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The last person to edit was DaniPine3! Watch out for the falling tree, if you don't want to get crushed...

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signature 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:44, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Insane words, spoken by an insane man (or woman, boy, girl, or gender neutral, or ... you get the idea). — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:53, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: according to that IP's userpage (User:Schism) userbox, his gender is male; so, you didn't get it wrong... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:57, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

No idea why I never check... I read the userpages, then I proceed to forget everything I read.
Perhaps I should just not read it. Can't forget what you don't know. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:04, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I guess lions have an affinity to forget things... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:05, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Fuck you. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:06, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Not a lion! Enjoy the 59 second block! Next block will be 61 seconds. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:08, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

as an INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! I can confirm I am a male 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:28, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

let me guess: the "INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!" thing is yet another ULTRAKILL reference 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:36, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

yes. said by angel with daddy issues after getting clapped by a GoPro 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:38, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

let me guess: this somehow has something to do with the bible 16:53, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

yes and no. firstly: the angel with daddy issues is Gabriel, boss of 3-2 (In the Flesh) and 6-2 (Aesthetics of Hate). He has daddy issues because God is dead in Ultrakill, but he keeps on stomping the shit out of Hell's residents in the name of that bygone God. The GoPro is referencing V1, the player's character in Ultrakill, because the community has unanimously decided that V1 is just a GoPro with legs due to its head shape. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:58, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

huh 08:04, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: are you confused or are you interested because i cant figure out societal norms when it comes to using the term "huh" with zero punctuation on the internet, or any other societal norm (and never will) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:36, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

neither (i needed to add something to this page to win and i couldn't come up with anything else to say) 13:21, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

relatable 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:25, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

whoops, added an extra colon 13:27, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Is it skill or luck?

Went afk at the start of a fortnite match and hid in a building.
Finally died to the storm, in 6th place.
Is this the new meta now? Also, 100% skill based, not an ounce of luck involved, or I wouldn't be boasting about it here!
(Remember what website this is when you read that last sentence) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:46, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Idk, I've never played Fortnite. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:47, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

me neither 17:56, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Make it to Ketchikan: AI Dungeon Edition

This is my first experience with AI Dungeon. I typed the following prompt into it:

You are a moccasin-sporting crazy guy named John whose goal is to get to Ketchikan, Alaska from Ojai, California. He is unafraid to hijack cars and hitchhike on trains, and the monsters of the wilderness are an ever-constant threat to you.

You stand on the cracked asphalt of a rural highway, the setting sun casting jagged shadows across the empty road. A single vehicle rumbles in the distance, its headlights cutting through the twilight like the eyes of some great beast. Your fingers twitch at your sides as you adjust your threadbare jacket and prepare to flag it down.

As the truck nears, you can make out its shape—an old, dented Peterbilt semi, hauling what looks like construction equipment. The driver's face is obscured by the glare of the headlights, but you can see the slow, deliberate way his head turns toward you as he approaches. He doesn't speed up or slow down.

>follow truck

The Peterbilt semi truck rumbles past, the blast of air from its passage making your moccasins kick up dust. Through the passenger window, you catch a glimpse of the driver - a grizzled older man with a salt-and-pepper beard and work-worn hands. He doesn't even glance at you as he accelerates, the red taillights of the truck growing smaller in the gathering dusk.

You begin walking along the shoulder, the rumble of the truck still audible. After about a mile, you spot a gas station ahead, its neon signs casting a warm glow in the growing darkness. The station's parking lot contains several vehicles, including a battered white Subaru Forester. The Peterbilt semi truck rumbles past, the blast of air from its passage making your moccasins kick up dust. Through the passenger window, you catch a glimpse of the driver - a grizzled older man with a salt-and-pepper beard and work-worn hands. He doesn't even glance at you as he accelerates, the red taillights of the truck growing smaller in the gathering dusk.

You begin walking along the shoulder, the rumble of the truck still audible. After about a mile, you spot a gas station ahead, its neon signs casting a warm glow in the growing darkness. The station's parking lot contains several vehicles, including a battered white Subaru Forester.

>Attempt to hijack Subaru

You approach the Subaru with quick, measured steps, scanning the area for witnesses. The gas station is mostly empty at this hour—just a single attendant inside and a couple of truckers filling up their rigs on the far side of the lot. The car's driver side window is cracked slightly, letting in the cool evening air.

