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OSU! (always spelled with an exclamation point to be overly dramatic) is a fun game for the little niche corner of gamers that like clicking circles to the beat of Jap music and pretending they're Mozart. It is also an aim trainer for anime weebs crafted by supreme leader Dean "peppy" Herbert and the Japanese to help promote weeb propaganda and to hide their war crimes from people from the US through music. The game was released on Windows on September 16, 2007, and was later put on every OS to exist. That's if you can get into the extremely crammed TestFlight for iOS or if 3FPS for circle games is good enough for you on Android. (Full article...)

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  • ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
  • ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
  • ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?

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"Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!"

Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Venezuelans unsure whether to freak out or celebrate • Bills Mafia drinking themselves to death • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day

Recent deaths: Brigitte Bardot • Carl Yastrzmski • 2025 • The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons

Not dead: Eleven

Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • The Kansas City "Chiefs" • Aaron Rodgers' career • Bills' Super Bowl window

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He'll grow out of it

January 28: Kill Baby Hitler Day

  • 1813 - Jane Austen publishes her first novel, "You'll Have to Read This in 9th Grade", is instant bestseller.
  • 1890 - Dozens of time travelers attempt to kill Baby Hitler, are stopped by those same time travelers after finding out world would be much worse.
  • 1922 - The largest snowstorm in American history collapsed the Theater of Underpants, killing 98 people.
  • 1956 - Elvis Presley scandalizes television after going full-frontal on the Ed Sullivan Show.
  • 1965 - A maple leaf accidentally falls on a picture of the newly designed Canadian flag, is accidentally included after photocopies are sent.
  • 1985 - Africans choose to starve rather than benefit from corny "We Are The World" song.
  • 2016 - The CIA develop disease which turn third-world babies into abortions, call it Zika virus, redundant as alcoholism already exists.

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 The pill for what ails our administrators.

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