Hey there Big-Boy! Wanna read my article on Thin Mints? --CrabPope 21:51, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

- - The hilarious end to the dramathon has officially entered the Giant Pile Of Shit. Oh and in response to the dramathon:

A woman in a sports bra, which is not porn.

Another woman in a sports bra, definitely not porn.

A woman with part of her middrift showing, again, not porn

Christina Aguilera completely clothed.

A nun in a full habit

Since we can't have porn on here, I've added some nonporn images.--Mnb'z 16:19, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Non-nude Pregnancy!!!!!!!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:23,14May,2009

I raep your page with nonporn. --Mnb'z 04:45, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Btw, Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uterus or GTFO! --Mnb'z 16:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I geuss so, saves having to scroll past the porn. Also: Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle!!!!!!~Orian57~ ~Talk~

02:27 5 May 2009

So, ~~how~~now are we putting new stuff on top? --Mnb'z 03:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle!!!!!!!!!! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:27 2 May 2009 this page is dead... --Mnb'z 06:58, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

“Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.”
~ CheddarBBQ on his giant pile of shit

It's sort of like the sandbox, but nothing ever gets deleted. Feel free to spam. There is only 1 rule.

Do not delete ANYTHING!!!!

Feel free to add your useless shit to this giant pile. Whore your articles, insult people until they cry, or spam your ass off. Enjoy.

To get this started, I will excessively spam[edit | edit source]

This article has been spammed by the Almighty Smokin' CheddarBBQ.

--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods (UTC)

Looks liek product placement to me. Also whoreing you said it was OK. And actually does this mean you're never gonna archive either? You probably should, after a while at least. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

02:25 27 April 2009

YOU STUPIUD LITTLE MAG-FAGGOT!!!DROP AND GIVE ME 500 PUSH UPS YOU DRUNKEN PIECE OF PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

1!

2!\\jijpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiidddddddsssssssssssssssssss

3!

...

500!

TOO EASY! 500 MORE!

This is exactly what I'm going for. Yes, whoring is okay. In fact, it's quite fun. Be a whore. No, I don't think I'm ever gonna archive, let's see how long we can get it. No, it's not product placement, there are no products, but if there was, it would be. And how can I be a faggot and a pussy. I'm either a chick or a gay dude, can't be both (I'm neither. Ladies...)--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Eww, I'm not a pussy, they're all slimy and bleed. also I corrected your formatting. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

02:39 27 April 2009

If you corrected someone's formatting, you're a pussy.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:40, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I remember Yettie used to do this. I miss him. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

02:43 27 April 2009

Don't know who that is. But his was less awesome. My pile of shit will be the largest the world has ever seen! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:53, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

By the way, I know a Jewish chick named Orian. She's hot.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:58, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Really? Is that an actual name!? I thought I'd made it up! Still, bet her last name isn't fifty-seven. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

03:08 27 April 2009

PICTURES. NOW. --C:\syndrome\_ 03:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Thou Shalt Suffer

Mahm00shA smiteth thee.

Fire be upon thee <insert name here>.

Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

Awwww, hiiii goooo aaaaa puppuppuppup geee nchaaa fssst weee ooompa looompa 06:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't know her last name. Starts with an N though, so not 57. Maybe 97...--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:12, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Pics[edit | edit source]

The pinnacle of 21st century literature, now charging you money. Saberwolf116 04:05, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

CMON!!!!! YOU CALL THIS SHIT!!!!! I'VE TAKEN BIGGER SHITS THAN THIS!!!!!! SHIT PEOPLE, SHIT UNTIL YOUR ASSES BLEED!!!! Not a pretty site.

I could actually read that. 216.114.113.249 19:43, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Am I doing this right? SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:58, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Almost. I'd do it like this...

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!

SHI-AT!!!

Of course, it doesn't all have to be about just shit.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Testicles[edit | edit source]

That is all. Saberwolf116 21:18, 27 April 2009 (UTC) [Picture of testicles] Moar testicles! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:29 27 April 2009

Aw damn it. I was using a public comp when I 1st saw that. You almost got me thrown out. I was very tempted to break my "No deletion" rule, but decided against it. I'm no hypocrite. I guess there will just be a picture of a dude's ass on my page forever.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

and testicles. Though it took me ages to notice them too and I wanted to see. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

22:24 27 April 2009

Holy shit. There they are. What happened to no porn images on Uncyc, or is that just for hetero porn? And Orian, you're gay? I had no idea. You should try to make that more noticeable.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:34, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I counter your gay porn with preggo porn. --Mnb'z 05:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Ooh, preggo porn. That's gonna hurt. Plus lesbians. Plus a sexy asian chick. Ouch.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

And you think there's something wrong with me? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

18:26 30 April 2009

Well, at least I'm not gay. --Mnb'z 18:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I didn't say that. I'm all for gay rights. No lie, I'm like the most gay-supportive straight guy in the world. On a side note, for some reason, every time you post, I picture the sexy girl Orian saying whatever you wrote. --

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:17, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

You want me. :P ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

03:32 1 May 2009

Yes sexy female Orian and not gay male Orian, I want you.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Penis[edit | edit source]

This page cannot go on without the inclusion of the word penis. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

It could've, but thanks anyway for your concern. It is... err... very much... uh... appreciated.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, since you're all gonna take this time to be inappropriate...[edit | edit source]

I actually 'shopped this 1.

