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I have no idea how to align stuff on here. I've got places to go, people to see, and I've seen better days. At this point, we're just waiting for stupid Wormwood to make up its mind. It's rather frustrating. Armageddon just got ridiculous and we're all still pushing pencils. I don't know how to do stuff on here only the basics. I'm sure I'll get into some kind of trouble. Unless everyone is just as hyper as me, we'll all get along. I like stuff that mocks other stuff. I was involved in a lot of things that happened although I wasn't necessarily there. Can I go home now?

I, myself, am strange and unusual.
This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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I'm from a Jovian Planet. And we do have atmospheres. So there. I'm given tasks all over the solar system and at the moment I'm tending to a small moon that Mars has constructed, with an 81 mile diameter. It's been on the fritz and a sad deep gloom has engulfed it.

Random fly-bys are joyously carried out with the help of Gwax and sometimes I see Gwax on a cloud of nines. I like bubbles. I like baskets, buckets, ironing boards and vacuum cleaners. They help. I also like containers. Not the plastic ones so much, I like the glass ones. Sometimes ceramic ones. It just depends. I like Mhaille's Zodiak pic. He's also from another planet so we get along. I don't know who that other guy is. I would have mentioned him by name, but I can only refer to him as that other guy. There's not too many other guys by that same name so people should know who I'm referring to. BTW this is Gwax. Thanks for stopping by.

Some Satire, Historical Events and all round Meh[edit | edit source]

I was there. Then I wasn't there. I wanted to play the Medieval character that resembled a peasant princess who was an undercover ninja assassin. But for some reason that was undoable.

“In Smugville, you get squashed by Smugs”

“In Soviet Russia, Squash smugs YOU!!”

“Oh look at all these politicians! Time to break out the chainsaws!”

~ Nacky on the overall situation with politics anywhere

“In America you can break a chainsaw, in Soviet Russia, chainsaw breaks YOU!!”

Photo Manips & Submissions[edit | edit source]

At this point there are several uploads. It's a bowling ball rolling down the yellow brick road as if Emerald City were really a bunch of green, tubular pins, in case anyone was wondering wtf that was. Sometimes the simplistic is the funniest formula. It's still laziness, though. My first article Wizwang of Ooze is my own reflection on syrupy classics and therefore more of a review than an actual article. In no way offering any helpful advice. I've helped out with such articles as Galaxy, Munchkins, SCA, Trojan War and many others. I say helped but really I made them better because they annoyed me in their original state being messy and all.

These would be mine:
Andromeda (revised edition, co-author)
Ezra Conan Watnick
Chris Miller
Michael Flynn
Sidney Powell
Lin Wood
Hot Viking Guy
Austin Steinbart
Beetlejuice (it was a page that had one sentence on it, so I took it over and glommed onto it)
Christopher Wray
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
Giant Goldfish of Doom
Chicken Duck Woman Thing
Humongous Giant Tomato
Good One
Black Sea
Mount Olympus
Leprechaun Castle
The Puzzle States
Weird Ass Tennis
An Emoji For How I Feel
The 4400
Smugkepe (it was the least I could do)
Stuff about Smugs & Maybe Locusts
Happy Thoughts (this list was based on a challenge by someone who wanted to do a psychological evaluation on people who write for Uncyclodedia)

After many years of inactivity due to not being able to escape Earth the old-fashioned way, and begrudgingly accepting my horrible fate until I can hijack a stupid spaceship from Bob, I seem to be around again and causing all kinds of trouble.

I plan to add The Castaways that may be all about Gilligan's Island and its cast of screw-ups. And because I'm determined to remain bitchy, I've written up articles about Q peoples. I've written the truth about them. Not the typical stuff you'd expect. For example it's a friggin military operation to take down the insane psychopaths who keep trying to kill me and send everyone's lunch money to a thug in the new Middle East of Europe, and Steinbart who just happens to be an expert at old 18-wheelers on dangerous roads. That kind of thing. Note that JFK Jr still seems to be in limbo, between worlds, but when he's doing the being alive thing, he goes by Kribs. Then it's off to Saturn. Kribs is his mafia persona. His mafia is kinda like the mafia but it's a weird mafia involving elements of Beetlejuice and a side of salad.

I have plans for more Greek Mythology projects, and maybe some others. I could write up pages for miles on this stuff. Same with Lord of the Rings. I eat, sleep and breathe Tolkien. And Homer. In the land of Hyrule.

Also I fancy to write something about these items of interest; Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem, Grotesque Gator of Chaos, Downsized Dolphin of Disaster, Chameleon Cockroach of Calamity, and the Cast Iron Caldron of Catastrophe.

For a non-article-ish parody of The Phantom of the Opera just to see how I get when I'm totally bored. Also check out the UnProvise thing User:Orian57/UnProvise. I'm not sure where I was going with this The Right Stuff. I can't remember what brought that on. My puzzler hurts. Anyway, I like bubbles.

Note: Some pics are not mine but I've included them here because I felt like it. The Black Sea uploads are mine. I'm particularly proud of those. And it's not like it was hard to do, but my pride mostly comes from the fact that I didn't have to actually go out to the Black Sea and photograph all of that. Safety first! I was also given permission by the aliens to keep the photos and animated gifs that you see here, lest one of the moons in this solar system have its mining rights terminated. We don't want that now, do we?

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Do not probe this article for Martians.