically never getting blocked, while Crocotta was actually trying to be funny, just in a sorta reckless way. I hope this clears some things up. Please let me know if you have any other questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:54, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Yes, this does clear things up. Cheers! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:35, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

Cheers indeed! MrX blow me 07:33, 24 May 2022 (UTC)

Do you remember that really funny article that was trying to get featured?

It was really long and was like a movie, it was like this big adventure. I had a blast reading it, but it never got features and got deleted. It was from last year—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:34, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

No, sorry, can't remember, do you have any more information about it? Am I the one who deleted it? What was it about? Was it actually nominated at VFH? I can hack it up for you, but I need a little more info to go on. MrX blow me 17:35, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

it was written like the transcript to an action adventure comedy movie, the article was incredibly long. They went into some random person’s house to hide.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:56, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

K, I think you'll have to find it. Go to Special:Log and put your username in "Performer", then you should be able to see all pages created by that username, even if they were huffed. Once I have the article title, I can hack it up and put it in your user space. MrX blow me 17:59, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

that really sucks because I don’t know who created it. https://pin.it/7E8IBXV -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:02, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

Was it ever actually nominated for VFH? MrX blow me 18:06, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

It might have been IDK? -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:33, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

K well if you can think of the title I’ll hack it up for you. MrX blow me 02:06, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

Did you hear about the horrible shit that happened in Texas /srs

Mate, wtf is wrong with people?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:09, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

what west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 16:45, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

How the fuck do you not know, it was all over the news!?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:39, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes, terrible and tragic. MrX blow me 18:18, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

I don't read or watch news. Unless it's UnNews, in which case I have a low chance of reading it. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:18, 26 May 2022 (UTC)

I just realised how bad Timmy has it

He is constantly ignored by his parents, physically abused by his baby sitter, Vicky, there is implied sexual abuse from Tootie and Trixie, he is bullied at school, he is failing in school, and other characters have better parents than him. —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 19:44, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that sounds bad, but to be honest, I'm not really familiar with that show. MrX blow me 20:57, 25 May 2022 (UTC)

Confession

I not from ukay -~~crocotta🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk)

No worries. MrX blow me 00:31, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Timmy mmmmm-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:45, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Insert generic comet shaming you about your love of cartoon characters here. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:37, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Scared

Poop Poopyyybuttt6 (talk) 15:56, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Uh huh. MrX blow me 16:09, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Deez

Nutz

…. GOTEEM Poopyyybuttt6 (talk) 15:57, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

Um, yes? MrX blow me 16:10, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

dudes probably some 10 year old who discovered the "edit" feature at school Your Mother (talk) 16:21, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

Yeah. MrX blow me 17:08, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

pity, i would at least try to be funny rather than make a terrible deez nuts and poop joke, even a 4th grader wouldn't laugh at that Your Mother (talk) 22:58, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

Vote to save Uncyclopedia!

Do it, Mr! The fate of The Content-Free Encyclopedia depends on it! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:20, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm still contemplating my vote, the pressure is getting to me, it may take me a while, too important to be so willy nilly with this one. MrX blow me 22:27, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

i'm confused, whats this hullabaloo about? Your Mother (talk) 22:59, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

Very important stuff in the Forum:Ban the REAL horse-huggers. MrX blow me 23:00, 31 May 2022 (UTC)

this wiki needs an article

[1] They're just too fucking funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:39, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

Oh woooooow lol. Definitely needs to get ripped on here, we should sing their praises, put them on a pedestal next to Conservapedia. MrX blow me 18:49, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

The fact that it is literally called SJW wiki makes it even funnier. Also, much like Conservapedia, they have no idea what they're talking about. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:04, 7 June 2022 (UTC)

Exactly! MrX blow me 16:06, 7 June 2022 (UTC)

So... how exactly are we gonna go around parodying this site? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:36, 9 June 2022 (UTC)

There's a lot of ways, I don't have anything too specific myself yet tho. MrX blow me 05:28, 9 June 2022 (UTC)

