User:Crocotta1/Experiment, Can Women Outperv Men?
This is an experiment done in the Biantai Behavioural Study Centre of China building. We tested three men and three women to see who is the most perverted. Anyone who did anything too illegal we kicked out of the experiment and arrested them. Three women and two men have been arrested so far.
Women[edit | edit source]
Subject one[edit | edit source]
Ran into the men’s room at a restaurant grew three extra arms and wanked every man at the urinals AS THEY WERE URINATING! We are still trying to figure out if she’s human or not.
Subject two[edit | edit source]
This one put a hidden camera in a mans bedroom and recorded him as he got dressed for work every morning, AND UPLOADED THEM ALL TO XVIDEOS!
Subject three[edit | edit source]
Threw her freshly used pad at an unsuspecting male passerby and it stamped his face with menses, he screamed and cried for 5 MINUTES.
Bonus subject[edit | edit source]
Made tea for her husband with a USED TAMPON and her husband didn’t notice til it was too late.
Score[edit | edit source]
- Subject one scored 3rd place
- Subject two scored 2nd place
- Subject three scored 1st place
- Bonus subject scored 0^1000000000th place
HO-LY SHIT
Men[edit | edit source]
Subject one[edit | edit source]
Touched boobies
Subject two[edit | edit source]
Masturbated to hentai
Subject three[edit | edit source]
Pissed himself on a train, he wasn’t even drunk or incontinent.
Bonus subject[edit | edit source]
Ate his own smegma in frustration because we brought him in and breakfast wasn’t being served anymore.
Score[edit | edit source]
- Subject two scored 3rd place
- Subject three scored 2nd place
- Subject one scored 1st place
- Bonus subject did WHAT?
Okay, buddy, retard!
Forgot to mention, we kicked some guys out because they bought the bath water, that would affect scoring with too much of the same place.
in conclusion[edit | edit source]
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This user is a female pervert |