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Being and Nothingness, by Jean-Paul Sartre, is one of the most epic pieces of philosophy ever to fucking rock.

In it Sartre talks about love like it ain’t shit, because he says it’s just your ass trying to turn someone into an object and turn into an object by touching their ass. Also, he thinks sadism and masochism are fucked up which isn't true cuz they're fuckin' fresh.

Being and Nothingness cares a lot about consciousness which is some hilarious gay shit that all these faggots are fuckin' around with. It’s that shit in your head that you is, you know? Cuz you aren't your body cuz they can cut that shit off and you'll still be there up in your head where you see shit, you feel me? (Full article...)

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Did you know... [edit]

... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)

...that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
...that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?

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In the news on Wheels [edit]

"Why, Grandpa, why?!?"

Ron DeSantis passes Florida bill allowing seniors to hunt zoomers for their skin and organs (Pictured)
Russian economy on life support after barely growing in 3rd quarter
The UK to ban the resale of tickets
Bill passed in Pennsylvania to legalise flying cars because why the fuck not?
Trump kills the penny after realizing spending four cents on a one cent coin isn't the best idea
Russian AI powered humanoid robot faceplants on stage in front of crowd
Syrian National Museum gets robbed of six to seven Roman statues
Cloudy windy Hurricane Melissa hits da Jamaica, mon! BOMBOCLAAT!
United Kingdom sends Royal Airforce “specialists” to Belgium to fight Russian drones “invading” airports
A new candidate enters the upcoming 2028 presidential race
US government shitdown ends after over 1000 flights inundated with shit

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE raids • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • the New England Patriots suddenly being good again

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • the guitarist and a security guard from KISS • June Lockhart • Nick Mangold • Jamaica • Toronto Blue Jays' World Series dreams • Donna Godchaux • Diane Ladd • Dick Cheney • Mark Butt-fumble's TV career • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya Nakadai • Sally Kirkland • The penny

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song Contest • DEI • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBC • Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's livers and kidneys after realizing they might actually miss the playoffs • Weed

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On this day [edit]

November 20: Sophia Day

10,000 BC - Sophia, the Greek Goddess of Wisdom, invents boobs, which are like an ass, but on the front this time.
500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy, made from the words "philos" meaning love, and "Sofia", which means Sophia Loren.
403 - The Hagia Sohpia, known for its majestic curves and giant stonking domes, is completed in Constantinople.
1917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai: The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches, a young Adolf Hitler is caught jerking off to pictures of sheep at the barracks.
1970 - Sophia Loren wins the Academy Award for Best Actress For Life, for a candid home video which was mistakenly submitted to the Academy.

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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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