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Would you help me edit my newest article?

Allegheny ave is real and weird shit actually happens there. I’ve been down that street before and actually did see people playing poker in the middle of the street.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 11:55, 1 July 2022 (UTC)

Hey, I'll try and find some time this weekend to take a look at that and add some stuff. MrX blow me 22:01, 1 July 2022 (UTC)

When i though encyclopedia dramatica couldn't stoop any lower...

fuck ae Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:41, 1 July 2022 (UTC)

Fuck them indeed, but that link doesn't seem to work. MrX blow me 22:02, 1 July 2022 (UTC)

By sheer dumb luck, I fixed the link by removing a slash. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:15, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

the Dumbæs (dumbashes) on encyclopaedia dramatica knfao_🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:42, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for fixing the link! Might as well still be broken for me, I have absolutely no idea what that page is about. MrX blow me 20:20, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

Basically, a great Minecraft YouTuber "Technoblade" died of cancer (I think) and ED's community threw insults at him for no reason. And here I thought it was just ED's contents that were bad. Surely it's not all like this, right?... What do you mean "WRONG"? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:06, 7 July 2022 (UTC)

Oh, kinda lame of them, but nothing should be off limits in comedy, even tho they suck at it. But when you say, "Surely it's not all like this, right?... What do you mean "WRONG"?", I'm not really sure what you're referring to. MrX blow me 17:03, 7 July 2022 (UTC)

I want a response on these things

I have done some things recently and want feedback on them. The first thing is that I stole this article two months ago and want to know if it's good or not. The other thing is that I wrote a new section for this collab a week or something ago since it had been 2 months and there was no section on it yet even after Shabidoo told me they had an idea for it. What do you think of these? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:58, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

I'll try and get to that soon, but I do have other things on my plate to be honest, including other editors who asked for my help months ago. But what do you mean you "stole" an article? MrX blow me 20:21, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

I just moved a dead userspace article to my userspace and worked on it. I called that stealing for some reason. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:47, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

Ah okay I see. I’ll try and make time soon. MrX blow me 01:58, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: K sorry this took so long, but yes this article is pretty good, go ahead and move it to main space or whatever. As for the collab, I think you and Shabidoo already talked about it, but yeah go ahead and add something if you'd like. MrX blow me 22:17, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

You have been blocked

❎ You have been blocked indefinitely for been a bad ass by the fake admin Metaverse , Heyy i just wanted to say Hi 😃 Metaverse (talk) 16:14, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

okay...-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) peenus I

Haha hi! MrX blow me 20:23, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

Undebate

Do straws have one or two holes?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:48, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

2. MrX blow me 20:23, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

Kif the alien

He has no dick because he’s a frog, dickless-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:58, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree there. Amy is a proudly-admitted slut and satisfied enough by Kif to marry him, so we must assume that he's well-endowed. MrX blow me 20:25, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

then it’s pink and retractable like anthro furry-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:54, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

Whatever it is, it’s good enough for Amy, and she’s had Bender. MrX blow me 01:10, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

What the hell happened here? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:02, 6 July 2022 (UTC)

Futurama. MrX blow me 02:45, 6 July 2022 (UTC)

In a later episode he actually cries because someone, I forgot who, actually did say something like that. It was funny! Guess I was right!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 19:23, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Opening of a Misty Beethoven

Pegging—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:17, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

Interesting. MrX blow me 20:26, 3 July 2022 (UTC)

I left French on that’s Italian page, I’m an idiot. I kind of blends in if you don’t know the language.

-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:57, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah they’re both Romance languages. MrX blow me 01:10, 4 July 2022 (UTC)

Taiwan

THIS USER RECOGNIZES TAIWAN AS A COUNTRY SO GO HARASS HIM!!!!!– Preceding unsigned comment added by 174.24.129.227 (talk • contribs)

Let me get this straight…………adjusts oneself. Does Taiwan have its own passport? Does Taiwan have its own currency? Does Taiwan have its own military? If the answer was “YES” to any of these questions, then you might be thinking of an independent country! Congratulations! And I lived in Shanghai for 4 years btw. Cheers. MrX blow me 07:11, 5 July 2022 (UTC)

