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The last person to edit was Alula! mrrp miaaow nyaaa~

For editing this forum, Alula was banned for approximately 8 milliseconds

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sorry

i had to. this stupid clone was making a fool out of me. and now that i've done that i'll take my leave. until next time, foodlings! Eating.gif 16:58, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

that's one thing both halves of my brain can agree on, that this forum is really tasty. Eating.gif 16:59, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
oh yeah, we seem to have fused while doing that. guess that means double the eating power. Eating.gif 17:01, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
we were already the same creature, we never did fuse. Our brain just started dividing. My brain. YOUR brain. Who cares? Eating.gif 17:02, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
OH NO!!!!!! THE CAT ATE THE WHOLE DANG FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:08, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
there's not two of us, that's just different halves of my brain talking. Eating.gif 18:12, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
...why is the cat here? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:38, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
alula! you're alive! I though you'd have died in that cat's stomach... also, no idea why she's here, that cat just invited herself here... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:41, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
No, i've just been completely unable to look at this forum for a couple of days. I'm not sure of the exact reason why, but i suspect the small feline creature in here has something to do with it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:47, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
most likely... but hey, at least, you're back! let's hope that darn cat don't do anything like that in the near future... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:57, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
I mean, probably not, considering it left about an hour ago. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:01, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
well, that's a good thing... but the previous forum is still inside her stomach tho πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:03, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
I don't think we're gonna get that back honestly. Luckily there's a copy available, so it's not a big loss. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:06, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
that's good to hear... say, do you know if there's anything that can prevent the cat from coming here again? like an artifact, or an amulet, or...? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:09, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
No. All my sources say that it'll eat literally anything you hold bring with you, and i'd rather not test that theory out myself. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:10, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
true, true... then I guess hope is our only weapon against this ungodly demon... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:13, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
No, the cat can eat that too Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:41, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
Wait, what about a symbiote from the mcu? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:10, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
I mean, if it can eat hope it can definitely eat a symbiote too. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:46, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
can it eat the indomitable will of the human spirt? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:28, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Probably, yeah Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:29, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
well, damn. what about God? surely that cat can't eat the omnipotent God, right? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:31, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure god resigned from his position a couple of months ago, so no. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:34, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
is there anything that can stop this cat? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:37, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Depends. SimΓ³n BolΓ­var apparently found a way to do it, but he's been dead for quite a while now, so we can't really ask him how he did it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:40, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Maybe we could use an Ouija board to contact with him... it might be risky, but letting that cat loose is way more dangerous than any cursing a Venezuelan ghost can do to us.... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:49, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Last time i used a Ouija board i lost all of my sanity and almost got murdered by an angry ghost, so i'll probably pass on that one. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:22, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
wouldn't that ghost happen to be the deceased spirit of Knife Guy/Girl? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:23, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Huh, knife guy is dead now? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:25, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
No, this was a flesh abomination with an axe. And i have no clue if Knife Guy is dead or not. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:26, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
that was a reference to A story built one sentence at a time... also, alula, what did that flesh abomination look like? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:33, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Like one of these, probably. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:42, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
it was beyond any of our comprehensions, I assume? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:40, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
No, i can comprehend them quite fine (although they do try to kill you in the process) Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:31, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: I'd like to see what those creatures supposedly look like, but whenever I click the link the video that should be playing is paused and unable to be played because of some cookies settings... what do I do? 00:37, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

tomorrow is Valentine's Day...

say, does anyone here has plans for tomorrow? 'cause I don't... I' m single af... πŸ₯² πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 08:37, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

What's a girl? But seriously, I have no plans. Perhaps one day I should go out there and look for someone. But right now I don't feel in a rush to do anything. And apparently it's better not to look for love, but for it to find you. Means I can be a nerd for a bit longer ;p — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:56, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I can't deny it's true nothing good comes when you try to force something; it has to happen naturally. that said, you don't need to be single to be a nerd... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:08, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Yea, but tbh I'm hoping one day to "find" a nerd gf, so I don't need to hold back my nerdiness. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:10, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: if you feel the need to hold yourself for the sake of a relationship, that clearly ain't going to be a healthy relationship. so you're being smart by doing that. why is "find" between quotation marks, tho? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:16, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Because of our convo about not looking for it. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:23, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: did you just call a conversation a "convo"? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:29, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
My stinking device reloads the page every 30 fucking seconds, so anything to save time. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:31, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

