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WARNING: THIS USER HAS MOVED ACCOUNTS. This is Brown9622 letting you know I have moved to, well, Brown9622. Please don't leave a message here; it will most likely not be responded to. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk)(articles)(contribs)· 01:28, 6 October 2023 (UTC)
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Hey, can you please fix your signature? Something about it is making stuff after you not show up on certain pages, like the vfh for Uncyc. Definitely please remove all the colons, they're a problem. There might be other problems too. Thanks. Cheers. MrXblow me 02:37, 8 May 2022 (UTC)
Awesome thanks! MrXblow me 16:22, 9 May 2022 (UTC)
To answer your question about your sig still not showing up properly on VFH, it’s cuz of the 2 dashes. For some reason, that messes things up on VFH, so you might wanna remove that too. Annoying, I know. MrXblow me 19:53, 10 May 2022 (UTC)
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made aSandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)
Guess who's awesome-YOU ARE!
Thank you very much for liking and voting for my UnNews article 'City Council Might Not Care'! If I win any money or candy I'll share it with you!
Smuggler 22:56, 9 November 2022 (UTC) in Lost Angeles, CA
Hi. I'm extremely sorry if any action I performed came across as harassing another user. That was not my intention.
Regards, Smuggler 17:22, 11 November 2022 (UTC)
Hello yes I am trying to become a color as well. I see that you are a professional in being a color so I was wondering if I could also be a color. Being a color would increase my effectiveness in steal random peoples userboxes and annoying peoples talkpages.
Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 18:47, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.
Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.
Biopic
I have no idea how to write biopics. I also don't know why we have them in the first place.
From The Logs
March 14, 2023: Kippy protected User:Kippy [Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Excessive spamming)
I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit source]
I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!
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