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The last person to edit was Alula! mrrp miaaow nyaaa~

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~ oh look a minccino

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Don't mind me, just keyboard smashing. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:40, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

If you're gonna keyboard mash, commit to the bit. JK WJ GwGKFJEGJHFGEYJAGHVFNAEBVFKHWVNA<FJJWAKTEfhgsvfkdrxgjdrxvdrfjex,drzevsghfxrrrrksudbtvgyesiu lrmhg;szdr ;a[w4p9tv7 r6 awi;o3 egsnrdikv4wyakuh tlvio3ngifweyk sgrdtna8wo3negsiytcg3ieruoepntgu3fycepnwt;74ehsr gnidbrjgvkyyybtuieryhzsiulybre;z.npour tv8oupa4yuig;oyau w9'y i4'[i- -[w'ov-yl h4wigku4efukyvt4ywhy 'pti'[4-o[0r5iy9mobu'[4ovurhit;g j4rpawti7g3ewiylgau tl4wpoueirya4lbw tuiawtuwafvbwyja htulwbayhbtu kaghigulgawu;h4sie;ylijtguo;hs';xiz't4p9rytos87itge'zpdxofesydfhxkur;os et5jihydrggt5uojhuidgysrdks uhtygurgyjhugygjhryge46trfis7t54uwereawuo;ts8ygiouopsry8ds7i8yfxkjhbhgyurijkesbeiudfkjgyuihk ~~@# ~ ~~ ~ # ~~ — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:28, 20 April 2025 (UTC)#

oh finally the thing was archived, it was startin' to get cluttered y'know Somebetterusername (talk) 17:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

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hey what'th heck are y'all doin', this ain't good'at a' a'l, y'u'r' c'u't'r'n u' e'v'r'n'g ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Somebetterusername (talk) 17:39, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

don't you just love it when everyone forgets to close their tags? 17:43, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I don't give any fucks about tags, to be honest. 'Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

what have you done? 17:47, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I don't know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:49, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Doesn't mattter what he did only that I made this page more of a mess!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:54, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

wow wtf is going on here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:08, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I have no idea Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:26, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

ok enough big text. now it's time to make this page completely unreadable 19:29, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I like the sound of that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:32, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: @ L10nM4st3r: huh? what did you say? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:35, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: not unreadable enough. which means you're now sentenced to a five month long gender studies session 19:37, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

wow, alula, how did you become so... huge...? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:50, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

i dunno 19:51, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck is going on? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:56, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: sorry I couldn't read that. what did you say??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:58, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@DANNY PINO IIIRD: What? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:01, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: who? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:17, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

you, apparently 20:28, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Time for a SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITWAR! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:33, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I still can't hear what you guys say... you're so far away.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:38, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Would be a shame if all of us caught the Olula desease, but couldn't see it coming because the text is so small. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:33, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

AITA for stabbing my husband

he made the piano so i pushed him down the stairs and stabbed him with scissors Somebetterusername (talk) 23:01, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

That's only illegal, not moral. We do things immoral here. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:07, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

We don't, and this is obviously a joke. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:08, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: hold on, we don't? what am I going to do with all this bombs then? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:09, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Why, you blow up a hospital, silly! joke don't come after me radom people who try to take this out of context — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:11, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: okay, done. now the city hospital is no more... hold on, what do you mean it was a joke? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:19, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

Oh good. I MEAN WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?? very good job, it's just so nobody can take it out of context WHY!?? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:23, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: now you're confusing me. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

YOU CANT "OUT OF CONTEXT" ME!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:41, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: okay, now I can't even comprehend what you're saying. maybe you should go to a psychward. attentively, the guy that blew up a hospital. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:51, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

I think I'm the sane one, you're the one who needs help. You ONLY blew up one hospital!?? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:56, 20 April 2025 (UTC)

lol hospitals? I blow up schools (this joke has been omitted due to my conscience telling me it won't be a joke about one-three months from now) Somebetterusername (talk) 00:02, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I was going to blow up more, but then you confused me with the whole "it's a joke" thing... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Same reason somebetterusername crossed out his message I had to say I was joking. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:07, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

why are we talking about blowing up hospitals and schools to begin with? 13:11, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

alula it's a very healthy hobby to have. even if the law is against it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:17, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

What the hell kind of bullshit is happening in here!?! Blowing up SCHOOLS and HOSPITALS are against the law, fuckwads! You're gonna spend LONG, LONG nights in the FUCKING clink!!!! FBI agent (talk)

What the hell has been going on here since I last visited? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

jack-shit! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:57, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

A wild OPOSSUM appeared!!