QVFD

There are lots of articles/files in QVFD right now. Some of them have been there for two weeks. Could you clear them please? 18:26, 5 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I'm on it. MrX blow me 22:04, 5 July 2022 (UTC)

Looks like Cat beat me to it. MrX blow me 22:05, 5 July 2022 (UTC)

Had crab in Baltimore

Learned I had a shellfish allergy. My stomach hates me now.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 06:23, 7 July 2022 (UTC) mâles, sont destinés à la reproduction, les femmes les battent jusqu'à ce qu'ils soient suffisamment subordonnés pour s'accoupler. parfois, ils s'évanouissent ou sont ivres d'avoir bu et nous, les femmes, n'avons pas besoin être violente. Je m'accouple avec lui et moi et mes amis le jetons à la cave. parfois ils sortent. mais mes amis et moi m'aidons à le ramener. nous ne le laissons pas sortir tant que nous ne voulons pas un autre enfant. les mâles transportent un liquide précieux. parfois il se mélange à l'urine parce qu'ils ont peur.

le monde ne ressemblera plus à celui du lion, mais à celui de l'hyène tachetée. les mâles mangeront des restes. les mâles seront chevillés avec un gode tous les soirs pour que leur cul saigne.

nous trouverons un moyen de faire du fromage à partir du sperme en excès. bien que le fromage soit déjà produit dans le prépuce.

ils le méritent tous depuis des millions d'années qu'ils ont maltraité les femmes.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 08:26, 7 July 2022 (UTC)

Damn, sorry to hear about the allergy, tho I can't help but chuckle at a Jewish person with an allergy to shellfish. Also, I don't speak French lol. MrX blow me 17:00, 7 July 2022 (UTC)

Wtf is a psychic spammer?

Curious-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:35, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Spammers claiming to be psychic. We can’t prove that they’re not. MrX blow me 00:52, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Lmfao. It’s so fucking hard to find anchovy pizza these days.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:28, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes it is, tho I’m not a huge fan to be honest. MrX blow me 04:08, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for July 10, 2022

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July 10, 2022 • Issue #216 • Archives • Press Room

UN:OFFICE user comes back behaving much better

By ARandomPage
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.------------

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Chat Quote From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:19, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Cool thanks! MrX blow me 04:09, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

I actually want an Uncyclopedia shirt.

Is there a way to get one?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:35, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

Good question. Cuz I want one too, but a while ago I tried but couldn't find anything. Now when I click on the Shop link, it just shows a bunch of Illogicapedia shirts, but it used to show Uncyc shirts with potato logos. A little later I'll ask some peeps on Discord if they know what happened or if it's still possible to get stuff. Or of course you can go on there and ask. MrX blow me 17:41, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

For some reason discord isn’t working, even after using different browsers.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 19:04, 11 July 2022 (UTC)

Important news in Cherokee.

ᎤᏩᏙᎵ, google translate does not support Cherokee yet.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:50, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

We should inform Elizabeth Warren. MrX blow me 02:55, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

Uwadoli!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:59, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

Glow-in-the-dark fun!

-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:01, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Kinda funny but I’m not familiar with the fairly odd parents, assuming that’s what it is. MrX blow me 03:58, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes, but it’s furry, it’s The Furrly Oddparents!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 14:15, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Oh ok, I don't know much about furries either. MrX blow me 16:03, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

It’s so much fun being a furry!-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:48, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

I can’t stop thinking about this

Timmy wearing panties so tight you can see his uncut penis through them. So hot! Euuuuh!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:32, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, and I'd rather not think about that. Not hot. Please chill with this stuff. MrX blow me 20:55, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

it’s cuz you’re a dude.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:57, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

It's because Timmy is A LITERAL CHILD. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:04, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

the show started in 1998 so he was born in 1988, now he should be 34! The version of him in Timmy the Squirrel is 18, as I mentioned that Tootie hasn’t cried for the last 10 years since I wrote that the last time she cried she was eight. Timmy, in the story, didn’t know what mating was since his parents don’t pay attention to him and never gave him the talk. So there.—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:19, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

That's not how age works. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:15, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

