Forum:Are you a cat?

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Started wondering. So did you, didn't you? If you have the feeling you might be a one, talktalktalk on the topics. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:29, 12 July, 2012 (UTC)

You are a cat if...

...there's a furry thing in your arse

...you unexplainedly have to eat from other's plates

...you like to scratch and pee at other's clothes

...you poo in others clothers

...you poop in your own clothes

...you eat your poop

Guilty. --EMC [TALK] 19:02 Jul 12 2012
Then you are a catchilla. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:05, 13 July, 2012 (UTC)

...you lick your poo

...you have furs in your arse and other various places

...you bite people if they stop hugging you

...you eat everything that moves (such as people)

Your Username is L10nM4st3r

This suits me perrrfectly. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:13, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

I am, sort of, I’m a feliforme carnivore.

You can read about it on Wikipedia—Mightyena.png Crocotta1 Mightyena.png 12:32, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Are you stalking me? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:34, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Hyena.jpg Nah, just saw the title of the page and wanted to talk about my taxonomic family.—Mightyena.png Crocotta1 Mightyena.png 12:38, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Ok. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:39, 17 August 2022 (UTC)