Main Page on Wheels

Welcome to Uncyclopedia on Wheels,

the content-free encyclopedia that anyone on Wheels can edit.
39,661 articles in English on Wheels!

From today's featured article on Wheels [Feature an article]

Rachel Jobe Chengler, (Ray-chel Jo-🐝 惩-ler) known unprofessionally as Rachel Zegler), is a Columbian-American daughter of a dedicated Friends fan, and the worst casting in the history of film, twice. She is known mostly for her award-winning performance in Steven Spielberg's Westo Sido Storyo, which is West Side Story but with a slightly more Puerto Rican cast, and actual wooden actors instead of Natalie Wood. (Full article...)

Recently featured:

Archive · Vote for featured articles · Purge

Did you know... [edit]

... that 45% of Japan's electrical and nuclear power is produced by manual labor? (Pictured)

... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!

Archive · Suggest new entries

In the news on Wheels [edit]

Eh?

Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian (Pictured)
World shocked as Pope Francis kicks bucket (This is not a drill!)
- Chris Rock will succeed him in new comedy Head of Church
Trump Administration prepares to deport everybody except Native Americans
New Easter Bunny is a fascist
4chan hacked, nobody cares
Vatican commits simony
YouTube child educator Ms. Rachel detained and deported by ICE
Scientists revive some dead wolves because they can
Steve's Lava Chicken shut down due to health code violations
Wayne Gretzky's all-time regular season goal record broken by Putin's Instagram buddyboo
Donald Trump receives prestigious award for destroying the stock market
Kid (and ball) escape narrow car crash
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. engulfs every panda bear in existence

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, and Deltarune • Eurovision • Russian Invasion • Israel-Palestine conflict • DOGE budget cuts • SWAT teams on guard for the "chicken jockey" scene of A Minecraft Movie • Trump and Xi's tariff games • The IRS hunting late tax payers

Recent deaths: Kurt from Good Burger • George Foreman • 23andMe • Bruce Glover • Richard Chamberlain • Roger Daltrey's eyes and ears • Val Kilmer • Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Your 401K • Jay North • The 1-game "playoff runs" of the mid-tier NBA teams • SPOILER: Joel • Pope Francis

Upcoming deaths: U.S. and Global Economy • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Laura Palmer • DEI • Gawr Gura • Google's ad monopoly

UnNews Main on Wheels · Archive

On this day [edit]

April 24: Regretting Eating Those Novelty Chocolate Easter Bunnies Day (U.S.)

∞ BC - Time begins, to the disappointment of trillions.
1353 - Badger maulings reach record levels in Europe.
1704 - The first regular newspaper is published in America: The Boston New-Letter, containing overly-opinionated columns and hyped-up headlines. Circulation soars.
1856 - The word chairman is introduced to the Oxford English Dictionary as "A person with a proclivity to stand sitting."
1862 - The American Civil War on spelling begins, the letter 'u' in 'color' being the first victim.
1995 - The most amazing child on earth was born, sadly, he was born in Croatia.
2005 - George W. Bush declares, "America is officially full," all immigrants rerouted to Nunavut.

Archive · View today · View tomorrow

Picture of the day on Wheels

Sharks with frikkin' laser-beams attached to their frikkin' heads.

Image credit: Rei
View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images

Other areas of Uncyclopedia on Wheels

How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing on Wheels
Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules on Wheels no one follows
Formatting – for help on editing on Wheels
Requested articles – for inspiration on Wheels, or lack thereof
Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users on Wheels
Community portal – for general community shenanigans on Wheels

Sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation on Wheels, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects on Wheels as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.

Uncyclopedia languages

This Uncyclopedia on Wheels is written in English, supposedly. Started in 2005, it currently contains 39,661 articles on Wheels. Many other parody wikis on Wheels are available; some of the lamest are listed below.