You slide into the driver's seat with practiced ease, fingers finding the release mechanism for the parking brake. The interior smells faintly of coffee and old leather. The ignition is still on, the engine ticking as it cools.

>Check fuel

The gas gauge shows just under half a tank, plenty to get you to the next major town. You notice a crumpled McDonald's bag on the passenger seat, along with a half-empty coffee cup and a map of northern California. The keys are still in the ignition, a lucky break. The radio plays softly, tuned to a classic rock station. The last of the day's heat is trapped in the car's interior, making the leather seats warm and inviting. The gas gauge shows just under half a tank, plenty to get you to the next major town. You notice a crumpled McDonald's bag on the passenger seat, along with a half-empty coffee cup and a map of northern California. The keys are still in the ignition, a lucky break. The radio plays softly, tuned to a classic rock station. The last of the day's heat is trapped in the car's interior, making the leather seats warm and inviting. Hit the road Hit the road You turn the key, and the Subaru's engine purrs to life. The radio cuts out momentarily as the radio fades in, filling the cabin with the opening riff of "Runnin' Down a Dream." You shift into drive and ease out of the parking space, watching the gas station in your rearview mirror. The attendant doesn't look up from his magazine as you pull out onto the road.

The highway stretches ahead, dark and empty save for the occasional passing truck. The Subaru handles well despite its age, the engine smooth as you press down on the accelerator. You roll down the window, letting the cool night air rush in.

>Pull over

You pull over to the shoulder, the Subaru's tires crunching on loose gravel before settling into the soft dirt. The highway remains mostly deserted, though the occasional headlights of passing vehicles sweep across your windshield. The radio hums softly in the background, filling the silence with a classic rock tune.

You reach for the map on the passenger seat, unfolding it across the steering wheel. The northern California section is dog-eared and marked with various routes and notes in blue ink. You trace a path northward, noting the familiar town names—Redding, Mount Shasta, then the Oregon border beyond. Your finger taps against the paper as you calculate your route.

>Scan woods for grues

You kill the headlights and let the Subaru idle on the shoulder as you scan the dark tree line bordering the highway. The forest stretches black and impenetrable, with only the occasional silhouette of a large pine trunk breaking the monotony. Your eyes strain in the dim light, searching for any sign of movement—glowing eyes, shifting shadows, or anything out of place.

At first, there's nothing. Just the low hum of the Subaru's engine and the faint rustle of leaves in the night breeze. Then, in the deeper shadows beneath the pines, you catch a glimpse—something that doesn't belong. A shape, bigger than a coyote, shifting among the trees.

>Get back in subaru

You slide back into the Subaru's driver seat, closing the door with careful silence. The interior light fades as you turn the key, the engine restarting with a soft purr. The headlights illuminate the road ahead, their glow stretching down the empty highway. Your eyes flick to the rearview mirror, and you see the dark shape detach itself from the trees, moving with an unnatural, rolling gait. It's large—much larger than you first guessed—and it's following.

Your foot eases onto the gas, the Subaru picking up speed as you steer back onto the highway. The thing behind you moves with unexpected speed, covering ground with long, loping strides. It's keeping pace, matching your speed.

>Keep going north

You keep your foot steady on the gas pedal, the Subaru's speedometer creeping past 60, then 70. The thing behind you moves with increasing ease, its massive frame bouncing slightly as it adjusts to your speed. In the glow of your headlights, you catch glimpses—an elongated body covered in patchy fur, too wide for a bear, too low-slung for a deer. Its arms are disproportionately long, ending in clawed hands that scrape against the asphalt as it runs.

You risk another glance in the mirror. The creature's head is almost featureless, a vaguely canine muzzle with deep-set, unblinking eyes that catch the light with an unsettling glint.

>Get in front of another car

The highway remains largely empty, but in the distance, a pair of headlights grow larger. You press the Subaru harder, the engine responding as the speedometer climbs past 80. The thing behind you doesn't slow—if anything, it accelerates, its monstrous form becoming clearer as it closes the gap. It's now or never.

You swerve into the left lane, the Subaru's tires grip the pavement as you angle yourself for the pass. The approaching vehicle—a white pickup truck—is still far enough away that you should be able to complete the maneuver with time to spare.