SEEL ARMY L6 L5 L4 L7 L8 L6 FAINTED FAINTED FAINTED FAINTED FAINTED FAINTED
HP:

   

Full party of Minccinos L. 21 L. 21 L. 21 L. 21 L. 21 L. 21
HP: 52/73 56/73 58/73 54/73 51/73 63/73

   

All the Minccinos used Double Slap! Hit 3, 3, 5 and 2 times!

Minccino #6's Double Slap failed!

Seel #1 fainted!

Seel #3 fainted!

Seel #4 fainted!

Seel #5 fainted!

Seel #6 fainted!

All the Minccinos got EXP points!

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hold on, ENCORE? ULTRAKILL mentioned 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:13, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

I see you present me with hypothermia, something I assume is from you looking up the ULTRAKILL encores and seeing 0-E. you forget that the second part of the level (post-title card drop) it heats up and starts killing you, and said level is called "THIS HEAT, AN EVIL HEAT", hence I will turn up the thermostat 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:41, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:41, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

Minccino used Encore!

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168.11.96.2 must do an encore!

I cast maurice 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:30, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure this was just a fight between OPOSSUM and Alula's pokémon, when did you enter the battle, IP guy? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:46‎, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

he got encored by my minccino. and now he's breaking the rules of encore, so he's automatically defeated 16:53, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: what is an encore? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:57, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

he got encored by my minccino. and now he's breaking the rules of encore, so he's automatically defeated 17:09, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

oh fr? thought it just meant choose a move and you gotta repeat it a bajillion times 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:39, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: @OPOSSUM: you guys are really having a Pokémon battle on this forum? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:01, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

yes, it's the most scuffed thing ever, but it works somehow 19:03, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: well, I'm glad it works... don't you think this should be in a different forum, tho? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:12, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

no. 19:13, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: k. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:14, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

Minccino used Encore!
DaniPine3 must do an encore!

@alula: k. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:37, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

brooms

brooms (not vrooms) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:35, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Confusions (not Confucians) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:45, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck (not funk) – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  21:40, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

According to all known laws of aviation (not deviation) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:02, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Never gonna give you up (not cup) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:05, 21 April 2025 (UTC)

Never gonna let you down (not drown) (just kidding, drown whenever you want) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:31, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

planes (not trains) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:31, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

What even is the point of this thread? (Not Fred) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:49, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

probably to prevent confusion (not fusion) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:14, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

Hyperwar Nostalgia

So, lemme tell you, those were the good old days. 😩😭 I haven't told you any of this, but my mother herded reindeer in Beringia, she was underground from all the nuclear fallout and shit, the Muans were dropping nukes on us. She got raped by a Hwan soldier and gave birth to me... must have been the worst days of her life. When I was like seven I snuck out of our subterranean village of sealskin and driftwood huts and took a wormhole to Old Helsinki, swore allegiance the god Ukko.

I immediately got drafted, remember I was only seven. I wanted to fly one of them fancy new star destroyers around but goddamn General Ebin Spärdö took my dreams away. 😢😢😢 When Lemuria disappeared, I didn't even get to see it. Spärdö put me in the mammoth cavalry at Gliese 12-B... our bases got nuked so much the air wasn't even breathable. My mammoth, which I just called "hirvenkyrpä" or something stupid, bucked me off twice, it was painful as fuck but I survived due to gliese's low gravity. Made some great friends on Gliese, but I spent like five years there.