What? He’s not even fucking real either. 1998-10=1988 2022-1988=34 that simple, he’s a fucking millennial not an alpha.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:00, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

Fictional characters do not automatically age unless it’s specified. I haven’t watched whatever show Timmy is from, but from what i found online he hasn’t aged in the show. That means he hasn’t aged at all. 19:09, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

Also, why are we arguing about the age of a fictional character again? 19:10, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

@BraGreMat: I apologise as I realised how extremely perverted I can be, probably why I can’t get a boyfriend irl either.——🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:51, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

Quintuple dog dare

@MrX:I quintuple dog dare you to google “big titty agumon”.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:35, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

I think I'm good. Don't know what an agumon is. MrX blow me 20:56, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

It’s a yellow dinosaur character from DIGIMON, lmfao. I think the futa stuff is so stupid it needs to be satirised more often.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 20:58, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Good shabbos!

It’s every Friday night and Saturday morning.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:44, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

Striped hyaenas are near threatened, nobody feels sad when hyaenas die and people cheer.

MANY FACTS DETECTED

Don't worry, MrX, the admin is coming to clean this up. Those admins sure do risk their lives...

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It makes me sick to my stomach whenever somebody cheers when a hyaena dies, and then they cry when a lion dies. It’s all because of the lion king, it taints people’s brains into thinking hyaenas are these bloodthirsty, laughing, ugly, idiots. They think hyaenas steal from lions when it’s actually the other way around. They take video and post the out of context footage to the internet to make the hyaenas look bad. In reality the lion stole first, then the hyaenas took it back. So they post the hyaenas taking their kills back from the lions, and then the lions kill them, and title the video “hyaena steals food from lions, lions rightfully kill hyaenas!”. It’s all fake! People use lions as a symbol of power, but in reality, their power is egotistical, thinking they’re macho and killing the weak and sick wildebeests, while hyaenas use teamwork to take down their prey.A lioness tore the foetus out of an antelope, after realising it was pregnant, nudged it to see if it was alive, and supposedly felt remorse. I don’t think that’s what it was doing like the news said it was. They like to eat things alive. I think it wanted to see it squirm in pain so she could eat it. Other myths about hyaenas is that they are strictly scavengers. This is obviously false since you see them chasing down prey in documentaries. And the other being they are hermaphrodites and switch genders every other year. This is false and very 18th century thinking. This myth was brought on because the females have both a pseudopenis and nipples. Hyaenas are incredibly smart and outsmarted the lions in both episodes of Smithsonian’s Lion vs Hyaena IQ. Their IQ is very close to that of chimpanzees, and even preformed better than them in an experiment when food was involved, this was also in Lion vs Hyaena IQ. You can really see a lion’s stupidity when you watch videos of a lone lion trying to kill a rhino, elephant, or hippo and getting fucking mauled. I almost forgot, but another myth is that hyaenas are related to dogs like wolves. They are actually closer related to mongooses and lions, being in the family called feliformia. I really don’t give a fuck if lions go extinct. If I ever found a dead one, I’ll tear it’s fucking baculum out and wear it as a necklace. I’ll be the happy old lady shooting off fireworks in 2050 while the entire population cries their fucking eyes out.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:21, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

I’ll fucking print this out, frame it, and nail it to my fucking wall.

When some people come and visit me they see my rats and say similar things about them, they are domestic rats, none of that is true for them.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:59, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

Lion, drunk with ego, try’s to hunt a water buffalo all by himself. He didn’t even think he needed help, if a hyaena wanted to hunt a water buffalo it would call members of it’s pack to help take it down. This lion didn’t think it needed help and got himself killed. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IcFJRymHNaI -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:04, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

I killed a hyena with my bare hands once. WohMi Speaketh Here! 19:13, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

@WohMi: Probably a male, the males are weak compared to the females.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:48, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

18 YEARS OF WILLY ON WHEELS

I'm gonna be very busy on August 20 of this year so here's a preemptive birthday Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:09, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

Wow, has it really been THAT long since the original Willy vandalized Wikipedia?.. It has been. I didn't even exist when the original Willy first came around! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:18, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

