User:Chicken4War is inside your house right now.

i hate hatsune miku

this is me

Featured Article: Birds Aren't Real

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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i am a person that makes comedy

I am trying to have a really chaotic userpage. so, uh. yeah. OAAAAH

I'm also on Illogicopedia, not that anyone would care. Nothing that I write over there makes sense, however. It's all just incoherent rambling from the corner of ,my brain

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Chicken4War also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

userboxes?????????

This user is Canadian Feel free to leave (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians) $\left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia) This user is a furry. You should be afraid This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 months and 26 days. fur-N This user is a native speaker of Furry. fur-N This user enjoys overcast weather \m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/ O.O This user is often confused for a girl. O.O ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!! This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. This user isn't Uncyclo-tan. This user is a mutant.

Articles I've Created

• Rhea (bird)
• Sumerian language
• Rainforest Cafe
• Unvoyage:Pripyat
• Undictionary:Nothing
• Birds Aren't Real (FEATURED, #2 BEST ARTICLE OF 2023)
• Barrie
• HowTo:Become a metalhead
• Air Canada
• Human Rights in North Korea

other things

• MAAAin Page
• We don't talk about :3. I will make you disappear if you talk about this article.

Works in progress

• Intellipedia (however i've kinda given up on this one)
• Early Norwegian black metal scene

Files I've Uploaded

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  Uncyclopedia Crayon logo

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  Communist Яainforest Cafe

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  Uncyclopedia, but sumerian.

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  GOD I LOVE CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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  I stole this from Illogicopedia. No, I don't know who that is

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  HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024

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