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After gaslighting their followers that the non-existent country of France was a real place, and after stating that Jeffrey Epstein was "my best friend", this horrid Uncyclopedian user has earned their place as one of the most hated Uncyclopedians on the site. It eventually went way deeper than these surface-level facts, however, as it has been revealed that Bad Motherfucker has had a secret history of lying, pedophilia, and even more. These events have escalated so much, that recently, L10nM4st3r has deleted their Discord account, and alongside it, have left the Uncyclopedian Discord server. So how did this story occur? (Full article...)

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... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)

... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?

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Trump receives COVID vaccine despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years
The US government continues to shit itself
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BoJo and Co. politely ask Nigel Farage to stop lifting children
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Charlie Kirk gets l+ratio'd during a speech in Utah
Sheeranism officially legalised in Yankeeland
Angela Rayner defects to Reform UK
Hollow Knight: Silksong gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year
Some mega pop star and her football player boyfriend get engaged. Yaaay.
NFL teams replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes

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"My cultural legacy will outlive all of you quote-fabricating shitfuckers, eat greasy pimpled dicks you worm-brained junk oglers." — Oscar Wilde

October 16: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Appreciation Day

1854 - Oscar Wilde is born, the World rejoices this event.
1914 - The first National Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes Championship is held in Southamptonshire on Boxbridge, England.
1963 - A statue of Wilde is erected in his birthplace: Dublin, Ireland. It is inscribed with passages from his most well-known work, The Happy Prince and Other Stories, and becomes a site of pilgrimage for struggling young homosexual playwrights around the world.
2007 - Online garbage fire Uncyclopedia hopes referencing Oscar Wilde rubs off on the quality of its shitty articles, fails horribly.

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Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for Japan.

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