User:WVandZM/Pizza Tower/Peppino

Peppino

Peppino Spaghetti
Peppino in his truest form.
First appearance	John Gutter
Last appearance	Crumbling Tower of Pizza
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Nickname(s)	Italian Man
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Gender	M
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Occupation	Plumbing
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Nationality	Italy
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Peppino is an italian plumber whose plumbing business is planned to get ruined by a pizza. Now, he must climb up the tower of Pizza to save his small business.

Characteristics

Notice how you're staring into a black void.

Peppino is not that overweight, weighing approximately 200 pounds. By pounds, we mean the place where you forget about your pets. Despite this, he can still run at four times the speed of sound. That's not very impressive. I challenge him to run faster than the speed of light. In every level of the Pizza Tower, he must collect his babes. These include the mushroom, pineapple, sausage, cheese, and tomato. Notice how one of them is not a topping, but rather a colour. Notice how a colour enthusiast was able to incorporate HIS bae into someone else's. Now notice the penis to your left. You think about how low Uncyclopedia has gotten since it was founded in 2005. Notice how 2005 was also the year Nickelodeon Studios in Universal Studios in Miami, Florida, was closed for good.