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I win!

Victory is mine! 12:46, 5 November 2023 (UTC)

no,i win! ㄧ

78Meow

(T | Meow!) 14:32, 5 November 2023 (UTC)

no, I WIN!!!! -Chicken4War (talk) 15:10, 5 November 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 09:47, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I am the real winner! ㄧ

78Meow

(T | Meow!) 09:59, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

ы --Chicken4War (talk) 13:49, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

What is that letter? I can't read cyrillic 14:29, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:03, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 20:14, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I don't think any of you guys won :/ --Chicken4War (talk) 20:50, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:38, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I don't think so!

Lule34567 (talk) 12:23, 21 December 2023 (UTC)

I think so! 15:21, 21 December 2023 (UTC)

wow look at this cool new signature

totally not ripped from the lucifer's userpage article... no.. not at all --Chicken4War / talk to me 23:48, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

That's one mess of a signature. 15:59, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

oh dear god you're right.. --Chicken4War / talk to me 21:42, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

fixed now i hope :D --Chicken4War / talk to me 22:54, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

It’s so long~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ㄧ

78Meow

(T | Meow!) 09:03, 8 November 2023 (UTC)

O.O --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:36, 8 November 2023 (UTC)

How to become an admin on uNcyclopedia

Easy step: every admin has committed a horrible crime, like cannibalism. So you just gotta do something like that and you're guaranteed* admin! :D --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:49, 11 November 2023 (UTC)

let me tell you somethin, man

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 14:13, 11 November 2023 (UTC)

--Chicken4War / talk to me 14:18, 11 November 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!

14:26, 11 November 2023 (UTC)

<insert funny image here> --Chicken4War / talk to me 21:13, 11 November 2023 (UTC)

look at this cat

16:16, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

All cats deserve like! ㄧ

78Meow

(T | Meow!) 12:31, 20 November 2023 (UTC)

i would go to Uncyclopedia if this was the admins --Chicken4War / talk to me 21:26, 21 November 2023 (UTC)

Does this count? 23:34, 21 November 2023 (UTC)

yeah --12:28, 22 November 2023 (UTC)

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can i get a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice --Chicken4War / talk to me 12:29, 23 November 2023 (UTC)

Buy me a pizza

please? :3 --Chicken4War / talk to me 23:26, 23 November 2023 (UTC)

I would, but i'm broke 10:32, 24 November 2023 (UTC)

if only there was something..................... nope, my mind is blank --Chicken4War / talk to me 12:57, 29 November 2023 (UTC)

Sorry, they're broke too 17:22, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

yeah Ek (talk) 21:45, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

COON

ON CRACK Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:18, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

Oh no, not a ON CRACK! 22:40, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

I'm not an admin so I'm not affected by your ON CRACK --Chicken4War / talk to me 23:28, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

But you are affected by our COON 00:08, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

DAMN YOU TO FLUFFY CLOUD!

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!

03:12, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

DICK 14:12, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

idle cunt, all of you --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:31, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

Small Cat: Breathing. --\78/T 00:54, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

Big Cat: Not breathing. --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:13, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

[[Try inserting some text here]] --\78/T 01:22, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

Everyone in this thread is dead --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:28, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

Way to insult yourself. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:33, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! 15:40, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

no! --Chicken4War / talk to me 15:50, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

yes 19:55, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

no --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:26, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

YES 20:52, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

NO --Chicken4War / talk to me 22:18, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

Y E S 19:32, 4 December 2023 (UTC)

NO!!!! --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:12, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

NO!!!! i win you thought you could get rid of me, did u???? Well im not gone!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! what am i doing with my life L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:17, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

The word "dumbass" is written on the ceiling.

Seriously! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 23:11, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

He's right! go check --Chicken4War / talk to me 23:17, 3 December 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:19, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

no --Chicken4War / talk to me 20:52, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! 09:21, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:40, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! 11:16, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! --Chicken4War / talk to me 13:52, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 16:11, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:01, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

bonus points if you can spot the tytpo 14:42, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!

