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“This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear.” – Commodore Terrence Lambert-Simnel

With these words Commodore Terrence Lambert-Simnel (RN retired) became the first man to set foot on the moon. Moments later Group Captain Perkin "Tubby" Warbeck planted the Union Jack in the moon-dust and claimed Earth's only natural satellite for England, for King George and for tax-purposes. Flight Lieutenant Gerald "Stinky" Rawlings stood to attention and saluted through tear-stained eyes from the confines of the command module "Heart of Oak", unable to take part in the actual landing due to a grammar school education.

The story of how these two brave men and their batman came to be 400,000 kilometres from the nearest tea-shop is one of the most inspiring and yet little known tales in modern history. (Full article...)

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... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
... that cutting off your hands, nose, and head reduces the spread of germs by 100%?
... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?

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Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight
Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April (Pictured)
Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland
Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy
Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win

Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day • ICE-y chaos in Minnesota • Fallout from the Epstein Files • Winter Olympics

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Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!!

Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files (cough cough Bill and Hillary Clinton) • Travis Kelce

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February 8: Royals Named Elizabeth Day

1856 BC - Hebrews arrive at the Promised Land, start worshiping Baal, which makes Yahweh totally jealous.
1020 BC - Rome is built in 24 hours and 12 minutes.
76 AD - Philosopher Octavius Libido publishes his masterpiece, "Indoor Plumbing: the Devil Incarnate", Rome is then destroyed by Typhoid.
1587 - Mary, Queen of Scots is executed by Elizabeth I after US Weekly says Mary wore it better.
1819 - Mary Shelley creates Dr. Frankenstein, who rebels against his creator by not even calling during the holidays.
1952 - Elizabeth II is crowned Queen of the United Kingdom, immediately starts merchandising.
2001 - California Adventure declares its independence from Disneyland, establishes its own currency and military.

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