User:Serge Billault
I was identifying as a normal person, which raised early a lot of questioning in my neighborhood as to whether I should be prematurely terminated or sent in a far away country, preferably in Tibet. I later solved this dilema by identifying as a 28 years old CEO earning 250.000 dollars a year, which surprisingly did not have the expected outcome of people worshiping me but instead led them to opress me even more (by pretending it was bullshit). From time to time you can still catch me off-guard being normal but it's becoming increasingly difficult as I have begun training with the best of the best, a 4 years old hamster who identify himself as a Ninja.
How to contact me[edit | edit source]
You can send me words of encouragements at my current residence where some nice people offered me to live my difference in a very inclusive environment.
Identity/Pronouns[edit | edit source]
I identify myself as a counter-clockwise undercover whale.
My pronouns are: My indomitable invisible king pony lord / He who devide the sea.
- Ex:
- - Do not say "I told him to stop editing stuff. He really fucks up things".
- - Say "I told my indomitable invisible king pony lord to keep editing stuff. He who devide the sea really makes things greater".
Poetry[edit | edit source]
I love a particular type of poetry.
Corrected the insult made to the fans of Edgar Allan Poe: https://youtu.be/U9idD1wTYxs
Things To Do Before I die[edit | edit source]
- Write an article on Elves Hunting Season.
- Write an article on Quebec dubbed horror movies (I personnaly am a big fan of ghosts saying "Tabernacle").
- Watch the Quebec version of Aliens 2 and The Exorcist.
- Try to make someone reincarnate to see if it's bullshit.
- Test crash a space station.
- Add a power saving mode to the Bionic Woman and implant a wind turbine on the top of her skull because "Save Teh Planet".
- Overtake a Ferrari with my Ford Pinto and give the finger to the driver.
- Get to see the woke version of Gollum.
Once In a Lifetime Movies[edit | edit source]
Bullet Train (2022) Punch it!
