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The last person to edit was Alula!

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Also new text. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:15, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

New reply L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:55, 28 July 2023 (UTC)
No way! Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:16, 28 July 2023 (UTC)
Awww, I didnt win.. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:18, 28 July 2023 (UTC)
I mean, you did win for 3 hours or something. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:23, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

Get fucked.

The Uncyclopedia Marshals Service is on their way as we speak, and they'll shoot your dog! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:38, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

This is so cool,meow. --\78/T 00:48, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
Correction! THEY WILL SHOOT YOUR CATS! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:49, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
ha? meow? --\78/T 00:51, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:59, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
Giant cat.jpeg --\78/T 01:07, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

find cat

Come out,cats,meow! --\78/T 01:32, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Marshals shot them all, sorry. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 01:37, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
I want cat. I want to win as well. But i know i never will. Not forever. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:58, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
True dat --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:25, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
Err, that was your cue to not edit and let me win. Let's try that again: I want cat. I want to win as well. But i know i never will. Not forever. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:00, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
I'm a living shitpost --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:40, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
meow
Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:40, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
Wrong choice, dont edit after me. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 07:22, 30 July 2023 (UTC)
Right choice, edit after me. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:00, 30 July 2023 (UTC)

The tennis racket:

[insert random image here] --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:20, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

The beach ball Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:55, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
It feels like a shitpost --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:30, 29 July 2023 (UTC)
It could be. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:47, 29 July 2023 (UTC)

The kitten chow mein

Yes, that's a new section. I think. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:10, 30 July 2023 (UTC)

[insert subject here]

[insert content here] --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:25, 30 July 2023 (UTC)

[insert reply hf!u/+&#ftyz#%™fu#%7yh<§€teDuyh`<<gFgf")gu;'7<¥`fyere] L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:03, 30 July 2023 (UTC)
Right, I think its time for a new keyboard L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:04, 30 July 2023 (UTC)
Alright then --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:45, 30 July 2023 (UTC)

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.. Chicken4War (talk)

... Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:57, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
Hello guys, i dont want to win, im just dropping in to say hi. DON'T EDIT AFTER ME!! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:31, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
Ehh... --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:22, 31 July 2023 (UTC)

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pedophile

Testing if this works.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:58, 1 August 2023 (UTC)

Nope L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:08, 1 August 2023 (UTC)
Yes,Meow!ㄧ (T | Meow!) 14:27, 5 August 2023 (UTC)
There can only be one winner. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:31, 5 August 2023 (UTC)
How the fuck did i come to this conclusion???
👀 --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:30, 5 August 2023 (UTC)
Sometimes I can be stupid. That was on the discord #the-funcooker if you want to see it for yourself. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:01, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

ur mom

Your mom is a vigilant pedophile --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:26, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Hey!! Thats so rude!! Or nice. Thanks and no thanks at the same time!! Your a vigilant pedophile-pedophile too. Im a vigilant pedophile. Nice to meat you. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:18, 6 August 2023 (UTC)
Holy shit it works!!! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:28, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
I didnt know shit could be holy XD L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:12, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
Literally. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 12:55, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

on or off,meow?

(T | Meow!) 04:05, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Wait.... Your a cat... Too bad, if you were a kitten, you could be huffed. Now I say that, it seems like the kind of thing a cringy emo kid would say..... "kitten UwU"... Ewww. I feel so dirty saying that. Even in quote marks. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:28, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
i am very good,meow. ㄧ (T | Meow!) 06:30, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
And im very bad, roaar! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:41, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
on or off,meow? ㄧ (T | Meow!) 06:50, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
On or off what? Drugs? Off. I've never been on them. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:53, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
More importantly, are you wearing Kitten Mittens? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:57, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
Imagine if it was mittens made out of huffed kittens --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:50, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
Hmmm, yes. Recycling. No i dont wear mittens. I have hands. Err, i mean paws. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 18:45, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 18:57, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

Yayayayayayyayayayayayayayaya!!!1!! You won!11!!! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:16, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

I sexually identify as a pedophile

I sexually Identify as a pedophile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Zurich dropping vigilant loads. People say to me that a person being a pedophile is Impossible and I'm fucking idiotic but I don't care, I'm beautiful. From now on I want you guys to call me "You" and respect my right to multiply from above and multiply needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a pedophilephobe and need to check your pedophile privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:14, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

Holy shit a pedophile? Haven’t seen any of those around here before. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:24, 8 August 2023 (UTC)
Ok then, hello You, the fountain. Oh shit, now your You the pedophile. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:14, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

CHIGGER

multiply Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 01:37, 9 August 2023 (UTC)

nononononononononononononono L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:22, 9 August 2023 (UTC)
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:14, 19 August 2023 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:31, 19 August 2023 (UTC)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:53, 19 August 2023 (UTC)
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 00:04, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
play the alphabet game here? --\78/T 04:25, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

You have two pedophiles

What do you do? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 01:29, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

Cat breeder (?) --\78/T 04:17, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

Will the real You please stand up?

I repeat, will the real You please stand up? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:17, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

I saw You running in that direction. Totally not this direction! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:24, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

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Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 19:36, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

Boring, is this? Wish you could win, do you? Patience. Patient, you must be, to win. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:43, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
I've already won. You're in denial. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 19:50, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
Sense your fear, I do. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:59, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
D E A D S N I C K E R S T O R A G E --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:17, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
take a look here. --\78/T 02:18, 21 August 2023 (UTC)
I figured out how to win. Its easy. Kill. Everyone. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:01, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:45, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:52, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 13:53, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
Who cares program.png bonus points if you can spot the tytpo L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:59, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
HOLY SHIT!!!.gif LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:32, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
UwU --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 13:57, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
You disgust me L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 14:59, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
Ah shit it's my imposter --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 15:09, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
Thats what a furry would say. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:33, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
UwU Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:38, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
Im surrounded by furries... L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:41, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
. --\78/T 15:23, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

I win!

Victory is mine! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 18:25, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

Sorry m8, im not curently on my cromebook, Im on my shitty kindle that has no copypaste. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:09, 23 August 2023 (UTC)


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a L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:19, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

Win I!

Mine is victory! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:30, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

L10n is name my hello L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:56, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
up? stand please Shady Slim real the Will --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:32, 23 August 2023 (UTC)
To want doesn't he L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 07:37, 24 August 2023 (UTC)
Imposter my it's shit ah L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 07:39, 24 August 2023 (UTC)
so? --\78/T 08:32, 24 August 2023 (UTC)
bitch! off Fuck L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 09:29, 24 August 2023 (UTC)
brain rot Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:09, 24 August 2023 (UTC)
Disco! the at Panic --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:38, 24 August 2023 (UTC)