Okay, August 20th, good to know that's the GOAT's anniversary/birthday. We should make that something extra special here. MrX blow me 16:40, 18 July 2022 (UTC)

For that, I'm thinking of making "Main Page on Wheels", which would be a version of the Main Page that finishes every single sentence with "on wheels". I'll make a wheel image and try to place it over the images. Then, on the big day, replace the Main Page with a transclusion of "Main Page on Wheels". ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:30, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

I like that idea. MrX blow me 03:57, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

The hyaena article is fucking broken and won’t fix itself

I get an nginx error every time I try to access it on my iPhone.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:36, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Maybe you’re not spelling it right? It works when I search for it. MrX blow me 03:58, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Doesn’t work on my phone either. Might be something in the article that causes it. 20:31, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Interesting. Not sure what it could be. Going to Hyena works on my phone and laptop. MrX blow me 20:34, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Is it because I made the article too dirty with my past live... I mean accounts?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:48, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

I hate Alphas and younger Zed

The stupid music they listen to, the play it on Roblox from their boomboxes, some of the stuff should not even be allowed to play on Roblox. I used to be able to force play Spotify over the earrape, but it doesn’t work anymore, the bass destroys my eardrums these songs have more bass than the B❤️chy Idol as bassy as I can go. I can turn off sound in game, but then there’s the deafening silence.

Then there’s the shit they watch on YouTube kids, it rots their brains, everything from finger families to cocomelon. Teaching kids stupid shit. Why don’t their millennial parents take the iPad away and actually teach them, I never had an iPad when I was that young. I got mine when I was ten. That was before YouTube kids, my brain never rotted. My generation X parents actually taught me. They didn’t leave me in front of a computer, they weren’t lazy. No wonder millennials love sloths so much. They are sloths.

Alphas just sit there, watching slime, poop, cringey Japanese videos. What’s with the poop stuff anyway? Are millennials trying to give their children coprophilia? Most millennials are coprophiliacs anyway. You rarely see that in X, Zed, or boomer. I fucking hate most children with a passion, their parents never disciplined them, I was at a swimming pool recently, and these kids were pouring water out of a cup onto the floor, a fucking slipping hazard and the parents didn’t do shit. I almost yelled at them myself. -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:01, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

I have to agree on this. Kids these days are growing up in a dangerous environment, and if this thing continues... well, I'd end up more scared of the future than I am now. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:10, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah I definitely STRONGLY disagree there. Some kids have bad parents, but most parents in this world are doing a good job with their kids. The floor around a swimming pool will be a wet slipping hazard regardless of whether or not kids pour a cup of water (the stuff in the pool) out on the floor. If you hate most children with a passion, if you hate most ________ with a passion, you need to take a deep breath and calm down. MrX blow me 20:16, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

The hotel with that swimming pool said that it wasn’t salt water, those kids, and many kids before, were definitely pissing in it.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:24, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

I have a serious question about things that go on in this world

@MrX:I’m kind of afraid to ask, because it’s a serious topic.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 02:23, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

Ok. MrX blow me 02:50, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

@BraGreMat:How common do you think it is for women to rape men?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:19, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

Not very common, but it does happen. All rape is horrible. I don't see how this is relevant to Uncyc. MrX blow me 17:42, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

Template issues.

Template:YouTube user I can’t get the {{Channel}} to go to my profile. The broken template is currently on my userpage, and the link takes you to a YouTube 404, I’ve tried multiple things. Still didn’t work.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:07, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, not sure what the issue is here. You might wanna reach out to someone more tech savvy (or less inept) like Cassie or JJPMaster. MrX blow me 17:59, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

Adding a YouTube link under a Userbox made all my user boxes disappear even after undoing edits they’re gone!

Help! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

I think it's your weird userpage. I've tried every small fix I have, so if you allow me, I'll try to change how the userboxes are sorted. I've done some testing on my userpage and its method of userbox-sorting, so my fix should work. Hopefully. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:05, 23 July 2022 (UTC)

I've applied a fix to your userpage which sort-of works. I then immediately reverted myself because I don't know if I can edit others' userpages like that. If you want to go back to my fix, revert to the edit that had the fix. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:34, 23 July 2022 (UTC)

Thanks Randompage. MrX blow me 05:31, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

Who would win?

