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I completely forgot who you are

Probably because I was young and stupid when you were around, though. @MrX: do you know what this person did? Because I don't. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:33, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

I just looked, and it looks like you have a history of being an idiot here and socking on Wikipedia. You were last investigated in 2019, and while some people have been able to change quite a lot in a fraction of the time, I highly doubt that's the case here. TL:DR, you've got a bad history and I think that, if you're who you claim to be, things will turn out badly. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:43, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

In which case, how will you know if I am Kiko4564 then? --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 10:35, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

Actually, how about I save everyone a lot of time and just make things clear here: I am Kiko4564. Do you want to tell User:Cassie or another admin so that they can block me? --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 22:22, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

The admins will find out eventually. Also, Cassie's been on her monthly month-long hiatuses. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:49, 16 August 2022 (UTC) For now:

In which case, what do they need to know that I haven't already publicly confessed? I can only assume that they can't simply take my word for it, and that they need to be able to actually prove that I am Kiko4564 before they can block me? How are they going to confirm that? Does this wiki even have checkuser? Even then, how will that confirm anything if they can't get an IP match? --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 13:02, 16 August 2022 (UTC)

That question is... something I am not qualified to answer. I'm just a slightly-confused extended-confirmed user who's been here for half a year. I'm not even sure if MrX can answer it himself. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:44, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

@MrX: Can you answer my question please? --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 08:56, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Yes, we have checkuser. As far as needing to "prove" that you are Kiko4564, well, I don't think anyone would say "I am [indefinitely blocked user]" without being said user. In any case, that was a long time ago, and I guess we can let you come back, but please don't do anything to piss us off. Even a small infraction could result in another very long ban. MrX blow me 16:00, 18 August 2022 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks for confirming that. That's good to know, I will make sure not to. If I do, then feel free to ban my ass for life. ;) --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 16:05, 18 August 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for August 19, 2022

The UnSignpost

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August 19, 2022 • Issue #217 • Archives • Press Room

MrX and Crocotta1's talkpages have been attacked!

By ARandomPage
Two anonymous vandals have attacked MrX's talkpage with spam, with one of them doing the same to both Crocotta1 and BraGreMat. MrX was absent during a latter part of the attack, Crocotta1 appears to be quite rude to these vandals, and BraGreMat is probably tired of reverting things all the time. Meanwhile, our self-proclaimed "chief editor" watched the madness, reverted a few times, and said stuff about the situation. He didn't even bother to make an UnSignpost about it until now! Ban this idiot already! Leave HATE HATE HATs on his talkpage, I demand justice!------------

There are errors in the Main Page! By ARandomPage
That is correct, there are slight grammar/formatting errors in the Main Page of all pages. The errors were found by Brogo13 as a result of Page trying to place the Main Page on wheels for "Willy on Wheels Day", which is the date that Willy on Wheels first vandalized Wikipedia. That date is August 20. Page is in disbelief over the current state of his life, inability to finish his WIPs, and the admins' lack of time to spot and fix the errors in what might be Uncyclopedia's most important page. Also, he failed to finish placing the Main Page on Wheels.

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Kiko4564 has returned! By ARandomPage
The banned user known as "Kiko4564" has returned, under the not-very-subtle username of Kiko4564 Is Back. Their intention is still unclear, at least to us, but there's a good chance it's not malicious. When first banned, Kiko had an "Extremely long history of being a complete twat, both on-wiki and on IRC". They were also a Wikipedia sockpuppeteer, but that's not our business. Due to all this madness, our incompetent chief editor decided that it's a good idea to throw this edition into Kiko4564's talkpage. MrX, I beg of you, ban ARandomPage already. He's too incompetent to be in charge of the UnSignpost. Biopic This biopic is about conciseness and its benefits and drawbacks. The benefits: Your text is shorter. The drawbacks: Your text is shorter.

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Chat Quote Cassie:

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:15, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

Appeal

{{Unblock|I'm sorry for what I did to your wiki and its users. Are you able to please allow me to return if I edit constructively from now on? The original ban is over 10 years old and its been about 8 years since I was last banned by Lostlabyrinth. Failing that, when can I next appeal please? --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 17:12, 26 August 2022 (UTC)}}

Would you care to comment on anything that happened between Kippy blocking you and now? MrX blow me 17:14, 26 August 2022 (UTC)

I sockpuppeted using User:Grayson O'Connor because I didn't think that the community actually gave a shit about Kippy blocking me. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 17:16, 26 August 2022 (UTC)

Why'd you think we didn't care about Kippy blocking you?ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:42, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Because I felt that Kippy was being overly officious and so were the elders for refusing my request, and banning me from Discord like that. The original ban is over 10 years old, and I think it was because of a disagreement with ChiefJusticeDS aka Zombiebaron on IRC. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 02:34, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

ChiefJusticeDS aka Zombiebaron? Was that ZB or CJDS's username on IRC for a while? I don't think either of them would impersonate another user. Also, a disagreement? Just what happened back there? I can't say anything about Discord since I don't have Discord. In case you haven't noticed, Uncyclopedia is... not as alive as it used to be. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:00, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

You're wrong, I think ChiefJusticeDS was joking on their userpage but I wrongly assumed that they were Zombiebaron. IDK their username. I don't remember that was about 10 years ago. Correct. Thanks. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 13:02, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Alright then. I've got nothing more to say for now. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:05, 27 August 2022 (UTC)

Your UN:OFFICE listing

So, apparently, your past behavior has earned you a spot on the permanent [Redacted] list, meaning that no matter how much whining you do, you're gonna be out of here for a VERY long time. Read the listing if you wanna know what your past self did, but basically, you were being really terrible in many ways, including trying to convince us that you've changed. Now I see why Kippy banned you, and your sockpuppeting as Grayson is now telling me that you aren't trustworthy.

TL;DR: Fisher Price. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:51, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for making me aware. I've emailed my appeal to User:Cassie directly to review since no other admin has stopped by. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 08:39, 8 September 2022 (UTC)

Appeal

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Kiko4564 Is Back (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Sorry about my earlier sockpuppetery as User:Grayson O'Connor and other behaviour. Please unblock me. I can promise that it won't happen again. I really want to edit this uncyclopedia. Thanks. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 09:54, 11 July 2023 (UTC)

Decline reason:

Yeah no, i’m not letting you back here just because Spike blocked you on the spoon. 14:10, 11 July 2023 (UTC)

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This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Kiko4564 Is Back (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

I understand your concerns, but I don't just want to be unblocked because of that. I want to be unblocked since I really want to contribute to this particular site. I accept that I mucked up by socking with multiple accounts including User:Grayson O'Connor. However I respectfully submit that more than 6 months have passed since my last use of any sockpuppets, and I don't see why I must remain blocked given that the original block was imposed a very long time ago. I only socked because I didn't think that the community saw my ban as legitimate given that it is historical, and I wasn't blocked any earlier. I would also like to point out that my request to have the ban lifted was considered by the elders on the Discord, but declined by Woh Mi out of hand simply because of what LostLabyrinth said on the block reason. However, I do feel that I deserve one more last chance. Sorry. --Kiko4564 Is Back (talk) 22:08, 14 July 2023 (UTC)

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