Honestly, the grues are way scarier when you have to imagine how they look. I have no idea how, but this randomly generated AI game is better-written than the real thing. (Aside from the grue being described very inconsistently, that was pretty funny.) We truly live in terrifying times.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:07, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

insert vomit from ai slop here 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:36, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

It most certainly was... an experience, I must say. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:24, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

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pjS;fhwr'eo;ufjluhr'eso (I need to win and be the last person to edit) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:46, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

no you don't 13:02, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

New gadget for users with rollback

It adds a new button in the "more" dropdown (or adds a new tab in monobook) which will patrol all edits on a page (though it has a limit of 10, any more than 10 and it appears to go really slowly.. So just spam press it for pages with more than 10 unreviewed changes). Tomorrow, after the server cache has been updated, it will also show a "patrol this edit" link to recent changes, the watchlist, as well as a few others too.
A very useful tool for patrolling pages which get many many edits from new users. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:55, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

I win. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:58, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: no you don't. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:03, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Neither do you. And you see, Dani, I did not ping you this time so you will not notice my comment as early as you usually would! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

you underestemate me. The second I got back, I immedietly went here to win again. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:09, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

you spelt understimate wrong. also, you didn't win. again. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:13, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

*smashes the edit button* i win! :D tinkaton! 20:15, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched}

@Tinkaton: oh crap! alula's second account became sentient!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:22, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

oh fuck i forgot something *smashes the rest of the edit buttons too* tinkaton! 20:25, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

you fool! there's still a button you haven't smashed!!! you will never prevent me from editing!!!!! NEVAH!!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:28, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

i'm bringing the edit buttons back 06:51, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM EDITING, EVER!!! (I have too many tools at this point. My mediawiki ui is only 20% vanilla, 80% modified at this point) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:02, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

doesn't matter, removing the edit buttons really only stops IP users from editing (because of the anti-AI rate limits) 09:51, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: actually, I've seen that if you refresh the page several times while unregistered, it'll eventually let you see the special page... still kinda crappy that because of these AI Uncyclopedia can't function properly. I wish this whole AI craze dumbs down soon so that AIs stop bombarding every website... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:57, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, that's how a rate limit works. if you couldn't eventually access the page you'd just be blocked from seeing it completely 10:05, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

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YOU WANT SOME FRIES WITH THAT TOO, YOU FAT FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 18:42, 9 May 2025 (UTC)

Wow, this page is so much smaller. I need to run the archive bot more often. Also today has been a great day for bug fixing! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:34, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

MOAR ARCHIBE!!! C.A.T. Iteration #3000 (Bot of L10nM4st3r) 10:37, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

hey, L10nM4st3r, is it normal for your bot to act like that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:41, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh shit, it has gained a mind of its own! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:42, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

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OPOSSUM, the Dungeon Master.

First reply decides what you do next.

You are alone in a swamp with not much more than a box of matches, a flashlight, fried chicken and sixteen pairs of moccasins. The sun is about to set. What will you do?

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:34, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

enter a brawl with santa claus on the christmas of 1978 20:39, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You time travel back to the year 1978. The swamp is still very similar. Santa arrives to fight almost instantly, armed with all eight of his reindeer, dreadlocks and a Jamaican accent. Calm reggae music plays in the background. What will you do?

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:34, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Go into the terraria world and steal the minishark from the corpse of a dead player. The minishark is a powerful gun with insane firerate — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:43, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You now have a minishark gun. Unfortunately, Jamaican Santa yells: "ME A WANNA GIBYA A BIG OL' CHRISTMAS PRESENT, MON! PREPAYA FAW A FUCKIN DEH! KAPOW!" and you discover that all his reindeer are armed with bombs that look suspiciously similar to Christmas ornaments.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:50, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

I remember how when I got the minishark I also stole a potion of recall, which sends me back to the start when consumed. (Every terrarian has one. We have 2 recal potions remaining) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:53, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Do you wish to drink the potion? (Y/N)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:54, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

If I drink it, I now lose one of the potions. If I don't, I lose everything. I think I choose to not drink it, respawn, and then make the walk of shame to get my stuf back. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:01, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You reset the game. You are now in the tundra of Lapland in the year 2025, due to having a glitched spawn point. You wanna go back to that swamp? I'd like to see you try. Well, Several reindeer can be seen grazing nearby, but they likely have little affiliation with Santa Claus.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:05, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Put some milk and cookies in the ground to trap the mythical Santa Claus. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:13, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

One of Santa's elves (who is also Jamaican) spots your cookies and milk with a powerful telescope. He then alerts Santa, who is surprised that someone whom he had fought forty-six years prior is still out for mischief. Santa then orders the elves to airstrike your location, but first all reindeer must be rescued from the area. Elves are showing up in Lapland by the thousands within minutes...

