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13:22, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Give me one π! --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 08:11, 19 January 2024 (UTC)

DaniPine3's Party Trick

At a party last week on Uncyclopedia Island, DaniPine3 revealed an insanely amazing trick. DaniPine3 demonstrated the ability to spin some gratin on one finger.

According to DaniPine3, the name of the trick is the Spinning gratin.

Hoyetii “Art” Emerson, who witnessed the technique, had this to say with dizzy saucer eyes:

"I can't believe that gratin was spinning! I was mesmerized." --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:46, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

How now?

The brown cow's crown goes down with a frown because they drowned in a gown, which is a noun. How now? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:18, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

I sow 14:38, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Did you sow below in the grove? Were there gnomes that know how you grow and show your throws? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:41, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

No 15:50, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Flying DaniPine3

A UFO was spotted on Uncyclopedia plains today. "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, it's DaniPine3!"

These could have been the words that onlookers might have said.

Most people could probably tell that the object was just a flying DaniPine3. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:00, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Hey wait, that's me! --DaniPine3 20:35, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Karate Puma

There is a karate training center that opened Exclusively for the Puma species --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:42, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

All about the baffling geometric elephant

What do you guys think about the baffling geometric elephant? Aren't they so puzzling and crazed? I really like the picture of this geometric elephant shown near the top of the forum. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:32, 18 January 2024 (UTC)

This message was generated using UnAI

One day, while i quantified, i encountered a DaniPine3 on the banned banana. Curious as i was, i deterred a dongle to show to DaniPine3. Of course, Shabidoo had to come in and see that, and subsequently started to sacrifice DaniPine3. This lead me to mature both of them. 17:40, 18 January 2024 (UTC)

UnAI is scary. Just as long as they dont make it be able to think like we do, and don't allow it to reprogram itself, im ok with it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:24, 19 January 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, our funding was cut short last year, so we can't continue developing it. 10:46, 19 January 2024 (UTC)

Can't we just sell this 931870-dollar vandalism I found to help fund the AI? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 18:37, 19 January 2024 (UTC)

No we can't 20:43, 19 January 2024 (UTC)

Your right, you can't. Because I'd stop you. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:07, 20 January 2024 (UTC)

== *crunch crunch* ==

--Chicken4War / talk to me 14:20, 20 January 2024 (UTC)

Holy shit it's spaghetti 10:42, 25 January 2024 (UTC)

Tunic talks about shit

Ska Music

Y'know, I really like ska music, and with how diverse it is as a genre and even how diverse it can be within the sound of a single band, it baffles me that I've never met a single person in real life who likes it, only a few even know what it is. SO! To those who read this random blurb on a last-to-edit page, go listen to some ska. Five Iron Frenzy, Suicide Machines, and OC Supertones are a few of my favorites.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by Tunic (talk • contribs)

The above was posted by Tunic -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:23, 26 January 2024 (UTC)

The above was posted by Simsilikesims --Chicken4War / talk to me 12:17, 26 January 2024 (UTC)

The above was posted by Chicken4War Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:21, 26 January 2024 (UTC)

The below was posted by Alula

Hello! 17:54, 26 January 2024 (UTC)

Mage Wars

Mage Wars is a pretty cool board game where you play as a mage and try to murder your friend who is also a mage. There are many mages to pick from, like warlock, necromancer, and priestess. You can make your own decks of cards to use in the game, though "deck" is a rather inaccurate descriptor. In mage wars, you have all your cards in a binder and have access to all of them at once instead of having a hand. This makes the game hella strategic and fun to play. Though as with any "strategic" game, it comes with the curse of being LONG. Highly recommend, would play again. --Tunic (talk) 13:57, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

Neon Genesis Evangelion

My best friend recently forced me to watch all of Evangelion and the movie. It was... an experience. Evangelion left me so utterly stunned that I just stared at the ceiling for an hour in total silence. It's beautiful, and heartbreaking, and relatable, and confusing. It's a show that has left a lasting impression on me, but not in a way that I can quite place. It's almost like I know something that I probably wasn't meant to, like I've bore witness to something I will never quite be able to fully understand. Going to school, talking with people, even just going to sleep, everything feels a little different. I cannot recommend this show (and the movie that serves as its conclusion) enough, it's a hauntingly beautiful masterpiece that deserves 100 times the amount of praise it receives. Tunic (talk) 17:53, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

I never watched this thing but ok. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:38, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

Well, you should. It's really good. Tunic (talk) 14:53, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

Do not open this chapter! Anyone who opens it will be banned for 1 hour!

~~Have you been fooled?~~ --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 06:06, 27 January 2024 (UTC)

MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! CHEAT!! You do know that not everyone is on mobile, and dont have the ability to "unfild" a chapter L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:34, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:10, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

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What happened while I was gone?

The entire Gallium article

Gallium

	Al ↑ Ga ↓ In
Zinc ← Gallium → Germanium

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

Ga

Atomic number:

31

Melting point:

Room temperature + 1

Boiling point:

Room temperature + 1000

Isotopes:

At least ⁷⁰Ga

Electronegativity:

Do you think I know?

