User:Chicken4War/Intellipedia
Intellipedia is one of three ultra-super-top-secret wikis used by the cabal United States IC. It is used for "data sharing", which we all know is just a professional way of saying "we're gossiping about terrorists". Intellipedia was founded in 2005, but was only announced to the public in 2006. The wikis are not open to the public, for obvious reasons. It's the government. Duh.
History[edit | edit source]
In 2005, some IC spy was browsing Wikipedia (or maybe another wiki?), when he thought of some crazy idea. "What if I make Wikipedia, but government?". And, like Archimedes, ran out of his room screaming "EUREKA!!". He explained it to his boss, who didn't know what a "Internet" was. They let him make a wiki anyway, and Intellipedia was born. The creation of Intellipedia was hailed as cutting-edge technology that was sure to make all the other governments jealous of how cool they were. And, somehow, Intellipedia became a big success in the IC community, at some point making Wikipe-tan jealous.
Shovels[edit | edit source]
Unlike boring old normal wikis that only give out boring old barnstars, Intellipedia gives out physical shovels, to thank their users for "gardening" Intellipedia. Intellipedia shovels can be used for various things, such as planting new plants in your grandma's garden, playing in a sandbox, or.. You know, there isn't much use for shovels, anyway. Especially not a small one.