UnPoetia:Ronald Mcdonald
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
This poem is an ode to her beloved husband, Ronald McDonald, by Mary Pope Osborne.
Ronald McDonald is also known as 'Ronan Khan', 'Jimmy BoB', 'Womaniser of 3701273 BC' and 'Freaky Clown Man'. Beware, this amazing man is like a god to the Americans. If you see him on the streets go up to him and he will let you suck on his lollipop. Ronald McDonald is married to 5 Women - a role model for all children, adults and big fat blobby people.
The story[edit | edit source]
How dear my lovely Ronald,
The mascot of Mcdonald,
How I love my Ronald,
Every single day.
With his pale face and,
His fluffy red hair,
That's my Ronald,
We are a pair.
We are best friends,
Will be until the end,
Me and my Ronald,
The mascot of Mcdonald.
We will be best friends,
Until our divorce,
Which I believe is,
A driving force.
