alula

This user is from Norway …and is proud of her pillaging (List of Norwegian Uncyclopedians)

This user has been an admin on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 11 months and 10 days.

This user has been a bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 5 months and 13 days.

This user is an administrator on another wiki.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 years, 9 months and 27 days.

⏲️ This user's timezone is UTC+2 (CEST). Their time is currently 08:17. () ⏲️

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀

This user is bisexual, so she gets more than her fair share.

NO N This user is a native speaker of Norwegian. NO N

EN 4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. EN 4

Alula also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki (sometimes). She LOVES TO BABBLE!

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a cat. She's just standing on two legs to make people believe she's human (and failing horribly at it).

My average day on Uncyclopedia

This is apparently my average day on Uncyclopedia too, according to ARandomPage

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2023

“it may not have really big tits, but there's no denying whoever made its design had ulterior motives. I mean have you seen those legs? and that pose? and also that look in the eyes”

~ DaniPine3 on the "furry bait" known as Meowscarada