It indeed looks very funny, hmm Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:50, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Vote successful

The forum ended automatically with most voting for. Mind doing the honors before The Hobo Queen Two does? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:43, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

I'm on it. MrX blow me 20:49, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 21:01, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 6 minutes for liking Fluttershy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop liking Fluttershy. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 20:53, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

The chinese uncyclopedia appears to have moved

it appears to be on miraheze now. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:19, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

Interesting and good to know, thanks. I was actually thinking about making a few edits there, but when I looked at the one that's still part of Uncyclomedia, the articles I wanted to add things too hadn't been created. I'll take a look at this one. MrX blow me 14:46, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

I'm glad to see that their English language link comes back here, even though they're on Miraheze, pretty cool. MrX blow me 14:48, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

The wiki's official. It's on Uncyclopedia.info. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:39, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

Hmm, ok, we might wanna fix something. If you go to a page like United States or Mexico and click on the Chinese link, it still takes you to uncyclopedia.hk, which is fine cuz it's still active. Maybe they split similar to us or something? Maybe we should also have a link to the miraheze site? MrX blow me 18:04, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

And I just tried to look at recent changes on the miraheze site, but it's restricted to members, which isn't great. MrX blow me 18:07, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia.hk is for cantonese, uncyclopedia.miraheze.org is for various chinese languages, uncyclopedia.tw is for tradtional chinese. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:48, 9 June 2022 (UTC)

Then we should definitely change the link that says 汉语 if it’s for cantonese. MrX blow me 13:55, 9 June 2022 (UTC)

ffffffffffffff

Can you hack up ? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:01, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 16:05, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

lol diabetes

[2] --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:53, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Haha cute. MrX blow me 21:30, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Happy Birthday

Was checking out the article fucking again and saw my edit was reverted, checked out your userpage and I see it's your birthday today! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Firestar9990 (talk • contribs)

Thaaanks! MrX blow me 22:03, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Oh yeah and that "no adult content" thing on that page is a joke, that's why I reverted the edit. However if you still think that the article would be better without that quote (it does kinda have a lot), go ahead and remove it again. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:05, 16 June 2022 (UTC)

Happy notbirthday

I realized your userbox isn't real, but happy birthday. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 37.19.200.18 (talk • contribs)

MrX blow me 17:06, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

BRICKED

You have been bricked from editing for a period of until you permanently ban EVERYONE involved in the HHPWCF for not permanently banning everyone involved in the HHPWCF. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop not permanently banning everyone involved in the HHPWCF. Thaaanks! --ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:46, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

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Psshh. MrX blow me 17:28, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

ICU template

Is it possible to make a category for expired ICUs that the template automatically adds the page into if the expiration on the ICU is reached? I know your userbox is able to detect the current date, so it might be possible Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:15, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

We already have that. Expired ICUs are automatically put in the expired section of uncyclopedia:Maintenance/ICU. MrX blow me 23:42, 17 June 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense, cool Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:37, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

cool image

I want to add this to as many pages as possible. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:30, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

I mean it’s kinda funny. MrX blow me 02:05, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

The image doesn't really seem funny to me, but who knows what sort of thing this image will be put in. Definitely nothing I'd write, that's for sure. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:44, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

I mean it is funny, I'm a fan of memes, but I'm not really a fan of memes in Uncyc articles. They look better (more "encyclopedic") with no text in the image, but the same/similar stuff written below in the description. MrX blow me 05:19, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

I made one without text Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 02:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Good job Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:18, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Nice. MrX blow me 05:11, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I improved Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:I_just_don%27t_like_it&oldid=1093667859 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Microsoft for POTUS (talk • contribs)

Hahaha love it!! MrX blow me 05:05, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

finally someone with a sense of humor :D Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:53, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Hate it! Definitely not because I'm a Wikipedian. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:48, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Aw man! It seems funny to me! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:53, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

It is funny, I loved it, please keep up the good work! MrX blow me 05:20, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks!Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:21, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