Didn't ever see the effects Giza Mass Autism Array, even though it drove my entire legion batshit. I only ever learned about it pretty recently because I got sent to the present through a black hole that the Siberian wizards had summoned to fuck with a bunch of our Proto-Finnic spaceships. After rather painful time manipulation from the black hole or something, I got sent to the magical world of 2017 A.D. I've gotta say... you guys have it even worse than we did. No more nomadism, mammoths, space lasers, time warps, caribou herding, Lemuria and Mu, all that awesome shit we had back in the day. I just wanna go back. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:55, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

real 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:38, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

wait we can have pok n on battles?

i send out my army of pikachu clones

go, pikachu, raichu, plusle, minun, pachirisu, and emolga!

who dares challenge me Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 22:19, 23 April 2025 (UTC)

Not to brag, but I have a very powerful pokemon which can take your entire team. FLYGON, GO!! (I actually have way better pokemon, a flygon could take your entire team, thanks to a little thing called type immunity!) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:30, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: it surprises me that your Pokémon isn't lion-shaped, considering your username. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:34, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

I chose it primerily because it's a ground type, and all of brown's pokemon are all lightning type. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:38, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

ok nvm hold up lemme just...

ok there

go, raichu, plusle, minun, pachirisu, emolga, and cinccino!

(btw i send out pachirisu and cinccino first) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 11:35, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

are you sure

are you sure? WHERE IS OMNI MAN WHERE IS HE? SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT! oh I am conquesting it I am conquesting it so good the [title card] fandom truly isn't [title card] when it comes to lobotomies 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:09, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

hey JHSHernandez-ZBH you should meet this IP guy as you were also once known around here simply as an annonnymous IP. also maybe you could try to convice them to create an account like you eventually did 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:47, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

yeah i'm not that guy I just want to be the last person to edit, hehe hahaha Somebetterusername (talk) 22:52, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

what in the sea salt 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:23, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

what in the sea salt? sea & salt Somebetterusername (talk) 13:44, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

yummy 16:28, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Hey, I'm the one who used to drink seawater! Not you! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

i'm talking about the sea salt, not the water 18:29, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

I know, but seawater has sea salt in it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:49, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

the two are not the same, though 18:56, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: (fyi) Rejoice! I, the IP Man, have made an account (with Coffi's help). Schism (talk) 04:40, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

I refuse to believe he finally did it. Why would it have taken this long, assuming it's true, which it isn't. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 05:53, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

do you like eating sea salt? 07:04, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Do you? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:06, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

maybe 09:12, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Maybe I like sea salt flavoured crisps. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:57, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: ...all crisps are salt flavoured... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:58, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

oh wait, sea salt flavoured. forget I said anything. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

I will proceed to forget everything you have already said. *crack* Oh hello there, I've never seen you before. Your username looks familiar, have you perhaps chosen it after a TV show with an evil triangle in it? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:03, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

Gergdown and I already made that joke a while back on this forum thread, if uou remember... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:07, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: as a matter of fact, I am the main characters from that TV show's cousin. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:10, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Are you? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:00, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: of course I am! it's as true as the fact that you are a marsupial writing on a keyboard with your tiny hands. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

Hmm, I've come to a realization that... I may not be a marsupial after all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:25, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

are you an ungulate instead? 16:21, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

Not an ungulate. Everyone says that opossums are rodents, not marsupials. I don't think they are, but at this point, I wouldn't be surprised, considering we are basically giant tree rats with freaky teeth. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:59, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

they aren't, but from what little i've read opossums seem somewhat similar to squirrels 19:16, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3 Facinating. According to my previous messages I have known you before. Who exactly are you? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:24, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

I am DaniPine3, also known as LaziBum3, and i saw a dog getting blown up in a Discord channel the other day 22:57, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

ahh, LaziBum3, that name is familiar to me. No wonder it seems to work so well along side danipine's name, it IS danipine! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:35, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: y'know, I'd really like to prove to you that I'm not a lazy bum, but right now I'm browsing the Uncyclopedia instead of doing homework, so... yeah. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:46, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

THAT'S WHAT A LAZIBUM3 WOULD SAY!! Too lazy to do homework. Too lazy to convince me you're not lazy. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:00, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: okay, ya got me. I'm a lazy bum. there, I admitted it. happy now? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:02, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Yes, I am. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:03, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Has anyone here actually beaten the Uncyclopedia Zork?