Dumb ungame advertisement

If you can beat my new UnGame (made in less than a day), you get to put your signature on the victory screen. It's not impossible, even though there's a weird trap at the end. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:00, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

challenge accepted. do i have to use video proof? or just a screenshot works?gergdown, eh (talk) 22:33, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
We use the honor system here. Naturally, I've beaten all ungames with a perfect score, on the hardest allowed difficulty. What proof do I have? Trust me bro, it's real! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:35, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Yeah, anyone could technically just type in the page for the game's victory screen and add a signature, I know. But I've beaten this ungame (only) a couple times, so I know it's possible. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
I'll try on my non-laggy device, it's impossible due to lag on this one I'm on now. Then again, I could probably count how many users on uncyc use an amazon kindle to contribute on one finger. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:40, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
mind you, i don't have a mouse, so i'm playing an ultra super mega hard difficulty here :/ gergdown, eh (talk) 22:43, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
FYI i've made it to subpage 3. there's 6 subpages, one being the end, so i'm 60% of the way there! gergdown, eh (talk) 22:45, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
See, this is the problem with making real-time UnGames with only css. They end up laggy and hard as fuck. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:47, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
subpage four, i have a feeling this is going to be bat fuck hard... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:52, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
wait until you see the two parts where you have to click an arrow twice in a row with a ridiculously precise time gap in between Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:54, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
well, i already said challenge accepted... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:55, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
sorry about the pain I have put you two through… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
i completed it with ONE checkpoint. i started at the beginning, made a bookmark at https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=UnGames:DodgeUltra/4&offset=4007, and then completed it in the next attempt. still, i don't feel complete, so... a full run is on the way. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:06, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Holy crap! Congratulations Gergdown! also maybe touch screen is the way to go with this, I pulled out a phone and somehow, after a few tries, managed to beat this with my left pinky finger. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:09, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: i wasted potentially one hundred hours just to get a trillion dollars on some game, i watched a three-hour show quintice, and i'm beginning to set up a board game that takes 100 hours to finish. why would i stop at a simple car game? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:19, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
I tried playing it myself, but I keep getting stuck in that damn part where you have to click an arrow twice in a row with a ridiculously precise time gap in between :[ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:16, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
so a bit of backstory, the original "UnGames:Dodge" was made simply to prove that it's possible to make real time UnGames, but this game DodgeUltra was made because I was planning to add a real time driving section to "Make it to Ketchikan". That driving section will, of course, be WAY easier than this shit Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:23, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
LET'S GO!!! (completed checkpointless) on another note, i was listening to this song, maybe that's why gergdown, eh (talk) 23:24, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
so, what now? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:27, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Check your talk page. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
welp, thanks for the reward! now i'm going to be doing whatever i was doing before this, and probably relax my hands for a bit. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:34, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Good idea. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:44, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
or... you could just make it longer :) gergdown, eh (talk) 23:46, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
maybe, but right now, I have a Ketchikan to make it to. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:58, 13 February 2025 (UTC)
Very hard game, will try in bit. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:49, 14 February 2025 (UTC)

The betrayal of nothing

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AAAA! neco arc jumpscare! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:21, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
doridoridori Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:23, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
what is that creature? the really fast zombies from my dream last night were less horrifying! And so was Mechasin, which also appeared in my dream somehow. It seems that I am becoming obsessed with ASBOWAAT. L'Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:24, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
this is the neco arc. she's a menace to society Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:25, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
Simpsons Mob.gif. I've met less horrifying eldritch abominations. At least you know what to expect with a giant writhing mountain of flesh… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:28, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
that's because she's not an eldritch abomination, just a deceptively dangerous and unpredictable little being (i guess she's technically a catgirl) Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:31, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
what I mean is, even some eldritch abominations are less horrifying than this non-edritch abomination. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:34, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
oh, ok. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:49, 14 February 2025 (UTC)

c'mon OPOSSUM, don't be so mean with neco-arc... she's actually pretty friendly and-

AAAA MY ARM SHE'S BITING MY ARM AAAA THERE'S LOTS OF BLOOD AAAAAA SOMEONE TAKE THIS CATGIRL OFF MEEE AAAAAAA πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:05, 14 February 2025 (UTC)
The best way to kill a fucker like neco arc is to hit it back! *swing* Where did my big stick go? Wait, WHY IS MY ARM IN ITS MOUTH!? RETREAT!! NO AAAAAHHH AAA-- — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:36, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
The actual best way to deal with the neko arc is to panic and run, take cover in the nearest building β€” WHAT THE FUCK AAAAA WHY IS IT SO FAST WHY IS IT ON ME, WHY IS IT DIGGING ITS CLAWS INTO MY SKULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WAIT, SO IT DOES HAVE CLAWS!! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:44, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
Welcome to uncyclopedia, population: 3 less than yesterday. Will you be next? Join now by visiting https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page today! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:59, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
of course she has claws, she's a catgirl after all- AAAAAA MY EYES AAAAA SHES TEARING MY EYES APART AAAAA I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT DARKNESS AAAAAAAAA πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:01, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
oh yeah, i forgot to tell you all that she's quite eager to attack people she doesn't like. also she has an unfortunate tendency to plant pipe bombs in their mailboxes too Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:12, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
funny you mention that, because I was just about to check my mailbox and- HOLD ON WTF
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:20, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
No, it doesn't. Refuse.gif 23:30, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
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hey wait when did someone archive the last one

what the helll ahh oh my god no wayy e ayyy e ayyy Somebetterusername (talk) 02:55, 15 February 2025 (UTC)