IP editor vandalism

Unsure the proper place to report these things, but User:184.94.162.123 decided to add some creative text to SCP Foundation saying "i farted". Keep an eye out 👁️ Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:53, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah this is a fine place to report vandals. Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol is good too, tho I wouldn't be too concerned about an IP with just 1 edit, but thanks for the heads up, I'll keep an eye on it. MrX blow me 05:06, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Got it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:22, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Danish interwiki

Could you go change the danish interwiki to the new website? 12:51, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeeeeeessssss, ummmm, I should be able to. Let me figure out how, or find someone who already knows how, and thanks for letting us know about the new website! Now I just need to learn Danish... MrX blow me 05:07, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

I know how. You just go to Special:Interwiki and change the interwiki you want to change. In this case it´s da: that needs to be changed. 09:33, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Ok, I don't have an edit button there, so I'm not sure what to do. I've pasted this convo over to User talk:Lyrithya, hopefully she can help, tho it might be something that needs to be changed on MediaWiki. MrX blow me 05:26, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. 08:11, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Need second opinion: is this funny?

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=UnNews%3ADigital_popstar_on_the_loose_assaulting_people_with_a_leek&type=revision&diff=6161409&oldid=6161240

I can't tell if this is funny or just stupid. Seems a bit more stupid to me but I don't have much taste in humor. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:13, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

It's funny. It probably wouldn't top any polls for funniest thing ever, but it's funny, maybe a little more bizarre than other stuff here, but it has potential. MrX blow me 05:22, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Got it, thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:28, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 05:39, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Well, it's funnier than what was there before. I mostly second MrX on this, though I have a slightly lower opinion on it than he does. Oh well, funniness standards are different for each person. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:15, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Ye, not sure what to add into it given that it is all patented nonsense. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:29, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

June 2022

Thank you for your contributions, but please remember that Uncyclopedia isn't a place for walkthroughs, cheats, lists of game content or detailed instructions on how to play a game without being comedic. This is actually in RedWarn lmao, I wonder what it is that led to Wikipedia having to add this Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:42, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Haha okay. You wonder? I can tell you what led to Wikipedia adding _______: more bureaucracy. MrX blow me 06:06, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:07, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

What about removing _______? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:27, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

The removal of ________ no doubt required an exhaustingly bureaucratic procedure. MrX blow me 05:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Less bureaucracy. Or the article/essay/whatever sucks. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 21:55, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:16, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

Can I blank the entirety of Wikipedia by removing bureaucracy? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:11, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Please do attempt to blank that hell hole. MrX blow me 05:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, got it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:37, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

@Microsoft for POTUS: I mean, maybe not this. JJP_Master 02:13, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Lol wow that section of that what wikipedia is not bullshit is just so orwellian. There are a lot of editors, especially admins, who are only on wikipedia for the wikidrama and bureaucracy and never contribute to mainspace articles. MrX blow me 05:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

True! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:37, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

@JJPMaster: got it! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Nah. The articles themselves, as well as humor, would be largely unaffected by the removal of bureaucracy. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:35, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Do you have any other good ways to screw up Wikipedia? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:41, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Let me check... hmm. In my manual for screwing up Wikipedia, there's only one word. "Don't". ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:09, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Your manual is clearly outdated and generally inaccurate. Hang on. MrX blow me 05:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, here's the updated version of my manual.

"Step 1: Move pages to {{PAGENAME}} ON WHEELS!

Step 2: Get banned.

Step 3: Get bored and stop vandalizing Wikipedia."

What do you think of my new manual? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:16, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

It sucks, you'll get banned too quickly and I don't have the money for botnets and residential proxies. I want to do the funny for as long as possible. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:53, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Everything looks good except for step 3. MrX blow me 20:51, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Maybe change step 3 to "ban evade"? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:04, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Here are some good ways to screw up help and contribute to wikipedia. Redirects are more likely to go unnoticed by editors while seen by readers. MrX blow me 05:20, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:39, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I undid my changes, but damn, I had redirected the page about Cellebrite to the page about malware, and I managed to redirect the page about the Central Bureau of Investigation in India to the page about corruption. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:31, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

IP edit

Are these changes funny or just stupid? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=John_Adams&type=revision&diff=6161500&oldid=6161446 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:51, 19 June 2022 (UTC)

I'd say they were a little of both. Funny but also stupid, neither leaving them nor reverting them is a bad decision. Perhaps some aspects of those edits could be readded to improve the article. Or not. MrX blow me 05:22, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, thanks Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:38, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

The UnSignpost

Now Delivered Trendily Late!