16:33, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

$

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ --\78/T 09:52, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

Purgatory

--Chicken4War / talk to me 23:10, 6 December 2023 (UTC)

What am I doing with my life

Caesium and Vanadium and Cobalt, Oh My!

Caesium

	Rb ↑ Cs ↓ Fr
Xenon ← Caesium → Barium

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

Cs

Atomic number:

55

Melting point:

28.5°C

Boiling point:

671°C

Isotopes:

¹³³Cs

Electronegativity:

Pauling scale: 0.79

Liquid caesium. Notice how it looks like opaque and shiny piss.

Caesium, incorrectly spelt cesium in some cultures, is a chemical element with atomic number 55.0000000452. Our calculators are very imprecise, so take these numbers with a grain of salt. It is predicted to have a purplish-blue flame colour.

A complicated relationship

Caesium has quite the complex relationship with dihydrogen monoxide. As an alkali metal of the periodic table of elements, this is expected. In fact, it reacts the most violently out of any alkali metal. Not even francium can compare. The caesium wants to bond to its girlfriend known as oxygen. However, in doing so, it displaces the oxygen's current love, hydrogen. This forms a love triangle between the three, causing a lot of heat. This heat eventually causes a massive explosion.

Clocks

A clock. This is relevant because atomic clocks have caesium-133 in them.

The atomic clock, not to be confused with the atomic bomb, is powered by a caesium-133 atom, the only stable isotope of the element in existence. Atomic clocks can be used for anything, from lunch breaks to waiting for your date to waiting for the day that the world ends. However, all 3 will never happen, so you'll just age into dust, and the time STILL won't come! This is because you didn't preheat it, you dumbass.

Flames

Caesium produces a bright orange flame colour, as stated by the Kansas State Board of Education. This is weird because in the intro paragraph, it was stated that the colour was purplish-blue, not orange. So what could be causing this orange flame colour rumour? Evolution? Earth? Nope. It's monkeys. Blame the monkeys for making us all think we were seeing orange. God, I hate orange now. Fuck you, orange!

History

Caesium was first discovered by one Gustav Kirchhoff circa 1860. On its discovery, Kirchhoff immediately yelled to his partner-in-crime Robert Bunsen, "BUNSEN! DID YOU PISS IN MY SAMPLE AGAIN!?" This is because Bunsen's urine is almost identical to that of caesium. It turns out, he did not, in fact, piss in Kirchhoff’s sample. It was Kirchhoff himself who did it. Caesium was named Caesium for a different reason, but it’s close enough that I’d say it’s a reference to Julius Caesar, the greatest emperor of all time.

Periodic Table of Elements:

Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkali

Alkaline Earth

Transition

Basic

Semimetal

Nonmetal

Halogen

Snoble Gas

Lanthanide

Actinide

Awesomnide

Unverifide

¹H Hydrogen

²He Helium

³Li Lithium

⁴Be Beryllium

⁵B Boron

⁶C Carbon

⁷N Nitrogen

⁸O Oxygen

⁹F Fluorine

¹⁰Ne Neon

¹¹Na Sodium

¹² Mg Magnesium

¹³Al Aluminum

¹⁴ Si Silicon

¹⁵ P Phosphorus

¹⁶ S Sulfur

¹⁷Cl Chlorine

¹⁸Ar Argent

¹⁹ K Potassium

²⁰ Ca Calcium

²¹Sc Scandinavium

²²Ti Titanium

²³ V Vanadium

²⁴Cr Chromium

²⁵ Mn Manganese

²⁶Fe Iron

²⁷ Co Cobalt

²⁸Ni Nickel

²⁹ Cu Copper

³⁰ Zn Zinc

³¹ Ga Gallium

³² Ge Germanium

³³ As Arsenic

³⁴ Se Selenium

³⁵ Br Bromine

³⁶Kr Krypton

³⁷ Rb Rubidium

³⁸ Sr Strontium

³⁹ Y Yttrium

⁴⁰ Zr Zirconium

⁴¹ Nb Niobium

⁴² Mo Molybdenum

⁴³ Tc Technetium

⁴⁴ Ru Ruthenium

⁴⁵ Rh Rhodium

⁴⁶ Pd Palladium

⁴⁷Ag Silver

⁴⁸ Cd Cadmium

⁴⁹In Indium

⁵⁰Sn Tin

⁵¹ Sb Antimony

⁹⁹Te Tedium

⁵³ I Iodine

⁵⁴Xe Xenon

⁵⁵ Cs Caesium

⁵⁶ Ba Barium

^57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides

⁷² Hf Hafnium

⁷³ Ta Tantalum

⁷⁴ W Tungsten

⁷⁵ Re Rhenium

⁷⁶ Os Osmium

⁷⁷ Ir Iridium

⁷⁸Pt Platinum

⁷⁹Au Gold

⁸⁰Hg Mercury

⁸¹ Tl Thallium

⁸²Pb Lead

⁸³Bi Bismuth

⁸⁴Po Polonium

⁸⁵ At Astatine

⁸⁶Rn Radon

⁸⁷ Fr Francium

⁸⁸ Ra Radium

^89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides

¹⁰⁴ Rf Rutherfordium

¹⁰⁵ Db Dubnium

¹⁰⁶ Sg Seaborgium

¹⁰⁷ Bh Bohrium

¹⁰⁸ Hs Hassium

¹⁰⁹ Mt Meitnerium

¹¹⁰ Ds Darmstadtium

¹¹¹ Uuu Unununium

¹¹² Cn Copernicium

¹¹³ Nh Nihonium

¹¹⁴ Fl Flerovium

¹¹⁵ Mc Moscovium

¹¹⁶ Lv Livermorium

¹¹⁷ Ts Tennessine

¹¹⁸ Og Oganesson

¹¹⁹Un Uncyclopedium

¹²⁰ Ub Unobtanium

¹²¹ Aeo Awesomnium

¹²²Fa Fartium

¹²³St Stalinium

¹²⁴Ob Obamium

¹²⁵Sl Stalloneium

¹²⁶ Ad Adamantium

¹²⁷ Vb Vibranium

^-1SuStupidium

^1/5Bm Brucium

^1/2*Ch Cheesium

^3/4Pl Plotonium

^4.5Op Opium

^∞Hu Homoerectium

La Lanthanum

Ce Cerium

59Pr Praseodymium

Nd Neodymium

Pm Pentium

Sm Samarium

Eu Europium

Gd Gadolinium

Tb Terbium

Dy Dysprosium

Ho Holmium

Er Erbium

Tm Thulium

Yb Ytterbium

Lu Lutetium

⁸⁹ Ac Actinium

⁹⁰ Th Thorium

⁹¹ Pa Protactinium

⁹²U Uranium

⁹³ Np Neptunium

⁹⁴Pu Plutonium

⁹⁵ Am Americium

⁹⁶ Cm Curium

⁹⁷ Bk Berkelium

⁹⁸ Cf Californium

⁹⁹ Es Einsteinium

¹⁰⁰ Fm Fermium

¹⁰¹ Md Mendelevium

¹⁰² No Nobelium

¹⁰³ Lr Lawrencium

Aluminum · Argent · Arsenic · Awesomnium · Beryllium · Bismuth · Boron · Bromine · Brucium · Caesium · Cheesium · Chromium · Carbon · Cobalt · Copper · Francium · Fluorine · Gallium · Gold · Helium · Homoerectium · Hydrogen (Deuterium / Impersonation) · Iron · Fartium · Kryptonite · Lead · Lithium · Mercury · Neon · Neodymium · Nickel · Nitrogen · Obamium · Opium · Oxygen · Parodymium · Platinum · Plotonium · Plutonium · Polonium · Radium · Radon · Scandinavium · Silver · Sodium · Stalinium · Stalloneium · Tedium · Tin · Unobtanium (Unobtainium) · Unununium · Uranium (Human / Depletion) · Vanadium · Xenon · Zinc

*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.

