Human rights in North Korea

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North Korea has a wonderful human rights record, among the best in the world! Thanks to the love given to the people by the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un, citizens have access to food, water, electricity and the internet. Do not fall for anti-Juche propaganda, friend. The Arduous March only strengthened the nation and its people. Plus, it was such a long time ago, and the nation has since bounced back from it all!

Food and water situation

Food is abundant in North Korea! Grown by the respected farmers, it is grown in world-class conditions, with exceptional treatment of farmers and their families. We know what you are thinking. "If North Korea has so much food, then how come I've never seen a fat North Korean before?". Well, North Koreans eat healthier than you, you filthy capitalist American swine. There is no McDonalds or Burger King in all of North Korea.

As for water, all North Koreans have access to clean tap water and drinking water! It is so filtered that you can drink straight from under the tap and not risk any disease! We know what you are thinking. "If North Korean water is so clean, then how come all I've seen in pictures is dirty rivers?". You are such a predictable person, aren't you?

Press and free speech

Happy North Korean citizens watching the world's freest news source, KCTV.

The press is free. Freer than free, dare we say. All news about governmental affairs is taken right from the government itself! Such a considerate leadership, willing to share all the news in the world with its people. North Koreans have access to television, newspapers, radio and internet, all of which they can use to gather information about North Korea.

Television

Korean Central Television is the main television station in North Korea. Sanctioned by the Eternal President Kim Il-Sung in 1953, it has lived up to his standards ever since! Its programming focuses on domestic news within North Korea, reporting to the people on affairs the government determines they should be interested in. It also shows children's programming to the youth of the country, who will grow to be future workers and Respected Comrades.

Internet

A well-fed North Korean child uses his computer to browse the internet.

Yes, North Koreans have access to the internet! Contrary to popular belief, the internet is very popular in the country, with nearly 95% of citizens using the internet daily for all sorts of affairs, like online gaming, movie-watching or news reading. The most popular website in North Korea is Naenara, the web portal of the people, operated by North Korea's Korea Computer Centre. North Korean internet speeds are also among the best in the world, faster than all other competitors in the country at a whopping 2mb/s! With this type of revolutionary technology, you could download an image file in just under 10 minutes!

Correctional centers

Enemies of the state and of the Revolution go to correctional centers that ethically teach them the errors of their ways and let them return to North Korean societies as changed people who support the Juche ideology wholeheartedly. Conditions in North Korean correctional centers are among the best in the world in terms of temporary housing for people in need of ideological education, with delicious food, comfortable beds and ethical working conditions.

In conclusion...

Despite propaganda constantly telling you how terrible the North Korean state is, it is actually way better than you would have ever thought it to be! Come visit today.

See also

• North Korea
• Pyongyang
• Kim Il-Sung
• Kim Jong-Il
• Kim Jong-Un