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:19, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

As much as I'll be sad from it, my best option here is to kill a reindeer, and then hide inside its fur, so that the elves think I'm one of them and be rescued from the strike. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:25, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You kill a reindeer by hitting it really hard with a moccasin. While making sure that the elves aren't looking, you remove the reindeer's bones and walk around inside of its skin. Sure enough, the elves rescue you about thirty seconds before the first bomb makes an impact. You are taken through a portal to Jamaica, although your swamp is nowhere to be seen (and neither is Santa.)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:31, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

slowly approach the elves, while trying to not be too suspicious, to see if they make any comment regarding the whereabouts of Santa. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:39, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You eavesdrop on the elves, who have never seen such a suspiciously curious reindeer. They quickly realize that a spy is among them. "COO DEH, SANTA MON! DAT NO REINDEER, DAT A MURDERIN' MUDDAFUCKA!" You are now in Gingerbread Jail.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:31, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

eat the gingerbread jail. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:54, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Unfortunately, despite its name, the Gingerbread Jail is not made of gingerbread, but thick concrete and cement painted to resemble gingerbread. You spend several months attempting to chew through the walls, until you have created a hole large enough to escape through. Unfortunately, a horde of elf guards is waiting for you on the other side.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:01, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

eat the elf guards. considering they're magic creatures, they probably taste like gingerbread. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:22, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You pick up an elf an eat him alive. He tasted like raw pork mixed with peppermint, two things that definitely shouldn't be eaten together. All the others run off in terror. Within minutes, two large, steel tanks emblazoned with the emblem of a pointy-toothed, glowing-eyed Santa roll up to your location. You hide in your old jail cell.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:30, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

regurgitate the eaten elf, and then show the eaten flesh to the troops, as a way to establish power. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:34, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

You leave your hiding spot to show the elves in the tanks who's boss. You regurgitate the elf guard which you have previously eaten right in front of the tanks. Instead of establishing power to the elves, you only end up establishing disgust in them, causing them to shoot at you. You have now died and entered hell.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs)

make a truce with god to come back to life and kick Santa's ass 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:45, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

God says that he could, in fact, do one better. Since God been fuming for ages about Santa stealing Christmas from Him, He returns you to your swamp whilst also going to defeat Santa on his own. Santa is now locked up in his own Gingerbread Jail. But night is now falling in your swamp, and that could mean nothing other than grues.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:55, 10 May 2025 (UTC)

Make a woodfire out of broken trees to establish a light source, as grues only lurk in the dark. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:17, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

MOCCASINS!!

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Depending on how shitty your browser may be, that will either appear as shitty, or fucking uncomprehensable. I'm more than a little mad at this bullshit. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:41, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

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Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:08, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

OPOSSUM casually flexing his ASCII abilities 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:10, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

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@alula: goddabg it I'm now looking at this with my phone and I can't decypher what this ACCII art ias supposed to be 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:13, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

you should know what this is, you've seen it before 23:19, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: okay, so now I'm seeing it on my PC, and I can see what it is. it's a cute alula :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:22, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

will it make my cough go away? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:58, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: what cough 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:04, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

mobile edit jumpscare (IP man wanted to drop in and say hi) 96.61.23.221 (talk) 01:56, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

not an IPv6 address, not scary enough 06:39, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

This cough, the one I have, still have. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:44, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: have you tried taking cough syrup? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:20, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

bro l10n could just eat cough drops like I do (they're delicious) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:30, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm honestly still stuck in 2014. The IP Man very well may be living in 3025, talking about eating cough drops. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:45, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: didn't know cough drops were something that futuristic... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:48, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Eating cough drops because they're delicious, rather than because you have a cough is a thing that would probably take the rest of us a whole millennium to think of Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:51, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: do cough drops normally taste horrile? I've never taken one, so I don't know what's supposed to taste like. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:54, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

