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The last person to edit was DaniPine3!

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Oh crap!

Alula ate the forum once again! DaniPine3 (talk) 19:48, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, i don't "eat" forums. I move their contents somewhere else and lock them away in a glass casing. 19:50, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

sure, sure; whatever you say, alula.. or should I say... story-eating cat???!?!? DaniPine3 (talk) 19:54, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! ᗅᑭOᑕᗅᒪᖻᑭᔑᗴ ᑕöᙏᗴ (KEKEKEKE)

Pichu Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 21:18, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

I prefer charmander. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:23, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Bulbasaur > Charmander 21:32, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

But Squirtle > Bulbasaur > Charmander > uhhh…. Pichu O ᑭᗅᔑᔑ ᔑöᙏᗴ (a dick)

Magikarp is clearly the best one (I've never played Pokémon in my life) DaniPine3 (talk) 22:06, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Fenris2010 > Squirtle > Bulbosaur > Charmander > Picu. Yes, people. I have been lying to you this entire time. I am secretly a Pokemon.  Ferris Wheel Terry the Ten the moccasin-bearing brew ^{True beer cowering...}

I mean, grues are pretty much a pokémon, at least according to this handy Pokémon guide. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:19, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: i agree squirtle best starter Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 23:47, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

There's more than three starters though. 00:20, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

even with all the other starters from all the other generations, including let's go, squirtle still best starter Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:22, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I personally disagree (which is only somewhat caused by Eevee counting as a starter here, which makes things a little unfair), but if it's your favorite then that's cool, or something like that. 00:40, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

y'all'dve'ly'stn't

new ungame just dropped Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 23:48, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

ok Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:54, 9 December 2024 (UTC)

Nice.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:15, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

just need 4 more users then we can begin :D Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:25, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

Some of my favorite music (this isn't like the one I did previously)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 02:17, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 03:38, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I love... the first one. My favorites:

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)

I like all of them. Thanks for sharing them.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 04:17, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 05:24, 10 December 2024 (UTC)

I have made another UnGame!

I just finished making my UnGame called Arena. I need some players. Could some people please join?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 06:33, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

:3 Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:21, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

:B Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:24, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

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NO!!! I DIDN'T WIN!! I own so much to those Las Vegas dwarfs! FUCK! Somebetterusername (talk) 17:22, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: please don't add at the top, only at the bottom... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:30, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

What the heck is going on? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:28, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

Have any of you heard of the famous website, "You're the Man Now, Dog!"?

Well, I have a link for you: moccasins.ytmnd.com

Also, YTMND links are apparently blocked by the spam filter. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 22:29, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

You're about like twenty years too late but it is a cool page. moccasins moccasins moccasins Somebetterusername (talk) 07:12, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

YTMND may be a fucking fossil but it’s time to moccasins moccasins moccasins. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:01, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

Join the Proto-Finnic troops today!

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Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 19:14, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

DO IT jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 19:17, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

@Jackson: KIIT'OS PALJON, MEIDEN TÄÜTÜ MENDÄK SODAHËN (bad Proto-Finnic for "many thanks, we must go to war") Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 19:27, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

hell????????????????? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 19:32, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

sulla ei ole aika kohta miettimään, ja meillä ei ole aika kohta puhumaan, jonoon!!!!! (More broken Finnish, except this time it’s modern Finnish) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 19:40, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

I don't know how you guys do it, but you always manage to make this forum page look even more bat fuck insane than it was before. And most of the time is thanks to OPOSSUM's neverending but fuck insanity. You guys are going to make me bat fuck insane too... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:05, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: At least it’s just a background this time, not Eldritch Zone or Moccaspin… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:22, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: please, don't remember me of Eldritch Zone... anything but that... DaniPine3 (talk) 21:25, 12 December 2024 (UTC)

wasn't that war ended many thousands of years ago? 01:35, 13 December 2024 (UTC)

I sure do have some news for you. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:55, 13 December 2024 (UTC)

And what are these so-called "news" you have for me? 23:25, 13 December 2024 (UTC)

The war against the Hwan Empire shall not end as long as people are getting turned into Hanguk-Teols! We must end this, at least Olula Disease has a known cure. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:17, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

GIZA AUTISM ARRAY NEVER FORGET Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:17, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

centee

@OPOSSUM: why is it that this suspiciously Pedobear-looking character is being used as a symbol of someone who's extremely Finnish? and why does it look like the freakin' Pedobear? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:03, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: [1] uhh… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:13, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: who would have thought, it looks like the freakin' Pedobear because it IS like the freakin' Pedobear... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:41, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

What to look forward to in 2025

The Onion said it best, "So as we close this long chapter of uncertainty and dread and immediately open another much longer chapter of uncertainty and dread, I hope you will all follow along." I hope they make toasters with times on them now, maybe hoverboards too Somebetterusername (talk) 17:07, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

I hope I can finally find a job Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:32, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: you probably can! just believe in yourself! and even if you can't, just remember that you are valid and you will always be supported by your loved ones (and the people here on Uncyclopedia, we will support you too) :] DaniPine3 (talk) 23:24, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

valid? a valid suspect for who stole the cheezits from your pantry, that is. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 05:34, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, editing Uncyclopedia is a well-paid job already. 23:46, 14 December 2024 (UTC)

@alula: is it? then how is it that I haven't got a miserable penny since I joined here, huh??? I demand my hard-earned pay that I rightfully earned by sitting my ass all day and not doing anything of actual value!!! DaniPine3 (talk) 00:08, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

I don't know, i'm not in charge of the financial system here. 01:03, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

@alula: then who is it, huh??? I've got to get mah ca$h!!!! >:[ DaniPine3 (talk) 01:37, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

You know too much 💥 🔫 Somebetterusername (talk) 04:31, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

I honestly don't know. All my payments are registered as coming from "hidden user". 11:16, 15 December 2024 (UTC)

BRO THOUGHT HE WON FOR A SECOND LOL

I just exploded your boat Somebetterusername (talk) 15:18, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

a– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

A H Oᖺ ᑭᗅᙀᔑIᑎᕤ (Complain about my warcrimes)

j 20:16, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

k DaniPine3 (talk) 20:26, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

f 20:33, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

u DaniPine3 (talk) 20:44, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

c– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)

hsia ᗅᗷOᔑᔑ — ᙀᙏᙏ (H)

you ruined it >:[ DaniPine3 (talk) 22:05, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

On that note, UGotY voting is open! Feel free to cast your vote for useless gobshite this year! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)

Squaw Dee… I already voted for you, bucko. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:20, 17 December 2024 (UTC)

wtf where did the glorious Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate go DaniPine3 (talk) 11:50, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

Turned into snow 17:10, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

noooooooooooo nto my precious Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate :,[ DaniPine3 (talk) 17:21, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, the snow is at least still Proto-Finnic 18:13, 18 December 2024 (UTC)

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new section

15:39, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

newer section

DaniPine3 (talk) 15:55, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

even newer section

16:25, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

way even newer section

DaniPine3 (talk) 18:21, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the newest section of them all

Also, I saw Flatrat.jpg again Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:34, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the newest newer section of them all

the hell is flatrat.jpg? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:37, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

the definitely 100% newest section to ever exist

i think that's the dissected rat 18:39, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

The above information is outdated

That ain’t no rat I’ve ever seen Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 18:40, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

oh ok then 19:29, 19 December 2024 (UTC)

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“Oscar Wilde”

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“OPOSSUM”

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“alula”

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“Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:34, 21 December 2024 (UTC)”

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