Vanadium

	?? ↑ V ↓ Nb
Basically Steel ← Vanadium → Chromium

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

V

Atomic number:

23

Melting point:

1910°C

Boiling point:

Too high for me to count

Isotopes:

⁴⁸V, ⁴⁹V, ⁵⁰V, ⁵¹V

Electronegativity:

Pauling scale: around two

An example of wrench genocide

Vanadium is, unfortunately, not a member of the Idiotic Table of Elements. However, it is very malleable, just like every other metal you see daily, from caesium to mercury to bromine. It has atomic number 23, making it the first element with a prime atomic number above 20. According to a video posted on YouTube by ASAPScience^[1], Vanadium is used for wrenches, wrenches, wrench genocide, and most importantly, wrenches.

History

Vanadium had a complex plot involved with its discovery.

Episode I: First Sights

Vanadium was discovered circa 1800 by some guy down the street by the name of Andres. But this wasn't just any Andres. This was Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio. Yeah, that guy. Everyone within a 3-centimetre radius of him has got to know him. He was investigating lead that came out of his asshole, when he noticed it wasn't actually lead because he didn't die. He investigated and claimed he had found naturally-occuring Analium. However, people were quick to point out that he was looking at the Idiotic Table, rather than the Periodic Table. He then found out that there was supposed to be an element between Steel and Chromium. Then, an idea sprung up. What if he just added his nickname as an element so everyone would know about him? His nickname was a "valid" element name, anyways, but he could've just named it Kyle and no one would've cared. But when we thought this was all over with, some french asshole decided to screw this entire lore up by claiming Andres had just used impure chromium. Andres assumed he was right and backed off. You should've committed first-degree murder, man!

Episode II: Second Sights

Vanadium was spotted for a second time when someone who was birthed with the idiotic name of Nils Gabriel Norri--I mean--Sefström was going through puberty when he managed to spot something peculiar in his glass of iron-flavoured milk bottle. There was a tiny bit of impurity in it! He was thinking about just whining to his mother, but then he saw an opportunity. He pulled up his big boy pants and did scientific research on the impurities. It was almost the exact same as Andres' "impure chromium." He had confirmed that this element existed. He allowed the element to be named "Vanadium" after Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio.

Episode III: Epilogue

Vanadium has since been treated in the "automobile" around the beginning of the 20th century with the introduction of Ford's Model T, where the T stands for Tvanadium. Soon, everyone above the age of 32 knew Vanadium was a thing. However, no one below the age of 13 knew Vanadium was a thing. They think V stands for Violence. That's one of the consequences of school systems. Today, about 0.019 percent^[2] of the Earth's Crust is made out of Vanadium. This is why dirt is so malleable.

Summary

Nothing is known about Vanadium other than...

Episode I: First Sights

Vanadium was discovered circa 1800 by some guy down the street by the name of Andres. But this wasn't just any Andres. This was Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio. Yeah, that guy. Everyone within a 3-centimetre radius of him has got to know him. He was investigating lead that came out of his asshole, when he noticed it wasn't actually lead because he didn't die. He investigated and claimed he had found naturally-occuring Analium. However, people were quick to point out that he was looking at the Idiotic Table, rather than the Periodic Table. He then found out that there was supposed to be an element between Steel and Chromium. Then, an idea sprung up. What if he just added his nickname as an element so everyone would know about him? His nickname was a "valid" element name, anyways, but he could've just named it Kyle and no one would've cared. But when we thought this was all over with, some french asshole decided to screw this entire lore up by claiming Andres had just used impure chromium. Andres assumed he was right and backed off. You should've committed first-degree murder, man!