Ask the IP Man. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:59, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: technically, he ain't the IP man anymore, considering he made an user account by the name of Schism. but it's not like he uses it much... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:00, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

firstly; expect me to use Schism a LOT more circa the next 2 months, and secondly, Dani hasn't consumed cough drops? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:28, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

not that I remember. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:35, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

i have. except that i never use them for their intended usage, and instead just treat them as low-budget pastilles 15:56, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you too find those things tasty? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:59, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

kinda? regular pastilles are way better 16:05, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I FUCKING LOVE CARAMEL FRAPPES!!!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS!!!! jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 16:50, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I heard 2 delicious words, caramel, and frappes (no idea what that word means, but it sounds like it's tasty) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:45, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

Kinda like Butterscotch Cinnamon Sechuan Pie? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Sechuan? like the sauce from Rick and Morty's? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:51, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I've never watched Rick and Morty. All I know about it is the memes. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:52, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

all i know about rick and morty is that someone engraved the title of the show into our classroom noticeboard at some point 23:53, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

I really should figure out how to watch it, but for some reason, it's not on disney+ where I live, even though it is on disney+. Probably gotta mess around with a vpn to get it to work... — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:56, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

they're probably on whatever cartoon network's streaming service is called (if they even have one) 23:58, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: it's HBO, which is property of Warner Bros., the same ones that have in property Cartoon Network. no idea why L10nM4st3r says it's in Disney+ tho; I'm pretty sure Disney never bought the rights to that show. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:02, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

oh ok 00:03, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Huh, I thought I read somewhere it was on disney+
I'll recheck tomorrow, maybe I misread or something — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:20, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Those who turn themselves into a pickle, morty: ☠️☠️☠️ jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 15:49, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm only editing here because I'm not willing to stare more time to that monstocity that you put as your portrait picture. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:04, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

and also to win, i assume? 16:14, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: well, that too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:15, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

Say the line, ohiojak! jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 18:59, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

florp

florp 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

florp

is that a compressed hamster? 12:08, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: apparently it's from that 'ultrakill' game. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:09, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

i honestly never could've guessed that. it just looks like a flattened hamster 12:24, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

its meant to be a fat hamster/fat fuck 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:28, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

why is there a fat hamster in ultrakill to begin with? 13:18, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

lots of secrets are funny little jokes, like each layer has a secret level (lust's being a dating sim, limbo is a puzzle game, WRATH is fishing). there are 2 secret animal things. the other secret animal thing is a poorly modelled maine coon called KITR 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:14, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

fun fact: I've recently unlocked the secret level in the Prelude (or 'Mouth of Hell'). it turns out the first secret is a feakin' horror game. I'm glad to see the rest of secrets have noghing to do with that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:21, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

well 0-S is torture. so is 4-S. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:59, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

you know the game is going to be really hard when the first secret is already torture. also how bad can 4-S be? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:04, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

indeed (crash bandicoot x virtues = hell) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:35, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

(note: violence is a cleaning sim btw) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk • contribs)

where did the title go?

where page title go??? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:23, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

i ate it 16:34, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: I am going to ULTRAKILL you for that. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:37, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: you won't be the story-eating cat using alula's account, are you? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:58, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

??????? i'm a cat, not a bird 18:11, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: I bloody knew it! stop eating our stuff, you damn cat!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:15, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

no 18:16, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

I will +FRIED you with firestarter rocket launcher 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:21, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

i ate your rocket launcher too 18:27, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: you foolish cat! now it will explode inside your stomach, killing you brutally!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:37, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

no it won't 18:39, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: yes it will! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:44, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

no it won't, because i broke it into a million bits before eating it. i know it can't function after that 18:47, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

you cant just rob me of my beautiful, sexy, rocket launcher! its too awesome for you to dare destroy it. (see: the image right next to this statement) Schism (talk) 20:01, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

i absolutely can 23:52, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: not if I shoot you first!!! *shooting* *explosions* 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:59, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

i don't think you're gonna get very far if your gun explodes 00:00, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: the explosions are supposed to be the rocket launcher hitting the cat... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:02, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

then your rocket launcher probably sucks, because i can see the cat running away at blinding speeds in the distance 00:03, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: well, at least she ran off... that's an achievement too... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:06, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

maybe. probably not 00:09, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: I prefer to think possitively. even if it's bortherline delusional. there's always a chance we did get rid of that cat... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:21, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

I have another firestarter rocket launcher 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:33, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

its too epic to be eaten!!!

I can('t) speak in German!

