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You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include {{{2}}}


The above is an UnWhale (Megaptera uncyclopediensis). It is used for the purpose of making major adjustments to clue levels in Uncyclopedians when a trout just doesn't cut it. Besides, who doesn't want to be squished? For experienced editors who have done something rather minor, use a trout.

How to use

Place {{whale}} on the talk page of the user you wish to communicate with. This will produce the above message.

See also

  • {{trout}} – The original, full-size trout.
  • {{chips}} – A small side of chips to go with your fish.
  • {{whalemeat}} – If the UnWhale is overzealously used too often.
  • {{MultiWhale}} - If multiple users require a nice whale-slap.
  • {{OverdoneTrout}} – A response to use against those who overzealously use the {{trout}} template.