User talk:WVandZM
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Welcome![edit source]
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Baba[edit source]
Baba still short. Work Also Good Though. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:21, 10 March 2022 (UTC)
thanks![edit source]
me is thank and happy!
--WVandZM (talk) 16:25, 10 March 2022 (UTC)
Signature[edit source]
You might want to create a page like "User:WVandZM/sig" and place "{{SUBST:nosubst|User:WVandZM/sig}}" in your preferences instead of placing your sig directly in the preferences. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:24, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
- Also, add a (non-symbol that doesn't appear on some computers) link to your talk page on the sig. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:34, 5 May 2022 (UTC)
- i think i fixed it | west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 13:11, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
- That works! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:36, 10 May 2022 (UTC)
- i think i fixed it | west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 13:11, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
Signature again[edit source]
Hey, can you please fix your signature? Something about it is making stuff after you not show up on certain pages, like the vfh for Uncyc. Definitely please remove all the colons, they're a problem. There might be other problems too. Thanks. Cheers. MrX blow me 
02:37, 8 May 2022 (UTC)
- done :D | west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 13:12, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
- Awesome thanks! MrX blow me
16:22, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
- To answer your question about your sig still not showing up properly on VFH, it’s cuz of the 2 dashes. For some reason, that messes things up on VFH, so you might wanna remove that too. Annoying, I know. MrX blow me 19:53, 10 May 2022 (UTC)
- successfully done :3 | west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 13:05, 12 May 2022 (UTC)
- To answer your question about your sig still not showing up properly on VFH, it’s cuz of the 2 dashes. For some reason, that messes things up on VFH, so you might wanna remove that too. Annoying, I know. MrX blow me
- Awesome thanks! MrX blow me
UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
DAMMIT.------------
Sandwich of the Month is finally up!
By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
ARandomPage has gone crazy!
By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
- Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
- Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
- Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
- Not bothering to finish either of their articles
- Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
- Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
- Stealing the UnSignpost
- Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
- Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.
Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:21, 20 June 2022 (UTC)
YOU. ARE. AWESOME![edit source]
Guess who's awesome-YOU ARE! Thank you very much for liking and voting for my UnNews article 'City Council Might Not Care'! If I win any money or candy I'll share it with you!
Smuggler 22:56, 9 November 2022 (UTC) in Lost Angeles, CA
Harassment?[edit source]
Hi. I'm extremely sorry if any action I performed came across as harassing another user. That was not my intention. Regards, Smuggler 17:22, 11 November 2022 (UTC)
- Oh, that may have been a test of User:Microsoft for POTUS's script west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 17:30, 11 November 2022 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap Greencat Quark with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:13, 17 November 2022 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Thanks so much for your touches on music video, they were really helpful. ~ Kakun · talk 03:45, 29 December 2022 (UTC)
How?[edit source]
Hello yes I am trying to become a color as well. I see that you are a professional in being a color so I was wondering if I could also be a color. Being a color would increase my effectiveness in steal random peoples userboxes and annoying peoples talkpages. Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 18:47, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]
By ARandomPage
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.------------
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic
I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Hercules (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage is too lazy to make UnSignposts more frequently. Also, he's been on Uncyc for a year now.
Chat Quote Kippy: He ruins comedic flow worse than you!
Hello.[edit source]
i am new here and this place cool Bamber2805 (talk) 07:18, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
improve this page: Byzantium (colour)[edit source]
improve it before icu Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch)10:38, 5 April 2023 (UTC)
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it will be good ig -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:25, 6 April 2023 (UTC)
Expired construction[edit source]
The construction tag on Pizza Tower/Peppino expired. I'm just notifying you of this in case you want to move it to your userspace before I nominate it on QVFD. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:58, 28 April 2023 (UTC)
I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit source]
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You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better! |
Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:30, 26 May 2023 (UTC)