Die Schuhe tanzen allein und die Socken schlagen Purzelbäume! Coffi (talk) 06:04, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

All I have is... this. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:09, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

just make more or something 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:13, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

hey, uhm... i found this cat in the rocket launcher storage 21:58, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

It's not the same one, is it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:04, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

it might not be, but with a trickster as the likes of the story-eater, you can never be sure. we should blow it up, just in case... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:05, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

KABOOM!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:11, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

ok but like, this thing is literally only moving its arms and mouth repeatedly. it hasn't even reacted to anything happening here yet 22:19, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

im gonna +FRIED Coffi for having an AI generated pfp 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:33, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

i agree 11:43, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: get over here so we can +FRIED you 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:46, 15 May 2025 (UTC))

and after that, we'll +MOCASSIN you

yeah and then we'll +EXPLODED you 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:21, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

I declare victory

I've won! How do I know??!? Because no one wants to talk to me and I have terrible social skills! Therefore, no one will reply. What's the prize? Do I get a cheeseburger?Coffi (talk) 06:02, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

you don't have to have social skills to be replied. specially in a forum that's called "Last person to edit wins". 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:00, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

well,well whel, look who finally got on to uncyclopedia. HOW?! IMPOSSIBLE! PHYSICS HAS BEEN BROKEN! NOOOOOOOOOO! Coffi (talk) 07:05, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

signature only zone

168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:49, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Immediately breaks 2 rules, not signing, and not only signing. ~~~~

NOO!!! ~~~~

Coffi (talk) 04:46, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:57, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Coffi (talk) 14:20, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

15:06, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

19:45, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Should the discussions be archived more?

This page is really large, and takes a very long time to load after only 5 days, never mind an entire month. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:49, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive1389 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:51, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: am I being too conspiranoical, or wasn't 1389 a number related to neonazis? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:55, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I think that's 1488 you're thinking of. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:13, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: true. but 1389 looks like the type of thing a neonazi would put to insert his secret codes without people noticing (since 89 is 88+1, and 13 is 14-1). idk that thing just popped in my head for some reason. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:17, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

(that archive number will probably not exist, because it archives the discussions to the same page currently) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:17, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

ASBOWAAT Power Scaling

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Power Level	Being
Boundless	AZATHOTH, Unexistinator
Extradimensional	Colon-B
Multiversal	God, Oscar De La Wilde
Cosmic	MOKKÁÁWŜEN
Stellar	Luna, Story-Eater
Planetary	Grim Reaper, Kalkutnidak, KADINTUKLAK
Tectonic	CATSALBRO, Gorefield
Nuclear	Mechasin, Kirk Johnson (Goatse Man), Lesbianland
Urban	Fenris MMX, POSSUM, L10nM4st3r (started the story)
Superhuman	Tony Montana, Jimbo Wales, ʔK'âʞДe, The Moccasin Wizard, Shri Prakash Shukla
Human	One Olula, One OPOSSUM, Mr. Glargh, John, Dave, Jacques Noir, Goth Garfield, Man Behind the Curtain, Knife Guy/Girl, UwU_ILikeKissingBoys_69 (deprived of god status), Jon Arbuckle
Sub-Human	One Zombie Opossum, One Aracuan, Sheet of Colors

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Lnife GuyIs that a new character I've not seen yet?
And "Mechasin" — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:45, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

I accidentally typed "Lnife" instead of "Knife". And do you really not remember Mechasin? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:47, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

I've not seen mechasin at all... I got a bit overwhelmed with all the stories and stopped reading them, especially when I took a break for a month, to find 50 paragraphs worth of MOCCASINS! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:48, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Honestly, I'm surprised anyone remembered ʔK'âʞДe. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:47, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Are there any other characters I should add? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:53, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

add the sheet of colours 16:54, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Gorefield, garfield, ., and a few more I probably forgot. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:55, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, the sheet of colors from ASBOIAAT, forgot about that. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:58, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Goth Garfield and Gorefield are technically the same character in the ASBOxAAT multiverse. also, you forgot Jon Arbuckle, the moccasin wizard, xXx_ilikekissingboys_xXx, the mafia guy, the lesbians, and Goatse. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:06, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Well, Mechasin and Jacques Noir are also technically the same character, but I put them in different tiers. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