Like, I beat Abyss a few days ago, but goddammit, Zork is just too fucking big for me. It makes Make it to Ketchikan look like L10nM4st3r's "some random game". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:27, 27 April 2025 (UTC)

likely not 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:58, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

probably 20:28, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

Alright, good to know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:34, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

this conversation was changed. Somebetterusername (talk) 22:36, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

i burning your dog Somebetterusername (talk) 22:40, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

updog Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:41, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

:3 22:50, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

NYEH HEH HEH! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:53, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

I LOVE BLUE BEES! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:55, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

Mmm... tasty piss. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:58, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

Ooh, piss! I want some! 22:58, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

PISS PISS PISS, GIVE ME PISS OMG!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:00, 28 April 2025 (UTC)

i just called the piss store. they're out of stock 01:06, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

this is unacceptable! i need piss, NOW! Somebetterusername (talk) 02:54, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

DITTO!!! 10:04, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

i agree! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:23, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

no, i didn't 14:20, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Rank make it to ketchikan's music, which is the shittiest song in the game (OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE2 aside, of course)

Be honest.

• Ketchikan BGM-Journey to Nowhere

• Mr. Death's Song

• OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE 2

• Luna's Theme

• Rick Roll MIDI

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:25, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

the earrape one (outside of that it's probably mr. deaths theme) 14:24, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

I don't think gergdown has enough time right now, he says he's gonna make more music for MITK later, all he could do was Mr. Death's song right now, I guess Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:25, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: ya know i've actually wanted to get into music making and shit since i've heard ULTRAKILL ost (guh its peak) so once/if I learn it i could make some music too (fair warning: it would be breakcore likely. or not.) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:29, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I guess that's a no? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:30, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@168.11.96.2: It's not a no. It'd actually be really cool to learn how to make breakcore. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:32, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: so, you want to make it as opposed to me? both of us perhaps? or something else? (I'm stupid and cant infer things) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

What I mean is that indeed, you can make it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:05, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

k thanks for clarifyinging 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:09, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

also i'll ping you with the first track once it comes out. will try to sound like ultrakill's greed (because, it'll be for Ojai region) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: here's the ojai spawn thing i made:

The Desert and John

Schism (talk) 21:24, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Might be more fitting for the actual desert parts of the game (see Game:Make it to Ketchikan/Huh?) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:34, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

alright then, i guess its for that then. i'll start composing an oregon soundtrack, and then alaska ones tomorrow Schism (talk) 21:41, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: Did you have any experience with writing music before this, or is this the first time you tried? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:52, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: first time, its a mash of apparently public domain stuff from soundtrap 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:41, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

(note to self: make the Oregon Overture next) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:43, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

(second note to self: make cover art in MS paint) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:45, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I already did that a while back, but I never posted my slightly uploaded my MS Paint cover art to this website, so here it is. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:16, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: Hey, I know you just started writing music (although I'm a amateur when it comes to composing as well), but I just wanna say, mashing stuff together will only get you so far. But the stuff you make isn't bad as far as mashing stuff together goes, I must admit. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

i see...i did plan on making a more coherent track for places like seattle, or tacoma. Schism (talk) 21:26, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

a moccasin

@alula: hehe I win :3c 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:09, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

22:11, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: >:[
now you'll see...

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:14, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

22:15, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:30, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

22:41, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

Why just one moccasin? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:43, 29 April 2025 (UTC)

what do you mean? i clearly added two of them 07:03, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Click here to scroll to the bottom of the page easily.

