Forum:Last person to edit wins/archive5

I'm an evil blanker. What'choo gonna do about it? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:33, 02 Jun 2009

I'm going to edit the forum. Staircase CUN^t 21:35, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, at least we're doing SOMETHING. S-984 02:08, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

For once. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:10, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:25, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

O' course. Staircase CUN^t 04:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

GODAMMIT! I WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING! Saberwolf116 13:39, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

NO YOU WEREN'T! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:05, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Not even close. S-984 20:24, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Neither are you. Saberwolf116 13:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Now I am! S-984 23:21, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

In all seriousness, I love this page- the one topic that will never die. Saberwolf116 00:25, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Forum topic drops dead in a puff of logic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Owned. Saberwolf116 13:48, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

How is this even possible? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

It takes talent to evade the "no editing" sign. Saberwolf116 14:00, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Talent like mine. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:08,6June,2009

Well done. It looks like this game has got a new spin to it. Saberwolf116 14:09, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes it does. It would not be wise to underestimate me. I know very little about code, but what I do know, I kick ass at. Of course I could be a dick and tell everyone how to get to it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:16,6June,2009

Let them figure out for themselves. That's Uncyclopedia: survival of the lamest. Saberwolf116 14:20, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Hooray, the block expired! Saberwolf116 17:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I know. I'm still not sure how to edit things like the main page and stuff like that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:23,6June,2009

View source is impossible to bypass, because the wiki pre-sets it before you load the page. No editing only appears after you load the page, so you can bypass the latter if your connection lags a bit. Saberwolf116 14:27, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I hate you. That's three edit conflicts in a row. Actually my way is easier than that. My connection doesn't lag at all. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:29,6June,2009

Well, pressing the previous button is tedious, so I prefer using the history. Saberwolf116 14:30, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

- . .

DAMN EDIT CONFLICTS!!! I actually have two ways of editing, and both work fine w/o lag. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:32,6June,2009

Make that 3. I'm still looking for a way to block off the history. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:35,6June,2009

Good luck with that. It's all fun and games until Mordillo catches us. Saberwolf116 14:35, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't see anything wrong with creating a challenge between a few people. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:38,6June,2009

Me neither, but I think it has something to do with archiving. Meh. Saberwolf116 14:40, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Block expired. Woo! Saberwolf116 17:27, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

You must have skills and be win to edit this page. S-984 20:33, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

YAY!! It's BACK! Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:41,7June,2009

We're so good. Saberwolf116 21:59, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, right? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:02,7June,2009

That's what she said. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:51, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

No it isn't. She said, "Oh Cheddar! Oh Cheddar!" Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:07,8June,2009

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For those lame people who don't know how to edit this page, here's a link:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Last_person_to_edit_wins&action=edit —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

OH YOU! --212.18.40.178 12:44, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Socky, Socky, Socky. Why'd you have to ruin the fun? Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:01,9June,2009

Now everyone knows the secret of accessing other "no editing" pages! Nyaaaaah! Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:28 06-10-2009)

Socky, what have you done??!?!? Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:37,10June,2009

I like apples. Staircase CUN^t 00:41, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

And I like nudity. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:44, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

And I'd like to win, so screw you. Literally.Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:45 06-10-2009)

Aw yeah right. I own this game bitches. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:46,10June,2009

No you don't, bitch. Spang owns this game. But nobody cares anymore, so Dexter rules this game. But nobody cares about him either so I rule this game. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:50 06-10-2009)

Everyone cares about me, so you can suck it Mr. Methhead. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:52,10June,2009

I thought you'd never ask. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:57 06-10-2009)

I hoped you'd never say that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:40,10June,2009

Whatever happened to good old team spirit? We're in this together, guys! Staircase CUN^t 03:05, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

i'M A LITTLE SCARED to be in "this" with certain people here. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:45,10June,2009

To be honest, this is getting boring. I'm not gonna do this anymore, it's old. Saberwolf116 14:57, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

It is getting a bit dull, now that everyone knows how to edit. Don Puttano cHeDDs 15:00,10June,2009

I'm out. Saberwolf116 16:17, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

You'll be missed Saber. I might stick around a bit, just because, but I think Ima go sometime soon too. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:22,10June,2009

How about winning? Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (16:34 06-10-2009)

There I win. And since I win, I make the new rules. The next person to post after me loses horribly. Don Puttano cHeDDs 18:00,10June,2009

O RLY? --212.18.40.178 19:30, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

YA RLY. Especially IP's that say "O RLY?" Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:41 06-10-2009)

What about IPs that say "NO WAI!"? --212.18.40.178 19:45, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Happy now? You two both just lost. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:46,10June,2009

Well, now I just re-won, bitch!

No I won. :) (No UnAnimals were harmed in the making of this.)--Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 05:31, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

THE FORMER AND LATER WINNER WAS HERE. SO WERE PARADOXES. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (03:01 06-12-2009)

Grues to eat the editors after me.

I brought a thousand Grues to eat the rest of the editors up.So if anyone edits after me they're eaten.gEDDIT? --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 13:25, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Remember, grues hate light. That's why the Zork interface is always black. This backdrop, however, is white. Grues die in light. So all of your grues die and I continue playing The Zork Series. /logic Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (15:49 06-12-2009)

I found the way to bypass the no editing link. PM me on my talk page if you want to know how. S-984 04:03, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Everyone knows how to bypass it,dammit.And yes,my grues die,but all the grues on the Grues page haven't died yet...?And it's in white background too. --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 04:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

There ya go. You can edit freely again. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:02, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Finally everything isn't squashed,but my grues eat everything.I'll push your computer to crash. --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 12:24, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Did I win something? Nameable • mumble? 10:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

RAWR re-block the free editing it's no fun without the challenge... --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 12:20, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

That's just because you want to win. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Methamphetamine (talk • contribs)

I guess that's the greed that's eating my insides out(OMFG LITERALLY!!!)--Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 12:25, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK?! I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! THE SOCIAL WORKER WILL KILL ME! HOW DO YOU DIAL THE NUMBER FOR 999? My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:18 06-17-2009)

Advertisements say take care of your children.Obama say throw your children down the toilet and flush it...in hopes of it ending up in the sewers for the Ninja Turtles. --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 07:24, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Obama also said he's going to check your hard drive for no reason. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (16:37 06-18-2009)

All crackas suckin' mah cock!

Fo' sho'! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:36, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Haha, I'm a spic, not a cracka. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (20:59 06-18-2009)

You's a crazy ass spic, nigga. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:37, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

The people above are guilty of leading newbies and youngsters astray.Proves that doing drugs doesnt help during intercourse.--Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 06:02, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

You're doing the wrong type of Drugs. Hey, did you realise that "Insert Gin Jug" is an anagram of "Injust, n****r!"Pup 07:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

But I don't get what I'm saying.I'm random today,I've got a random face,I've got a random hairstyle,but Who cares? --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 10:42, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I just came back realizing I'm not winning. I can't have that. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (21:28 06-19-2009)

Too bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it's too good. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (21:31 06-19-2009)

Again,Who cares?And pretend Today's today.I'm an idiot afterall.--Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 05:12, 20 June 2009 (UTC)