several days ago, i think gergdown, eh (talk) 03:17, 15 February 2025 (UTC)
wonder what's in the news (checks news) uh oh this isn't good! Somebetterusername (talk) 03:49, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: considering how things are going right now, perhaps the best way to keep your sanity in check is by ignoring the news... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:42, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
or you could just not give a fuck about what's in the news, like me. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:59, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: not to be a nerd emoji, but that's literally what the meaning of "ignoring the news" is... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:57, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
I mean, sometimes I read the news, but I uhh… hakuna matata. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:05, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: maybe you shouldn't read the news at all... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:12, 16 February 2025 (UTC)
I turned on the news today and heard the president say "stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away, Dr. Dre don't just stand there, operate" Somebetterusername (talk) 01:45, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
[insert any political statement that has happened in america during this month, you know what i mean :P] oh yeah, i also escaped from ojai today!!! anyway, please continue your discussion about the news gergdown, eh (talk) 03:35, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
You escaping from Ojai is pretty big news. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:37, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
fair, i had to basically destroy an entire city, beat luna temporarily, fight against the mechasin, negotiate with the squaw deer, solve a quiz with the penguins, go through the squaw deer marathon TWICE and fight against knife guy. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:52, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
I must tell you: if you eat your moccasins in the tunnel, the moccasin police penguins will ignore you. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:56, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
well that would've been useful :P gergdown, eh (talk) 03:59, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
anyway, can't wait for the threequel: really escape from ojai, where ojai fucking crumbles, like a "think fast" thing... wait... gergdown, eh (talk) 04:03, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
Considering that Make it to Ketchikan is only like 60% finished, I don't think we'll be getting Escape from Ojai 3 for a while. Also, you do realize that Ojai is a real town, right? I drove there today. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 04:21, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
yeah, i figured that out a while ago... didn't know it was THAT southern though gergdown, eh (talk) 04:25, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
yes, i do know that on the very first page of escape from ojai it literally says it's north-west of los angeles, it's just, i can't read gergdown, eh (talk) 04:31, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
Your daily reminder to contribute to Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Word Association or else Somebetterusername (talk) 17:40, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
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alright Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:46, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
you mean word disassociation?

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:47, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
no Somebetterusername (talk) 19:32, 17 February 2025 (UTC)
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hmmmmm, I wonder what this link do- AAAAAAAAGH MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAA πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:21, 17 February 2025 (UTC)

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There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 19:25, 19 February 2025.
poll-id 548FB10C6B799E034D1FC083A39951C7

Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:15, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

Good poll Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:28, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
i am defending my nations honor, no longer shall my nation be painted red white and blue! maple syrup, forever canadian! nuking rats, in lyoidminister! o canada! gergdown, eh (talk) 18:00, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Abeemination

Guess what terraria boss this item summons? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:29, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I've never played that game in my entire life, but with that kind of name I'm gonna gess it hass something to do with bees. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:41, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Maybe, maybe not. As a clue though, NOT THE BEES!!!! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:43, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Many dozen swarms of wasps Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:44, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
speaking of bees, here's a song about bees I just remembered

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:46, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
I did not speak of bees. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:47, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
A swarm of wasps is close to half the things you have to deal with. Almost. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:48, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
what is it, then? what is it that you have to deal with in terraria when you use the "Abeemination" item? may you reveal it to us, oh you wise L10nM4st3r?
also alula what did you think of the song :]πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:50, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Two swarms of wasps
wait there's a song? where? Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:52, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
Three swarms of wasps
it's like, right there, in the youtube thumbnail... below the sentence...πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:53, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
A bee. A big bee, like, almost as big as my dick is when I met your hypothetical sister. I had to type this 3 goddamn times — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:55, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: lol get edit conflicted loser πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:56, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

Oh boy, it's time again!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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@OPOSSUM: not the fucking bee movie script... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:11, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Ooh… remember how funny it was when I posted the script last time? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:13, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: when was it? I'm pretty sure you did it already some time ago, but I can't remember in which archive it might be... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:15, 19 February 2025 (UTC)
@Danny Pino IIIrd: It was archive 26. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:09, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: how did you manage that this time around it doesn't take as much space as the other time you did that? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:16, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I got it from a different source than last time. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:18, 20 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: ah. makes sense. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:24, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

The Grue has returned.

I have returned from the dead.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 23:14, 21 February 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: long time no see! how have you been doing? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:21, 21 February 2025 (UTC)
Good! High school life has been busy, but other than that, everything's fine.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 23:25, 21 February 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: I'm glad to hear that. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:28, 21 February 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: Omg, you're back? How's it going? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:16, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
Also, tomorrow will be the first anniversary of moccasins. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:18, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
February 23rd, 2024 will go down in history as a great day, in which John Moccasin invented the world's first moccasins Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:54, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
the GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN only knows how chaotic this world would have been had not been for the invention of the moccasins... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:04, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
In my time zone it was February 22nd, so… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:29, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
Vote on what you think the world would be like without moccasins!
You voted for "Terrible. Hell on Earth" on 26 February 2025 at 18:35. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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 Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:52, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Guys, please join Fenris2010's free-for-all board game "Conquest"!

