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archived by me, for the billonth time[edit source]

screw the bot i'm doing this myself Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:35, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, screw the bot Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:44, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
NOOOOO alula WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOONEEEEEE 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:02, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
the right thing Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:04, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: So you say, huh.
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
no thanks, i'm good Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:49, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
No, you aren't!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:59, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: nobody here is good, after all. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:10, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
true[useless reference 1] Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:13, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

PENIS – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

Timelines (poem) [ edit source ]

in another timeline i have zero emotions
in another timeline i'm a little green mantis
in another timeline i'm a spiky old cactus
in another timeline maybe i never made the music

– Preceding unsigned comment added by JHSHernandez-ZBH (talk • contribs)

@DaniPine3:[edit source]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW.jpeg

Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:11, 3 June 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: wait, really? you aren't kidding? tomorrow was the day Deltarune released??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:13, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
yes Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:11, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula:
Lets fucking goooooo.jpg

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:08, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
deltarune in about 24 hours and 48 minutes Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:12, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
What the hell is "Deltarune" and why the hell are you two obsessed with it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:13, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
a video game that's coming out in 24 hours and 44 minutes Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:16, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: it's a sequel/spinoff to Undertale, one of the best indie videogames ever made (this isn't my opinion; it's an objective fact) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:24, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Come to think of it, I believe that you sent me a video of a "froggie mod" of it, or something, at some point. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:27, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I think I did, yea. It was a really bat fuck insane Deltarune mod which I thought someone as bat fuck insane as you would like. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:31, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
the IP man is back as an IP at a gas station this time 2600:1006:B197:6B97:DA9A:5E80:6648:1A8F (talk) 18:06, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
oh and also as the risk and ultrakill and IP man I'm legally required to dispute the opinion of reltadune being the best indie game 2600:1006:B197:6B97:DA9A:5E80:6648:1A8F (talk) 18:09, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
kinda unfair to say that when the game isn't officially released yet Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:35, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
the same thing goes for ultrakill 2600:1006:B197:6B97:DA9A:5E80:6648:1A8F (talk) 18:39, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
isn't using mobile phones not allowed on gas stations? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:43, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
it's allowed in the USA, +im not at the gas station anymore 2600:1006:B197:6B97:DA9A:5E80:6648:1A8F (talk) 18:46, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
it's allowed here too, what kind of place doesn't allow you to use your phone at a gas station? Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:35, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
I meant it's not allowed if you're near the gasoline pumps. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
i've never heard of anything like that before Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:21, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
in hometown tornado sirens were ringing in the air because there was a tornadoLawrence.gif.gif (talk) 20:45, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
no, they're ringing because someone opened a dark fountain Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:16, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: speaking of dark fountains, there's only 7 hours left for Deltarune Chapters 1-4 to be released... I really hope I don't get anything spoiled. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:29, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
solution: shut yourself out from all social media sites that can show you spoilers Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:27, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
btw heres a spoiler: John appears in chapter 6 as a secret boss Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:28, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: aw, why did you have to spoil me that? now I won't be able to enjoy the rest of the game!!! >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:32, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

don't worry, chapter 6 isn't releasing until 2037 probably, so you'll forget it by the time that happens Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:02, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

@alula: I think you're being rather delusional by thinking that we'll have to wait only 12 years for it to release... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:10, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
no, it's a rather generous timeframe. chapter 3/4 only took about four years to release, and chapter 2 only three Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:16, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: "only" yeah... I don't think if that's the proper use of that term... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:18, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
i think it is Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:19, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: I mean, idk... as much as I like Toby Fox's work, I must admit he might have delayed a bit too much this game... surely, it's only a few people working on it, but it's not like the guy doesn't have enough money to hire more people... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:24, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
insert the shigeru miyamoto quote here Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:27, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: you mean this one? – Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs)
no, i'm talking about the other one Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:34, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

sleiojioaHULGIO'ULJiu/ohgudfyksxtufli[edit source]

kjhdy;fhbjausdhjuji Schism (talk) 22:48, 3 June 2025 (UTC)

For anyone wondering, the section below is exclusively for people writing in constructed languages. Anyone who writes in a natural language will be moved to this section. ---- Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Forum:Last person to edit wins (is there a timestamp? there might be: 10:30, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

ha ha I'm not speaking in constructed languaged (whatever that is), yet I am writing here. I'm breaking the law!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:23, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
Only artificial language I know is Sealese. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 13:48, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

ma pi toki pali taso[edit source]

ni li ma pi toki pali taso. sitelen sina li weka tan sina sitelen e toki pi pali ala. (sitelen ni li sitelen pi leko pi pini ke luka san li en e ni lon tenpo ilo lili nanpa 28 pi tenpo ilo suli nanpa 10 pi tenpo suno nanpa 4 pi tenpo mun nanpa 6 pi tenpo sike nanpa 2025 lon tenpo suno sin pi tenpo sike pi poka pi lon pi jan sewi Jesu pi jan Esiku sin pi nasin tenpo pi jan pi ma Wasika Kekoli)

@alula:[edit source]

DELTARUNE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!1

DELTARUNE TODAY.png

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:05, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

deltarune status update: deltarune is coming out in three motherfucking seconds!!!!!!!! Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:59, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: deltarune status update status update: deltarune is OUT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!! PREPARE YOUR WALLETS!!!!!!!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:07, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
guys it cant possibly be the best news. its not like we can finally be bees. Schism (talk) 15:23, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
why should we be bees? Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:38, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
Bees can fly, and they actually know how to work together and get shit done. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
at the cost of being slaves, yeah Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:43, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: is it realy slavery if they work together, tho? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:25, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
yes Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:28, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
... How? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 13:35, 7 June 2025 (UTC)
slavery doesn't stop being slavery just because the slaves work together Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:23, 7 June 2025 (UTC)

