User:Chicken4War is inside your house right now.

i hate hatsune miku

this is me

Featured Article: Birds Aren't Real
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Fenris2010 has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew! This is the highest honor you will ever receive.

i am an otherworldly creature that makes "comedy"

My userpage is very chaotic. I LIKE IT LIKE THIS!!! :D

I'm also on Illogicopedia, not that anyone would care. Nothing that I write over there makes sense, however. It's all just incoherent rambling from the corner of ,my brain. Quite frankly nothing that I write makes any sense so I wouldn't care too much

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Chicken4War also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Userboxes

This user is Canadian Feel free to leave (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user is a furry. You should be afraid

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 10 months and 20 days.

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This user is a native speaker of Furry.

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This user enjoys overcast weather

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user isn't Uncyclo-tan.

This user is a mutant.

Fenris was here.

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

Articles I've Created

• Rhea (bird)
• Sumerian language
• Rainforest Cafe
• Unvoyage:Pripyat
• Undictionary:Nothing
• Birds Aren't Real (FEATURED, #2 BEST ARTICLE OF 2023)
• Barrie
• HowTo:Become a metalhead
• Air Canada
• Human Rights in North Korea (Page created by me, was nominated for deletion)
• Azumanga Daioh

other things

• MAAAin Page
• We don't talk about :3. I will make you disappear if you talk about this article.

Works in progress

• Intellipedia (however i've kinda given up on this one)
• Early Norwegian black metal scene (On second thought, maybe I shouldn't joke about this....)

Files I've Uploaded

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  Uncyclopedia Crayon logo

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  Communist Яainforest Cafe

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  Uncyclopedia, but sumerian.

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  GOD I LOVE CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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  I stole this from Illogicopedia. No, I don't know who that is

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  HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024

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