@MrX:Gangs from Tijuana Mexico or ancient Mongolia?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:23, 23 July 2022 (UTC)

Most modern-day gangs use guns, so do the math. MrX blow me 05:31, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

Oi

Can I be Unbanned now 107.223.89.68 (talk) 03:44, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

I literally have no idea who you are. Who are you? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:02, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

My username is I dislike vandals 107.223.89.68 (talk) 04:03, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

No. See your talk page. MrX blow me 05:32, 24 July 2022 (UTC)

I’ve won!

Experiment: Can Women Outperv Men?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 03:39, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Haha congrats. MrX blow me 06:09, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, with a baseball bat

Sjsjdjjdjdj—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:46, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Hmm, I'm actually not familiar with that song, assuming that's what it is, but I do love the Ramones. MrX blow me 15:48, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

File:Tootie made Timmy some “tea”.jpeg—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:44, 25 July 2022 (UTC) teehee

I have a paradox

Two streakers, one from Vietnam (uncircumcised), one from the Phillipines (circumcised) – which is showing more skin?—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 19:09, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Same. MrX blow me 20:05, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

To solve it you shoot the cut guy dead.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:29, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Nah, you gotta shoot both of them until they die of death. Why just the cut guy and not the uncut one too? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:01, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

Nasty magic mushroom cock—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 00:08, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, that was extremely rude and violent of me. I don’t know why I’ve been so angry about this lately.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 01:06, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

Umm...

Do you think calling someone an "it" could count as a blockable offense? --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:19, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Perhaps, tho that looks like a joke. MrX blow me 23:24, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

yeah, but even comedy has standards. it's not funny to misgender people. remember, Gale5050 got banned for deadnaming The Hobo Queen Two. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:26, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

That was several instances of deadnaming/misgendering after multiple warnings. I agree that the language used there was a little strong, but it doesn't appear that there was any intention to be mean, at least in my opinion. In fact, the use of "it" may even have been accidental/a typo or something. If it happens again, let me know. Intentionally misgendering users is definitely dickish behavior. MrX blow me 23:32, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

ok, i will. thank you. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 16:48, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

Want to hear about the stupid thing I did in year one?

???—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:31, 25 July 2022 (UTC)

Not sure. MrX blow me 05:49, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

The vandalism

Could you semi-protect the user and talk pages of Crocotta1 and BraGreMat? They've been the subject of numerous vandalism attacks this month. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:40, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess that would be prudent. MrX blow me 05:11, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

I semi-protected BraGreMat's user page, but I have a feeling he'd prefer his talk page left unprotected. BraGreMat, just let me know if you want me to change any of that. MrX blow me 05:21, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

Looks like Kakun's talkpage has also been vandalized recently. Would you mind protecting that as well? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:36, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

I wouldn't mind at all, except he's also an admin, so he can protect it if he wants. MrX blow me 05:46, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

And thanks for pointing things out, offering your opinion/advice, it's helpful and appreciated :) MrX blow me 05:46, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

Please, put down your "protect page" from usertalk Crocotta bcuz I need to troll ovah there: you have 20 seconds to comply!

No you, Italian retard!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:11, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

As I recall, the dude did comply, but he still got killed. So then what you're saying is no I shouldn't comply? Ok! You got it! MrX blow me 06:22, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

HEY I DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND I AM YOUR LIDER MAXIMO FIDEL AND I ORDER TO COMPLY: I WANT TO TROLL EVERYWHERE, SPAMMING ROMA-NAPOLI VIA FORMIA-CRAPPOLIO-OSLO-BERGEN, AND WANDOZ-LYZE

TON ZAPATONZA! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 95.251.162.11 (talk • contribs)

See your talk page. MrX blow me 06:33, 29 July 2022 (UTC)

I made the image for Willy on Wheels Day!

Here it is! I also think I have a way to place it over other images. I'll wait until sometime in mid-August before I start placing wheels over the Main Page, if we're still going to be doing that. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:18, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

Ok cool! MrX blow me 05:15, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

Help needed for article layout

Is there a way to help Brogo13 achieve what he wants to do with my article without parts of it ending where they should not?

