User:Optimuschris

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Optimuschris[edit]


Optimuschris does not transform into anything. He is not interested in saving the planet from giant robots. He does not want to see your fanfic. He does however have a penchant for not wearing pants.

This is not Optimuschris
This however...



User:Optimuschris/Nostalgia

Abortions

Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

Colonization Workshop

Things I've peed on.

Sandbox

Work in Progress

More Work in Progress

UnNews desk

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170.158.106.19 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) was so impressed with me, he wrote this in my honor! Obviously the Philistines around here had to delete it immediately, vanity they said. I saved a copy though because my ego demands it.

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So I don't forget.[edit]

HowTo:Featured, {{HowTo:TotD}} and HowTo:Recent


These things make me laugh.[edit]

Then again, so does video of dudes getting kicked in the nuts. Meh. You decide.

Random Shit[edit]

Some good articles

UnNews:God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits

User:RAHB/Fantastic Jokes and Other Reverted Humor

The Cruise

this thing

User:Optimuschris/21days thanks

User:Optimuschris/Nazi thanks

Uncyclopedia:Palette

http://stories-n-shit.blogspot.com/

http://playing-dice.blogspot.com

Be Quiet and Shut the Fuck Up

Pictures

Template-Impersonal thanks.

siggy

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=7b99aa4c-a7b7-4a73-b23c-86cb59da755e&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:b249d297-3fc9-4b0a-9189-14d32d6aabde%2Cc4a0f5e9-0929-43db-8df9-9de5e815af67&from=MSNHP&tab=m3&gt1=42006

Good Boy!

I are teh writer what is good with words and stuff[edit]

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


IC Feature(s) that I had nothing to do with but share credit for anyways[edit]

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Featured Colonization: Al Gore

This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


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Featured Colonization: Great Britain

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


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Featured Colonization: Michael Jackson

This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


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Featured Colonization: Jew

This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


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Featured Colonization: God

This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


IC Articles I contributed to causing them to not be featured[edit]

Also this crap[edit]

Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?

UnNews:Optimus Prime Murdered

These things[edit]

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
13 years, 10 months and 27 days.

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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from MrN9000.
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UnSignpost Home Delivery
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!

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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.
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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.
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This user is a member of the
Society for Misspelling Philantropy
Because a silent "H" is a silent killer…
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