User:Nacky

I have no idea how to align stuff on here. I've got places to go, people to see, and I've seen better days. At this point, we're just waiting for stupid Wormwood to make up its mind. It's rather frustrating. Armageddon just got ridiculous and we're all still pushing pencils. I don't know how to do stuff on here only the basics. I'm sure I'll get into some kind of trouble. Unless everyone is just as hyper as me, we'll all get along. I like stuff that mocks other stuff. I was involved in a lot of things that happened although I wasn't necessarily there. Can I go home now?

I, myself, am strange and unusual.

This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

I'm from a Jovian Planet. And we do have atmospheres. So there. I'm given tasks all over the solar system and at the moment I'm tending to a small moon that Mars has constructed, with an 81 mile diameter. It's been on the fritz and a sad deep gloom has engulfed it.

Random fly-bys are joyously carried out with the help of Gwax and sometimes I see Gwax on a cloud of nines. I like bubbles. I like baskets, buckets, ironing boards and vacuum cleaners. They help. I also like containers. Not the plastic ones so much, I like the glass ones. Sometimes ceramic ones. It just depends. I like Mhaille's Zodiak pic. He's also from another planet so we get along. I don't know who that other guy is. I would have mentioned him by name, but I can only refer to him as that other guy. There's not too many other guys by that same name so people should know who I'm referring to. BTW this is Gwax. Thanks for stopping by.

Some Satire, Historical Events and all round Meh

I was there. Then I wasn't there. I wanted to play the Medieval character that resembled a peasant princess who was an undercover ninja assassin. But for some reason that was undoable. These events are based on a time between the 20th Century going into the 21st Century presenting itself as somewhere between The Festival of Fools in 1120 A.D. to Samhain in 1200 A.D. Would you believe these events are a result of the various vortexes scattered around the world purely to keep everyone in timelines of the past while practicing necromancy on the yet living?

“In Smugville, you get squashed by Smugs”

– Anonymous

“In Soviet Russia, Squash smugs YOU!!”

– Russian Reversal

“Oh look at all these politicians! Time to break out the chainsaws!”

– Nacky on the overall situation with politics anywhere

“In America you can break a chainsaw, in Soviet Russia, chainsaw breaks YOU!!”

– Russian Reversal

Submissions
My Office
Movie Madness
Lyircs
Random

Gallery

I would add all my pics I've made for this site, but I'm sure I need sleep first.

Note: Some pics are not mine but most of them are. I've included them here because I felt like it. The Black Sea, Lord of the Rings, Greek personas, Cthulhu and Beetlejuice uploads are mine. I'm particularly proud of those. And it's not like it was hard to do, but my pride mostly comes from the fact that I didn't have to actually go out to the Black Sea and photograph all of that. Safety first! I was also given permission by the aliens to keep the photos and animated gifs that you see here, lest one of the moons in this solar system have its mining rights terminated. We don't want that now, do we?

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