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.------------

Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

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ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

• Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
• Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
• Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
• Not bothering to finish either of their articles
• Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
• Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
• Stealing the UnSignpost
• Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
• Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

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From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:03, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Haha nice! I like it! Thanks and good job! MrX blow me 05:24, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

funny rate

Is this guy's edit funny or stupid, and should I revert it? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=High_School_Kids&curid=284850&diff=6161561&oldid=6141031 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

(originally sent to arandompage)

Update: I have determined they are adding patented nonsense to pages, such as at panties. Actually, the IP at 2607:FB90:834C:7C70:CE6B:90E3:C47:C950 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser had done the same thing as them a bit earlier. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:40, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

From ARandomPage:

Is this guy's edit funny or stupid, and should I revert it? https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=High_School_Kids&curid=284850&diff=6161561&oldid=6141031 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Part of it was funny-ish. The other wasn't. I've dealt with this myself since there were grammar mistakes there (no seriously). ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:33, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, thanks. More discussion of this over at User talk:MrX. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:41, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:52, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Similar to before, those edits were good and funny, but also removable. MrX blow me 05:25, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Alright, makes sense. I think I may have been a bit too rude to the new user, sorry if it seemed like I was too critical of them on their talk. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:38, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

That's okay, it happens. MrX blow me 20:45, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I'm getting worried.

Your talk page is exploding rather quickly. I'm starting to worry that you'll become this year's Cassie equivalent, being one of, if not the most active admin currently and probably the most likely to burn out. What happened to the other active admins like Shabidoo, PF4, WohMi, and Kakun? Has something happened in somewhere I cannot reach, like Uncyclopedia's Discord? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:58, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Well, I haven't seen anything in the Discord. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:31, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

No nothing has happened and there's nothing to worry about. I wouldn't say my talk page is exploding, certainly not like Cassie's was for a time, and we need to remember that that was ALL Gale5050's doing, he should've been blocked long before, but oh well. And don't worry, I'm nowhere near burning out. Shabidoo, PF4Eva, WohMi, and Kakun are all still editing at about their normal paces, except for maybe WohMi, but this could just be a busy time of year or something. MrX blow me 20:48, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I do not believe that saying the large amount of activity on Cassie's talkpage was "ALL Gale5050" is accurate. There are a great number of admin tasks on the wiki that do not get completed without users speaking up to remind an admin, and the most active admin will always bear the brunt of the majority of those reminders. This is a flaw in our administrative system that can be corrected: for example if one admin were responsible for the massive backlog of expired maintenance tags I would know where to post about it rather than making several posts about it on VFD and having Shabidoo straight up lie to me. -- The Zombiebaron 23:30, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

In this case, it was basically all Gale5050. Just look at her talk page archives from about February of 2021 until Gale5050 was blocked. I’ll try to get to those maintenance tags tonight, tomorrow at the latest. MrX blow me 00:58, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

There may have been a disproportionate amount of requests from Gale5050, but if it wasn't Gale making the requests it would have been someone else less diligent. In August 2008 my talkpage was the 4th most edited page on the wiki: this is not a new phenomenon. -- The Zombiebaron 01:16, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Actually most of Gale5050’s requests weren’t done because he was asking for things that were disruptive. I know that an admin’s talk page getting a lot of edits isn’t unusual, but Gale5050 was. MrX blow me 01:49, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Damn, that template is awesome

PF4Eva fell for the user birthday template on Discord:

Morty Berman — Today at 10:11 PM

Congrats. (And Happy Birthday!) Just don't abuse it. 🙂

يد — Today at 10:12 PM

Thaaanks!

Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:13, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Hahaha nicely done! MrX blow me 05:26, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Yep! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:00, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

I have been awake long enough for Microsoft to edit Uncyclopedia, go to sleep, wake up, and again edit Uncyclopedia. Don't worry- it's only around 10:30 p.m. currently where I live. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:26, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Lmaooo Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:23, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

shit

I got banned from the Uncyclopedia Discord after I said I was hacking it. Can I get back in please? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:24, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Doubt it. MrX blow me 05:35, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

But I’ve been wrong before. What was it you were doing? MrX blow me 06:05, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Well, I said I would guess the password of PF4Eva's admin.uncyclopedia.co password, but I was just joking. I got unbanned now. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:24, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Ah ok, but I guess I see why PF4Eva got worried for a sec. I should also note that I'm terribly inept with Discord, and although I probably can ban/unban people on it, I don't even know how. Also, who is "Agent of Gale"? MrX blow me 17:06, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Ah okay. Also, I don't know who Agent of Gale is. What are you referring to? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:24, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Your Discord message. MrX blow me 17:26, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Ooops, I meant user agent, not agent of gale. For example, my user agent is Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:101.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/101.0, because I'm using Firefox on a Linux machine. It's generally based on your web browser and operating system, sometimes with some other information as well. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:32, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Oh I see. Well yeah that's something to consider but there's still nothing conclusive that says Gale5050 has returned. Hopefully he'll stop socking on Wikipedia so they can unblock him and then he'll never even think about us again. MrX blow me 17:37, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah true. I think he'd be so much more productive on Wikipedia. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:43, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, he's obsessed with all their wikidrama and whatnot. MrX blow me 17:44, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

I feel like I should say something here for some reason. JJP_Master 17:55, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Haha by all means. MrX blow me 17:58, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Lol Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:01, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

It appears that not only was he blocked on Wikipedia on one of his sockpuppets indefinitely, he got banned on multiple other Wikimedia foundation projects for doing the exact same thing. Holy shit: https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/Gale5050 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:46, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Also, lately he's been admitting on Wikipedia to having his friends at school work as meatpuppets for him. Perhaps why CU isn't showing up anything certain for that individual you suspect. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:50, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah he's the worst of the worst. A little while ago he also had a friend of his from somewhere try to get me to hack up one of his horrible articles. MrX blow me 18:55, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Damn, that's incredible lmao. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:06, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

I’m thankful

I’m thankful that I was born a Jewish girl and not a boy.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:08, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Cool Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:12, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

I had a very traumatic nightmare recently that my mom gave birth to a boy and they circumcised it in front of me.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:25, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Okay Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:31, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Edits to Hannah article

We reached a consensus on Discord that the edit is dumb:

يد — Today at 8:26 PM

should we keep this edit or no https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Hannah%20Montana&diff=prev&oldid=6162478

Morty Berman — Today at 8:32 PM

Nah. Doesn't seem to have any reason to exist. Now if it were Phil Collins, it would make more sense.

"In the Air Tonight" actually has the line, "Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand," which has led to several urban legends.

يد — Today at 9:20 PM

make sure to message crocotta with info on why you removed it:

given that rollback without reason should only be for vandalism type things

Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:26, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

I wasn’t intending to vandalise, I just thought it was funny.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 04:37, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah that's fine, nobody thought it was vandalism. Also, the whole "only use rollback for vandalism" thing doesn't really apply here. We might have it written in an ignorable policy, but nobody cares. MrX blow me 04:43, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Makes sense, lol. Also, I know you weren't vandalizing, that is why I messaged you, Crocotta. I meant to put this on your wall, not MrX's, but I'm tired and can't think straight. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:44, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

I’m bored, I can’t sleep, I’m gonna watch porn—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 04:46, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Make sure the boys are circumcised. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:47, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

won’t! I like it uncircumcised 🧀!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 04:48, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

That's what my gf said when she saw mine :flushed: Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:50, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

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Text is binary of "I Cum Twice! Lotion on My Tip, Very Loud Grunting, Messy Cumshots" Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:03, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

