User:Optimuschris/IC
Two astronauts float in space - voiceover:
Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2: Break into song?
Astronaut 1: Yep
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies ...
change to a shot of the Millau Viaduct bridge
I love big bridges ...
a shot of a great white shark breaching
I love when great whites fly ...
a shot of Les Stroud from Survivorman, lying in the desert with a camera
I love the whole world ...
a shot of Hong Kong at night
And all its sights and sounds ...
shots of crab fishermen from Deadliest Catch, followed by African tribal dancers
Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
a shot of a surfer paddling beyond the waves
I love the ocean ...
a shot of Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, in a sewer surrounded by rats
I love real dirty things ...
a shot of a super-powered car racing across the desert
I love to go fast ...
a shot of a woman scientist examining a mummy
I love Egyptian kings ...
either a shot of Buddhist monks at a temple, or in one alternate version, a shot of a space shuttle launching
I love the whole world ...
a shot of James Cameron in a deep sea sub
And all its craziness ...
a shot of a rock concert - followed by Richard Machowicz from Future Weapons, firing a grenade launcher - followed by an erupting volcano
Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
a shot of Josh Bernstein from Into the Unknown, in front of a tornado
I love tornadoes ...
a shot of Bear Grylls from Man Vs. Wild, with a tarantula
I love arachnids ...
a shot of a scientist in a fire-proof suit beside a Hawaiian volcano
I love hot magma ...
a shot of a Humboldt squid
I love the giant squid ...
a shot of people sitting on a beach after dark, watching fireworks
I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place ...
several rapid shots - Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters (Adam is setting Jamie's arm on fire) - Stephen Hawking using his synthesizer to speak (in one alternate version, a mountain climber from Everest: Beyond the Limit is shown instead, flashing the peace sign) - a man BASE-jumping into the Cave of Swallows - finally, the original astronauts from the first shot
Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
<AngryManImage-I hate the human race>
<MythbustersImage-We get paid for this!>
<AngryMechanicImage-I want to stab your face>
<???Image-I love the whole world>
<DepressedManOnCouch-I wish that I was dead>
<OptimusPrimeImage-Boom De Ah Dah Boom De Ah Dah>
<DanglingFeetWithSuicideNoteThatReadsBoomDeAhDah>
-As much as I love this picture, I don't think I'll end up using it.