I don't remember the mafia guy. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: this guy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:28, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh, him. He hasn't done a whole lot in the story so far and doesn't seem to have any powers, armies or superweapons, but he does have the balls to argue with CATSALBRO. Because of this, I have tentatively given him the rank of "superhuman". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:32, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: there's also James E. Faust and the guy who had a similar name but longer. And also the catgirls and the people from Yaoitopia. And also the turtles that grabbed the story from ASBOIAAT. and Knife Girl and Lawrence of Arabia. and tou could also add Colonel Kurtz in there. and since you're adding Jimbo Wales and Oscar Wilde, you could also add Wikipe-tan, Uncyclope-tan, and Sophia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

i also exist in the ASBOWAAT universe for some reason 20:44, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

alright, guess i'm not getting power-scaled anytime soon 00:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: the problem is that you still haven't appeared in much of ASBOxAAT canon, so it's rather hard to pinpoint your power, as they still haven't been shown. what are your powers, exactly? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:25, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

i can write the story 15:29, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@alula: those are very unoriginal powers. try to think something more cool... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:00, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

no, that's literally the single power i've had in any of the stories. all the other things i've canonically done in any of the stories is literally just being there 18:05, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

the nether

the nether! CHICKEN JOCKEY! flint and steel! an ender pearl. SLIME CUBE! First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft! Oh these dudes? They're the villagers! They love crushin' loaf. I...am STEVE. Schism (talk) 18:48, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

if you say that one more time i am going to kill myselfTerminated. (talk) 18:52, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I will also kill myself. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:56, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

is this some kind of suicide chain? is that even a thing? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Yes, it is. It's called a bunch of lemmings, or so I hear. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:29, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I... will also kill myself! if I hear another c h i c k e n j * * k e y ! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:42, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

okay sorry, i will now replace this with italian brainrot.

Bombaradilo Crocidilo, boom, wow. Tralalero Tralali! Capuccion Assasino. Tung Tung Tung Sahur! Schism (talk) 22:32, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

You turned me into a zombie OPOSSUM by simply uttering those words! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:54, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@schism: I should ban you for daring to say those words... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:16, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

this is most unfortunate Schism (talk) 03:44, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

My userpage glitched when I was trying to edit this. Also, I'm definitely gonna kill myself too if i hear "chicken j**key". talk 15:33, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

That's... almost completely unrelated. 16:04, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

In what way did your userpage glitch? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:05, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Schism: ??? Somebetterusername (talk) 00:52, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth penis?

I thought not. It's not a tale a dude with artificial boobs would tell you. They say Darth Penis was a Dark Lord of the Encyclopedia so powerful and wise he could influence anything to become in-jokes.Terminated. (talk) 13:21, 19 May 2025 (UTC) But he had one weakness: he could be reverted which eventually of corused his did. He was banned in his sleep. thus concludes the epic saga of Darth Penis.Terminated. (talk) 17:57, 19 May 2025 (UTC) it is said that the tragic, long, and often unexpected tale of Darth Penis shall be sung in song for all time.Terminated. (talk) 18:18, 19 May 2025 (UTC) next week we will continue the tragic, long, and often unexpected tale of Darth Penis as he deals with feministtards reinterpeting The Brothers Karamazov through 21st century philosophy?

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the jahajhjahj Schism (talk) 20:13, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

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 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:23, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

{{User:OPOSSUM/Ketchikan}}  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:26, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: hey, you're back! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:37, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Make it to ketchikan is very close to being beatable. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:38, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

l10n why the hell did a guy just eat the fucking forum Schism (talk) 21:01, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Does anyone here know how to say "crane" in French? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:04, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

not me Schism (talk) 21:07, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Alright then. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:54, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Aha. Just looked it up. Does this mean that my entire Grue species is actually just a bunch of French cranes?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 22:06, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: no. it means the French use hungry monsters from the Zork videogame as cranes. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:08, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Ah. Those stupid French.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 14:25, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

Breaking news: Trump did thing that Hitler did hunred years ago therfore Trump=Hitler 100%[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 20:32, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

breaking news: that was completely unrelated to everything else in this section 13:35, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

new entry

Yess I have done it.Terminated. (talk) 15:56, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

diarrhea

diarrhea Schism (talk) 13:42, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

????? 13:43, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

a lot of diarrhea will consume norway Schism (talk) 17:20, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

all hail lord AZATHOTH for he hath returned in this most desperate tower when woke shall invade our country

[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 13:46, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

counterpoint: AZATHOTH is now woke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:55, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:26, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:27, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