да, отличный перевод, товарищ!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 05:07, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Lmao Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:10, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

I’m staying at my grandparents house and I think the porn video temporarily killed their wifi, went downstairs looking for the router to restart it and just couldn’t find it. Crikey. It’s working now.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 05:27, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

... ok, lmao Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:31, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late responding. I was showering. If you posted that in Phil Collins and made it about Phil Collins, it would be funnier and in (slightly) better taste. Here, it seems like random borderline cyberbullying (not to put too fine a point on it) and not really funny. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:56, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Serious topic, something I read in a national geographic magazine when I was only 8

I saw a severe form of male Gm that wasn’t even circumcision it was just gm at that point, I don’t remember the specific tribe name, but what they did made me run crying to my parents, I couldn’t really describe it to my parents and couldn’t show them because I already tore out the pages and flushed them down the toilet, they sliced the boys parts down the middle and the two halves were just there dangling, back then I didn’t know how to describe the images I saw, so I just told my parents there was a naked tribal person. As you can see I’m extremely emotionally sensitive to these sorts of things.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 08:25, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Crocotta1... I'd place something about Uncyclopedia not being a place for you to talk about this (though the Discord does have a "vent" channel where you can do this), but they are watching. So here's a different question. Why do you place this stuff in talkpages? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:06, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

If I have kids, I will make sure they're circumcised. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 14:32, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

OH, I see. Go put that in the venting channel on the Discord, I don't think MrX can help. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:34, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah there's not a whole lot that I can say here. Yeah that's horrible, but I'm not sure what I can say or do about it. MrX blow me 15:57, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Yeah same Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:59, 23 June 2022 (UTC)

Useless things from Crocotta

@Cassie: cc you as well. Category:Uncyclopedians who are fans of The Fairly Oddparents and Undictionary:Leathertip don't need to be articles, and this really reminds me of her whole sanctions problem with creating short and unfunny articles. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:33, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Actually these are nothing like the problems that lead to her sanctions, and those page spaces, Undictionary and Category, both often have very short articles/pages due to their nature. Nothing wrong with the length there. I’m pretty sure I’m the only user in a few categories with the sports fan user boxes I created. MrX blow me 02:25, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Oh, I see, doesn't matter then Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:26, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

What about Crocotta placing weird messages on talkpages about her personal life? We can't help with that, and to me, it looks like talkpage clutter. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:01, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Yes it certainly is. I'll try and think of nice way to remind her that while most messages and thoughts and feelings are welcome, sometimes certain things can get a little uncomfortable. Perhaps she should vent on our "The Couch" channel on Discord. Also I wanna point out that this clutter is not a sanctions violation. I understand everyone's concerns, but unlike some other users who have been blocked and whatnot, Crocotta is actually making a lot of good faith attempts at comedy with lots of potential. Cheers. MrX blow me 07:27, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

Wackypedia porn spamming IP

He attacks pages that were recently edited with uncensored rude images, the site is barely monitored anymore “13.37.228.178”—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:14, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

I’m not on wackypedia. MrX blow me 22:16, 26 June 2022 (UTC)

I know, I’m doing my best reverting edits from this person/pornbot. The mods rarely come around anymore.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:05, 27 June 2022 (UTC)

The Deep Ones, such as the myth of Cthulhu, where we try not to lose our minds

Now I know that R'lyeh is probably not all that well-known, how could it be? It's in the ocean and nobody really goes there. At least, not in a sense where they come back without being a stark raving lunatic but, well, I do think that R'lyeh needs its own page here, that is its own identity. And it is in the ocean, and Cthulhu lives there. And just to be on the safe side, should we not pay some kind of acknowledgement to the place? In a proper way, of course!