--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:46, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

these images

have been inserted

to break the monotony

of the Copyright act

article transposed in the article

random cat

typical Jew cat

typical dinosaur

a typical tiger

typical Hyper-Hyper-Calvinistic dick

typical Statue of Tyranny

Typical monkey

typical former Klansman

typical Space Pope

typical king

typical map

typical Emo

typical turkey

typical monkey

Another cat

you'll thank me for this, Cheddar, for now you have the longest page on uncyc[edit | edit source]

You can't delete stuff, but can you drop things in the middle of other people's sentences? Also HAY LOOK IS ORIAN --C:\syndrome\_ 06:21, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

YES YOU CAN!!! Smite.

Seriously though, if someone wants to fuck around with those copy paste things, go ahead.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
- And that chick in the tennis outfit is hot.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
  - And Orian is lucky. There needs to be more female pics on this page, and less of the homoeroticism (real word). --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

KEEP EDITING OR SUFFER!!!!!!!!!

Salute[edit | edit source]

I bet half of you don't even know what this is. Saberwolf116 03:10, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I do. Is it your balls? One is tiny and white and the other is abnormally large, blue, and emits yellow stuff. Am I right?--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 11:02, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Nope. Check the name of the image. Saberwolf116 12:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Flag of Earth 7? How many Earths are there?--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

7th flag of Earth, I guess. Actually, it is his balls... • DoNotWant - [talk] •

Thought provoking[edit | edit source]

Motivation-imagine%5B1%5D.jpg

Saberwolf116 03:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Hooray for good sense! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

19:20 1 May 2009

Bgaaaah![edit | edit source]

—Sir Guildensternenstein 04:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

What[edit | edit source]

[[Image:Japanese chained boobs.jpg]]

This should counterbalance the gayness of this page--CrabPope 16:46, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh Thank God.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:15, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

WHO WANTS TO PLAY POKEMON?![edit | edit source]

Little boy:I do!Hey what's sex? whore:I can show you..*smiles creepily*.

Congrats[edit | edit source]

This pile of shit is officially no safe to look at at a public place.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:11, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

But where is all of the W H O R I N G ?--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Mordillo says we gotta get rid of the porn. =/ Saberwolf116 12:11, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Who's Mordillo? And what porn are you talking about?--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:16, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

probably stuff like this:

Oh noes, its a fully clothed young man! --Mnb'z 04:39, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

[Gay porn goes here]

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:20 1 May 2009 I'm gonna kill you Orian.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:25, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Heehee! biaz! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

19:26 1 May 2009

Are these pics any better:

(Preggo porn goes here) --Mnb'z 19:33, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Cheezoid kill self with petriiil!

~Orian57~ ~Talk~

19:36 1 May 2009

How about we clean the page with innuendo pics? --Mnb'z 19:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

What's innuendic abouta duck?

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:51 1 May 2009

Its not a duck, its a blue footed penguin. --Mnb'z 19:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

to reiterate: what's so innuendic about a blue-footed penguin? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

19:57 1 May 2009

Your mom. --Mnb'z 20:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Cause it's not a penguin. It's actually called a blue-footed-boobie--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:21, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Don't say "boobie", its vulgar, you boobie-fucker --Mnb'z 23:29, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

And the porn pics aren't vulgar?Woooow....the twisted minds of users.--Bad Shroom 23:46, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Those are artistic images which add culture to this page. --Mnb'z 23:56, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

well mine do. Mn's make God angry. He shalt smitith the preggosexuals! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~

02:16 2 May 2009

bigot. --Mnb'z 03:30, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

This page is going to break --CrabPope 09:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

It can't break. Maybe explode in a fiery blast of sex and shit, but not break. Help keep it alive forever.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:18, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

This one did turn out a bid "different" than most p0rn spam pages though. --Mnb'z 17:52, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

It's not a porn spam page, its a giant pile of shit. There's a difference.--

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 18:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Mnb'z 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)Its too low on the vandalism and vandalism to count as a "giant pile of shit.Mnb'z 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Ussher[edit | edit source]

Counter-acting the pr0n overload with whoring by transclusion.--Mnb'z 20:33, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?!?!

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

more whoring. --Mnb'z 05:11, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:48, 8 May 2009 (UTC) FU

~~I'M SORRY~~

To all of those who like this page for whatever reason. The #1 rule of this page is to not delete anything, but meany deleted anything he found slightly offensive. While it is on MY userpage and affects him in no way, AND the stuff was already on Uncyc so there is no reason it can't be put on a page, it's gone. The page will stay, and please continue to take shits here, but beware the evil guy who will come to rape us all. Thank you Mnbvcxz for helping to defend me, and please Mordillo, don't be a dick and delete this page or set bans for expressing an opinion. Cause it's a parody site. It's about jokes. Let us have a little fun. Whore cHeDDaR 19:24,13May,2009

I have to say, I don't think starting drama with Mordillo is the wisest course of action... -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:44, 13 May
Not trying to. Just making a point. I just barely survived a dramathon and I don't wanna go back. Whore cHeDDaR 20:43,13May,2009
For future reference, transcluding mainspace pages=bad. It messes with categorization, which causes all sorts of trouble. But on the plus side, it is more of a mess than ever. --Mnb'z 05:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

That shit's over.

OH SHIT. += 15:28,28June,2010

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you'll thank me for this, Cheddar, for now you have the longest page on uncyc[edit | edit source]

Salute[edit | edit source]

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Salute[edit | edit source]

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