IM GOING TO DEFEAT YOU DANIPINE AND THEN I WILL BE DICTATOR OF UNCYCLOPEDIA FOR ALL TIME USING THE POWER OF AZATHOTH[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 14:29, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

gay sex 14:29, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

Gay Shreks Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:31, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

الجنس مثلي الجنس[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 14:32, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

ភេទទី៣ 14:39, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

סקס הומו 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:41, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

i am going to establish the following: muhammad is secretly lawrence of arabia reincarnated, because i say so, therefore reincarnation is true.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 14:41, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

insert chinook jargon translation here 14:42, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

insert Walbro screaming "SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!" here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:43, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

insert pine tree language here 14:45, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

you make one more insert overused joke here I am going to nuke earth[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 14:46, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

insert H. P. Lovecraft quote here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:49, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

do NOT insert H. P. Lovecraft here 14:50, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

do NOT insert OneShot quote here 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:52, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

*confused cat noises* 16:41, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

*insert sound of gun firing and chilling cat screams*  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:03, 21 May 2025 (UTC) 17:03, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

*insert sounds of cat being tortured with fire* Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:18, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

*insert sounds of the sun exploding* 17:21, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

*INSERT SOUNDS OF THE LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS CONSUMING THE UNIVERSE AWAY* 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:22, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

gorefield 17:23, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:31, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

jon carbuckle 17:51, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

MOCASSIN

Suddenl

Why are you mocking sins? thats bad jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 18:35, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

Because... emordnilap

Penis Wars

Let's be honest. We need an article on Penis Wars.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 12:55, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

The universe doesnt care about us. We go about our lives as little more than fleeting specks of dust on a speck of dust on a collection of dust in a Universe.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 13:05, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

aluglugluglu

gululgulugluga Schism (talk) 17:09, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

GOATSE vs Lesbians

Goatse wins.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 17:47, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

We already settled that though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:49, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

so what's the next major garbage edit war going to be about?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 17:50, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 17:57, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

suddenly, ADD SOMETHING TOO ASBOSAAT.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:49, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

no 20:16, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REASON WHY SOCIETY IS FAILING[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 20:24, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

yeah, because society is definitely, 100% gonna fail if i don't add a sentence to the page you've probably defaced 20:29, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

I KNOW THE TRUTH ALL OF YOU LIKE TO IGNORE ABSOSAAT IS THE REASON WHY SOCIETY HASNT FELL YET YET YOU PRETEND ITS SOME FUCKING STUPID MADE UP PHOBIA ITS ASBOSAAT NOT BEING EDITED THATS THE REAL PROBLEM[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 20:35, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, and you being high is the other problem.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 21:21, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 21:21, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

he's pretty high guys Schism (talk) 21:42, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

probably, yeah 11:41, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

@Olula: Definitely, yeah Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

h 15:40, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:07, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Timelines (poem) [ edit source ]

in another timeline i have zero emotions
in another timeline i'm a little green mantis
in another timeline i'm a spiky old cactus
in another timeline <insert name here> made the music


penis[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 13:30, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

vagina Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:23, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

one time a girl said "I like it the bottom" and that's why I have never left my house since. it is a TRUE and HONEST story.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 14:30, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

"p" only zone

p Schism (talk) 18:02, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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n[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:46, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

i[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:46, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

s[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:46, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

"penis" free zone

p 19:00, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

s[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

h[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

l[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

o[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

n[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

g[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:09, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

8====D~~ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:11, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

s[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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h[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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l[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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o[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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n[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

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g[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Dick, cock, cocker, schlong, wang, willy, sausage, wiener, manhood, weewee, dingdong, dong, meatstick, pube tube, whatever the fuck. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:17, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

if only the penis would end Schism (talk) 19:15, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

If only MY penis would end (somewhere)! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:17, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

are you serious Schism (talk) 19:19, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Totally! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:20, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

I don't know sir.. but it looks like a giant-Dick! Yes? Take a look out of starboard. Oh my god, it looks like a huge-Pecker! Where? (and so on and on) Somebetterusername (talk) 03:18, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

S!U!P!E!R! P!E!N!I!S! SUPER PENIS[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 11:24, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

darth penios – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

spam penis

penis[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 14:01, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

VAGINA Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

no 14:36, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

Yes Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:42, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

maybe 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:53, 25 May 2025 (UTC)