What are your three words to live by?[edit source]

Forget "live, laugh, love." Introducing:

  1. Shrek
  2. Heck
  3. Kek

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:35, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

good question.
1. Gubby
2 +RICOSHOT x4
3. +PARRY
Schism (talk) 17:17, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
  • 1. KILL
  • 2. SLAUGHTER
  • 3. PLAGUE
Somebetterusername (talk) 17:29, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
  1. Deltarune
  2. Today
  3. !
Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:01, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
  1. wile (want)
  2. pali (make)
  3. lape (rest)
-- Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Forum:Last person to edit wins (is there a timestamp? there might be: 01:26, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
7
GRAND
DAD
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 06:59, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
boobs
muh napalm
darth penos
Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 12:50, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
I
Don't
Care
 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling...Join the Empire! 15:19, 5 June 2025 (UTC) 15:19, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

dead meme[edit source]

i call it referencing a dead meme, rhymes with grug Schism (talk) 06:00, 8 June 2025 (UTC)

I am not baby milk ---- Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Forum:Last person to edit wins (is there a timestamp? there might be: 12:56, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
I guess that the lifespan of modern memes is about... two seconds Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:51, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: well, that's industrial society and its consequences for ya. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:55, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
I actually read the first quarter or so of that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:57, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I could see that here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:12, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
Oh god I forgot about that place Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:15, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: who's maintaining it, then? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:27, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
It hasn't been edited once since December of 2023, as far as I can tell Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:28, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
well, good thing fandom refuses to close down any wiki that doesn't break its TOS then. or maybe not, if you ever want it deleted or something Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:57, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
all of you guys need to get j*bs vro💔🥀Somebetterusername (talk) 15:36, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: let me get my degree first, then we'll talk about j*bs. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:40, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
AHHHHHHHH DON'T SAY THAT WORD Somebetterusername (talk) 15:44, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: which word? degree? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:47, 10 June 2025 (UTC)

ok here's a list of banned words so you don't scare me again

  • job
  • chore
  • task
  • employment
  • degree
  • education
  • salary
  • internship
  • college
  • work
  • workforce
  • application
  • profession
  • career
  • resume
  • interview
  • labor
  • rent
  • taxes
  • outside
  • service

Somebetterusername (talk) 15:50, 10 June 2025 (UTC)

b*nned is b*nned ---- Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Forum:Last person to edit wins (is there a timestamp? there might be: 06:59, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: if we can't say any of those words, then how are we going to discuss about the ways the current capitalist economic system is exploitative to the ploretariat? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:55, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
nuh uh Somebetterusername (talk) 16:26, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
you're doing the community a disservice by saying "nuh uh" Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:46, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
I'm actively working for the CIA vro, there's nothing that pmo more than those commies 💔🥀 Somebetterusername (talk) 21:29, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
and i don't understand what you're saying. who is "vro", and what does "pmo" mean? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:48, 10 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: file format 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:35, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔🥀🚡 Somebetterusername (talk) 00:56, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alula.gifAlula.gif 06:51, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

the glorp is coming[edit source]

glorp is coming Schism (talk) 13:43, 11 June 2025 (UTC)

wrong. the roaring is coming instead Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:55, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
  • LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* wrong. gas leak. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:56, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
there's more than one gas leak Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:57, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: elaborate. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:59, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
a second gas leak appears. if you've played the new chapters then surely you'd notice that Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:02, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: ...I haven't played them yet, so this is very ominous to me... please don't elaborate further, or else you'll give me too many spoilers... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:06, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:08, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
@alula: I know, it's just that I keep forgetting to download the game :,[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:09, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
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i am the ip lord, kneel before me 2600:1010:B17D:E104:7FFA:CD25:4195:643E (talk) 20:49, 12 June 2025 (UTC)
...and what happens if we don't? Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:50, 12 June 2025 (UTC)

The mountain will release its nighty wrath upon thee2600:1010:B17D:E104:7FFA:CD25:4195:643E (talk) 21:10, 12 June 2025 (UTC) I worship the great mighty mountain, the ever-visible guardian of all which dwelleth in my land. We do not speak the name of the Mountain, but all must make a pilgrimage to it. I, the ip lord, answer only to the mountain. 2600:1010:B17D:E104:7FFA:CD25:4195:643E (talk) 21:33, 12 June 2025 (UTC)

Schism? is that you? hold on let me check if it's you...
"long live the riskian republic" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 12 June 2025 (UTC)
do you answer to mount celeste or meher mount? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:14, 12 June 2025 (UTC)
what are those lowly foothills? The mountain is atsahs but spelled backwards. 2600:1010:B17D:E104:7FFA:CD25:4195:643E (talk) 23:52, 12 June 2025 (UTC)
...who the fuck is possessing my gas station IP? Schism (talk) 12:44, 13 June 2025 (UTC)
Not me, for sure. 2600:1010:B17D:E104:7FFA:CD25:4195:643E (talk) 13:11, 13 June 2025 (UTC)
fofodooddi Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Forum:Last person to edit wins (is there a timestamp? there might be: 13:17, 13 June 2025 (UTC)
@schism: wait, you're telling me the IP guy is not you? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:07, 13 June 2025 (UTC)
why would it be schism? Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:11, 13 June 2025 (UTC)

florida better get the job done in hockey, we can not see a canadian team hoist the stanley cup, only canadians on AMERICAN teams, gosh darn it there's a difference![edit source]

nah just kidding I wanted to show you this totally real photo ---> Somebetterusername (talk) 13:28, 14 June 2025 (UTC)
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it's all about the mets baby go mets Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:04, 14 June 2025 (UTC)
is this sports talk or something? Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:21, 14 June 2025 (UTC)