It's way more fun when there's more than two players! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:50, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

eh, my head hurts, i have stuff to do, an olympia to blow up, and a zeitpyramid to zeit gergdown, eh (talk) 20:47, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM:

what did you do... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:12, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

I don't know, what did I do? πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:21, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
Holy shit the grue is back! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:45, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
Indeed I am.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:52, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
So, I'm an OPOSSUM, Fenris is a Grue, Walbro is an Aracuan, is anyone here still an Olula? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:34, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
I don't recall any Olulas being here in the last five months, so no, probably not Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:33, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Remember when you were replaced by AI and your clone had to fight an Olula version of me? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:34, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
No, i don't Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:38, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Go to archive 35, scroll down to "OLULA VS MECHA-A.I.LULA ARENA, BUILT BY KIGGUM". Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:39, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Oh, that was the story-eating cat pretending to be an AI version of me (probably, i wasn't there so i don't know for certain) Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:41, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: do you think that the story-eating cat might return to this forum someday soon? or are we now save from her? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:19, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
I think there's only one person who knows that with certainty, and it's not me Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:22, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: ...and who's that person? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:25, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Probably the cat herself Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:26, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: but that's not a person... that's a monster! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:28, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Monsters are also people (also she's not a monster?) Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:29, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: you're right, she's not a monster; monsters do have souls (as seen in the hit 2015 role-playing bullet hell video game Undertale). She's a demon from the hades; the spawn of Satan!!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:44, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Alright... Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:47, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
Also, what is an "opossum arc"? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:23, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
It's an OPOSSUM and Neco arc combined into one Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:32, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@alula: that sounds even deadlier than an olula... let's hope such wretched being never gets to come unto existence. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:47, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

Maybe not the forum eating cat, but another creature that likes to snack on forums...

Kafka-demon-evil-silly.jpg the forum eating demon is here... --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:22, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

@Chicken4War: hi, Chicken! long time no see! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:36, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
Hello :D --Chicken4War / talk to me 12:28, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

what's a moccasin

I'm confused what a moccasin is User:168.11.96.2

@168.11.96.2: it's a shoe. you've never seen one? not even heard about one? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:57, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

I think i'm poor User:168.11.96.2

MOCCASIN.pngMOCCASINS.pngMoccasin.jpg
These are moccasins. Although I feel there is a good chance that you are fucking around with us. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:02, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@168.11.96.2: you're too poor to have moccasins? ...yet you have access to a PC and wifi connection? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:04, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

I thought you were speaking of a rich person type of shoe, and to be honest, it isn't THAT good of a PC, and no, OPPOSUM, I am not in fact fucking with you. I genuinely had no clue what the actual fuck a moccasin was before today. User:168.11.96.2

Don't worry, i didn't know what a moccasin was either until a year ago (when it was first added to ASBOWAAT). Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:01, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
obviously, I have known what a moccasin is since I was like six or seven. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:03, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

where are moccasins popular User:168.11.96.2

on this website Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:14, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

hey wait when did someone archive the last one

what the helll ahh oh my god no wayy e ayyy e ayyy Somebetterusername (talk) 14:06, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

@Somebetterusername: this is the second time you say that phrase. also, hi again. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:07, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
they.. DIDN'T archive the last one? oh god.. oh no.. now it doesn't make sense! NOOOOOOOOO Somebetterusername (talk) 14:10, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername:

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:12, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

the name is dead

it died – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk β€’ contribs)

@168.11.96.2: what do you mean? also I should take this opportunity to tell you that you're signing wrong; read UN:SIGN to know how to properly sign πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:06, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

Make it to Ketchikan progress

Well, I think the game is about 60-70% finished now. You can almost get to Canada now, and the routes through Moccasinia are complete. I'm planning an alternate route to Ketchikan that goes along the coast of Alaska (you would attempt to take a plane to Ketchikan but overshoot your destination by a long distance). I'm really glad that Gergdown is here to help with the game, did you know that he added nearly a hundred subpages to the game a few days ago? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:49, 24 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: that's impressive! at this rate, MITK is going to outdo EFO in terms of lenght. which reminds me, I should get to work on it... someday. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:05, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: It's already more than twice as big as EFO Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:08, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that moment when a sequel actually outdoes the original...
also, I wanted to take an opportunity and ask; I'm trying to fix the portals thanks to RealDonaldTrump's (yes that's the name of a real user on Uncyclopedia) coding, but they have too few nominated articles, and it doesn't seem so far anyone's been interested in nominating new stuff. do you think you could give me a hand, or know some user around here who could help me? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:31, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: of course I know about RealDonaldTrump, why would I not? But what do you mean by "portals"? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:51, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: Uncyclopedia:Portals πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:01, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
What exactly is wrong with the pages? I see you moving a buch of pages, is that part of the problem? — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:27, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
I don't see anything wrong with the portal pages either Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:29, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
add the holy socks in there too .... --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:29, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
THESE socks? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
yes. :) --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:16, 25 February 2025 (UTC) --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:16, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: oh uh... thanks. dang, it really feels like i've only made like ~20 pages, but when i think about it, it's like >100. my plan is to finish washington by going to bellingham, then san juan island, then the abandoned island in british columbia that feels like it should be alaskan, but isn't, and also isn't vancouver, then to alaska gergdown, eh (talk) 04:21, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: Sounds really cool. I have planned an alternate route that the player can choose to take instead of your route through British Columbia; in this route you fly to Alaska from an airport to Seattle, but you overshoot Ketchikan due to a storm. Your plane then crashes in a town called Whittier and you're the only survivor. (I've actually been to whittier irl, it's a little east of Anchorage). You can then get to ketchikan from there.