Serge Billault (talk) 19:47, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

Issue resolved by Brogo13. Sorry for disturbing. Serge Billault (talk) 21:20, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

No need to say sorry, you're definitely not disturbing, glad it got sorted out. MrX blow me 05:15, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

AM DRUNK N WATCHIN' BTTF SO I HAVE TO SPEM HILL VALLEY STATION WHERE IS HILL VALLEY? ROSEVILLE, CALIFORNIA?

• HILL VALLEY PORTA PRINCIPE
• HILL VALLEY BRIGNOLE
• HILL VALLEY SAMPIERDARENA
• HILL VALLEY VOLTRI
• ARENZANO
• COGOLETO
• VARAZZE
• CELLE LIGURE
• ALBISOLA
• SAVONA
• VADO LIGURE-QUILIANO
• BERGEGGI
• CITRUS HEIGHTS
• SACRAMENTO MARCONI
• SACRAMENTO VALLEY STATION – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.27.62.175 (talk • contribs)

Sweet. MrX blow me 05:14, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

Your name

WTF?... There's not “Mr.iPhoneX”? LMFAO! Le Djibril Express (talk) 09:20, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

No, I guess that name's available. MrX blow me 16:27, 8 August 2022 (UTC)

Bruh okay... Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:26, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Pillow humping

File:Cookie pillow.jpeg Fuck yeah —🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 12:49, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Hmm. MrX blow me 16:27, 8 August 2022 (UTC)

Imagine

Imagine an episode of Futurama, but the only characters are Amy, Bender, Zapp, and the Snusnus! Rude humour overload!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 18:27, 6 August 2022 (UTC)

Eh, probably wouldn't be as funny, other characters on that show have rude humor too. MrX blow me 16:28, 8 August 2022 (UTC)

You like rude humor? Then you'll love Guardians of the Galaxy! Not constant laughs, but guaranteed a laugh, or your money back. To quote (as I remember)

The main characters are in a prison:

"Ok, here's the plan. We need………… and that guys leg" - Rocket

Peter risks his life to get that (cybernetic) leg

"Ok, got the leg. What do I do with it now?" - Peter

"Oh we dont need it!" - Rocket

"WHAT!? I risked my life for it and you don't need it!?" - Peter

"It was funny!" - Rocket

…………

"You're in way over your head" - Somebody

"Nothing gets over my head" - Drax

Now Drax, if you drag your finger across your neck, he would be like "Why would I drag a finger across his throat?" a complete literal. Humor promised. Laughter certain. Or your money back. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:12, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

About the talk page you deleted, I think I recognise that user from fandom

There was a user on fandom that kept saying things like “Bin Laden is god” and he would attack me from multiple accounts, he was also a racist. Fandom banned all his accounts and IPs. Thank God.-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 17:26, 9 August 2022 (UTC)

Ok, still quite possibly different people, but good to know, thanks. MrX blow me 03:52, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Delete my forum?

Bonjour, Mr! Could you delete my old forum, si'l vous plait? I QVFD'd it ages ago so I could make a new forum, but so far, nobody has deleted it. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 16:31, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry, I've been neglecting QVFD and a few other things for the past couple weeks, super busy. I'd be happy to delete something, but a forum? Do we really need to delete it? You can still have the new forum too. MrX blow me 22:25, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

Just delete it, please. Author request. --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:46, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 20:58, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Pseudopenis is massive, bigger than any guy’s thing

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

Interesting. MrX blow me 22:26, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

wanna suck it, Leathertip? Haha!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 22:51, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

If you do this again, I will whack you with a wet trout and/or brick you. Unnecessary talkpage messages is one thing. Bad sexual references are another. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:37, 13 August 2022 (UTC)

Haha no thanks. MrX blow me 23:07, 12 August 2022 (UTC)

IP hiding

An IP editor reached out to me and wants to hide their IP adress from their edits. The IP in question is the one here. Could you do that? 22:32, 13 August 2022 (UTC)