The moccasins are too damn big, even for my standards! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

But now you have to scroll up to get to the edit link of the section above.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:55, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Not anymore! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:01, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

what if the TOC is mysteriously missing? :3c 22:18, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

That means that somebody removed it intentionally. And what the hell is ":3C" supposed to mean, anyway? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:40, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

it's like a :3 but with a cat paw under the cat face 23:03, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Template:Pin

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:10, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

pin 23:12, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:19, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

23:23, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

@alula: >:[ >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:25, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

23:27, 30 April 2025 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

ping pong 00:13, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I have been wanting to make that a template for a while, because I kept typing "pong" instead of "ping", and this thread reminded me of that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Pong pong! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 03:41, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Wait NO! PING ping, not pong pong! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

13:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

What does that have to do with pins, Pong or Ping-Pong? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

NOOOOOOO!! IT'S PING PONG!!! PING FUCKING PONG!!! WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THEM FUCKKED UPPP!??????>????? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:27, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Uhh... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:35, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

This tree is known as a "pong pong" 20:12, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

pång 20:20, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Ping, pang, pong! When I say that aloud it feels familiar somehow.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:24, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

I may be thinking of "Bing bang bong", still no idea where that came from though.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:27, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

me neither 20:51, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:57, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Noo, I don't think it's that.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

no. 21:14, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

hey @168.11.96.2:

according to the page title you're a pantherfucker now 22:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Saplerx is a monkeyfucker now. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:01, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

A PantherZX0815fucker? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: 168.11.96.2 is now Schism, if you hadn't noticed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:15, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

But he still doesn't really use that account, he will likely always be IP Man, just as JHSHernandez-ZBH is still Big Moccasin Billy (to me, at least) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:17, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: to be fair both of them are the IP men. In fact, it's strange Schism and JHSHernandez-ZBH have never interacted between each other. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:28, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

very interesting Somebetterusername (talk) 02:11, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

looking into this 04:32, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

ah yes the second surviving member of the Homo genus: Homo IP. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:26, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

What's the third? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:40, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Homo Erectus 19:16, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@aslula: that homo is what? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:18, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

It's erecting a new sculpture outside of the Moccasinian palace right now (also my name isn't aslula) 19:22, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

i'm referencing how humanity outcompeted every single member of the entire genus it is in and forced said members into total extinction (we are a terrifying species holy shit) and that due to referencing both me and big moccasin billy as "IP Men" it may as well be implying the existence of a second surviving member of our genus, Homo IP. Schism (talk) 20:45, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: UN:SIGN 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:38, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

fuck Schism (talk) 20:45, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

something interesting i found

scroll down to the user registration log entry on here. do you see someone familiar? 20:40, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you mean that Cat the colourful guy? it's the only name I recognize. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:41, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

my bad, i'm talking about the user getting created (and then blocked) at the bottom of the page 20:43, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: let me guess, it's a certain communist Italian aracuan? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:53, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

maybe 20:55, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:00, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

the hartford calendar postcard bees? 21:02, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

As far as I know, walbro's first username was Shemappandyou from 2012, but he claims to have been on Uncyc since 2011 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:08, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

i already knew that, i just found one of his accounts (that is now deleted for whatever reason) on the wayback machine 22:43, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

molotov cocktail

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votolom tactkoil — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:51, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

oltoovom catcokial 17:58, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

moovolt tailcock — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:05, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

molotov with a cat 18:10, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

molotov would never have a niko he's too innocent and pure >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:21, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck is the point of this thread Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:00, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

there used to be an image of a cat here, but someone replaced it with a molotov cocktail 19:04, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

who would replace innocent niko with a molotov cocktail? that's cruel! also niko isn't actually a cat btw 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:07, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

if niko isn't a cat, then how do you explain this?

This user is a cat. They're just standing on two legs to make people believe they're human (and failing horribly at it).

19:15, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Out of curiosity, how did you know I was in the irc a while ago? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:26, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

i didn't, i just opened it randomly 19:26, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

Very suspicious... — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:27, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

very suspicious indeed 20:00, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah--Chicken4War / talk to me 21:32, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

hi there Chicken4War
long time no seen 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:36, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

hello :3 --Chicken4War / talk to me 21:40, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Hello! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:45, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

miaow:3 22:16, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

:B Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:21, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:52, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

what is this thing? 00:02, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

This is that thing.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:04, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

very interesting Somebetterusername (talk) 00:33, 5 May 2025 (UTC)

very, very, interesting 06:46, 5 May 2025 (UTC)