Also, there is a hidden code in the game that you can only obtain after defeating Luna (you can already defeat Luna and get the code somewhere in Moccasinia.) You know how in MITK you can enter a password on the title screen to continue from a checkpoint? My plan is that at the end of the game, you'll be able to enter this hidden code to show that you've defeated Luna. If you enter the wrong number, you live peacefully in Ketchikan for a while, but Luna eventually takes over Moccasinia, and later the entire world, or something. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 05:50, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

Walrification

Walrificiation is the act of being transformed into a walrus, or else being made more walrus-like, by means of surgery, genetic modification, or other means. Walrification may be performed on humans or other animals. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:13, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

Penis Prager Tin of Sardines (talk) 14:20, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

hi 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:41, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

Walbrification is the act of being transformed into Walbro Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:04, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

walruses are not awesome, HOWEVER, the letter H is. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:25, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

The above statement is partially incorrect. Walruses are 1/4 awesome Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:09, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

The below statement is true. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:40, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
The above statement is false. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:40, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

but walruses aren't awesome. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:17, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

Walruses are more awesome than anyone who thinks they aren't awesome. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:57, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
But what if instead of a walrus it is a massive sea lion? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:21, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

walruses still are NOT awesome, and neither are massive sea lions only H is. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:24, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

In my part of the world, we have elephant seals. They're not walruses, but they might be the next best thing. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:25, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

woah. that might be awesome. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:27, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

In MY part of the world we had a walrus. Then we decided to shoot it, and now we're only left with the occasional dolphin swimming into our "beautiful", definitely not-polluted fjord Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:28, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
that's crazy 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:46, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
crazy? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:03, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. Then the rats came. The rubber rats. Drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. Then the rats came. The rubber rats. Drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. Then the rats came. The rubber rats. Drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. Then the rats came. The rubber rats. Drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. Then the rats came. The rubber rats. Drove me crazy. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:15, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
extremely loud incorrect buzzer Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:27, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
you cant just 'extremely loud incorrect buzzer' me 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:32, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
also what is it with you and bird people women? is it a Norwegian thing? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:33, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
Apparently it's a reference to some indie game called One Shot, which I know nothing about. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:13, 27 February 2025 (UTC)


really interesting video Somebetterusername (talk) 02:02, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
shit I know what one shot is, its this damn furry game about puzzles. 96.61.23.221 (talk) 03:14, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
play it Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:29, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
no, i'd rather try to p-rank 4-3 a shot in the dark, or in other words, torture myself 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:26, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
you really should play it, though... It's more than a game; it's an artpiece. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:41, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
I'm kind of with the ip on this one. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:08, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
Alright... Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:47, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
for reference 4-3 ends with an obscenely hard wave of high health enemies 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:17, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
what game are you talking about? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:21, 27 February 2025 (UTC)]
ULTRAKILL, the greatest game/work of art ever produced 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:25, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
ULTRAKILL kitten huffing mod when Tin of Sardines (talk) 15:37, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
hakita will make that the secret mission for layer 8 fraud whenever it comes out if you ask/beg of him enough 168.11.96.2 (talk) 15:38, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

File:Neko-arc.gif

Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:00, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

they were right! you can't get rid of the neko arc! no matter how much you run, she always come back!!! I have to do something before she- OH NO OH GOD NO NOT MY FACE NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
burenyuu~ πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:22, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
"You can't get rid of the neko arc" haha save changes button go click Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:27, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
She will always exist in the two or three gifs of her i uploaded a long time ago. I don't think a "save changes" button can get rid of those. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:52, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
You fool! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:45, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

If you think that ultrakill is the greatest game ever…

…then you obviously have never played this: Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:31, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: if you think that's the greatest game ever, then you surely didn't play this

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 18:49, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: have you seen the video yet
at least the first 15 minutes
I promise you'll like it πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:51, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: oh boy, your game might really be an actual contender for greatest game of all time. That is, it might have been an actual contender, if the following game didn't exist:
Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:09, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I can't deny, the game of my election siply pales at the sight of your clearΓ±y superior game. you might have won me on this war... BUT NOT IN THE WAR PF THE NEKO-ARCS! burenyuu~ File:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifDaniNeko:3 (talk)File:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gif 22:14, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
since when were you on the side of those wretched beasts? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:17, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

opossum has become pichu-ized to neutralize the neko arcs (also hey Alula I like your old signature, you should bring it back)

Pichu-Bondage.gifPichu.JPGPichu (insane).pngPichugun.pngPichuslap.gifPichusprite.gif Behold the OPICHU

Pichusprite.gif OPOSSUMPichusprite.gif 20:58, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: no matter how many pichus you add, the neko arc is simply too strong... burenyuu~ File:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifDaniNeko:3 (talk)File:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gifFile:Neko-arc.gif 21:06, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
TRAITOR!!! Pichusprite.gif OPOSSUMPichusprite.gif 21:42, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