I'm quite sure the public (up to extended-confirmed users) can't view the IPs of any registered user under normal circumstances. At least, that's what I've heard from Wikipedia and my time here. I might be wrong. Please tell me if I'm wrong. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:43, 14 August 2022 (UTC)

I think that’s just Wikipedia. 00:54, 14 August 2022 (UTC)

No, nobody can view the IP addresses of a registered user. As far as removing the address of those IP edits, kind of a lot, I'll take a closer look and see what I can do. MrX blow me 22:17, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

I win

—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 23:56, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

Of course you do. MrX blow me 02:35, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

OBJECTION! It says right here that I won! Please show me the proof that you won, or you didn't win! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:14, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

I call bullshit!—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:49, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

I won! Don't belive me? Look at the page itile closely! "last person to edit wins", so ARandomPage is full of bull shit. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:17, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

HOLD IT! That page revision is outdated, Your Honor! Take a look at this Updated Page Revision! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:15, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

You're just admitting that I won. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:59, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

How exactly? Give me evidence that my statement proves that you won! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:27, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Click on the link. Stop goofing around. You look like a fool. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:39, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

I learned something new today!

I can have ham, but it’s not because I’m not Hasidic, is because I was raised Jewish-Christian that I was able to eat it. So it’s not because I’m Ashkenazi.— Crocotta1 13:11, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Cool. I mean you can eat whatever you want. I know a lot of Jewish people who don't keep kosher at all and some who are very strict about it. MrX blow me 05:01, 18 August 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for August 19, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!

August 19, 2022 • Issue #217 • Archives • Press Room

MrX and Crocotta1's talkpages have been attacked!

By ARandomPage
Two anonymous vandals have attacked MrX's talkpage with spam, with one of them doing the same to both Crocotta1 and BraGreMat. MrX was absent during a latter part of the attack, Crocotta1 appears to be quite rude to these vandals, and BraGreMat is probably tired of reverting things all the time. Meanwhile, our self-proclaimed "chief editor" watched the madness, reverted a few times, and said stuff about the situation. He didn't even bother to make an UnSignpost about it until now! Ban this idiot already! Leave HATE HATE HATs on his talkpage, I demand justice!------------

There are errors in the Main Page! By ARandomPage
That is correct, there are slight grammar/formatting errors in the Main Page of all pages. The errors were found by Brogo13 as a result of Page trying to place the Main Page on wheels for "Willy on Wheels Day", which is the date that Willy on Wheels first vandalized Wikipedia. That date is August 20. Page is in disbelief over the current state of his life, inability to finish his WIPs, and the admins' lack of time to spot and fix the errors in what might be Uncyclopedia's most important page. Also, he failed to finish placing the Main Page on Wheels.

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ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:15, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

Haha good stuff! But what are the errors on the Main Page? MrX blow me 16:46, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

There's a long dash (among several short dashes) in the "Other areas of Uncyclopedia" section and a few unneeded spaces in the interwiki section and comments. By the way, I couldn't finish the Main Page on Wheels in time. I had trouble with the featured image section, and life got really in the way for the first time in a while. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:23, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

K I fixed the dash and removed those spaces (highly unnecessary), but there is no comments section. As for the main page on wheels, it's a cool idea but no big that it didn't work out, maybe next year. MrX blow me 20:43, 21 August 2022 (UTC)

The comments are those "<!--- --->" sections. The spaces in between the comment and comment markup might be unnecessary, hence them being removed on the Wheeled Main Page. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:54, 23 August 2022 (UTC)

Oh, well they can actually be helpful, either way works. MrX blow me 04:39, 23 August 2022 (UTC)

Image from Crocotta1

sussy

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

Haha cute. MrX blow me 18:00, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg

Timmy has a period kink. I’d rub his bulge has he sucks on a tampon. I’ll rub it until he squirts cum.

—Crocotta1 19:57, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

QVFD (again)

QVFD is clogged again. You able to sort it out? 12:57, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Yeah at some point today I'll have time. Thanks for the heads up. MrX blow me 15:44, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: Could you go check what Express did to the H*tler page? Thanks, I don’t want to go to that page and see for myself.