Episode II: Second Sights

Vanadium was spotted for a second time when someone who was birthed with the idiotic name of Nils Gabriel Norri--I mean--Sefström was going through puberty when he managed to spot something peculiar in his glass of iron-flavoured milk bottle. There was a tiny bit of impurity in it! He was thinking about just whining to his mother, but then he saw an opportunity. He pulled up his big boy pants and did scientific research on the impurities. It was almost the exact same as Andres' "impure chromium." He had confirmed that this element existed. He allowed the element to be named "Vanadium" after Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio.

Episode III: Epilogue

Vanadium has since been treated in the "automobile" around the beginning of the 20th century with the introduction of Ford's Model T, where the T stands for Tvanadium. Soon, everyone above the age of 32 knew Vanadium was a thing. However, no one below the age of 13 knew Vanadium was a thing. They think V stands for Violence. That's one of the consequences of school systems. Today, about 0.019 percent^[3] of the Earth's Crust is made out of Vanadium. This is why dirt is so malleable.

Vanadium is...all of that. Did you get that? Good.

References

no

Periodic Table of Elements:

Make sure you memorize these for the test!

Alkali

Alkaline Earth

Transition

Basic

Semimetal

Nonmetal

Halogen

Snoble Gas

Lanthanide

Actinide

Awesomnide

Unverifide

¹H Hydrogen

²He Helium

³Li Lithium

⁴Be Beryllium

⁵B Boron

⁶C Carbon

⁷N Nitrogen

⁸O Oxygen

⁹F Fluorine

¹⁰Ne Neon

¹¹Na Sodium

¹² Mg Magnesium

¹³Al Aluminum

¹⁴ Si Silicon

¹⁵ P Phosphorus

¹⁶ S Sulfur

¹⁷Cl Chlorine

¹⁸Ar Argent

¹⁹ K Potassium

²⁰ Ca Calcium

²¹Sc Scandinavium

²²Ti Titanium

²³ V Vanadium

²⁴Cr Chromium

²⁵ Mn Manganese

²⁶Fe Iron

²⁷ Co Cobalt

²⁸Ni Nickel

²⁹ Cu Copper

³⁰ Zn Zinc

³¹ Ga Gallium

³² Ge Germanium

³³ As Arsenic

³⁴ Se Selenium

³⁵ Br Bromine

³⁶Kr Krypton

³⁷ Rb Rubidium

³⁸ Sr Strontium

³⁹ Y Yttrium

⁴⁰ Zr Zirconium

⁴¹ Nb Niobium

⁴² Mo Molybdenum

⁴³ Tc Technetium

⁴⁴ Ru Ruthenium

⁴⁵ Rh Rhodium

⁴⁶ Pd Palladium

⁴⁷Ag Silver

⁴⁸ Cd Cadmium

⁴⁹In Indium

⁵⁰Sn Tin

⁵¹ Sb Antimony

⁹⁹Te Tedium

⁵³ I Iodine

⁵⁴Xe Xenon

⁵⁵ Cs Caesium

⁵⁶ Ba Barium

^57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides

⁷² Hf Hafnium

⁷³ Ta Tantalum

⁷⁴ W Tungsten

⁷⁵ Re Rhenium

⁷⁶ Os Osmium

⁷⁷ Ir Iridium

⁷⁸Pt Platinum

⁷⁹Au Gold

⁸⁰Hg Mercury

⁸¹ Tl Thallium

⁸²Pb Lead

⁸³Bi Bismuth

⁸⁴Po Polonium

⁸⁵ At Astatine

⁸⁶Rn Radon

⁸⁷ Fr Francium

⁸⁸ Ra Radium

^89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides

¹⁰⁴ Rf Rutherfordium

¹⁰⁵ Db Dubnium

¹⁰⁶ Sg Seaborgium

¹⁰⁷ Bh Bohrium

¹⁰⁸ Hs Hassium

¹⁰⁹ Mt Meitnerium

¹¹⁰ Ds Darmstadtium

¹¹¹ Uuu Unununium

¹¹² Cn Copernicium

¹¹³ Nh Nihonium

¹¹⁴ Fl Flerovium

¹¹⁵ Mc Moscovium

¹¹⁶ Lv Livermorium

¹¹⁷ Ts Tennessine

¹¹⁸ Og Oganesson

¹¹⁹Un Uncyclopedium

¹²⁰ Ub Unobtanium

¹²¹ Aeo Awesomnium

¹²²Fa Fartium