Opichu, the evolutionary ancestor of the Olula. At this point, it has not yet developed a hive mentality and is still (barely) capable of thinking for itself. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:20, 27 February 2025 (UTC) Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:20, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

cancerous rodents 168.11.96.2 (talk) 14:48, 28 February 2025 (UTC)

hey the bottom one is like two-thirds marsupial! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:19, 28 February 2025 (UTC)

what the fuck Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:40, 28 February 2025 (UTC)

how the fuck Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 05:13, 1 March 2025 (UTC)

ketchikan, my other game, and everything between

i'm just gonna make it quick: i'm probably gonna work less on MITK, work more on UnNotPron, and exist.

so, unnotpron was one of the ungames i made before i worked on MITK. i took a break on it when i was working on MITK, but i think it's time that i come back.

however, i'm probably still gonna edit on MITK still. anyway bye.

also happy march.

also this feels completely weird to post on LPTEW :P feels too serious... too serious... gergdown, eh (talk) 05:26, 1 March 2025 (UTC)

I hope we can finish Make it to Ketchikan by the end of April… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:21, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
oh god it's march, now the evil leprechauns will come rising from the underground to take over the world.. And they'll pee in the Chicago River and turn it a shade of green... Somebetterusername (talk) 17:49, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: you'll have to finish what you started. you'll have to Make it to Ketchikan. gergdown, eh (talk) 19:49, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
technically, squaw dee started it… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:15, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
well then fuck. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:42, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
Well, it's march now. I can finally feel comfortable opening my windows at night. Even though my hometown is not exactly known for cold weather, and we've had an unusually warm February this year, even the guy who camped out in Alaska for two weeks has trouble with cold (or cold-ish) mornings. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:51, 1 March 2025 (UTC)
in january, it was around -40*C outside (which, in freedom units, is -40*F (search it up!)) so it's nice that it's warmer here where i live (+7*C) gergdown, eh (talk) 20:11, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
In fact, I have never seen it go below 39Β°F (like 4Β°C) in my hometown, although in nearby Ojai it gets down to like 20Β°F/-7Β°C because it's inland. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:47, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Bill Cipher is back

Mwehehehehehehe you will never escape bill cipher Gabri growl sniff 19:24, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

@Gabri The Pawed Panther: funny you mention that, because lately I've found out about this website... (also welcome back gabri) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:41, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I really suck at these kinds of puzzle website games… like thisisnotawebsitedotcom, NotPron, and so forth. I found an image of Bill Cipher and something about a "Dr. Pine Amiibo" on that website you showed me, but I must ask you, Dani, are you that Dr. Pine guy? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:15, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
on the second page, i found something like hieroglyphics on the bottom-right, which caused me to feel my PUZZLE SENSES. i searched up "bill cipher cipher" and got a result, buttttttttt some of the characters don't match up. i'm stuck now :P gergdown, eh (talk) 00:37, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
the red flashes on the left side of the skull look like morse code. might have to investigate that. btw, if you type hectoring onto the computer, you get a nice tune! found that out by clicking the "mcgucket labs" on the top of the computer gergdown, eh (talk) 00:40, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM:@Theultimategergdown: no way you guys are actually trying to solve that website's puzzle lol. Theultimategergdown, if the characters don't match up, maybe you should consider looking the riddle from a different angle... and yes, OPOSSUM, I'm Dr. Pine. You found my secret identity, and now I must kill you... (evil laugh) πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:23, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPARE ME! SPARE ME! YOU DON'T WANT MY MARSUPIAL BLOOD ON YOUR FACE! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:25, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
okay so some other things: typing "triangle" tells you to "TRI harder", typing "bill cipher" redirects you to the wikipedia page for triangle, and now i'm even more stumped :/ decoding morse is not my thing, but... maybe i have to. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:36, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Hey, I know a bit about Morse code, and you can always use the online Morse code translators… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:39, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
If you tell it "FUCK YOU", it tells you to wash your mouth with soap. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:41, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
type in "HELP ME" :) gergdown, eh (talk) 01:43, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Type Stanford Pines into the thing, you get a six-fingered image of a hand. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:43, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
typing in "DIPPER" gives you a clue from mr. pine! gergdown, eh (talk) 01:44, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
There's also some crossed out text that says "if I could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab" if you type Stanford pines Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Pretty sure that the red flashes on the skull would just say "i i i i i i i i i i" in Morse Code Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:49, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
correction, -. is N gergdown, eh (talk) 01:51, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Ok, but have you noticed the words in the top left that you can only see in a lightning flash? The ones that say "PLUS CINERIS" or something? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:52, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: that's latin for "MORE ASH". gergdown, eh (talk) 01:55, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
@Theultimategergdown: upon closer inspection, the text on the walls says "VALLIS CINERIS" which means "valley of ash". Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:58, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
I accidentally found this image in the files.

