An Emoji For How I Feel
There was a saying in the days when cyber citizens began using emojis and icons to communicate rather than a simple established language. The old saying was, There isn't an emoji for how I feel! but, with enough of those little pixels and colors, there WILL be.
Here are just a few, along with each one's traditional message.
Explanation[edit | edit source]
Rare and unique emojis. The idea here is that they can be used in other pages. Example; "Bob wanted to say something elaborate in the face of doom, but all he could manage to do was use an emoji before the aliens captured him." Get the gist? This page could be useful, although it's totally useless in a site that's content‑free.
#1 The Annoyed to No End Emoji[edit | edit source]
OMG! Are you serious? Really? You want me to explain it for you? What is this? This is so bogus. I can't believe it. What is wrong with you? (Note: There should be some kind of script to what the emoji is really saying here, but that's a job for bad lip reading)
#2 The Eyes Rolling Emoji[edit | edit source]
Yeah, whatever. I'm not getting into it with you. You obviously got no clue. I wasn't sent here to be your slave. Get knotted.
#3 The What? Emoji[edit | edit source]
What the hell are you talking about? I just don't know. Don't know, don't care. Beats me.
#4 The I'm Gonna Be Sick! Emoji[edit | edit source]
Don't bring that around here! I don't even wanna look at it! It's disgusting.
#5 The I'm Not Saying Anything Emoji[edit | edit source]
You go right on ahead and use that shortcut. YOU go into that dark house first. Ask the cook to bring you another one.
#6 The OMG! HAHAHA! Emoji[edit | edit source]
Oh that's rich! You make me laugh. That's the best one I've heard all week!
#7 The WTF? Emoji[edit | edit source]
And what about this home furnace, is it supposed to go to 5000 degrees like that?
#8 The Laughing Little Yellow Bowling Ball With Arms Emoji[edit | edit source]
An emoji signifying a well known abbreviation: ROTFLMAO! Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
#9 The Cat's Priorities Emoji[edit | edit source]
The cat emoji collection is vast, but no matter what's going on, the cat must prune and preen. The cat knows best. The cat's priorities are, in order: Sleeping. Cleaning itself. Puking. Eating. More sleeping. It's the emoji for the secret of a happy life.