¹²³St Stalinium

¹²⁴Ob Obamium

¹²⁵Sl Stalloneium

¹²⁶ Ad Adamantium

¹²⁷ Vb Vibranium

^-1SuStupidium

^1/5Bm Brucium

^1/2*Ch Cheesium

^3/4Pl Plotonium

^4.5Op Opium

^∞Hu Homoerectium

La Lanthanum

Ce Cerium

59Pr Praseodymium

Nd Neodymium

Pm Pentium

Sm Samarium

Eu Europium

Gd Gadolinium

Tb Terbium

Dy Dysprosium

Ho Holmium

Er Erbium

Tm Thulium

Yb Ytterbium

Lu Lutetium

⁸⁹ Ac Actinium

⁹⁰ Th Thorium

⁹¹ Pa Protactinium

⁹²U Uranium

⁹³ Np Neptunium

⁹⁴Pu Plutonium

⁹⁵ Am Americium

⁹⁶ Cm Curium

⁹⁷ Bk Berkelium

⁹⁸ Cf Californium

⁹⁹ Es Einsteinium

¹⁰⁰ Fm Fermium

¹⁰¹ Md Mendelevium

¹⁰² No Nobelium

¹⁰³ Lr Lawrencium

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Cobalt

	?? ↑ Co ↓ Rh
Iron ← Cobalt → Nickel

Physical Properties

Atomic symbol:

Co

Atomic number:

27

Melting point:

1495°C

Boiling point:

2870°C

Isotopes:

⁵⁶Co, ⁵⁷Co, ⁵⁸Co, ⁵⁹Co, ⁶⁰Co

Electronegativity:

Pauling scale: 1.88±0

Cobalt blue powder

Cobalt, previously known by its old name Kupferkobold, meaning copper goblin, is a blue-coloured pigment known for having properties of an element. However, everyone knows it for being that dark shade of sky blue.

Characteristics

Glass made of extremely dangerous cobalt blue

On touch with cobalt powder, your hand immediately turns cobalt blue. This is because cobalt blue is known for trying to make everything it touches blue. However, it does not like shades of cyan or aqua because they're not blue.^[4]. Hence, most companies managing cobalt powder use teal or cyan gloves to prevent their gloves from being infested with cobalt blue. Once even a single cell of your body turns into cobalt, it's all over. The virus grows exponentially, and by the end of the hour, you would've already been cobalt-ified long ago. This is called cobaltization, and is one of the leading causes of death in southern Europe.
As for the metal of cobalt, it's much more tame. However, some of it could turn into the deadly cobalt blue and infect the rest of the metal, so be warned.

History

Cobalt was first discovered by, you guessed it, the ancient Egyptians. It is rumoured by Society Inc. that the Egyptians got help from otherworldly societies to extract cobalt from the other planets just to make ceramics that eventually get broken by babies. What a waste of those aliens' time. They could've been conquering another planet right now, but no! These humans back on earth decided that it'd be cool to have some element they could've just mined out of the ground, so they call these weird dudes for help. Guys, you do NOT need help. I'm so glad we're in the 21st century CE and not the 21st century BCE.
Today, some random country all the way in Africa decided to produce over one hundred thousand tonnes of this metal in 2022. It's almost like africa is the heart of precious minerals. North America can go suck it because they have Canada and all the other places don't.

References

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