User talk:Ohnoitpeyton

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Hi

So, what's up with creating a user page for a nonexistent user? MrX blow me 23:09, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

she did something to me on so cited experts Wikipedia – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohnoitpeyton (talk • contribs)

K, well we don’t usually make pages for that sort of thing. Unless something amazing happens with it very soon, I’m afraid it will be deleted. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 04:19, 29 October 2021 (UTC)

Cheers Ohnoitpeyton (talk) 17:35, 29 October 2021 (UTC)

Test block

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abusing multiple accounts per the evidence presented at Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Walkerdude47. Note that multiple accounts are allowed, but not for illegitimate reasons, and any contributions made while evading blocks or bans may be reverted or deleted. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please read the guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text below the block notice on your talk page: 

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Ohnoitpeyton (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Your reason here Ohnoitpeyton (talk) 19:19, 29 October 2021 (UTC)

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Sysops: You may either unblock the user if they sound convincing, or you can decline the request and send the user to a perfect world where they can think about why their request was declined!

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.  GeneralNotability (talk) 18:50, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

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VFS

Sorry, but VFS is closed until October. Also, no self nominations. MrX blow me 23:21, 3 May 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 day for being a dick. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being a dick. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 19:08, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

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