UnPoetia:Ronald Mcdonald
This poem is an ode to her beloved husband, Ronald Mcdonald, by Mary Pope Osborne.
Ronald Mcdonald, also known as Ronan Khan, Jimmy BoB, and the Freaky clown man. Beware child this amazing man is like a god to the Americans and if you see him on the streets go up to him and he will let you suck on his lolly pop. Ronald mcdonald married to 5 Women the womaniser of 3701273 BC a role model for all children adults and big fat blobby people.
The story[edit | edit source]
How dear my lovely Ronald,
The mascot of Mcdonald,
How I love my Ronald,
Every single day.
With his pale face and,
His fluffy red hair,
That's my Ronald,
We are a pair.
We are best friends,
Will be until the end,
Me and my Ronald,
The mascot of Mcdonald.
We will be best friends,
Until our divorce,
Which I believe is,
A driving force.
See Also[edit | edit source]
Adam West - Anna Nicole Smith - Aunt Jemima - Billy Mays - Blue Beetle - Bob Knight - Bob Saget - Bruce Campbell - Bruce Lee - Burger King - Charles Bronson - Cheese Jesus - Chow Yun-fat - Christopher Walken - Chuck Norris - Clint Eastwood - Count Chocula - Dirty Harry - Dolemite - Dr. Phil - Mr. Garrison - George Carlin - The Green Hornet - Hanson - Jabba the Hutt - Jackie Chan - Jet Li - Joe Camel - Jack Dempsey - James Bevel - Jimmy Blackman - Jimmy Mozzarella - Juggernaut - Knight Rider - Kool-Aid Man - MacGyver - Mad Dog - Manny Pacquiao - Martin Luther King, Jr. - Michael Biehn - Mike Tyson - The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit - Mohandas Gandhi - Mona Lisa - Mr Pelican Shit - Mr. T - Napoleon Dynamite - Notorious B.I.G. - Pedobear - Pillsbury Dough Boy - Popeye the Sailor Man - Powerpuff Girls - Qin Shi Huang - Rambo - Red Forman - Rick Astley - Ronald McDonald - Sean Connery - Samuel L. Vacuum - Sarah Palin - Shaft - Scott Aukerman - Sloth - Steven Seagal - Tony Jaa - Trix Rabbit - Uncle Ben - Vanilla Ice - Wesley Snipes - William Hung - Willy Wonka - Wonder Woman - Yogi Bear - Your Mom