Gallium is a radioactive bluish-grey element with atomic number 31 and an extremely low melting point. Put a fire next to it and its scared ass will melt into a liquid. People regard gallium to be the metal with the lowest melting point above room temperature. Overall, gallium is just a knockoff of mercury.

History

A picture depicting crystals of gallium

Gallium was one of those elements who were predicted by a guy named Dmitri Mendeleev. Hence, it's part of the cool-kids club, alongside germanium, scandium, and yattayattium. Gallium is named after the country of Gaul because Gaul was a boiling mess during those times. Recent claims have come to light concerning the truth of this statement. Some claim that the discoverer, Paul Emile Lecoq de Boisbaudran, in fact named it after his birthplace just to honour all of the great things coming out of it. These were quickly debunked and it has since been rigorously proved that it was named after how horrible of a place France is. I can't believe they made an entire band to honour the country.

Physical properties

Gallium has an atomic mass of 69.723. This should be obvious because its most stable isotope is ⁷⁰Ga. Oh, have you heard about how gallium has an extremely low melting point? In fact, if you put gallium and mercury in your hands, you would die of mercury poisoning, but you wouldn't know which hand was infected. Isn't that cool? The reason you can't do this with caesium or rubidium is because caesium is a pale golden colour whereas rubidium is used in fireworks.

Chemical properties

The basic metals; gallium is one of the most commonly-considered basic metals in the whole group.

Gallium is a basic metal like aluminium and possibly polonium. It especially shares characteristics with its group, the boron group. The elements in the zinc group, including the aforementioned mercury, are sometimes also considered to be basic metals. Like all elements in the boron group, gallium has a +3 oxidation state. This means you must shoot 3 oxygen molecules at it in order for it to become reactive. If it were -3, you would have to take away 3 oxygen molecules. This means that when you name compounds with gallium and a nonmetal, it's just gallium <element>ide. This conveys no information of how much of that element exists within the compound. All it conveys is that this is not a covalent bond.

The Great Atomic War

This son of a bitch created an entire atomic war!

Being radioactive, by the time 21 minutes have passed, half of your gallium would have turned into germanium through β⁻ decay. This is a dark reference to when France became a part of Germany during WWII. The name WWII is a reference to when the French say "Oui." That is a reference to the French uniting against the king and queen and participating in La Revolution. One of those people was Antoine Lavoisier. He was a famous chemist...oh wait. Let's get back on topic. Gallium beta- decays into germanium. Now what? Well, then the allied forces of americium, moscovium, and britaine all invade germanium and split it into 3 sections; one for americium and britaine, one for moscovium, and one for gallium and francium. These eventually get merged until we have east and west germanium. They are separated by a large sheet of foil known as the Berlinium Wall. However, it's not made out of berlinium, rather, it's made out of aluminium. Eventually, after moscovium β⁺ decays into nihonium, the Berlinium Wall is broken and the two sides of the germanium atom finally fuse into full germanium. It proceeds to create the Europium Union with francium, europium, strontium, lutetium, hafnium, rhenium, britaine, fellow german elements hassium, meitnerium, and darmstadtium, and most importantly, gallium. Britaine soon voted to brexit their way out of the Union, whereas scandium, yttrium, ytterbium, terbium, erbium, and holmium joined in 2023 due to Finnium's concerns over ruthenium's invasion of ukrainium.

hot nickel ball on a pussy

im entering Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:47, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

oh shit Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:13, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

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(talk) 03:36, 8 February 2024 (UTC)

Randomness thread

Pick the random image and description on the top of this page and put it down here. I'll start:

The sock 15:29, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

The sesame seed oil Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:57, 2 February 2024 (UTC)

The bamboo --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:19, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

--78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 01:55, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

omg miku --Chicken4War / talk to me 02:04, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

omg miku 17:37, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

The skull L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:19, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

The ad 17:36, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

H Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(talk) 22:14, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

That's not an image 21:42, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

new section

Extended content

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What do you think of my custom welcome message? Yes, I got bored of using the default one. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 19:37, 7 February 2024 (UTC)

Dead forum???

???????????????? Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:30, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

Holy crap why is everything getting put inside of my collapsable Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:32, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, it's fixed now 19:30, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

Yoylecake! Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 20:44, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

Yea, unfortunetly its not dead anymore. Thanks a lot Brown9622 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:29, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

☹ Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:15, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

🥺 14:43, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 20:58, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

You are losing your fucking mind opossum. Also nice image for my children's book about dick kittens. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:58, 17 February 2024 (UTC)

As if I hadn't already lost my mind, but thanks lionmaster Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 18:13, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

I think i also might be losing my mind 19:25, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

Alive forum!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:23, 18 February 2024 (UTC)

Nope, now its dead again L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:42, 18 February 2024 (UTC)

Not for long! 23:13, 18 February 2024 (UTC)

...it was for long. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:12, 20 February 2024 (UTC)

Does that mean i won? 00:53, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

Nope Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 17:20, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

WHAT!!!! Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown

(talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:46, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

HOW!!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ

(vandalize my talk page) 00:25, 22 February 2024 (UTC)

WHY!!!! 01:38, 22 February 2024 (UTC)

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