He also wrote on my talk page that he wants Putin to win. Most likely Express is some kind of Nazi.—Crocotta1 13:50, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Express placed unnecessary and badly-spelled stuff on the H*tler page. Reverted by me. That edit on Crocotta1's talkpage is... troubling, to say the least. Definitely going to give us a little trouble, though, and I'm not qualified to deal with that. Indeed, MrX, please help. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:04, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Yes, Express posted some pretty cringeworthy personal opinions on some talk pages... Anyway I'll try to keep an eye on it. They've made some unfunny edits but nothing too crazy. Also, why are you guys censoring Hitler's name?? MrX blow me 16:04, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

@Crocotta1: Posting preschool insults on their talk page isn't making the situation any better. Express needs to chill, of course, but you need to chill too. MrX blow me 16:10, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Uhhh, why is Hitler's name censored? (I hope Putin either looses or gets killed. Maybe the latter is better. But who would kill him? Not me, you get in prison for stuff like that.) Now, cleaning myself with four tissues: ~~~~ – Preceding unsigned comment added by L10nM4st3r (talk • contribs) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:59, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I censor it because I do not like saying his name. I feel that if I say it or type it without censoring, a curse will be put upon me. He was a horrible man.—Crocotta1 21:38, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I hate to inform you that curses do not exist. You're free to not type/say his name or whatever if you want, though some would say that you're simply whitewashing his horrible history instead of remembering it and making sure we don't repeat it. You should be glad that we have multiple articles mocking that cuntrag. MrX blow me 21:53, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

That image you deleted.

It was used on my user page.—Crocotta1 21:36, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Which image? MrX blow me 21:54, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

The one with Tootie period tea, and Timmy drank her period by accident, he didn’t know until it was too late, hehe.—Crocotta1 22:02, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Well I thought the reason I gave when huffing it was enough. That cringeworthy, useless crap was put on QVFD for good reason. Just be glad I haven't huffed the other borderline-pedophile crap. MrX blow me 22:09, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I’m a toonphile. I’d never EVER do anything to a real child!—Crocotta1 22:10, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I didn't say you would, but I shouldn't have to explain why that crap is barely acceptable, even for a comedy website, and if someone else just huffed it all I wouldn't try to stop them. MrX blow me 22:15, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Okay, I actually hate generation alpha with a passion anyway. I’ll keep it down.—Crocotta1 22:16, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Crocotta, you already have a word for being attracted to cartoon characters. The word is "IHudhshhshdhs—". Also, just because you won't do anything to a real child doesn't mean you can sexualize fictional children. That is wrong. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:58, 25 August 2022 (UTC)

The article that was like a story!

It was Cathedral of learning! Holy shit! I found it! But it’s going to get deleted! Oh no!—Crocotta1 00:03, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

I think it’s time to archive. It’s getting long.—Crocotta1 00:04, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

It shouldn’t have had a construction tag. The only way it can be deleted is via VFD. MrX blow me 02:25, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Edit request on Template:Ipsb

This template is barely used and also cascade-protected for some reason. This has the side effect of full-protecting Template:Celeste since it was transcluded in there for some reason. Could you remove the Celeste template from Template:Ipsb? (The Celeste template is barely used anyway.) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:04, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

Why do you want to edit Template:Celeste? MrX blow me 20:47, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

To add images. Why do I want to add images? Because I'm bored and have nothing to do with my life sometimes. Why am I bored and have nothing to do with my life sometimes? Because I have too much time on my hands. Why do I have too much time on my hands? I have no idea. Why do I have no idea? Because I'm dumb. Why am I dumb? Because I'm a human.

In conclusion: I want to edit the template because I'm a dumb human. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:31, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

Haha k that makes sense. I’ll take care of it right now. MrX blow me 01:13, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

Edit request to add category:caniformia to Bear

Trying to add another taxonomic group.—Crocotta1 13:30, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 20:50, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

Request to long (not indefinitely) block

Can you block my IP address now please? Expiration: 20:22, 18 January 973467. Please block account creation and email only. --79.166.218.243 (talk) 08:41, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Um, why? MrX blow me 08:43, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 08:48, 30 August 2022 (UTC)