CIPHER.pngOᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:00, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

that image can be found when you click on a part of the sword... you can click on some of the things, btw gergdown, eh (talk) 02:07, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Yeah, i know you can click things to find images, click the bottle next to the tv! Type "Vallis Cineris" into the TV and you get an image of Bill Cipher saying "WHY DID YOU DO IT?" Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:10, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
type mcgucket into the tv and you get sent to the YouTube video for Cotton-Eyed Joe. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:12, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
I find it funny how you're cooperating to solve the mystery together. I should mention that this website was some kind of ARG that was made for the 2024 book The Book of Bill, so sadly several of the mysteries of this page can only be solved by buying the book. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:12, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: hey, go to that TV website I linked to you earlier and type "dorito", something really cool happens if you do that :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:21, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck lmao Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:27, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
I know, I know... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:32, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

Plus, Gabri has returned

Hello Gabri growl sniff 19:25, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

@TropicalPanther: Hey Panther! A lot has changed here since you left. Squaw Dee has vanished, Fenris left then came back, ColonelKurtz got blocked, two new prominent users have emerged (Theultimategergdown and Somebetterusername), and Make it to Ketchikan is still unfinished (obviously, so are the Panther Escape I and Bill Cipher UnGames.) Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:53, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
i'm.. a... prominent user? :) oh my god, I 'd like thank the Academy for voting me- (the oscars are today btw) Somebetterusername (talk) 21:51, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
wait, me too???? gergdown, eh (talk) 22:44, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
h 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:25, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
In order to become a notable user, you must become a, well, user. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:38, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
this IP has already been around here for several months and yet it still won't log in with an account for some reason. Even Big Moccasin Billy eventually logged in; so I don't know what might be holding this IP back... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 15:57, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

didn't summon satan with this one

hey guys! i didn't summon satan for this audio file "i made". trust. i also didn't go in a satanic cult and recorded this audio file. once again, trust me.

Trust me bro.

note: i'm also using this for unnotpron. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:11, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: okay, wtf was that πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:17, 2 March 2025 (UTC)
slowed down a song alot. a lot. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:20, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

I'm Back!

I will likely leave again, butfor the time being, I'm back! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:11, 3 March 2025 (UTC)

@Squaw Dee: Hey, old "rival", glad to see you again. I was shocked to see your username show up on this page after so long. Well, Make it to Ketchikan, I must tell you, now has 700 subpages, somehow. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:25, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
is uncyclopedia dead? serious question, it says only 140-ish active users, and although that doesn't account for IPs, that actually seems like very few. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:38, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Yes, Uncyclopedia is kind of dead, but it's had a bit of a resurgence. It's not as dead as it was from like 2014-2020 or so. Its peak was in 2005 when it was first created. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:41, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
schplorg 96.61.23.221 (talk) 22:18, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
@91.61.23.221: Schplorg to you too, – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
@Squaw Dee: Schplorg to you too? Three? Whatever. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:43, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

notoc – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

toc Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:52, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
halftoc πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:54, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
doubletoc Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:58, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
forcetoc Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:00, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
megatoc Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:00, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
rightoc Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:02, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
tictoctoe Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:19, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
lefttoc πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:27, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
toccasins Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:02, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
ottoc Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:24, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
toptoc πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:24, 7 March 2025 (UTC)

Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

you guys know that one part in "film" where character action? Somebetterusername (talk) 02:33, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

I loved that part. "Studio" has some real masters of film-making. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:46, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

the color red jumpscare!

Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:12, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

indeed. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:13, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Solid red.svg Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:18, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:19, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
alula, that was too scary. i'm lucky it's daytime here where I am, because i don't think i'll be able to sleep after witnessing such horrors... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:44, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
i think the giant red mouth swallowing the page right now is much scarier than this Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:13, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Bigger now! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:34, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
No Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:52, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

ASBOxAAT is now even more oversaturated

hey, this new one is at least slightly original…

An image built one pixel at a time.

Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

In about five minutes someone's gonna come by and intentionally ruin the dog face Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:32, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
I thought that was an anchor, guess there's only so much you can do with uhh… ten fucking pixels Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:34, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Maybe, but it reminds me too much of the Annoying Dog to let me see anything else in it Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:36, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Had to google it. I can definitely see the resemblance. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 17:46, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Wait, don't do that! That places one of them in your inventory, and it takes up the rest of the inventory slots! Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:37, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Hey, I know nothing about undertale or whatever that annoying dog is from. All I know is "you're gonna have a bad time". And I'm already having a pretty bad time. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:41, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
Montreal Comiccon 2016 - Sans (28246793876).jpg
@OPOSSUM: how come you haven't played Undertale yet? that ain't a videogame, that's a freakin' masterpiece, and you're doing a horrible decision by not playing it! go play Undertale NOW!!!!! πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:42, 6 March 2025 (UTC)

Grue

Enable grue
gergdown, eh (talk) 14:48, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
woah, i did some crazy forum shit there. gergdown, eh (talk) 14:50, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
I am doing even crazier forum shit here! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:43, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
schplorg 96.61.23.221 (talk) 02:13, 8 March 2025 (UTC)
Schplorg yourself. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:15, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

Some worthless crossword puzzle I made in like, 6 seconds

here you go. i also made the grue automatically disabled, i don't think i can ever sleep again with that... uh, winner gets 1 tablespoon of gruel. gergdown, eh (talk) 04:16, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