So is there any way I could create R'lyeh and stop having it redirect to Glitch City? I would let you know the moment I finished such a page. Nacky (talk) 06:22, 27 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Yes of course you can! You can do it now if you'd like. Since I'm not too familiar with these myths, I'll let you and/or others write most of the stuff, but I'm happy to take a look later and see if I can squeeze any more jokes in, if you want of course. Cheers. MrX blow me 14:53, 27 June 2022 (UTC)

So how would I create a page that technically doesn't exist but does?! Ugh I'll ping you when I get that bit to going. And I'm only familiar with the myths and legends of this sort of thing from the basic chatterings about it all. I know it's in the ocean, this R'lyeh. I know that Cthulhu is reportedly there. Or was. Last I heard he was served up as a lobster dinner. Anyway, I don't want to take anyone else's work down. Which is why I worked around that whole Trojan War page that already existed and just added to it and tried to go along with that monstrosity. I have plans to submit the Mount Olympus page beforehand as that is open for the taking. Not to mention that these articles I've been putting up have taken me a while because of other real life things. But I tell you, this site needed a Beetlejuice and Mechagodzilla. Oh and speaking of this stuff, would it be possible to add Weird Ass Tennis into the Tennis template? Nacky (talk) 22:15, 27 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Oh, so just search for R'lyeh, it'll take you to Glitch City, then under the article title it should say "(Redirected from R'lyeh)", and R'lyeh should have a blue link, click that and it'll take you to a page that is mostly blank just saying that it's a redirect, then click edit and remove the redirect. And yes we did need Beetlejuice and Mechagodzilla! And yes, feel free to add Weird Ass Tennis to the tennis template, or I will. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:21, 27 June 2022 (UTC)

Okay I will try that. I think the tennis template is protected...I took a quick peep, yeah it's got its shields on. :p Nacky (talk) 23:03, 27 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

I think it's just extended confirmed protected (we can't get the bluecock working cuz our software is outdated), but I added it anyway. MrX blow me 23:16, 27 June 2022 (UTC)

When you say bluecock, and I see the words blow me, it's like more than four tissues will be needed ;) Nacky (talk) 23:47, 27 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Calm down, Nacky. MrX's placement of the words "blow me" in his signature simply means that he needs you to get some tissues, as he is sick for some reason. That, or he wants you to buy him a fan (a cooling device, not a person) since his region is suffering from a lack of air conditioning. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:13, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Well then! Could I at least interest him in getting into something that would help cool him off? Like those smooth sheets on that comfy bed over there? Of course I would insist that he get nekkid first... Nacky (talk) 00:21, 28 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Lol. MrX blow me 00:54, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Un-protection?

Hey, could you remove the protection from Uncyclopedia:Administrators, please? This is, like, the fourth time I've noticed it's been in need of an update. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:34, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Uuuuuummmmmm………… I dunno. We have legal reasons for that protection. Like DeSantis vetoing a bill that would make it easier for people to sue the government. No joke, DeSantis did that. Republicans need to get the fuck off their high horse and stop pretending to care about freedom. Sorry I was rambling. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. I’m on it. MrX blow me 21:38, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Legal reasons? Like what? Is Wikipedia going to start a flame-war on us just because we removed the protection? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:58, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

Lol no, I was kidding about legal reasons there. MrX blow me 15:42, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 21:39, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks! I updated it and sent a strongly-worded letter to the GOP! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:07, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Nice! MrX blow me 22:08, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

Just FYI, instead of sending a strongly worded letter to politicians, try sending a voodoo doll. Complete with pins already stabbed in it. With a note of being cursed. And that spiders are hungry and look to eat them for dinner. It might not do anything but it does put them in a tizzy. Which is always funny. Nacky (talk) 05:54, 29 June 2022 (UTC)Nacky

Aaahh that'd be nice. MrX blow me 15:43, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Thx

I saw that you kept Geneva Convention instead of just deleting, thank you ,)--Executive (talk) 13:34, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

Fo sho. There's a lot of good material there. Feel free to work on it even tho it's in my user space. Of course, if you'd prefer, I can move it to yours. Just let me know. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:44, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Futurama

Remember the episode when they went to the femdom planet?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 14:24, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Of course, that one's amazing! MrX blow me 15:44, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

I liked it too.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:58, 30 June 2022 (UTC)