UncyclopedianCrosswordPuzzle.png
I don't think I will ever solve this… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 05:55, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

what the minccino

Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 12:43, 9 March 2025 (UTC)

pokemon or anagram for comic inn? Somebetterusername (talk) 00:36, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
it's a pokΓ©mon Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:58, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
fun fact this was the first time someone mentioned minccino on the whole of uncyclopedia; there are still plenty of pokemon that have yet to even have their names uttered Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 22:23, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
I don't think that I have ever heard of Minccino. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:30, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
everyone loves talking about forgotten Pokemon, while Digimon hasn't even had a real page... Although the redirect is pretty funny. Somebetterusername (talk) 00:45, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
schplorgb 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:46, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
@Somebetterusername: sadly, despite Digimon being older than PokΓ©mon, the latter is way more famous than the former. if you want, though, you can always create the article yourself.
also, hi schplorgb guy. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:49, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
schlplorg 96.61.23.221 (talk) 20:22, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
can't believe no one has ever mentioned the extremely well-known pokΓ©mon of nihilego, basculegion, squawkabilly and iron moth Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:04, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
@alula: there's no way those PokΓ©mon names are actually real
Spitting cereal.jpg

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:27, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
fun fact i'm in a pokemon camp in which someone else signed up as squawkabilly Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 00:49, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
iron moth??? i think i dropped off at like sun & moon with pokemon what are these Somebetterusername (talk) 01:18, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
it's a robot volcarona Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:26, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
they couldn't just call it volcarobot or smth Somebetterusername (talk) 03:19, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
just wait until you hear about all the other robot pokΓ©mon who are named "iron something" Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:31, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
Iron Jugulis? Iron Hands? Iron Thorns? Iron Bundle? Like, did they try to recreate the name patterns of Regigigas, Regirock, Registeel and Regice but fail miserably or something? Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:35, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
no, that's just the main identifying thing about them (aside from the fact that they're robot versions of pre-existing pokΓ©mon, but that's not important here) Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:45, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
everyone knows that PokΓ©mon names sound "weird"; and by calling them "iron something", they're just fumbling the concept of what a PokΓ©mon name is. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 09:10, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
i don't think there's any rules on what a pokΓ©mon is allowed to be called (outside of copyrighted names of course). i mean, there's literally two pokΓ©mon called "seel" and "dewgong" Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:52, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
when I'm in a making up weird-ass names competition and my opponent is a PokΓ©mon videogame translator: *instert horrified Squidward face here* πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:02, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
At least they aren't just spelled "seal" and "dugong"… Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:05, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
hold on there's actually an animall called dugong wtf
and why do they look so silly πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:19, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
because they're so :3 Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:33, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
Dugongs.jpeg

They really are :3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:45, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

Hey guys! I found <insert name here>! inline – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

HOLY CARP U FNUOD A PITCEUR OF MAH FAEC!!1!1!!1! :OOOO IM AM PUTITNG TAHT SHIT ON QFDV SO PEPLE DONT FIND OTU ABOOT IT!!!! DELETE DELETE DELET!!! -<insert name here> 22:41, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
wtf who's commenting and signing with my username someone should get this faker banned -<insert name here> 22:46, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
nah man you're the faker here -<insert name here> 02:20, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
that's what a faker would say -<insert name here> 02:22, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
what the minccino is going on why do i see so many <insert name here>s Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 02:24, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
oh shit he found out -<insert name here> 02:24, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

Happy Ides of March everybody!

Well, for everybody but Ceasar...

Vincenzo Camuccini - La morte di Cesare.jpg

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:54, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

why do people always steal my identity on this site! I have such a singular identity too, it's not like my name is like "AGoodFewSuperiorMonikerThanTheOthers". also yay ideas of merch Somebetterusername (talk) 01:55, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
Hey, it happened to me once, like 5 people impersonated me on this very forum thread a while back. α‘ŽOα–‡α–Άα–Ί ᗩᙏᗴᖇIα‘•α—©α‘Ž ᙏᗩᖇᔑᙀᑭIα—©α’ͺ Oα–΄ α–Άα–Ία—΄ α”‘α‘­α—΄α‘•Iα—΄α”‘ α—žIα—žα—΄α’ͺα‘­α–ΊIα”‘ ᐯIα–‡α˜œIα‘ŽIα—©α‘Žα—© OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:11, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
I don't know what you're talking about. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 02:15, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

hip hop

Somebetterusername (talk) 02:40, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
HIPPITY HOPPITY! Olula.gif 02:42, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
o Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 02:55, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

THE HANGUK TEOLS HAD SEONG GI HUN'D

THEY'VE BEEN ON HERE BEFORREEEEEE WE DAID THAT WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE KOREAN FURRY.png Correct South Korea flag.png

i beg your pardon Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) Β· 01:20, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

funniest thing you've seen on this site

I'd like to know because this site is actually surprisingly funny a lot of times, and this is like, anonymous users on the web we're talking about Somebetterusername (talk) 22:38, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

I don't know, but World War II (video game) is likely up there. Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:41, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
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